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You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: ......... ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:03PM

One of the major reasons for traffic here.


Idiots.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: merger Monday ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:06PM

Safeway merging with Albertson's monday.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: 6JP9J ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:40PM

The prevailing opinion is you have to stop in order to let someone safely merge.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: yellow taxi ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:44PM

I thought it was putting up 1100 units where a 180-unit complex used to stand.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Asian female ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:45PM

This true. I can't drive worth shit. I go entire length of merge lane 35 mph then try cut over no lookie in front of big truck. I no stopping! You watch out me!

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Old lady in a Camry ()
Date: January 24, 2015 08:57PM

I ride 54 mph in the right lane my entire trip around the Beltway. Never move left to let avoid obvious entering traffic. Never speed up to time time it to avoid people merging. Never slow down to let anyone merge smoothly ahead of me. Steady 54. Eyes straight ahead. 10 and 2 with blinders on. Every entrance I pass I cause traffic to fuck up as a result. Put your blinker on or not, I don't give a shit. I'm not moving. 54 straight ahead. No more, no less.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: zz ()
Date: January 24, 2015 09:45PM

The same drivers who don't accelerate up to highway speed on the on-ramps are the same ones who slow down to 35mph 3 miles before their exit with their blinker on.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: ali baba in da caba ()
Date: January 24, 2015 11:54PM

Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
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> I ride 54 mph in the right lane my entire trip
> around the Beltway. Never move left to let avoid
> obvious entering traffic. Never speed up to time
> time it to avoid people merging. Never slow down
> to let anyone merge smoothly ahead of me. Steady
> 54. Eyes straight ahead. 10 and 2 with blinders
> on. Every entrance I pass I cause traffic to fuck
> up as a result. Put your blinker on or not, I
> don't give a shit. I'm not moving. 54 straight
> ahead. No more, no less.

You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down OR speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.

I'm sure you're not really an old lady in a Camry and I'm sure you don't do what you say you do. You, no doubt, are one of the fucktards that speeds up and/or slows down while the merging traffic is trying to adjust to your speed and merge in smoothly. I really believe that you think that is the proper way to drive.

Oh......and the reason you should use turn signals is so you won't get a ticket.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: It's DC, Stupid ()
Date: January 25, 2015 12:21AM

Like anyone cares. Just because most of us use toilet paper to wipe our asses doesn't mean we all drive the same. Get a grip and accept diversity.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 25, 2015 01:18PM

ali baba in da caba Wrote:
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> You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down OR
> speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging
> traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.

Yes, very well said. These idiots who adjust what they're doing -- based on their prediction of what a merging vehicle is going to do -- are just as much a part of the problem. Normally what you end up with is two idiots (the merger and the person trying to predict the merger) trying to outduel each other. A sure recipe for trouble.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: WvFLV ()
Date: January 25, 2015 01:45PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> ali baba in da caba Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> > entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down
> OR
> > speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> > SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging
> > traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.
>
> Yes, very well said. These idiots who adjust what
> they're doing -- based on their prediction of what
> a merging vehicle is going to do -- are just as
> much a part of the problem. Normally what you end
> up with is two idiots (the merger and the person
> trying to predict the merger) trying to outduel
> each other. A sure recipe for trouble.


Continually riding the right lane for no reason fucks up every exit that they go past. Which then causes a chain of fucked up traffic behind in their wake.

In normal traffic, i.e., not rush hour which is a clusterfuck anyway, they should merge over to the left when possible and move at speed with the rest of traffic and let slower traffic enter and get up to speed without incident. If they're not in the right hand lane, then there isn't the duel to being with.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Nice Guy Eddie ()
Date: January 25, 2015 07:00PM

Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
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> I ride 54 mph in the right lane my entire trip
> around the Beltway. Never move left to let avoid
> obvious entering traffic. Never speed up to time
> time it to avoid people merging. Never slow down
> to let anyone merge smoothly ahead of me. Steady
> 54. Eyes straight ahead. 10 and 2 with blinders
> on. Every entrance I pass I cause traffic to fuck
> up as a result. Put your blinker on or not, I
> don't give a shit. I'm not moving. 54 straight
> ahead. No more, no less.

Doesn't that make you late to open the cleaners?

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 25, 2015 08:15PM

ali baba in da caba Wrote:
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> Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ride 54 mph in the right lane my entire trip
> > around the Beltway. Never move left to let
> avoid
> > obvious entering traffic. Never speed up to
> time
> > time it to avoid people merging. Never slow
> down
> > to let anyone merge smoothly ahead of me.
> Steady
> > 54. Eyes straight ahead. 10 and 2 with
> blinders
> > on. Every entrance I pass I cause traffic to
> fuck
> > up as a result. Put your blinker on or not, I
> > don't give a shit. I'm not moving. 54
> straight
> > ahead. No more, no less.
>
> You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down OR
> speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging
> traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.
>
> I'm sure you're not really an old lady in a Camry
> and I'm sure you don't do what you say you do.
> You, no doubt, are one of the fucktards that
> speeds up and/or slows down while the merging
> traffic is trying to adjust to your speed and
> merge in smoothly. I really believe that you think
> that is the proper way to drive.
>
> Oh......and the reason you should use turn signals
> is so you won't get a ticket.

THANK YOU! My words exactly.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 25, 2015 08:22PM

It's DC, Stupid Wrote:
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> Like anyone cares. Just because most of us use
> toilet paper to wipe our asses doesn't mean we all
> drive the same. Get a grip and accept diversity.

This has got to be you again
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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: jerry ()
Date: January 25, 2015 10:20PM

Sometimes you really have to anticipate the retarded shit people do. One place that comes to mind is heading south on Nutley. Most of the fuckers coming off 66 east bound just barrel on out and into the right lane even though there is NO merge area. These days I try to keep out of the right lane until I get past that spot.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Jim Bcjhgiy ()
Date: January 25, 2015 11:22PM

I partially blame people who cannot merge but I fully blame the dumb cunts who designed the road system here for creating so many merge lanes.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: GodComplex ()
Date: January 26, 2015 01:26AM

ali baba hit it on the head.


Lets get "real" nobody can drive period because everyone has their own sense of entitlement and what they consider good driving and 99.9% of that means not following the rules/laws of the road.

How the hell do you expect people to merge at 55+ mph when they can't even follow the most basic rules of driving?!

-I can't go a SINGLE day without people within my neighborhood running a stop sign!!! How fucking hard is it to STOP at a STOP SIGN?! I'm sooooo important!!! Who cares if you run a stop sign, that bitch can't do shit if their isn't a cop there...new law: if you catch someone breaking the law with a dashboard cam and the perp gives you the finger you are allowed to use force.


Why is it every single day when I come to a stop sign and another car is approaching, before I even BEGIN to reach the car they start to roll in to the street...NEWS FLASH BITCH, you are one foot from hitting me yet when you get in the steet you are 10 car lengths behind me...


GO TO FAIR LAKES SHOPPING CENTER: 4 way stop sign, bitch please it's Thailand rules there.


HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO KEEP A CAR BETWEEN TWO LINES?!

WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU 2 MINUTES TO CHANGE LANES AS IF DRIVING DOWN THE MIDDLE IS A RIGHT OF PASSAGE?!

TURN SIGNAL...WTF IS THAT?! Oh you mean that thing I accidently bump while I'm starting to make my turn??? EXCUSE ME if coming to a complete stop in a line of traffic wasn't indication enough!!!


HEADLIGHTS WHEN IT GETS DARK OR IT RAINS?! DMV MANUAL WHAAAAAAAA

Ride my bumper when the person infront of me is going 10 below the speed limit?! Hold on a second while I speed up for you!

Ok cool, I see the person infront of you and they are going super slow and you are zig-zagging behind them, sweet they moved lets actually go the speed limit...oh wait you just wanted to go 35 instead of 33...thanks cunt.


I need to turn...I BETTER MAKE A 45* ANGLE OTHERWISE THIS SHIT IS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!


I'm in the wrong lane...I BETTER COME TO A COMPLETE STOP!!!! Oh wait, this isn't DC...I DON't GIVE A FUCK.

Seriously how the fuck can anyone bitch about merging when people can't even "drive."


If I could be a Cop and ONLY enforce all of the crap listed above I would do it in a heart beat just as long as I wouldn't have to do the manly shit and put my life on the line as many do. Guess what, think cops are bad??? FOLLOW THE RULES! Oh you're a soccer mom and you have better things to do, I understand.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: godcomplex ()
Date: January 26, 2015 01:31AM

I forgot to mention I experiance this every single day within an hour within the Clifton/Centreville area.

If you can't relate to every single point I have made you shouldn't be on the road.

By the way, popping out a kid between your legs doesn't give you the right to drive however you please because at the end of the day it was your choice.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Have a flat tire today... ()
Date: January 26, 2015 07:30AM

ali baba in da caba Wrote:
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> Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
> You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down OR
> speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging
> traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.

That's just plain stupid.

> Oh......and the reason you should use turn signals
> is so you won't get a ticket.

This is even more stupid.

> I really believe that you think that is the proper
> way to drive.

Because it is. It is proper for main-road drivers to take steps to accommodate drivers entering the roadway and having limited time and distance to accomplish that. Those who fail to do so are lousy and dangerous drivers, not to mention insensitive assholes. End of story.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: 9mTTJ ()
Date: January 26, 2015 07:39AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Yes, very well said. These idiots who adjust what
> they're doing -- based on their prediction of what
> a merging vehicle is going to do -- are just as
> much a part of the problem. Normally what you end
> up with is two idiots (the merger and the person
> trying to predict the merger) trying to outduel
> each other. A sure recipe for trouble.

You're as dumb or dumber than the other dumbfuck, Everyone has been through both sides of this game. The needs of the merger are not writ is some inscrutable code that a main-road driver cannot decipher. Everyone in fact knows exactly what needs to happen, and everyone should play a role in making sure that it comes about as easily and safely as possible. Stop texting, take your buds out, and do what you are SUPPOSED to do.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: EH39v ()
Date: January 26, 2015 07:50AM

jerry Wrote:
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> Sometimes you really have to anticipate the
> retarded shit people do. One place that comes to
> mind is heading south on Nutley. Most of the
> fuckers coming off 66 east bound just barrel on
> out and into the right lane even though there is
> NO merge area. These days I try to keep out of the
> right lane until I get past that spot.

There is nothing special about "that spot". In fact the merge of westbound traffic off of 66 onto Nutley Street northbound is just as bad. It's a story that's told and retold all the time all over the Metro area. The answer is to be prepared. Get a grip on the fact that driving anywhere is a team sport, and everyone else out there is on your team. I know -- socialism.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 26, 2015 02:55PM

9mTTJ Wrote:
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> You're as dumb or dumber than the other dumbfuck,
> Everyone has been through both sides of this game.
> The needs of the merger are not writ is some
> inscrutable code that a main-road driver cannot
> decipher. Everyone in fact knows exactly what
> needs to happen, and everyone should play a role
> in making sure that it comes about as easily and
> safely as possible. Stop texting, take your buds
> out, and do what you are SUPPOSED to do.

LOL, settle down over there, porkchop. The burden is on the merger to merge in a smooth fashion. The vehicles already on the highway have the right of way -- the merger does not.

It ain't rocket surgery!

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: The Rat Race or around you go ()
Date: January 26, 2015 03:18PM

The problem is to many rats trying to get on the ferris wheel. Rat eat rat commute 24/7.
Even the rat can see how stupid the human race has become in the region.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 26, 2015 11:16PM

"Ok cool, I see the person infront of you and they are going super slow and you are zig-zagging behind them, sweet they moved lets actually go the speed limit...oh wait you just wanted to go 35 instead of 33...thanks cunt.”


That’s because they got a text. After they finish with it, they’ll go super fast again and if you’re in front of them, they’ll give you some attitude cause they’re bad [ass]. Then, when they get another text, they’ll forget they are on the road with other people and they go into their zone. This is the way they drive. Unpredictable, inconsiderate and reckless.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 26, 2015 11:26PM

Have a flat tire today... Wrote:
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> ali baba in da caba Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
> > You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> > entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing down
> OR
> > speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> > SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the merging
> > traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.
>
> That's just plain stupid.
>
> > Oh......and the reason you should use turn
> signals
> > is so you won't get a ticket.
>
> This is even more stupid.
>
> > I really believe that you think that is the
> proper
> > way to drive.
>
> Because it is. It is proper for main-road drivers
> to take steps to accommodate drivers entering the
> roadway and having limited time and distance to
> accomplish that. Those who fail to do so are
> lousy and dangerous drivers, not to mention
> insensitive assholes. End of story.


No! You are stupid and the reason traffic loses momentum. When you’re getting on a highway, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS CAR UP-TO-SPEED AS FAST AS POSSIBLE and MERGE [IN] AT THE SPEED TRAFFIC IS GOING You must be that stupid dumb ass that won’t shut the fuck up all over FU. I didn’t realize Democrats drive as dumb as they vote. IF YOU CAN’T GET YOUR CAR INTO TRAFFIC ON A HIGHWAY WITHOUT CAUSING A TRAFFIC JAM OR DEPENDING ON THE MOVING TRAFFIC TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING BREAK, YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THERE. GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD.

DAMN! I can’t get over how fucking stupid people can be.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 26, 2015 11:30PM

EH39v Wrote:
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> jerry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sometimes you really have to anticipate the
> > retarded shit people do. One place that comes
> to
> > mind is heading south on Nutley. Most of the
> > fuckers coming off 66 east bound just barrel on
> > out and into the right lane even though there
> is
> > NO merge area. These days I try to keep out of
> the
> > right lane until I get past that spot.
>
> There is nothing special about "that spot". In
> fact the merge of westbound traffic off of 66 onto
> Nutley Street northbound is just as bad. It's a
> story that's told and retold all the time all over
> the Metro area. The answer is to be prepared.
> Get a grip on the fact that driving anywhere is a
> team sport, and everyone else out there is on your
> team. I know -- socialism.

It may be a team but it is a mutual respect for the law of merging. If you are getting on, GET IT UP AND GO. If you are getting off, BACK IT DOWN AND GET BEHIND and let the one getting up GO. Keeping momentum and keeping it going KEY. one at a time; one at a time. DON’T STOP. don’t say please. Don’t wait for a fucking answer!! Don’t wait go go go go go go go I D I O T S!!!

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: loser mill ()
Date: January 27, 2015 12:19AM

I don't even know why people still bother responding to Kilton's stupidity. He is obviously a troll.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: January 27, 2015 06:49AM

causeican Wrote:
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> When you’re getting on a highway, GET
> YOUR FUCKING ASS CAR UP-TO-SPEED AS FAST AS
> POSSIBLE and MERGE [IN] AT THE SPEED TRAFFIC IS
> GOING

YES! And I love your enthusiasm. +1000

loser mill Wrote:
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> I don't even know why people still bother
> responding to Kilton's stupidity. He is obviously
> a troll.

Aww, it's so great to have fans. BTW, is your name really "Loser Mill"? That's awesome. :-)

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Currymanderer2 ()
Date: January 27, 2015 07:19AM

Too many libs in the area. That's the problem. Elitist pigs. Eliminate them and peace will follow.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: urine idiot ()
Date: January 27, 2015 07:25AM

causeican Wrote:
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> Have a flat tire today... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ali baba in da caba Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
> > > You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> > > entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing
> down
> > OR
> > > speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> > > SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the
> merging
> > > traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.
> >
> > That's just plain stupid.
> >
> > > Oh......and the reason you should use turn
> > signals
> > > is so you won't get a ticket.
> >
> > This is even more stupid.
> >
> > > I really believe that you think that is the
> > proper
> > > way to drive.
> >
> > Because it is. It is proper for main-road
> drivers
> > to take steps to accommodate drivers entering
> the
> > roadway and having limited time and distance to
> > accomplish that. Those who fail to do so are
> > lousy and dangerous drivers, not to mention
> > insensitive assholes. End of story.
>
>
> No! You are stupid and the reason traffic loses
> momentum. When you’re getting on a highway, GET
> YOUR FUCKING ASS CAR UP-TO-SPEED AS FAST AS
> POSSIBLE and MERGE [IN] AT THE SPEED TRAFFIC IS
> GOING You must be that stupid dumb ass that
> won’t shut the fuck up all over FU. I didn’t
> realize Democrats drive as dumb as they vote. IF
> YOU CAN’T GET YOUR CAR INTO TRAFFIC ON A HIGHWAY
> WITHOUT CAUSING A TRAFFIC JAM OR DEPENDING ON THE
> MOVING TRAFFIC TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING BREAK, YOU
> HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THERE. GET THE FUCK OFF
> THE ROAD.
>
> DAMN! I can’t get over how fucking stupid
> people can be.

Ffx police gave me a speeding ticket for doing 55 on an on ramp. I told him I was getting up to highway speed and said I am to yield to highway traffic.

You from India?

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: UmMhY ()
Date: January 27, 2015 08:35AM

>Ffx police gave me a speeding ticket for doing 55 on an on ramp

Right. I have never seen anyone running radar on a ramp. There are several reasons for this mostly due to safety issues when pulling someone over.

>I am to yield to highway traffic.

Yes, and that is why you made up the above. You think yield means stop.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: MergeSafely ()
Date: January 27, 2015 11:06AM

I like to drive 20 mph slower than the interstate speed limit when merging. Once I've successfully merged safely I will then proceed to accelerate up to the speed limit.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 27, 2015 09:29PM

MergeSafely Wrote:
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> I like to drive 20 mph slower than the interstate
> speed limit when merging. Once I've successfully
> merged safely I will then proceed to accelerate up
> to the speed limit.


... and get into the far left lane

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: January 27, 2015 10:11PM

CLEAR, Piss Idiot?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/01/2015 02:45AM by causeican.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: merge ()
Date: January 28, 2015 04:06PM

Very true, while letting a car in front/side of me merge in some bastard will try to sneak in. I just do not move. I don't really care if my bucket gets hit. People are idiots.

Kudos to all of the people who will ride/swerve into 1/2 way into lanes to block merge snakes from passing you. I hate those damned snakes.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: psuedomergesnake ()
Date: January 28, 2015 05:02PM

merge Wrote:
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> Very true, while letting a car in front/side of me
> merge in some bastard will try to sneak in. I just
> do not move. I don't really care if my bucket gets
> hit. People are idiots.
>
> Kudos to all of the people who will ride/swerve
> into 1/2 way into lanes to block merge snakes from
> passing you. I hate those damned snakes.

Here's the problem with that attitude. I have the unfortunate task of merging onto a highway at prime spot where everyone is jumping into the off/on ramp lane because traffic is backed up. So they fly up the off ramp and continue onto the on ramp. The vast majority of people assume anyone coming up the on ramp is a "merge snake." So they give people a hard time getting in. But I'm a legit merger. So not only to I have to dodge the merge snakes speeding past my on ramp merge, then I have to deal with morons policing the merge snakes and me at the same time.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: Kid hit ()
Date: January 29, 2015 07:07AM

causeican Wrote:
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> Have a flat tire today... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ali baba in da caba Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Old lady in a Camry Wrote:
> > > You SHOULDN'T be moving left to avoid obvious
> > > entering traffic. You SHOULDN'T be slowing
> down
> > OR
> > > speeding up to let anyone merge smoothly. You
> > > SHOULD be maintaining your speed so the
> merging
> > > traffic can adjust and merge in smoothly.
> >
> > That's just plain stupid.
> >
> > > Oh......and the reason you should use turn
> > signals
> > > is so you won't get a ticket.
> >
> > This is even more stupid.
> >
> > > I really believe that you think that is the
> > proper
> > > way to drive.
> >
> > Because it is. It is proper for main-road
> drivers
> > to take steps to accommodate drivers entering
> the
> > roadway and having limited time and distance to
> > accomplish that. Those who fail to do so are
> > lousy and dangerous drivers, not to mention
> > insensitive assholes. End of story.
>
>
> No! You are stupid and the reason traffic loses
> momentum. When you’re getting on a highway, GET
> YOUR FUCKING ASS CAR UP-TO-SPEED AS FAST AS
> POSSIBLE and MERGE [IN] AT THE SPEED TRAFFIC IS
> GOING You must be that stupid dumb ass that
> won’t shut the fuck up all over FU. I didn’t
> realize Democrats drive as dumb as they vote. IF
> YOU CAN’T GET YOUR CAR INTO TRAFFIC ON A HIGHWAY
> WITHOUT CAUSING A TRAFFIC JAM OR DEPENDING ON THE
> MOVING TRAFFIC TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING BREAK, YOU
> HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THERE. GET THE FUCK OFF
> THE ROAD.
>
> DAMN! I can’t get over how fucking stupid
> people can be.


You somehow turned a driving issue into a political. Fucking hell, this country is doomed.

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Re: You fucktards can't merge for shit.
Posted by: gtfo out of ffx you spic ()
Date: January 29, 2015 08:12PM

OP is a worthless spic

"Holy shit OP you truly are quite sheltered. Try leaving the country and visit Central America. If you stay there long enough you'll see how bad it can get. There gang violence in the bigger cities, kidnapping, and poverty and homelessness. It was the same as it was for Eastern Europeans back in the late 19th century. They came to escape they're terrible and corrupt governments. But of course this is Central America we're talking about. I know a majority of people from El Salvador came to escape a Civil War the was going on during the late 20th century. My parents are some of the people that came because of the Civil War that occurred there. They are legal immigrants though. The standard of living here is obviously better than in the countries of Central America."

- http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1771225.html


Stop with your bitching threads OP, its better than the shihole you and your parents came from. El Salvadorians are the stupidest Hispanics out there. Just bottom barrel locusts.

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