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Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Gypsy Spotter ()
Date: December 22, 2014 08:50PM

A gypsy is stalking customers outside of the Burke Centre Pkwy Safeway. He followed me to my car and asked for 50 cents in a weird 3rd world accent.

Gypsy scammer for sure and highly aggressive.

About 50 years old with big bushy gray hair. Average height and build with tan skin. He stands in front of the Safeway looking for suckers and follows people around the lot.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:07PM

It's the Irish Travelers that you have to worry about.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: King ()
Date: December 22, 2014 09:52PM

Don't let the greasy fuck touch you and say, "thinner."

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Slobbersaurus ()
Date: December 22, 2014 10:20PM

Usually those old gypsys have really hot grandaughters who aren't shy about making a swap for money.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Gypsy Spotter ()
Date: December 22, 2014 10:41PM

Thanks for the advice, guys. If I need a prostitute or want to avoid curses I will remember your words of wisdom.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Que? ()
Date: December 23, 2014 08:13AM

It always shocks me how people try to paint paying for pussy in a bad light. I can almost hear the condenscension and negativity dripping from the "Thanks Guys..." Comment above, before he kicks some dirt with his head down and stomps away.

"Oh, but what if your daughter...". No. Never. My children would never be put in that situation to begin with, so shut up.

Seriously, you're either spending too much time in church or you've developed some moral boundaries for yourself that do nothing but limit the fun you're going to have in life. Whatever helps you sleep.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: ReadThisPalmGypsyBitch ()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:13PM

They were in the fair lakes walmart parking lot a couple weekends ago with their fake accents and their cue card called them out on it the girl went from sounding like count dracula to normal instantly

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Gypsy Curse! ()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:16PM

A gypsy approached Meade, touched him on the elbow, whispered, "Obese, delusional, no talent," and then walked back into the fog...


True Story

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: You Arrogant Prick ()
Date: December 23, 2014 12:25PM

Que? Wrote:
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> It always shocks me how people try to paint paying
> for pussy in a bad light. I can almost hear the
> condenscension and negativity dripping from the
> "Thanks Guys..." Comment above, before he kicks
> some dirt with his head down and stomps away.
>
> "Oh, but what if your daughter...". No. Never.
> My children would never be put in that situation
> to begin with, so shut up.
>
> Seriously, you're either spending too much time in
> church or you've developed some moral boundaries
> for yourself that do nothing but limit the fun
> you're going to have in life. Whatever helps you
> sleep.

In other words, you pay for hookers. I'm sure your wife would be thrilled to know that.

And don't be naive. Your child would turn tricks if she needed money for drugs. The best kids can become addicts. And if they're over 18, there's nothing you can do about it.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Ugly man alert ()
Date: December 23, 2014 04:32PM

Que? Wrote:
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> It always shocks me how people try to paint paying
> for pussy in a bad light.

Because only real losers can't get it for free.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Que? ()
Date: December 23, 2014 04:43PM

So then tell me, keyboard warrior, how does it feel?

I've got more pussy than a litter box in my time...without paying.

Ugly man alert Wrote:
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> Que? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It always shocks me how people try to paint
> paying
> > for pussy in a bad light.
>
> Because only real losers can't get it for free.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: The Mike O'Meara Show ()
Date: December 23, 2014 05:28PM

Gypsy Curse! Wrote:
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> A gypsy approached Meade, touched him on the
> elbow, whispered, "Obese, delusional, no talent,"
> and then walked back into the fog...
>
>
> True Story

When you say 'Meade' you mean Mike O'Meara, right?

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: born2baStar ()
Date: December 24, 2014 09:03PM

Meade has more talent than anyone on Fairfax Underground...

Oh wait, is that really a compliment?

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: dancing queen ()
Date: December 24, 2014 11:53PM

born2baStar Wrote:
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> Meade has more talent than anyone on Fairfax
> Underground...
>
> Oh wait, is that really a compliment?
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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Code RED Gypsy Alert ()
Date: December 28, 2014 02:55PM

Gypsy Alert- Fairfax city Walmart holding up a sign "Homeless and Pregnant." It was a team effort without going into details.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Gypsy Alert Update ()
Date: December 28, 2014 03:15PM

The sign at the Burke Chipotle scam is "Homeless and Unemployed". A man stands with his pregnant wife and toddler. Brown and stupid looking Romani Gypsies. Obviously people are falling for it.

I would spit on them or throw something heavy in their direction to make them stop if I was a brave man.

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Re: Gypsy Alert
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: April 19, 2015 01:55AM

Today it was a man, woman and baby. He was holding a sign about needing money, food, being unemployed and God Bless.

At Pan AM shopping center, couple of weeks ago there was a woman standing next to cars as they were backing out of the parking spaces with a sign.

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