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Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: shitacular ()
Date: December 07, 2014 10:32PM

I'll start.

Pretty much any "unsecured" office building is always a good dump spot. The buildings behind Fuddruckers in Fairfax are good. Stopped there once driving from Baltimore to Gainesville a couple of years ago.

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: Sir Thomas Crapper ()
Date: December 07, 2014 10:40PM

Gerry's 2's yard would be a good place to take a dump !

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: Andrew Schmuhl ()
Date: December 07, 2014 10:47PM

Driving on the beltway, in your very own adult diaper of course!

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: Billy Whack ()
Date: December 07, 2014 10:49PM

Billy Whack's face. You even get paid for it.
One of those dirty secret fetishes

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: Panera Bread bathrooms ()
Date: December 07, 2014 10:57PM

I've always been a home pooper, but Panera Bread is one of the few places I could take a dump in during extenuating circumstances.

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: December 07, 2014 11:06PM

Gerrytards mouth, he eats shit all the time, and asks for more.

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Re: Best places to shit in the county?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2014 11:21PM

Ritz-Carlton public bathrooms by the lobby.

Blessed are the murderous.

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