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Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: I like to fuck ()
Date: March 02, 2015 03:08PM

Anybody know this whore? I think she's from Fairfax or Alexandria. I hooked up with her and she gave me a fake name but fucked my brains out in a motel in Springfield. Now her phone is disconnected and I can't reach her. The fake name she used was Ashley.

This chick gave me the best blow job I've ever had. It was like a 1/2 hour BJ. She had this technique to keep you from coming. It was amazing. When she finally let me cum, it was like a gallon and she swallowed a lot of it but let some drip down on her tits and then wiped it off with her fingers and ate that too. She loves cum!

I think I love her.
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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: xMG4D ()
Date: March 02, 2015 04:07PM

I think Ive seen her at Kilroys. Is she just a slut or a prostitute?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: xGdNU ()
Date: March 02, 2015 04:15PM

xMG4D Wrote:
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> I think Ive seen her at Kilroys. Is she just a
> slut or a prostitute?


That is GUNLOVER in drag.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: I like to fuck ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:41PM

Not a prostitute. I bought her a few drinks and paid for the room but that's it.

This girl loves to suck cock. When we left the bar she was pulling my dick out on the way to the motel. I damn near busted in her mouth on the Fairfax County Parkway.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:49PM

Not bad looking but I wonder how her bowels are.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: uFPmY ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:49PM

I like to fuck Wrote:
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> Not a prostitute. I bought her a few drinks and
> paid for the room but that's it.

so you paid for it, nuff said

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: you know thats a dude, right ()
Date: March 02, 2015 06:53PM

I know who HE is. You may wish to visit the clinic and get tested.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Anus ()
Date: March 02, 2015 07:52PM

That's my mom

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: I like to fuck ()
Date: March 02, 2015 08:37PM

you know thats a dude, right Wrote:
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> I know who HE is. You may wish to visit the
> clinic and get tested.

If that was a dude than Im going gay. He-she-it had the tightest pussy Ive felt in a long time and I swear she never stops wanting to fuck. We started at like 10:30 and at 4am she still wanted more. I was done and im only 22.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 08:44PM

Just a bj? she didn't eat your booty like groceries?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 08:49PM

I like to fuck Wrote:
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> you know thats a dude, right Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know who HE is. You may wish to visit the
> > clinic and get tested.
>
> If that was a dude than Im going gay. He-she-it
> had the tightest pussy Ive felt in a long time and
> I swear she never stops wanting to fuck. We
> started at like 10:30 and at 4am she still wanted
> more. I was done and im only 22.
You're fucking 22 and you're fucking 45+ old women/men prostitutes? You could do better.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Big Dick Blackk ()
Date: March 02, 2015 08:53PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> You're fucking 22 and you're fucking 45+ old
> women/men prostitutes? You could do better.

If you think that bitch is 45 than you must be 10 or 11.

I'd say she's not over 30. 30 is prime time for bitches. They fuck like crazy between 30 and 35. Way better than any college girl.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 08:56PM

Big Dick Blackk Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > You're fucking 22 and you're fucking 45+ old
> > women/men prostitutes? You could do better.
>
> If you think that bitch is 45 than you must be 10
> or 11.
>
> I'd say she's not over 30. 30 is prime time for
> bitches. They fuck like crazy between 30 and 35.
> Way better than any college girl.
better you than me.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Prime Time ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:02PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> > Way better than any college girl.
> better you than me.

I have a feeling the best you've ever had was a warm wash cloth with hand lotion on it.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:04PM

Prime Time Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > > Way better than any college girl.
> > better you than me.
>
> I have a feeling the best you've ever had was a
> warm wash cloth with hand lotion on it.

Enjoying the thought? The only person who would jack off with a cloth and lotion is you.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: geniuses ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:05PM

I like to fuck Wrote:
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> Anybody know this whore? I think she's from
> Fairfax or Alexandria. I hooked up with her and
> she gave me a fake name but fucked my brains out
> in a motel in Springfield. Now her phone is
> disconnected and I can't reach her. The fake name
> she used was Ashley.
>
> This chick gave me the best blow job I've ever
> had. It was like a 1/2 hour BJ. She had this
> technique to keep you from coming. It was amazing.
> When she finally let me cum, it was like a gallon
> and she swallowed a lot of it but let some drip
> down on her tits and then wiped it off with her
> fingers and ate that too. She loves cum!
>
> I think I love her.


uh huh sure it's below zero and snowing everyday and she has tan lines on her fake tits and wearing a tiny black dress and there is no snow on the ground in the "motel at springfield" sure sure sure. Lying fuck face

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Principal Skinner ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:08PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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>
> >
> > I have a feeling the best you've ever had was a
> > warm wash cloth with hand lotion on it.
>
> Enjoying the thought? The only person who would
> jack off with a cloth and lotion is you.

You do realize that come back is actually worse than "I know you are but what am I"

Should you be doing homework? No chance of day off tomorrow.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:09PM

Principal Skinner Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > >
> > > I have a feeling the best you've ever had was
> a
> > > warm wash cloth with hand lotion on it.
> >
> > Enjoying the thought? The only person who would
> > jack off with a cloth and lotion is you.
>
> You do realize that come back is actually worse
> than "I know you are but what am I"
>
> Should you be doing homework? No chance of day off
> tomorrow.

Literally fuck off

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Geographer ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:12PM

geniuses Wrote:
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>
> uh huh sure it's below zero and snowing everyday
> and she has tan lines on her fake tits and wearing
> a tiny black dress and there is no snow on the
> ground in the "motel at springfield" sure sure
> sure. Lying fuck face

Where do you see the ground?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:14PM

she's a definitely a man. Only a man would know another man's body that well.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: really you dolts? ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:21PM

how the fuck do you look at the background and not realize it isn't Springfield? It even reads like a troll post

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Prime Time ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:24PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> she's a definitely a man. Only a man would know
> another man's body that well.

That doesn't even make sense. You are a mess dude. Too many snow days?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:27PM

Prime Time Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she's a definitely a man. Only a man would know
> > another man's body that well.
>
> That doesn't even make sense. You are a mess dude.
> Too many snow days?


you wanna know what else?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: dano ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:34PM

That's a female person

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: Momma says ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:35PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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>
>
> you wanna know what else?

Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say but go ahead.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:46PM

Momma says Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> >
> >
> >
> > you wanna know what else?
>
> Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say but go
> ahead.

drugs :)

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Date: March 02, 2015 09:46PM

Momma says Wrote:
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> Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> >
> >
> > you wanna know what else?
>
> Nobody gives a fuck what you have to say but go
> ahead.

drugs

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: thats not springfield ()
Date: March 02, 2015 09:50PM

Whoever said thats not springfield is right. Springfield doesnt have a motel like that. Theyre all hotels.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: No kids allowed ()
Date: March 02, 2015 10:26PM

Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit Wrote:
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> she's a definitely a man. Only a man would know
> another man's body that well.


LOL, you would know wouldn't you? How well do you know your boyfriends body? Dude, stick to the school closings, we don't need your imput on other threads.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: E9eXd ()
Date: March 03, 2015 03:47AM

did your mom give you money to get a hotel room?

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: 9MD3F ()
Date: March 03, 2015 03:49AM

pics or it didn't happen

post a pic of any work you did i'd have to admit was worth THAT

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: you know thats a dude, right ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:37AM

I like to fuck Wrote:
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> you know thats a dude, right Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know who HE is. You may wish to visit the
> > clinic and get tested.
>
> If that was a dude than Im going gay. He-she-it
> had the tightest pussy Ive felt in a long time and
> I swear she never stops wanting to fuck. We
> started at like 10:30 and at 4am she still wanted
> more. I was done and im only 2


It's a dude, look at the neck.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: it's a dude ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:57AM

That does in fact look like a man. The face, neck, arms, and hands are decidedly manly.

Furthermore, that is not Springfield in the background, and there are no motels with outside balconies in Springfield. Outside balconies are pretty rare in Fairfax County as a whole. (Why wouldn't you just go to your or his house anyway?) Also, if this alleged tryst took place recently, the weather has been far too cold for such a small dress.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: OBGYN ()
Date: March 03, 2015 12:15PM

Arms and neck are a little manly but those are definitely a females legs.

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Re: Anybody know this whore?
Posted by: bow legged dude ()
Date: March 03, 2015 03:22PM

OBGYN Wrote:
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> Arms and neck are a little manly but those are
> definitely a females legs.


Guys can be bow legged also. I vote dude. Sorry OP, sounds like you were part of the crying games!

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