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Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Curious. Dan
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Date: January 23, 2015 11:32PM
Recently heard a story about a guy who had a heart attack and died just outside the door of an apartment where he was going to meet a woman with whom he was having an affair.
Evidently he had a throw away phone that wasn't locked with the apartment number in a text and the number of the woman. Not sure her name was included.
Not sure this is believable. And wondering if anyone else heard about it.
Evidently he had a throw away phone that wasn't locked with the apartment number in a text and the number of the woman. Not sure her name was included.
Not sure this is believable. And wondering if anyone else heard about it.
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Dans Mom
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Date: January 24, 2015 01:44AM
Get a life, you pathetic loser!
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Bitchcraft
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Date: January 24, 2015 06:47AM
Yep, it was witchcraft. Better stop cheating on your wife!
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Dr. Memory
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Date: January 24, 2015 08:41AM
Medical science has established beyond all doubt that married men get over-excited at the prospect of going to see the girlfriend, and often drop dead right on the GF's threshold, resulting in lots of tasteless jokes at their funerals.
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Ever hear this one?
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Date: January 24, 2015 08:43AM
Used to be a story about a brand new Corvette for sale at $200.00
The catch was the previous owner was found dead in the vehicle.
He had died six months earlier of a heart attack.
The catch was the previous owner was found dead in the vehicle.
He had died six months earlier of a heart attack.
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
Curious. Dan
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Date: January 28, 2015 11:26PM
Turns out it was true, well for the most part. A girl said they were having an affair, but it turns she gave "sensual" massages and the condo was used by several different massagers!
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
R. U. Furreal
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Date: January 29, 2015 12:09AM
Curious. Dan Wrote:
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> Turns out it was true, well for the most part. A
> girl said they were having an affair, but it turns
> she gave "sensual" massages and the condo was used
> by several different massagers!
This is a compellingly credible account of the situation. Thanks for contributing.
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> Turns out it was true, well for the most part. A
> girl said they were having an affair, but it turns
> she gave "sensual" massages and the condo was used
> by several different massagers!
This is a compellingly credible account of the situation. Thanks for contributing.
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
CD
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Date: January 30, 2015 10:28PM
R. U. Furreal Wrote:
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> Curious. Dan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Turns out it was true, well for the most part.
> A
> > girl said they were having an affair, but it
> turns
> > she gave "sensual" massages and the condo was
> used
> > by several different massagers!
>
> This is a compellingly credible account of the
> situation. Thanks for contributing.
RU, can u confirm? I wasn't there but was told!
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> Curious. Dan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Turns out it was true, well for the most part.
> A
> > girl said they were having an affair, but it
> turns
> > she gave "sensual" massages and the condo was
> used
> > by several different massagers!
>
> This is a compellingly credible account of the
> situation. Thanks for contributing.
RU, can u confirm? I wasn't there but was told!
Re: Man Dies In Merrfield
Posted by:
.??
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Date: March 31, 2018 10:09PM
If anyone remembers this and has details or a link would be interesting to read more.