Why is Vienna Virginia so loaded with mattress stores? Is there something Vienna has that say Fairfax doesn't......Wondering.

There simply is not, a more congenial spot.....

Welcome to Mattresstown, USA!

Why complain that there are four mattress stores in the span of three blocks? Why not complain about the number of restaurants? Is it bad that Potbelly, Zoe's Kitchen and Chopt all just decided to come to Vienna? No, it speaks to the vitality of the area.

I love the way that the chairman of the Vienna Chamber of Commerce puts down his martini and stumbles to the keyboard to rise to the defense of Vienna...as reliable as clockwork.

Bed-bug infestation. Check for the tiny red bite marks usually evident on the face and arms of the next Vienna resident you encounter.

The reason Vienna has so many mattress stores is because they don't have any upline burger shops.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Why complain that there are four mattress stores
> in the span of three blocks? Why not complain
> about the number of restaurants? Is it bad that
> Potbelly, Zoe's Kitchen and Chopt all just decided
> to come to Vienna? No, it speaks to the vitality
> of the area.


Who is complaining about the plethora of mattress choices. Without the mattress stores, Vienna would be nothing! A few casual ho-hum national chains does not exactly make me beam with pride, but our mattress stores are another thing altogether!

Do you know what are in some of those nondescript unmarked warehouses at the end of Mill St.? The ones where Caboose Brewery wants to open? Think about it.

Having such an abundance of available mattresses makes Vienna perfect for a Northern Virginia mass orgy.

Babbitt Wrote:
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> I love the way that the chairman of the Vienna
> Chamber of Commerce puts down his martini and
> stumbles to the keyboard to rise to the defense of
> Vienna...as reliable as clockwork.


hiccup. Shuddup ya downscale goober! Don't make me warm up the car in the carport and come after your ass! hiccup.

Huh??? Wrote:
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> The reason Vienna has so many mattress stores is
> because they don't have any upline burger shops.

It is ironic that you would use the term "upline" when Vienna has an Elevation Burger. Is that "lofty" enough for you?

NoVA Wrote:
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> Having such an abundance of available mattresses
> makes Vienna perfect for a Northern Virginia mass
> orgy.

Vienna residents enjoy making love as much as anyone. We just choose to remain faithful to one partner.

I love Vienna, only place I can get a mattress and a rub and tug at the same time from one of the local Viet rub and tug joints. When I'm finished, I go to the Vienna Inn, get a slut, and end the night at the Vienna Inn.

in the mattress market Wrote:
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> I love Vienna, only place I can get a mattress and
> a rub and tug at the same time from one of the
> local Viet rub and tug joints. When I'm finished,
> I go to the Vienna Inn, get a slut, and end the
> night at the Vienna Inn.

Despite the name, the Vienna Inn does not offer accommodations. Perhaps your "story" actually took you to the Wolf Trap Hotel.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Despite the name, the Vienna Inn does not offer
> accommodations. Perhaps your "story" actually
> took you to the Wolf Trap Hotel.


More than likely and that place goes through some mattresses!

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Vienna residents enjoy making love as much as
> anyone. We just choose to remain faithful to one
> partner.


Perhaps, but you let your friends watch.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Huh??? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The reason Vienna has so many mattress stores
> is
> > because they don't have any upline burger
> shops.
>
> It is ironic that you would use the term "upline"
> when Vienna has an Elevation Burger. Is that
> "lofty" enough for you?

See...that was why what I said was funny. Because there ARE upline burger shops in Vienna. In fact, there might be MORE upline burger shops in Vienna that there are mattress stores.

Huh??? Wrote:
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> 22180 resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Huh??? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The reason Vienna has so many mattress stores
> > is
> > > because they don't have any upline burger
> > shops.
> >
> > It is ironic that you would use the term
> "upline"
> > when Vienna has an Elevation Burger. Is that
> > "lofty" enough for you?
>
> See...that was why what I said was funny. Because
> there ARE upline burger shops in Vienna. In fact,
> there might be MORE upline burger shops in Vienna
> that there are mattress stores.


It would only make sense. Fatties who eat a lot of burgers wear out their mattresses sooner.

This is the thread that assholes made. Envious, butthurt assholes from Falls Church and Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures in either case.

LOL... Wrote:
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> This is the thread that assholes made. Envious,
> butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures in
> either case.


It hurts doesn't it?

To know that 123 is just a slightly up-scale Rt. 1 with a higher density of mattress stores.

LOL... Wrote:
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> This is the thread that assholes made. Envious,
> butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures in
> either case.


Is that the best you can do? Ride your scooter from the Cedar Lane Apartments to the Marco Polo restaurant, chill out, have a glass of chianti, and try to type something a bit more original.

Beacon Mall Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is the thread that assholes made.
> Envious,
> > butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> > Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures
> in
> > either case.
>
>
> It hurts doesn't it?
>
> To know that 123 is just a slightly up-scale Rt. 1
> with a higher density of mattress stores.

We would gladly trade some loan stores for mattress stores.

Beacon Mall Wrote:
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> LOL... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is the thread that assholes made.
> Envious,
> > butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> > Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless failures
> in
> > either case.
>
>
> It hurts doesn't it?
>
> To know that 123 is just a slightly up-scale Rt. 1
> with a higher density of mattress stores.

Route 1 in Hybla Valley has three mattress stores rather than four. Is that your big zinger? Next time, check the difference in per-capita income.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Route 1 in Hybla Valley has three mattress stores
> rather than four. Is that your big zinger?

Who knows off the top of their head how many mattress stores are in a certain area? (Unless we are talking about Vienna which is obviously famous for its number of mattress stores.)

> Next time, check the difference in per-capita income.

What is the difference?

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Beacon Mall Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is the thread that assholes made.
> > Envious,
> > > butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> > > Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless
> failures
> > in
> > > either case.
> >
> >
> > It hurts doesn't it?
> >
> > To know that 123 is just a slightly up-scale Rt.
> 1
> > with a higher density of mattress stores.
>
> Route 1 in Hybla Valley has three mattress stores
> rather than four. Is that your big zinger? Next
> time, check the difference in per-capita income.


No, the big zinger was making you actually look and compare it. lulz

Sucker

I bought a Sleep Number bed 9 years ago and it is still like new...should last another ten years. Every night it's like a brand new bed and I can change the firmness to suit my mood or condition. More and more folks are switching and as the demand for innerspring mattresses dwindles these stores will have to close.
No doubt to reopen as Hookah parlors.

Made ya look Wrote:
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> 22180 resident Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Beacon Mall Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > LOL... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > This is the thread that assholes made.
> > > Envious,
> > > > butthurt assholes from Falls Church and
> > > > Centreville. Ignorant toady worthless
> > failures
> > > in
> > > > either case.
> > >
> > >
> > > It hurts doesn't it?
> > >
> > > To know that 123 is just a slightly up-scale
> Rt.
> > 1
> > > with a higher density of mattress stores.
> >
> > Route 1 in Hybla Valley has three mattress
> stores
> > rather than four. Is that your big zinger?
> Next
> > time, check the difference in per-capita
> income.
>
>
> No, the big zinger was making you actually look
> and compare it. lulz
>
> Sucker


I took your word for it. I still assume you looked it up and the number is correct. Are you now saying there aren't three mattress stores in Hybla Valley?

Hahaha! Vienna has everything and you live in a shithole. Because that's all you losers deserve. Hahaha!

Matty Wrote:
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>
> I took your word for it. I still assume you
> looked it up and the number is correct. Are you
> now saying there aren't three mattress stores in
> Hybla Valley?


Wut? I think you're confused.

Made ya look Wrote:
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> Matty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I took your word for it. I still assume you
> > looked it up and the number is correct. Are
> you
> > now saying there aren't three mattress stores
> in
> > Hybla Valley?
>
>
> Wut? I think you're confused.

Not in the least. You, OTOH....

Wander Bread Wrote:
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> Why is Vienna Virginia so loaded with mattress
> stores? Is there something Vienna has that say
> Fairfax doesn't......Wondering.


You might check around the intersection of Lee Highway and 236 in Fairfax. They have more than enough mattress stores to satisfy you right there.

Matty Wrote:
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> Not in the least. You, OTOH....

+1

This Made-Ya-Look guy is an idiot failure.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> You might check around the intersection of Lee
> Highway and 236 in Fairfax. They have more than
> enough mattress stores to satisfy you right there.

Yes, that cluster in and around Kamp Washington is mighty impressive. The Sleepy's at Fairfax Court would seem to be just inches outside the line, but Fairfax City still has nine mattress outlets, giving it 1.44 per square mile. Of course, that includes two (Bif and Haverty's) that are really more like furniture stores, but even without them, Fairfax City would weigh in at 1.12 mattress stores per square mile, a certainly noteworthy total.

But for real-deal mattress store overcrowding, just head over to the home of overcrowding -- Falls Church. They have a Sumo wrestler-like total of 1.38 outright mattress stores per square mile. More than Fairfax City, 50% more than Vienna, and likely the highest mattress store density in the area. It's a wonder there's room left over in Falls Church for all those spas and salons.

Wtf?! There can't be any profit in that.

No Lumps No Slumps Wrote:
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> I bought a Sleep Number bed 9 years ago and it is
> still like new...should last another ten years.
> Every night it's like a brand new bed and I can
> change the firmness to suit my mood or condition.
> More and more folks are switching and as the
> demand for innerspring mattresses dwindles these
> stores will have to close.
> No doubt to reopen as Hookah parlors.


What mood or condition determines if you play the part of the pitcher or catcher?

Vienna

1 mattress store per 4100 residents

Falls Church

1 mattress store per 4500 residents

Fairfax City

1 mattress store per 4800 residents

There is a sad river of pathology that runs underneath Vienna

Take me home
Congested road
To the place
I belong
Vienna Virginia
Mattress Mecca
Take me home
Congested road

A sleepy little town Wrote:
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> There is a sad river of pathology that runs
> underneath Vienna


There sure isn't a river of artisanal locally made beer in Vienna...

No Lumps No Slumps Wrote:
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> No doubt to reopen as Hookah parlors.

Or auto service centers specializing in Mercedes-Benz/used car lots specializing in Mercedes-Benz/sunglass store specializing in black frames/razor store specializing in 5 o'clock shadow razors/keffiyeh store

Vienna --

Population density: 3,600 per square mile
Mattress store density: 0.92 per square mile
Population per capita: 1
Future: Bright

Fairfax City --

Population density: 3,616 per square mile
Mattress store density: 1.12 per square mile
Population per capita: 1
Future: Good

Falls Church --

Population density: 6,197 per square mile
Mattress store density: 1.38 per square mile
Population per capita: 1
Future: Bleak

A sleepy little town Wrote:
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> There is a sad river of pathology that runs
> underneath Vienna

If there were, you butthurt assholes would want it. Anything to be a little bit more like Vienna!

By the numbers... Wrote:
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> Vienna --
>
> Population density: 3,600 per square mile
> Mattress store density: 0.92 per square mile
> Population per capita: 1
> Future: Bright
>
> Fairfax City --
>
> Population density: 3,616 per square mile
> Mattress store density: 1.12 per square mile
> Population per capita: 1
> Future: Good
>
> Falls Church --
>
> Population density: 6,197 per square mile
> Mattress store density: 1.38 per square mile
> Population per capita: 1
> Future: Bleak


So the more mattress stores, the more prosperous an area will be.

Intawesting

By the numbers... Wrote:
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> Vienna --
>
> Population density: 3,600 per square mile
> Mattress store density: 0.92 per square mile 1 per 4100 residents
> Population per capita: 1
> Estimated median household income in 2012: $116,379
> Estimated median house or condo value in 2012: $566,168
> Bachelor's degree or higher: 66.0%
> Future: Stuck in traffic outside the beltway crawling to Tysons on 123 (but > they don't have to travel far for a mattress)
>
> Falls Church --
>
> Population density: 6,197 per square mile
> Mattress store density: 1.38 per square mile1 per 4500 residents
> Population per capita: 1
> Estimated median household income in 2012: $119,186
> Estimated median house or condo value in 2012: $614,833
> Bachelor's degree or higher: 74.6%
> Future: $

Johnny D Wrote:
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> Take me home
> Congested road
> To the place
> I belong
> Vienna Virginia
> Mattress Mecca
> Take me home
> Congested road

LOL! "West" has one syllable. "Vienna" has three. "Country" Has two syllables. "Congested" has three. Your meter-fucking efforts earn you a musical "F". You can put it up on the mantle next to all the others.

Meanwhile, only west county goobers get bogged down trying to traverse Vienna. Boondocks to Tysons in the morning, then back to the boondocks again at night. what a sorry, sorry existence! Can't even call it a life!

Those among the wise and well-off enough to be from the Vienna area of course know the in's and out's around here and simply don't involve themselves in that sort of nightmare. Sucks to be you guys, I guess.

Sudsy the Clown Wrote:
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> There sure isn't a river of artisanal locally made
> beer in Vienna...

There might have been by now if a couple of inexperienced clowns hadn't been running the show. Other liquor serving establishments are slated to open in Vienna left and right this year. What did Greer and McLaughlin do wrong aside from everything?

Blue, blue caboose... Wrote:
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> What did
> Greer and McLaughlin do wrong aside from
> everything?


They chose Vienna as a location.

break through RE investing Wrote:
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> So the more mattress stores, the more prosperous
> an area will be. Intawesting

Wise and well-off is the key combination. You don't much wantpeople around who are dumb enough to pay a million bucks for a house on one-seventh of an acre. My shed would barely fit on that.

FIFY Wrote:
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[Nothing at all that was worth a shit]

The simple facts are that Falls Church is the leading mattress store center in Northern Virginia. Hands down. No one can or will compete with 1.38 mattress stores per square mile. That number is in a league of it's own.

Falls Church City is otherwise just a dusty, decaying, overcrowded burg that is every day losing ground to the sparkling new and far better appointed communities to the west. Not to mention all the glitz of Ballston to the east, or the fact that the new Tysons itself is but a quick Silver Line ride away. Falls Church, in a word, is toast.

Mattress Cabal Wrote:
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> They chose Vienna as a location.

So did all those other soon-to-open-their-doors places, you insipid dorkbrain!

Mattress Cabal Wrote:
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> Blue, blue caboose... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What did
> > Greer and McLaughlin do wrong aside from
> > everything?
>
>
> They chose Vienna as a location.


I set up shop in Vienna and I'm selling all the Adderal I can get my hands on...I have a plan!

Dumbass alert Wrote:
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> Mattress Cabal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They chose Vienna as a location.
>
> So did all those other soon-to-open-their-doors
> places, you insipid dorkbrain!


Dorkbrain?


Are you at your dad's computer again?

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> FIFY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> [Nothing at all that was worth a shit]
>
> The simple facts are that Falls Church is the
> leading mattress store center in Northern
> Virginia. Hands down. No one can or will compete
> with 1.38 mattress stores per square mile. That
> number is in a league of it's own.
>
> Falls Church City is otherwise just a dusty,
> decaying, overcrowded burg that is every day
> losing ground to the sparkling new and far better
> appointed communities to the west. Not to mention
> all the glitz of Ballston to the east, or the fact
> that the new Tysons itself is but a quick Silver
> Line ride away. Falls Church, in a word, is
> toast.


We get it. You hate all that raw data that shows Falls Church to me a more prosperous, well to do location with far greater potential than any outside the beltway shithole. Your opinion isn't supported by facts or anything more than butthurt envy.

Sucks to come in second. :(

Blue, blue caboose... Wrote:
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> Sudsy the Clown Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There sure isn't a river of artisanal locally
> made
> > beer in Vienna...
>
> There might have been by now if a couple of
> inexperienced clowns hadn't been running the show.
> Other liquor serving establishments are slated to
> open in Vienna left and right this year. What did
> Greer and McLaughlin do wrong aside from
> everything?


What's with all the hate for these two guys? Did they say or do something to offend the Vienna Mattress Mafia?

Safe and Restful Sleep Wrote:
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> Blue, blue caboose... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sudsy the Clown Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > There sure isn't a river of artisanal locally
> > made
> > > beer in Vienna...
> >
> > There might have been by now if a couple of
> > inexperienced clowns hadn't been running the
> show.
> > Other liquor serving establishments are slated
> to
> > open in Vienna left and right this year. What
> did
> > Greer and McLaughlin do wrong aside from
> > everything?
>
>
> What's with all the hate for these two guys? Did
> they say or do something to offend the Vienna
> Mattress Mafia?


You need to look no further than their location. Behind all the unmarked rolling garage doors on that strip are piles of mattresses. If a successful business goes in there what do you think that will do to rents the mattress kingpins pay to store their excess inventory?

Of course!

As they said in law school, "Follow the mattress."

Brilliant!

The Sleepy Detective Wrote:
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> Of course!
>
> As they said in law school, "Follow the
> mattress."
>
> Brilliant!

Show me the mattress!

P.G. County has a greater concentration of liquor stores per square mile than Vienna has mattress stores.

22180 resident Wrote:
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> Why complain that there are four mattress stores
> in the span of three blocks? Why not complain
> about the number of restaurants? Is it bad that
> Potbelly, Zoe's Kitchen and Chopt all just decided
> to come to Vienna? No, it speaks to the vitality
> of the area.

I don't see restaurant variety as a bad thing as long as they're not shitty
Why so many mattress stores though?

Commuter Wrote:
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> Dorkbrain?

Un "dork brain" es que tiene el cerebro de un estupido.

> Are you at your dad's computer again?

He's been dead this entire century and a bunch of the last one. I'm so old myself now that my age has nearly reached the number of points by which my IQ exceeds yours.

Booze Hound Wrote:
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> P.G. County has a greater concentration of liquor
> stores per square mile than Vienna has mattress
> stores.

Even I can see that that is damning with faint praise.

#s don't lie Wrote:
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> We get it. You hate all that raw data that shows
> Falls Church to me a more prosperous, well to do
> location with far greater potential than any
> outside the beltway shithole. Your opinion isn't
> supported by facts or anything more than butthurt
> envy.

Bogus and unoriginal. Let me assure you simply as a much, much smarter person than yourself, that the future does not lie with Meat in a Box any more than it did with Karaoke Idol. Falls Church is dying a little more each day. There is not room for more people even if there were more people who wanted to move there. Your product has been passed by. Your price-point is now FAR from attractive. The writing is on what will soon be a West Arlington wall.

Safe and Restful Sleep Wrote:
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> What's with all the hate for these two guys? Did
> they say or do something to offend the Vienna
> Mattress Mafia?

No hate. Just a good look at the actual history. Greer and McLaughlin simply have no depth or experience. They are like a couple of high school kids off on a lark. As the result, mistakes have been made, deadlines have been missed, opportunities have been lost, and progress on the whole plan has slowed to a crawl. It's nothing personal here. Lots of those who set out to open their own place one day fail at it. That's just how it goes sometimes. Hopefully, these two can somehow rally and get their act together at some point. But things are not looking all that good at the moment.

How do we really know that pi is indivisible? I mean, what if, after a certain digit, pi just becomes 7 ad infinitum? Prove me wrong, dammit, I gotta getta beer.

d4tvV Wrote:
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> How do we really know that pi is indivisible? I
> mean, what if, after a certain digit, pi just
> becomes 7 ad infinitum? Prove me wrong, dammit, I
> gotta getta beer.

3.14 >= Vienna Mattress Stores

d4tvV Wrote:
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> How do we really know that pi is indivisible? I
> mean, what if, after a certain digit, pi just
> becomes 7 ad infinitum? Prove me wrong, dammit, I
> gotta getta beer.

Those of us who know number theory know why.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> #s don't lie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We get it. You hate all that raw data that
> shows
> > Falls Church to me a more prosperous, well to
> do
> > location with far greater potential than any
> > outside the beltway shithole. Your opinion
> isn't
> > supported by facts or anything more than
> butthurt
> > envy.
>
> Bogus and unoriginal.

Hardly bogus as it is 100% based on facts. As for unoriginal, every post of yours reads the same as they are filled with nothing but bullshit and butthurt.

> Let me assure you simply as
> a much, much smarter person than yourself, that
> the future does not lie with Meat in a Box any
> more than it did with Karaoke Idol.

Only a moron such as yourself would limit it to one restaurant, but not much more is expected of you.

> Falls Church
> is dying a little more each day.

Did you know that household income in Vienna was greater than Falls Curch in 2000? In a mere 15 years, Falls Church has raced by Vienna in terms of affluence. Vienna is the one withering on the vine. It's a mere speed bump on the way to Tysons for those who live even further outside the beltway than those in Vienna.

> There is not
> room for more people even if there were more
> people who wanted to move there. Your product has
> been passed by. Your price-point is now FAR from
> attractive.

A price point that keeps going up and up and up. Obviously people don't share your moronic opinion.

> The writing is on what will soon be a
> West Arlington wall.

You apparently don't know how Virginia Counties, Cities, and Towns work.

https://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+TOC1502000

See if you can find where you messed up in that chapter of the code. In the meantime, you can hang your hat on your massive pile of bullshit.

Higher income.
Greater educational attainment.
More expensive home value.
Falls Church.

Its in everyones interest here to keep the Vienna Mattress Mafia out of this discussion. Remember, the Vienna Mattress Mafia is only a rumor. Thank you.

Dumbass alert Wrote:
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> Commuter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dorkbrain?
>
> Un "dork brain" es que tiene el cerebro de un
> estupido.
>
> > Are you at your dad's computer again?
>
> He's been dead this entire century and a bunch of
> the last one. I'm so old myself now that my age
> has nearly reached the number of points by which
> my IQ exceeds yours.



Your attempts at humorous badinage just make me sad.

Go back to bed, pops...

No one wants to live in Falls Church anymore. The houses are too expensive.

Think about that for a moment. If nobody wants to live there, why are the houses expensive?

> How do we really know that pi is indivisible?

Perhaps you meant irrational. Get an education.

Oakton is our Arlington. People want to live in a suburban setting yet live close to work.

#s don't lie Wrote:
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> Hardly bogus as it is 100% based on facts.

All of your posts are based on partisan home-town biases and stupidity. This is why you end up having to lie so often. Your assfuck attempts to deny and dismiss the decline of Falls Church relative to points east and west are just the latest examples of your persistent asshole dishonesty.

> As for unoriginal, every post of yours reads the same as
> they are filled with nothing but bullshit and butthurt.

Actually dumbfuck, those are just the same old immutable facts that keep coming back to bite you in your worthless sorry ignorant denial-burdened ass.

> Only a moron such as yourself would limit it to one
> restaurant, but not much more is expected of you.

Meat in a Box is actually among the top-rated restaurants in Falls Church. That's in part because the selection of eateries there has crumbled just as rapidly as the rest of the place. Nobody goes to Falls Church to eat. People who are already in Falls Church leave and go someplace else. There are so many better alternatives elsewhere.

> Did you know that household income in Vienna was
> greater than Falls Curch in 2000? In a mere 15
> years, Falls Church has raced by Vienna in terms
> of affluence. Vienna is the one withering on the
> vine. It's a mere speed bump on the way to Tysons
> for those who live even further outside the
> beltway than those in Vienna.

Hahaha! Yes, these west county goobers are quite a hoot. With its curves, dead-ends, and cul-de-sacs, the Town of Vienna has for 60 years kept the through-trafficker wannabes off its neighborhood streets, penning them up on 123 or shunting them off onto bypass routes that never enter Vienna at all.

> A price point that keeps going up and up and up.
> Obviously people don't share your moronic opinion.

Homes have little value in Falls Church. It is LAND that has best-use value as serial overcrowding has pushed population densities to Arlington-like levels. That best-use increasingly is in high-rise and other high-density development. Nobody wants to pay big bucks for cramped quarters jammed so close to each other that the only views are of pavement in one direction and the neighbor's trash cans in all the others.

> You apparently don't know how Virginia Counties,
> Cities, and Towns work. See if you can find where
> you messed up in that chapter of the code. In the
> meantime, you can hang your hat on your massive
> pile of bullshit.

The code? That is not going to protect you at all, asshole. What was once done in response to the pleas of one monied interest will simply be undone at the behest of another. You need to grow up a little here. If you did, you would quickly recognize the simple fact that Falls Church is transitioning away from what it once was. Ballston, Baileys Crossroads, and Tysons are in the process of swallowing it up. There's no stopping it now. Say goodnight, Gracie.

Bill.N. Wrote:
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> Think about that for a moment. If nobody wants to
> live there, why are the houses expensive?

It's not that tough a question, Bill. At least for those with a horizon that extends past next Tuesday.

Fairfax Station is far more advanced with greater education per capita, and income at the top of the scale. Wrap your head around that stat.

We don't depend on mattress stores - Our population is above that.

gkDSIs Wrote:
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> Oakton is our Arlington. People want to live in a
> suburban setting yet live close to work.

Oakton has how much high-density, transit-oriented development? What kind of walkability scores does Oakton have in comparison to Arlington's? Plainly put, Arlington today -- much like Falls Church in the very near future -- is not at all what has been traditionally thought of as a suburban setting.

Oakton is still a suburban setting, and though lacking in any form of local government, it is buffered on one side by Vienna and may have a shadow-chance to remain in its present state for a good while. Problematic may be the presence of Falls Church City on the other side.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> #s don't lie Wrote:
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> > Hardly bogus as it is 100% based on facts.
>
> All of your posts are based on partisan home-town
> biases and stupidity.

Census data is partisan home town bias? You've taken delusional stupidity to a whole new level.
>

> Actually dumbfuck, those are just the same old
> immutable facts

You've yet to present a single fact. All you've provided is the same uninformed opinion that is clearly tinged with envy.


> Hahaha! Yes, these west county goobers are quite
> a hoot.

I consider Vienna residents west county goobers.

> Homes have little value in Falls Church. It is
> LAND that has best-use value as serial
> overcrowding has pushed population densities to
> Arlington-like levels.

Same can be said for Vienna. Unless you think those algae covered ramblers on/off Tapawingo, Kingsley, etc are holding all the value. LOL. You have no clue what you're talking about. You've been destroyed at every turn.

Read this again, and let it sink in:

Household income in Vienna was greater than Falls Curch in 2000. In a mere 15 years, Falls Church has raced by Vienna in terms of affluence.

That, my imbecilic idiot, is what shows Vienna in decline with respect to Falls Church. It's a fact, not an opinion. Vienna is falling behind day after day, year after year. The numbers prove it and you can't refute them, you'll just come on here with more of your nonsense and bullshit. Watch, you'll prove me right in no time.

Crosspointe - Fairfax Station Wrote:
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> Fairfax Station is far more advanced with greater education
> per capita, and income at the top of the scale. Wrap your
> head around that stat. We don't depend on mattress stores -
> Our population is above that.

You don't depend on any stores at all. There are none there. You have to go somewhere else for everything. Might as well be some gated community. Nothing there but row after row of SFH's and a barely noticeable population density of 1,323 per square mile.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Crosspointe - Fairfax Station Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Fairfax Station is far more advanced with
> greater education
> > per capita, and income at the top of the scale.
> Wrap your
> > head around that stat. We don't depend on
> mattress stores -
> > Our population is above that.
>
> You don't depend on any stores at all. There are
> none there. You have to go somewhere else for
> everything. Might as well be some gated
> community. Nothing there but row after row of
> SFH's and a barely noticeable population density
> of 1,323 per square mile.


Pssst... That's why people choose to live there. Not everyone wants to live in an overcrowded pseudo-semi-urban setting with houses packed together, a Rt. 1-like traffic corridor in the middle, and mattress stores on 4 corners.

Your walkability bs also is bs. You nor much of anyone else actually walks to do shit in Vienna anyway.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> gkDSIs Wrote:
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> > Oakton is our Arlington. People want to live in
> a
> > suburban setting yet live close to work.
>
> Oakton has how much high-density, transit-oriented
> development? What kind of walkability scores does
> Oakton have in comparison to Arlington's? Plainly
> put, Arlington today -- much like Falls Church in
> the very near future -- is not at all what has
> been traditionally thought of as a suburban
> setting.
>
> Oakton is still a suburban setting, and though
> lacking in any form of local government, it is
> buffered on one side by Vienna and may have a
> shadow-chance to remain in its present state for a
> good while. Problematic may be the presence of
> Falls Church City on the other side.

Buy a map, dude. Falls Church City does not border Oakton on ANY side. If you don't even understand the basic geography of the region, I suggest you simply STFU.

#s don't lie Wrote:
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> I consider Vienna residents west county goobers.

Then you are an ignorant stooge who does not understand what the term "west county" means. Not surprising in the least.

> Same can be said for Vienna. Unless you think
> those algae covered ramblers on/off Tapawingo,
> Kingsley, etc are holding all the value. LOL.

There are nine million-dollar homes in the first block of Kingsley Road west of Park Street. These are all in "Vienna Woods" -- the supposed "bad section" of town. Yet every one of them sits on a larger lot than "Falcon's Nest", the premier Falls Church property lately on the market.

> Household income in Vienna was greater than Falls
> Curch in 2000. In a mere 15 years, Falls Church
> has raced by Vienna in terms of affluence.

Because the only buyers for these aging, cramped, and overpriced dumps are investors and flipper wannabes hoping to cash in on the impending collapse of Falls Church as an SFH-based suburban community.

Meet your new neighbors, dumbass...
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Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> #s don't lie Wrote:
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> > I consider Vienna residents west county goobers.
>
>
> Then you are an ignorant stooge who does not
> understand what the term "west county" means. Not
> surprising in the least.
>
> > Same can be said for Vienna. Unless you think
> > those algae covered ramblers on/off Tapawingo,
> > Kingsley, etc are holding all the value. LOL.
>
> There are nine million-dollar homes in the first
> block of Kingsley Road west of Park Street. These
> are all in "Vienna Woods" -- the supposed "bad
> section" of town. Yet every one of them sits on a
> larger lot than "Falcon's Nest", the premier Falls
> Church property lately on the market.
>
> > Household income in Vienna was greater than
> Falls
> > Curch in 2000. In a mere 15 years, Falls Church
> > has raced by Vienna in terms of affluence.
>
> Because the only buyers for these aging, cramped,
> and overpriced dumps are investors and flipper
> wannabes hoping to cash in on the impending
> collapse of Falls Church as an SFH-based suburban
> community.
>
> Meet your new neighbors, dumbass...
> .


See, you did prove me right! And, as predicted, it was nonsense and bullshit. While Falcon's Nest is but one $1M+ home on the market in Falls Church, there are plenty of other new construction homes in the same price range. More pesky facts getting in your way.

It's no wonder you're out of your league here though, you apparently think Falls Church shares a border with Oakton. Another typo? LOL!

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> It's not that tough a question, Bill. At least
> for those with a horizon that extends past next
> Tuesday.

Coming from someone rooted in Vienna who can't see beyond Tysons, that is rich. Vienna, Falls Church, Tysons, Mosaic District, North Arlington, etc. as stand alone entities do not matter. It is all part of Northern Virginia, which itself is tied to the Greater Washington Metropolitan Area. If it weren't for the larger whole, each of those wonderful enclaves would whither and die.

There was a time when some of these hamlets actually did mean something. They were where you went if you needed something beyond what your local strip shopping centre provided. Those days are pretty much over. Some of these hamlets (including Vienna) no longer have some of those necessary stores. Meanwhile much of what those hamlets do have can readily be found elsewhere.

There may be reasons that you prefer to park your butt in one part of the region rather than another. If you have found a spot that strikes the right balance for you, then great. Just understand though that what is right for you isn't going to be what others are looking for.

Typo-Turd Wrote:
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> Buy a map, dude. Falls Church City does not
> border Oakton on ANY side. If you don't even
> understand the basic geography of the region, I
> suggest you simply STFU.

LOL! Go suck some more donkey-dick, you pathetic pee-in-your-pants childish asshole. That's an obvious typo for Fairfax City, but since you perennially lack any actually salient points to raise, you must ever resort to flim-flamming over such worthless dumbshit items as typos, ALL CAPS, and carports. This is because you CANNOT COME EVEN CLOSE to competing on any sort of serious level due to your being maxed out as a serial worthless dumbfuck asswipe with a rap sheet on such stooge-and-goober charges that serves as majestically compelling testimony your staggering worthlessness and utter stupidity.

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Typo-Turd Wrote:
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> > Buy a map, dude. Falls Church City does not
> > border Oakton on ANY side. If you don't even
> > understand the basic geography of the region, I
> > suggest you simply STFU.
>
> LOL! Go suck some more donkey-dick, you pathetic
> pee-in-your-pants childish asshole. That's an
> obvious typo for Fairfax City, but since you
> perennially lack any actually salient points to
> raise, you must ever resort to flim-flamming over
> such worthless dumbshit items as typos, ALL CAPS,
> and carports. This is because you CANNOT COME
> EVEN CLOSE to competing on any sort of serious
> level due to your being maxed out as a serial
> worthless dumbfuck asswipe with a rap sheet on
> such stooge-and-goober charges that serves as
> majestically compelling testimony your staggering
> worthlessness and utter stupidity.


LOL! I can totally see how one could misspell Fairfax by typing Falls Church. After all, they both have an "F" as the first letter! Your stupidity and anger amuse me.

You've crashed and burned on this one. You've shit the bad so bad, the neighbors are complaining.

Falls Church borders Oakton. LOL.

Just so we've got this straight, every single time you fuck up and make yourself look like a complete retard, you're going to plead the "typo defense." Do we have that correct? LOL!

Bwahahahahaha!

#s don't lie Wrote:
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> See, you did prove me right! And, as predicted,
> it was nonsense and bullshit.

No, it was more immutable facts that you are once again choking on. You don't have a fucking clue as to what "west county" means, for instance. All you racked up there was more dumbass-points.

> While Falcon's Nest is but one $1M+ home on the market
> in Falls Church, there are plenty of other new construction
> homes in the same price range.

LOL! Falcon's Nest was lately the largest million-dollar property on the market in the City of Falls Church, yet that lot is smaller than ALL NINE of the million dollar homes that exist in a single block of a single street in what passes as Vienna's "poor side of town". That is because a new road and four new houses were stuffed into the side and back yards of historic Falcon's Nest in a give-away to local developers intent on leveling the Falls Church of old and squeezing more and more people into what has already become a dying and depressingly over-saturated city. Arlington, here we come.

> It's no wonder you're out of your league here
> though, you apparently think Falls Church shares a
> border with Oakton. Another typo? LOL!

Obviously. Any idea what auto-complete is? And were you seriously too dumb to have realized on your own that it should have been Fairfax City? That's really stupid. Something that would happen only in someone utterly lacking any credible intellectual capacity or function at all. Someone like you, I guess.

Typo-Turd Wrote:
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> LOL! I can totally see how one could misspell
> Fairfax by typing Falls Church. After all, they
> both have an "F" as the first letter! Your
> stupidity and anger amuse me.

Typo-Turd's further attempt to divert into irrelevancies from his immense and ever-growing pile of genuinely stupid assfuck statements. By the way, it was the "Fa" that did it. Too stupid to have figured that out as well, I see. What a DUMBASS GARAGE-OBSESSED LOSER FUCKSTICK!!!

> You've crashed and burned on this one. You've
> shit the bad so bad, the neighbors are complaining.

LOL!!! Shit the bad so bad? What the fuck does THAT mean, Wonder-Boy?

> Just so we've got this straight, every single time
> you fuck up and make yourself look like a complete
> retard, you're going to plead the "typo defense."
> Do we have that correct? LOL! Bwahahahahaha!

No, just when your incompetent and degraded fried-brains arguments leave you with exactly nothing but obvious typos to get all agitated over. Stupid worthless downscale dumbfuck douchebag.

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Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> > While Falcon's Nest is but one $1M+ home on the
> market
> > in Falls Church, there are plenty of other new
> construction
> > homes in the same price range.
>
> LOL! Falcon's Nest was lately the largest
> million-dollar property on the market in the City
> of Falls Church, yet that lot is smaller than ALL
> NINE of the million dollar homes that exist in a
> single block of a single street in what passes as
> Vienna's "poor side of town". That is because a
> new road and four new houses were stuffed into the
> side and back yards of historic Falcon's Nest in a
> give-away to local developers intent on leveling
> the Falls Church of old and squeezing more and
> more people into what has already become a dying
> and depressingly over-saturated city. Arlington,
> here we come.
>
> > It's no wonder you're out of your league here
> > though, you apparently think Falls Church shares
> a
> > border with Oakton. Another typo? LOL!
>
> Obviously. Any idea what auto-complete is? And
> were you seriously too dumb to have realized on
> your own that it should have been Fairfax City?
> That's really stupid. Something that would happen
> only in someone utterly lacking any credible
> intellectual capacity or function at all. Someone
> like you, I guess.


Oh everyone knew what you intended to type, but are laughing at your continual case of spewing diarrhea all over yourself.

You do realize that smaller lots with a higher price tag means they are more desirable, correct? Maybe not to an idiot like you, but to anyone with half a brain cell.

Here, go ahead. You get the last word. Seeing you flounder around in your diarrhea stained bed has been entertaining enough for one day. Besides, I'm off for another long weekend. You'll be floundering about FFXU all weekend, of course.

Vienna Mattress Chamber Wrote:
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> Don't miss our big, Big, BIG

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> DAY BLOW-OUT SALES

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Bill.N. Wrote:
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> Coming from someone rooted in Vienna who can't see
> beyond Tysons, that is rich.

LOL! I don't live in, work in, vote in, or have any relatives in or other sorts of allegiance to Vienna at all. It is merely one of the places that I often go to shop and dine, this because the Town offers so much more in terms of shopping and dining than other places in the area. Tonight though I'll be going beyond Tysons and into the District for dinner with a colleague. That 10% meals tax is no object to me!

> Vienna, Falls Church, Tysons, Mosaic District, North
> Arlington, etc. as stand alone entities do not matter.
> It is all part of Northern Virginia, which itself is
> tied to the Greater Washington Metropolitan Area.

Why stop there? East Coast, USA, Earth, Milky Way...all one big happy and homogenous family, right?

> There may be reasons that you prefer to park your
> butt in one part of the region rather than
> another. If you have found a spot that strikes
> the right balance for you, then great. Just
> understand though that what is right for you isn't
> going to be what others are looking for.

LOL! Others are not looking for what I have primarily because it is out of their price range. They'll need to go settle for something they can afford. But that has nothing to do with the dumbass lies that the worthless fucking goobers here are apt to tell on a continuing basis. They deserve to get their lowly asses reamed out for that.

Did somebody say diarrhea stained bed?

Well, get rid of that dirty old bed and come over to Vienna, where the streets are paved with mattresses, and you'll find a king's ransom of new bedding!

For the young, or just the young at heart, Vienna is the place to go for your sleepytime needs!

#s don't lie Wrote:
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> Oh everyone knew what you intended to type, but
> are laughing at your continual case of spewing
> diarrhea all over yourself.

Like someone, anyone, no one, and nobody, everyone is always singular. "Everyone is" is correct. "Everyone are" is not.

And you are the only one here who is playing the ignorant dumbfuck card. That's your special gift. Getting your sorry ass whomped yet again on the facts leaves you no choice but to divert off into the weeds over some completely irrelevant typo. This is an entirely ineffectual tack, serving only to mark you as an even worse and more pathetic asshole than ever.

> You do realize that smaller lots with a higher
> price tag means they are more desirable, correct?

To investors and potential flippers who have interest in the land and what might be done with it as the curtain comes down on Falls Church as any sort of suburban SFH-based community.

> Here, go ahead. You get the last word. Seeing
> you flounder around in your diarrhea stained bed
> has been entertaining enough for one day.

So differnet from running away.

> Besides, I'm off for another long weekend. You'll
> be floundering about FFXU all weekend, of course.

Ah, I see! Another gay outing to Killington for shushing down the slopes with former law school colleagues? Hahaha! That phony line of crap got blown all to bits quickly enough! What new sort of dipstick story will you be inventing out of whole cloth this time, you worthless low-grade have-nothing moron?

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(it's all laundered money, dummy, no one needs a mattress)

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> pg">

That is not in the Town of Vienna, is it?

Latest appraisal Wrote:
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> Tonight though I'll be going beyond Tysons and
> into the District for dinner with a colleague.
> That 10% meals tax is no object to me!

I know all you envy-and-butthurt types like to keep up with these sorts of things, so I'll note that we ended up at Jaleo (7th and E, NW) last night for a bunch of yummy small plates and a refreshing pitcher of white sangria. Particularly good were the fisherman's soup, the chorizo with mashed potatoes, and the ham and chicken croquettes. Yum! Individual plates run $10-15 and you're likely to do three or four per person. The grilled pork tenderloin with roasted apples was $32. I think that's the top end price-wise, but it wasn't really a standout item. Safe to skip. Anyway, very nice time, and Jaleo is a warm, cozy, friendly place -- perfect for a very chilly evening. Hope the rest of you were able to enjoy opening a can of Beefaroni.