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Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Ya'll can't be serious
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Date: December 08, 2014 06:35PM
Columbia University is granting students the rest of the semester to prepare for their finals, which have been pushed back due to the traumatizing impact of the Garner/Brown deaths. Harvard and Georgetown are expected to follow suit in the coming days.
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2014/12/08/columbia-law-school-lets-students-postpone-exams-due-to-grand-jury-decisions/
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I would typically post something snarky, but what can you say?
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2014/12/08/columbia-law-school-lets-students-postpone-exams-due-to-grand-jury-decisions/
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I would typically post something snarky, but what can you say?
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Well they are pussy little libs
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Date: December 08, 2014 09:11PM
In fucking credible. Candy ass little pussy liberals are traumatized by events that have zero effect on them. Why doesn't UVA push back exams because a big black animal abducted, raped and murdered a white girl at their fucking school?
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Totally Lame
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Date: December 08, 2014 09:20PM
Being a law student is much worse than selling illegal cigarettes or being a black teenage thug. Can the cops please shoot them? Justifiable... self defense for Western civilization.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Jelly-of-the-Month Club
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Date: December 08, 2014 09:51PM
Yeah. Nothing worse than someone making $200k+ right out of law school. Especially, if you have no chance of coming close to that.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Bullshit XXL
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Date: December 09, 2014 06:33AM
Jelly-of-the-Month Club Wrote:
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> Yeah. Nothing worse than someone making $200k+
> right out of law school. Especially, if you have
> no chance of coming close to that.
Not many people make 200 out of law school... not even Bay rack Obama did. He seemed not to like working for his money so he became a co-mun-Itty organizer...
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> Yeah. Nothing worse than someone making $200k+
> right out of law school. Especially, if you have
> no chance of coming close to that.
Not many people make 200 out of law school... not even Bay rack Obama did. He seemed not to like working for his money so he became a co-mun-Itty organizer...
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
A-DCProf
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Date: December 09, 2014 09:57AM
Bullshit XXL Wrote:
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> Jelly-of-the-Month Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah. Nothing worse than someone making $200k+
> > right out of law school. Especially, if you
> have
> > no chance of coming close to that.
>
> Not many people make 200 out of law school... not
> even Bay rack Obama did. He seemed not to like
> working for his money so he became a co-mun-Itty
> organizer...
Yea...it's more like $150K - $175K.
$200K...lol, what are you crazy?
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> Jelly-of-the-Month Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah. Nothing worse than someone making $200k+
> > right out of law school. Especially, if you
> have
> > no chance of coming close to that.
>
> Not many people make 200 out of law school... not
> even Bay rack Obama did. He seemed not to like
> working for his money so he became a co-mun-Itty
> organizer...
Yea...it's more like $150K - $175K.
$200K...lol, what are you crazy?
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
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Date: December 09, 2014 10:18AM
A fine display of the asshole-level intellect so prevalent on FFXU. These dumbfucks will never know shit from shinola. They are a bunch of pathetic lifetime losers.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
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Date: December 09, 2014 10:24AM
LOL... Wrote:
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> A fine display of the asshole-level intellect so
> prevalent on FFXU. These dumbfucks will never
> know shit from shinola. They are a bunch of
> pathetic lifetime losers.
Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited idiot on this sight.
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> A fine display of the asshole-level intellect so
> prevalent on FFXU. These dumbfucks will never
> know shit from shinola. They are a bunch of
> pathetic lifetime losers.
Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited idiot on this sight.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
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Date: December 09, 2014 10:35AM
mirror, mirror Wrote:
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> Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited
> idiot on this sight.
Hahahaha! The best response a lifetime loser could manage. You assholes are just a permanent disgrace. You are too dumb even to understand how fucking dumb you are. Which is why your asses get stomped into a trash can on every issue imaginable. Pathetic stupid assholes.
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> Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited
> idiot on this sight.
Hahahaha! The best response a lifetime loser could manage. You assholes are just a permanent disgrace. You are too dumb even to understand how fucking dumb you are. Which is why your asses get stomped into a trash can on every issue imaginable. Pathetic stupid assholes.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
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Date: December 09, 2014 10:43AM
LOL... Wrote:
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> mirror, mirror Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited
> > idiot on this sight.
>
> Hahahaha! The best response a lifetime loser
> could manage.
It is the only one that is needed as it is the truth. Of course, you wouldn't know a damn thing about the truth which is why this is so confounding for you.
As you clearly can't master second grade homophones, a discussion about law school is way above your intellectual capacity.
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> mirror, mirror Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yet, you are the biggest and most discredited
> > idiot on this sight.
>
> Hahahaha! The best response a lifetime loser
> could manage.
It is the only one that is needed as it is the truth. Of course, you wouldn't know a damn thing about the truth which is why this is so confounding for you.
As you clearly can't master second grade homophones, a discussion about law school is way above your intellectual capacity.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
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Date: December 09, 2014 10:58AM
Typo-Assfuck Wrote:
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> As you clearly can't master second grade
> homophones, a discussion about law school is way
> above your intellectual capacity.
Blow it out your unschooled ass, you ignorant piece of shit.
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> As you clearly can't master second grade
> homophones, a discussion about law school is way
> above your intellectual capacity.
Blow it out your unschooled ass, you ignorant piece of shit.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
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Date: December 09, 2014 11:04AM
LOL... Wrote:
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> Blow it out your unschooled ass, you ignorant
> piece of shit.
Not being able to master second grade homophones, you are in no position to speak of anyone's education or lack thereof.
Having attended an institution that would be mentioned at the top of a list of this thread's topic, I can hardly be considered unschooled.
Keep up the butthurt. It's entertainment for all!
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> Blow it out your unschooled ass, you ignorant
> piece of shit.
Not being able to master second grade homophones, you are in no position to speak of anyone's education or lack thereof.
Having attended an institution that would be mentioned at the top of a list of this thread's topic, I can hardly be considered unschooled.
Keep up the butthurt. It's entertainment for all!
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
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Date: December 09, 2014 11:35AM
Typo-Assfuck Wrote:
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> Not being able to master second grade homophones,
> you are in no position to speak of anyone's
> education or lack thereof.
Typo-Assfuck rides again. So pathetically easy to lure from out of that unfinished basement lair. Trained seals are less reliable, though clearly more intelligent.
> Having attended an institution that would be
> mentioned at the top of a list of this thread's
> topic, I can hardly be considered unschooled.
Bwahahaha! Your spew of overblown auto-biographical fictions is broad and broadly discredited and unsupportable. Your innate goober ignorance steps up to betray you every single time. You are a person of insignificant talents and accomplishments. You can't carry any sort of rational argument. All you can schlep around is that large and ever-expanding boatload of accumulated butthurt. It's obviously been quite a burden to you to be such a lifetime loser. So many, many shortcomings to try to adapt to. And so much failure to accomplish any of it. Pathetic stupid asshole.
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> Not being able to master second grade homophones,
> you are in no position to speak of anyone's
> education or lack thereof.
Typo-Assfuck rides again. So pathetically easy to lure from out of that unfinished basement lair. Trained seals are less reliable, though clearly more intelligent.
> Having attended an institution that would be
> mentioned at the top of a list of this thread's
> topic, I can hardly be considered unschooled.
Bwahahaha! Your spew of overblown auto-biographical fictions is broad and broadly discredited and unsupportable. Your innate goober ignorance steps up to betray you every single time. You are a person of insignificant talents and accomplishments. You can't carry any sort of rational argument. All you can schlep around is that large and ever-expanding boatload of accumulated butthurt. It's obviously been quite a burden to you to be such a lifetime loser. So many, many shortcomings to try to adapt to. And so much failure to accomplish any of it. Pathetic stupid asshole.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
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Date: December 09, 2014 11:50AM
LOL... Wrote:
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> Typo-Assfuck rides again. So pathetically easy to
> lure from out of that unfinished basement lair.
> Trained seals are less reliable, though clearly
> more intelligent.
Says the little gnat that gets sapped every time the bug light gets turned on. Oh, and typos don't occur 5 keys apart. Nobody (including you) is buying that butthurt bullshit.
> Your spew of overblown auto-biographical fictions is broad and broadly
> discredited and unsupportable.
Discredited where? Be specific.
Unsupportable? Plenty of support.
Care to post another picture of a place you haven't been?
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> Typo-Assfuck rides again. So pathetically easy to
> lure from out of that unfinished basement lair.
> Trained seals are less reliable, though clearly
> more intelligent.
Says the little gnat that gets sapped every time the bug light gets turned on. Oh, and typos don't occur 5 keys apart. Nobody (including you) is buying that butthurt bullshit.
> Your spew of overblown auto-biographical fictions is broad and broadly
> discredited and unsupportable.
Discredited where? Be specific.
Unsupportable? Plenty of support.
Care to post another picture of a place you haven't been?
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
once again...
()
Date: December 09, 2014 11:52AM
Vienna man / lesbian troll
Gets pwnt again
Gets pwnt again
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
actual Vienna resident
()
Date: December 09, 2014 11:58AM
once again... Wrote:
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> Vienna man / lesbian troll
>
> Gets pwnt again
There is no way this moron lives in Vienna. If he does, it is at the Vienna Park Apartments. Residents of Vienna are educated and successful. Two traits he clearly lacks.
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> Vienna man / lesbian troll
>
> Gets pwnt again
There is no way this moron lives in Vienna. If he does, it is at the Vienna Park Apartments. Residents of Vienna are educated and successful. Two traits he clearly lacks.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Georgey
()
Date: December 09, 2014 02:08PM
Well at least now I know I make more than first year lawyers after reading this shit.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
rachmaninoff
()
Date: December 09, 2014 02:28PM
Most start out around $170k and, with bonuses, are comfortably in the 200-225 range assuming they are at a prestigious firm and have met their annual target hours. Then again, you are often working 70-80 hour work weeks, so you could argue that it's the equivalent of 2 full time jobs, plus there may be considerable student debt to be paid back.
Still, not bad coin for 26 years old and fresh out of school.
Still, not bad coin for 26 years old and fresh out of school.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:02PM
5,000 names of Typo-Assfuck Wrote:
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> Says the little gnat that gets sapped every time
> the bug light gets turned on. Oh, and typos don't
> occur 5 keys apart. Nobody (including you) is
> buying that butthurt bullshit.
You've been fucked over so many times, you pathetic simpleton douchebag. You basically have no clue about anything at all, including of course the various processes by which meaningless typos occur. You of course have to hang on to those the way a two-year old clings to his security blanket. That's because you have exactly nothing else at all to fall back on. You're just a stooge and worthless low-life intellectual twerp.
Oh, and the E and the O are SIX keys apart, dumbass. Nice fucking job of 1st grade counting. Perhaps it was just a typo, though. Wouldn't that be just a bitch though? LOL! Class dismissed!
> Care to post another picture of a place you
> haven't been?
Sure, here's one (so classy)...
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> Says the little gnat that gets sapped every time
> the bug light gets turned on. Oh, and typos don't
> occur 5 keys apart. Nobody (including you) is
> buying that butthurt bullshit.
You've been fucked over so many times, you pathetic simpleton douchebag. You basically have no clue about anything at all, including of course the various processes by which meaningless typos occur. You of course have to hang on to those the way a two-year old clings to his security blanket. That's because you have exactly nothing else at all to fall back on. You're just a stooge and worthless low-life intellectual twerp.
Oh, and the E and the O are SIX keys apart, dumbass. Nice fucking job of 1st grade counting. Perhaps it was just a typo, though. Wouldn't that be just a bitch though? LOL! Class dismissed!
> Care to post another picture of a place you
> haven't been?
Sure, here's one (so classy)...
Attachments:
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:06PM
Not pretending to be an angry lesbian Wrote:
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> You basically have
> no clue about anything at all, including of course
> the various processes by which meaningless typos
> occur.
I know something you don't - the difference between sow and sew. LOL!!
> Oh, and the E and the O are SIX keys apart,
> dumbass.
5 keys separate theme. O is the sixth key from E. Way to fuck that one up too!
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> You basically have
> no clue about anything at all, including of course
> the various processes by which meaningless typos
> occur.
I know something you don't - the difference between sow and sew. LOL!!
> Oh, and the E and the O are SIX keys apart,
> dumbass.
5 keys separate theme. O is the sixth key from E. Way to fuck that one up too!
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
Simply out of left field
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:11PM
rachmaninoff Wrote:
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> Most start out around $170k and, with bonuses, are
> comfortably in the 200-225 range assuming they are
> at a prestigious firm and have met their annual
> target hours.
Your "prestigious" firms do not employ "most" law grads.
According to a 2011 article in "U.S. News & World Report," the average starting salary earned by lawyers in the public sector was $49,831. The average starting pay of those in the private sector was $84,111, according to the National Association for Legal Career Professionals.
http://work.chron.com/average-starting-salary-law-school-students-7716.html
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> Most start out around $170k and, with bonuses, are
> comfortably in the 200-225 range assuming they are
> at a prestigious firm and have met their annual
> target hours.
Your "prestigious" firms do not employ "most" law grads.
According to a 2011 article in "U.S. News & World Report," the average starting salary earned by lawyers in the public sector was $49,831. The average starting pay of those in the private sector was $84,111, according to the National Association for Legal Career Professionals.
http://work.chron.com/average-starting-salary-law-school-students-7716.html
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:15PM
actual Vienna resident Wrote:
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> There is no way this moron lives in Vienna. If he
> does, it is at the Vienna Park Apartments.
> Residents of Vienna are educated and successful.
> Two traits he clearly lacks.
once again... might be just like Typo-Assfuck -- a worthless and completely unreliable source. Just Something to think about, if you can.
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> There is no way this moron lives in Vienna. If he
> does, it is at the Vienna Park Apartments.
> Residents of Vienna are educated and successful.
> Two traits he clearly lacks.
once again... might be just like Typo-Assfuck -- a worthless and completely unreliable source. Just Something to think about, if you can.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:39PM
mirror, mirror Wrote:
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> I know something you don't - the difference
> between sow and sew. LOL!!
Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Everybody knows that. Your tank has been stuck on empty for so many years now that you have to run on T100 -- 100% pure nothing but engine-clogging dumbass typos. What a total failure!
> 5 keys separate theme. O is the sixth key from E.
> Way to fuck that one up too!
So stupid-shit now tries to defend his ultra-humiliating monster-gaffe by claiming that seven minus one must be five because there are five keys between "theme" on a keyboard. What an absolute goober dumbfuck! You have managed to pee all over yourself once again. That's all that's happened here. You are yet again shown to be nothing but a Worthless loser-for-life dumbfuck.
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> I know something you don't - the difference
> between sow and sew. LOL!!
Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Everybody knows that. Your tank has been stuck on empty for so many years now that you have to run on T100 -- 100% pure nothing but engine-clogging dumbass typos. What a total failure!
> 5 keys separate theme. O is the sixth key from E.
> Way to fuck that one up too!
So stupid-shit now tries to defend his ultra-humiliating monster-gaffe by claiming that seven minus one must be five because there are five keys between "theme" on a keyboard. What an absolute goober dumbfuck! You have managed to pee all over yourself once again. That's all that's happened here. You are yet again shown to be nothing but a Worthless loser-for-life dumbfuck.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:51PM
LOL... Wrote:
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> So stupid-shit now tries to defend his
> ultra-humiliating monster-gaffe by claiming that
> seven minus one must be five because there are
> five keys between "theme" on a keyboard.
I can see we need to add math your curriculum as well as the remedial English.
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> So stupid-shit now tries to defend his
> ultra-humiliating monster-gaffe by claiming that
> seven minus one must be five because there are
> five keys between "theme" on a keyboard.
I can see we need to add math your curriculum as well as the remedial English.
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
LOL...
()
Date: December 09, 2014 03:57PM
mirror, mirror Wrote:
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> I can see we need to add math your curriculum as
> well as the remedial English.
You're a crash-and-burn casualty here, asshole, All that's left for you is to shut up and slink away. The only alternative is to further humiliate your already grossly humiliated self.
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> I can see we need to add math your curriculum as
> well as the remedial English.
You're a crash-and-burn casualty here, asshole, All that's left for you is to shut up and slink away. The only alternative is to further humiliate your already grossly humiliated self.
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Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
mirror, mirror
()
Date: December 09, 2014 04:05PM
LOL... Wrote:
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> mirror, mirror Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can see we need to add math your curriculum
> as
> > well as the remedial English.
>
> You're a crash-and-burn casualty here, asshole,
> All that's left for you is to shut up and slink
> away. The only alternative is to further
> humiliate your already grossly humiliated self.
Sure thing there, Mr. sew or sow. Your crying and whining now is icing on the cake and udder hilarity! (Did you get that one or is it over your head too?)
Here, have a tissue, crybaby....
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> mirror, mirror Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can see we need to add math your curriculum
> as
> > well as the remedial English.
>
> You're a crash-and-burn casualty here, asshole,
> All that's left for you is to shut up and slink
> away. The only alternative is to further
> humiliate your already grossly humiliated self.
Sure thing there, Mr. sew or sow. Your crying and whining now is icing on the cake and udder hilarity! (Did you get that one or is it over your head too?)
Here, have a tissue, crybaby....
Re: Top Law Schools
Posted by:
illuminatic
()
Date: December 09, 2014 06:38PM
Simply out of left field Wrote:
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> rachmaninoff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most start out around $170k and, with bonuses,
> are
> > comfortably in the 200-225 range assuming they
> are
> > at a prestigious firm and have met their annual
> > target hours.
>
> Your "prestigious" firms do not employ "most" law
> grads.
>
> According to a 2011 article in "U.S. News & World
> Report," the average starting salary earned by
> lawyers in the public sector was $49,831. The
> average starting pay of those in the private
> sector was $84,111, according to the National
> Association for Legal Career Professionals.
>
> http://work.chron.com/average-starting-salary-law-
> school-students-7716.html
I'm sorry. I meant to say most students coming from a "top law school" (as this is the subject of this thread, right?).
For those that graduated from "top law schools", $80k would be a disappointment and probably means they didn't get a decent clerkship or summer associate gig at a big firm. For example, if you went to law school at Regent, you are probably making $80k or were the former convicted Governor of Virginia.
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> rachmaninoff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most start out around $170k and, with bonuses,
> are
> > comfortably in the 200-225 range assuming they
> are
> > at a prestigious firm and have met their annual
> > target hours.
>
> Your "prestigious" firms do not employ "most" law
> grads.
>
> According to a 2011 article in "U.S. News & World
> Report," the average starting salary earned by
> lawyers in the public sector was $49,831. The
> average starting pay of those in the private
> sector was $84,111, according to the National
> Association for Legal Career Professionals.
>
> http://work.chron.com/average-starting-salary-law-
> school-students-7716.html
I'm sorry. I meant to say most students coming from a "top law school" (as this is the subject of this thread, right?).
For those that graduated from "top law schools", $80k would be a disappointment and probably means they didn't get a decent clerkship or summer associate gig at a big firm. For example, if you went to law school at Regent, you are probably making $80k or were the former convicted Governor of Virginia.