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Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Lovin IT ()
Date: April 13, 2009 02:21PM

These are by far my favorite posts to read, any new info?

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: srousertnake ()
Date: April 15, 2009 12:15PM

????????????????????????

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: COPS ()
Date: April 15, 2009 12:27PM

They are doing DONUT PATROL right now

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Vigilanty Gun Toter ()
Date: April 15, 2009 12:35PM

I think the guy who writes those posts is on vacation. Yes, they are very entertaining. I personaly like the made up stats.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Lovin IT ()
Date: April 15, 2009 12:37PM

I like the soviet/facist propaganda aspect of it

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: April 16, 2009 04:41AM

so wait, if i join i get to patrol the streets drunk?!?! where the fuck do i sign up?

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: hoooa ()
Date: April 22, 2009 11:38AM

Sit outside Hops frog in Burke. A bunch of drunks walk out every week night and get in theri car and drive off.


Funny, nobody seems to do anything about it.,

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: April 22, 2009 12:16PM

you breathalyzed them?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/22/2009 12:16PM by bdimag.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Dan philips ()
Date: April 25, 2009 12:11PM

A buddy of mine is a Fairfax County cop and he said these assholes are for real. He also said they can be a real pain in the ass, because they call on people who are just leaving a restaurant and are loud. Sometimes the people aren't drunk, just have had a few beers with dinner. From what I can see they greatly exaggerate their numbers. Once they claimed 60 people were involved, I think it's more like 8-12. One of them works the 28/29 area and drives an older large conversion van.
He is really easy to spot, bald, overweight and has a camerea of some sort mounted on his dash. I would love to kick that guys ass. What gives him the right to take photos of people. Probably a child porno sicko when not watching bars. These nutjobs need to get a life.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Dan philips ()
Date: April 25, 2009 12:16PM

Another thing that is weird about these jerk offs is THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU ALL THE WAY HOME. That could be dangerous & scary for single women. Is this some TED BUNDY type or some asshole from the citizens DWI harassment league (maybe both).

Sick idea from Nazi like people. They all probably sit on their HOA board too.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: April 26, 2009 04:58AM

hoooa Wrote:
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> Sit outside Hops frog in Burke. A bunch of drunks
> walk out every week night and get in theri car and
> drive off.
>
>
> Funny, nobody seems to do anything about it.,


probably because anyone who goes there deserves to die in a car wreck?

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: for real ? ()
Date: May 03, 2009 07:59PM

So these guys are for real ? They need to get a life.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 03, 2009 08:05PM

for real ? Wrote:
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> So these guys are for real ? They need to get a
> life.

They are very much real. I'm a member. I caught two people a couple weeks ago. I like to feel as though I'm making a positive change in my community.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: your a Dick ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:41AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> for real ? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So these guys are for real ? They need to get a
> > life.
>
> They are very much real. I'm a member. I caught
> two people a couple weeks ago. I like to feel as
> though I'm making a positive change in my
> community.


I say Bullshit ! It's an urban legend. What proof do you have that this little group of whack offs even exists.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 05, 2009 01:00PM

your a Dick Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > for real ? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So these guys are for real ? They need to get
> a
> > > life.
> >
> > They are very much real. I'm a member. I
> caught
> > two people a couple weeks ago. I like to feel
> as
> > though I'm making a positive change in my
> > community.
>
>
> I say Bullshit ! It's an urban legend. What proof
> do you have that this little group of whack offs
> even exists.

Uh, the fact that I'm a member of the Arlington Chapter, and do this Good Samaritan work every other weekend.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Chester The Corrector ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:19PM

My cousin is a State Trooper and he said that while some in these groups are well intentioned, the majority are nut jobs that call in a ton of false alarms. They called in some soccer mom one night thinking she was drunk and she had just been on her cellphone. He said there is one guy that is a complete ass and thinks he knows that law better than the cops. One trooper almost got into a yelling match with the creep.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:20PM

Chester The Corrector Wrote:
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> My cousin is a State Trooper and he said that
> while some in these groups are well intentioned,
> the majority are nut jobs that call in a ton of
> false alarms. They called in some soccer mom one
> night thinking she was drunk and she had just been
> on her cellphone. He said there is one guy that is
> a complete ass and thinks he knows that law better
> than the cops. One trooper almost got into a
> yelling match with the creep.

Well, I'm 5 for 5, so the cops know I'm pretty reliable when I call in a drunk driver.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Blue Shirt CI ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:34PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Well, I'm 5 for 5, so the cops know I'm pretty
> reliable when I call in a drunk driver.

In case you didn't notice the cops are laughing their ass of at you.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:38PM

Blue Shirt CI Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> > Well, I'm 5 for 5, so the cops know I'm pretty
> > reliable when I call in a drunk driver.
>
> In case you didn't notice the cops are laughing
> their ass of at you.

Maybe, but they come when I call them and arrest the drunk drivers. Let them laugh as long as one of these MANIACS is off the streets.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Jonny ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:47PM

you don't have to be part of this group to call the police on unsafe drivers you see on the rd. my gf is a 911 dispatcher in alex and she says most of the suspected dui/dwi on the rd come from regular drivers.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Covert OPS ()
Date: May 05, 2009 02:57PM

I'm part of COVert OPS. We video tape the DWI Citizens patrol and turn the video over to police when she the group committing roadway violations such rolling thru stop signs etc. So far we are 8 for 7. We left one DUI Citizen patrol guy go because he gave us a get BJ.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 05, 2009 03:00PM

Covert OPS Wrote:
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> We left one DUI Citizen patrol guy go
> because he gave us a get BJ.

Yeah, we had to let Steve go for that one.

Members are repeatedly told not to break any laws, even minor traffic infractions, in our orientation briefing. I apologize for the negative light these irresponsible individuals have cast us in.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Citizens DWI Patrol Update
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: May 05, 2009 03:36PM

Chester The Corrector Wrote:
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> My cousin is a State Trooper and he said that
> while some in these groups are well intentioned,
> the majority are nut jobs that call in a ton of
> false alarms. They called in some soccer mom one
> night thinking she was drunk and she had just been
> on her cellphone. He said there is one guy that is
> a complete ass and thinks he knows that law better
> than the cops. One trooper almost got into a
> yelling match with the creep.

Well, in case you didn't know, some University did a study and driving while talking on a cell phone, even with hands free device, was equivalent to driving drunk. Driver's are not aware of their speed, sirection of travel or of other vehicles around them. I see plenty of idiots on their phones and yes, they drive WORSE than the drunk drivers I've seen over the years.

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