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I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: Lamb Chop ()
Date: November 28, 2014 05:55PM

Shari Lewis fondled me for decades. I'm suing her for analy raping me over 10,000 times. Why didn't she understand that baaaahhh meant no?

I think she was a frat boy.

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: Th.D. degree ()
Date: November 28, 2014 06:08PM

She could have been associated with the Harvest Bible Chapel. James Craig Summers was one of the founders. He's now in prison for forcible sodomy.

Baaaahhh indeed.

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: moxie89 ()
Date: November 28, 2014 06:11PM

Lampchop was pretty sadistic.

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: Lamb Chop ()
Date: November 28, 2014 06:15PM

moxie89 Wrote:
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> Lampchop was pretty sadistic.

If you had a hand up your butt everyday for 40 years you would have mental problems, too. Don't judge.

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: carpetmuncher ()
Date: November 28, 2014 07:00PM

How did Sheri's cunny taste?

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: Crusader Rabbit ()
Date: November 28, 2014 07:36PM

Lamb Chop Wrote:
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> Shari Lewis fondled me for decades. I'm suing her
> for analy raping me over 10,000 times. Why didn't
> she understand that baaaahhh meant no?
>
> I think she was a frat boy.

You'd be wasting your time. She was a successful Jewish woman, with at least 3 lawyers in the family.

You should set your sights on something more realistic. Sue Wing Ding. He ain't gots no money, but sho' nuff any jury in the country gonna convict his sorry ole black ass.

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: uTvUh ()
Date: November 29, 2014 10:26AM

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Re: I'm suing Shari Lewis for raping me
Posted by: Lamb Chop ()
Date: November 29, 2014 04:38PM

All I ever wanted was to be loved, not gloved.

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