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Hilarious, Gavis, and incredibly original. What next, a pig joke? Those are the only two police jokes hippy dippies know...
Thank God for the police. I don't give a rat's ass if they ate donuts all day, The vast majority make up more than enough by putting their own safety and lives on the line for the rest of us. I hope this one is okay.
Gaylord Smelly Wrote:
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> Hilarious, Gavis, and incredibly original. What
> next, a pig joke? Those are the only two police
> jokes hippy dippies know...
>
> Thank God for the police. I don't give a rat's ass
> if they ate donuts all day, The vast majority make
> up more than enough by putting their own safety
> and lives on the line for the rest of us. I hope
> this one is okay.
Gaylord Smelly Wrote:
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> Hilarious, Gavis, and incredibly original. What
> next, a pig joke? Those are the only two police
> jokes hippy dippies know...
>
> Thank God for the police. I don't give a rat's ass
> if they ate donuts all day, The vast majority make
> up more than enough by putting their own safety
> and lives on the line for the rest of us. I hope
> this one is okay.
DARN TOOTIN'! I LOV THEM POLEESE THEY BE KEEPIN' US SAFE FROM THEM DAMN COMMUNESTS, TERRORESTS, AND YOUR HEAVEY MENSTURATION FLOW.
Slapshot Wrote:
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> "Gravis" & "COP" are taking turns posting on
> threads like this. While one is posting, the
> other is popping his zits in the mirror.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Cops are Gay Wrote:
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> I hope the pig died. Bacon prices keep raising.
> Fuck the police. Except Officer Mahone. He's
> tight.
Wow, you are a hard motherfucker. Suddenly, I hope you take a flying fucking leap off a really tall building. Or you could always come try to take my wallet. That would be nice...
Bacon prices keep rising because you keep shoving that shit into that cock hole you call a mouth.
You people need to wake up...cops are out there to protect us...it is funny how no one likes the police until they need one...This cop was struck while on his motorcycle in traffic...i wouldnt be surprised to find out the driver was high like im sure most of you in this chat room are (Cops are Gay)...instead of finding everything bad you can about the police try giving them credit for what they do...for example their capturing of a murderer...
the people who hate cops are those who commit the crimes...and usually get caught. those are the same cops who arrest drunk drivers..the drunk drivers that could have potentially killed one of your stupid asses one night while YOU were driving your car going to pick up your weed with the money your mommy gave you for cleaning your room.