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NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: TeslaFan ()
Date: November 22, 2014 01:44PM

Oh my god YESSSS!!!
New tesla dealership just got approved. Articl'es here on ffxtimes: http://bit.ly/1xioBh6

Who else is in?

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Shawshank ()
Date: November 22, 2014 03:58PM

Why is this exciting? It is not like you were unable to purchase a Tesla before. Plus, until the Model X is avaiable not too much that this dealership can do for me.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: OPP ()
Date: November 22, 2014 04:08PM

This is obviously the perfect storm for the OP. He can't afford a Tesla, but now he can put on his JC Penney Stafford suit, take the Metro to Tyson's and waste the Tesla sales rep's time being a fucking looky-loo as a fix to his car porn fetish.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: November 22, 2014 04:35PM

The Model S is $105,000 properly optioned. Sorry...you DO NOT want this car in its base trim.

I could buy a super nice, clean, low-mileage slightly used Mercedes S-Class for $70,000 and still have $35,000 left over to buy gas.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: OMG, this is super news!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: November 22, 2014 04:54PM

Like, oh my God. This is like the bestest news ever. E V E R. I mean, this is even better than when I went to that Katy Perry concert and she like, looked directly at me. I have to call my BFF and let her know. She is going totally freak. OK, gotta go.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Whatajoke ()
Date: November 22, 2014 05:35PM

You faggot libs and your electric cars.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Yeah... ()
Date: November 22, 2014 05:42PM

This whole horseless-carriage thing is just a fad.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: I love gas ()
Date: November 22, 2014 05:52PM

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: kCHW4 ()
Date: November 22, 2014 06:52PM

People are nuts for plunking down this kind of cash for a car from a manufacturer that has no history.

I might lease something like this, but the cost of the car would make the lease way too expensive. Plus the VA Personal Property Tax on a $100K+ car does not interested me.

Also these things cannot go more than about 250 miles on a charge. Taking a trip it not going to be something I would want to do in a car like this. So $100k+ for an in town car, no thank you.

Then what happens if I get in an accident, a Chevy, Toyota, BMW or Lexus will have a boat load of parts readily available, not so much on these thing??

An all to say $3-$4k a year on fuel?? You still pay for electricity and this offsets the fuel cost a bit. I have not done the math on what this thing costs to run, but its not free.

Is there a resale market for these in 5-7 years? How much of a bath will you take in 5-7 years? What happens when you need to pony up $6-$8k for batteries and are they still available?

Maybe in 20 years I might consider a Tesla if they are still around and they put an engine in the car so you have options for fuel and how far you can drive the car.

I just do not get it. It must be the iPhone crowd that wants to wait in line for the latest and greatest Telsa and sell the one at a loss that you just bought last year??

Each his own I guess.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Judas Prius ()
Date: November 22, 2014 06:56PM

kCHW4 Wrote:
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> People are nuts for plunking down this kind of
> cash for a car from a manufacturer that has no
> history.
>
> I might lease something like this, but the cost of
> the car would make the lease way too expensive.
> Plus the VA Personal Property Tax on a $100K+ car
> does not interested me.
>
> Also these things cannot go more than about 250
> miles on a charge. Taking a trip it not going to
> be something I would want to do in a car like
> this. So $100k+ for an in town car, no thank you.
>
> Then what happens if I get in an accident, a
> Chevy, Toyota, BMW or Lexus will have a boat load
> of parts readily available, not so much on these
> thing??
>
> An all to say $3-$4k a year on fuel?? You still
> pay for electricity and this offsets the fuel cost
> a bit. I have not done the math on what this thing
> costs to run, but its not free.
>
> Is there a resale market for these in 5-7 years?
> How much of a bath will you take in 5-7 years?
> What happens when you need to pony up $6-$8k for
> batteries and are they still available?
>
> Maybe in 20 years I might consider a Tesla if they
> are still around and they put an engine in the car
> so you have options for fuel and how far you can
> drive the car.
>
> I just do not get it. It must be the iPhone crowd
> that wants to wait in line for the latest and
> greatest Telsa and sell the one at a loss that you
> just bought last year??
>
> Each his own I guess.

You're a racist Teabagger. Conservatard

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Huey ()
Date: November 22, 2014 07:58PM

You can buy a well tricked-out Nissan, Toyota, or Honda for 35K, and still have saved 70K for gas over what you would put into a Tesla. People buy Teslas because they can, not because they are tree-hugging eco-friendly smug hippies. If you got it, flaunt it, but that is the market for these cars, not your average or even above average consumer.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: What?? ()
Date: November 22, 2014 09:41PM

Judas Prius Wrote:
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> kCHW4 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People are nuts for plunking down this kind of
> > cash for a car from a manufacturer that has no
> > history.
> >
> > I might lease something like this, but the cost
> of
> > the car would make the lease way too expensive.
> > Plus the VA Personal Property Tax on a $100K+
> car
> > does not interested me.
> >
> > Also these things cannot go more than about 250
> > miles on a charge. Taking a trip it not going
> to
> > be something I would want to do in a car like
> > this. So $100k+ for an in town car, no thank
> you.
> >
> > Then what happens if I get in an accident, a
> > Chevy, Toyota, BMW or Lexus will have a boat
> load
> > of parts readily available, not so much on
> these
> > thing??
> >
> > An all to say $3-$4k a year on fuel?? You still
> > pay for electricity and this offsets the fuel
> cost
> > a bit. I have not done the math on what this
> thing
> > costs to run, but its not free.
> >
> > Is there a resale market for these in 5-7
> years?
> > How much of a bath will you take in 5-7 years?
> > What happens when you need to pony up $6-$8k
> for
> > batteries and are they still available?
> >
> > Maybe in 20 years I might consider a Tesla if
> they
> > are still around and they put an engine in the
> car
> > so you have options for fuel and how far you
> can
> > drive the car.
> >
> > I just do not get it. It must be the iPhone
> crowd
> > that wants to wait in line for the latest and
> > greatest Telsa and sell the one at a loss that
> you
> > just bought last year??
> >
> > Each his own I guess.
>
> You're a racist Teabagger. Conservatard

Where is the racist Teabagger info in this post?

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Shawshank ()
Date: November 23, 2014 08:52AM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> The Model S is $105,000 properly optioned.
> Sorry...you DO NOT want this car in its base
> trim.
>
> I could buy a super nice, clean, low-mileage
> slightly used Mercedes S-Class for $70,000 and
> still have $35,000 left over to buy gas.


Better yet, you can get a new Maserati Ghibli for less than $70K ($80K for the Ghibli S Q4)...a damn fine car. Don't want a Maserati? The BMW M5 is pretty comparable.

Totally agree that you do not want the base model Tesla S for $71K cash (or $777/month lease). The upgraded model with the 85 kWh battery starts at $81K and add:

$1500 Dual Chargers
$4250 Tech Package w/Autopilot
$2250 Smart Air Suspension
$750 Subzero Weather Package
$750 Wall Connector

Which brings the cost over $90K...$15K more if you want AWD.

Is the Tesla S a nice car? Absolutely, but it is a novelty at best. What I do see Elon Musk creating, however, with his battery plant is a stronger market fof EVs in the future.

My boss is a serious car guy and he wants to buy a Tesla, but it doesn't make sense for his 4 mile daily commute in Raleigh or twice-monthly trips to the metro DC area and Philadelphia for client meetings.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 08:54AM

Idiots dream while driving around in rusted out Pintos...

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: moronic ()
Date: November 23, 2014 09:00AM

Who would want to drive a nice car around this traffic infested shithole? Next thing you know some ignorant cellphone absorbed cunt sideswipes you and depreciates your fancy new ride.

No logic.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: GerrySighting2 ()
Date: November 23, 2014 09:02AM

Asshole sighting... Wrote:
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> Idiots dream while driving around in rusted out
> Pintos...

You're an irrelevant jackass, Gerry. Pintos? SMH

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 09:32AM

GerrySighting2 Wrote:
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> Asshole sighting... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Idiots dream while driving around in rusted out
> > Pintos...
>
> You're an irrelevant jackass, Gerry. Pintos? SMH

Still not Gerry, derpfuck. Never have been. And whoever you are, you are rather plainly just another brain-damaged asshole. I wouldn't be shaking that head around any too vigorously if I were you. Any further brain damage and you might just fall over and die.

Meanwhile, none of the assholes all excited over Tesla's approved new facility will ever have anything to do with one of their actual cars beyond drooling over it. Not one of the opinions posted above is an informed opinion. They are copy-and-paste blather typical from those yet short of high school graduation. Such a sorry, sorry lot.
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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 09:49AM

I only come in here to rant and criticize you all because I am often pissed on in real life. It makes me feel superior to post my long-winded rants and offers me a brief escape from my normal suplicating routine of a below average loser with a tiny unused penis.

Gary

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 10:26AM

Asshole sighting... Wrote:
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> I only come in here to rant and criticize you all
> because I am often pissed on in real life. It
> makes me feel superior to post my long-winded
> rants and offers me a brief escape from my normal
> suplicating routine of a below average loser with
> a tiny unused penis. Gary

The usual sort of pointless peeing on yourself. Stupid no-talent fucktard.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: CJyc6 ()
Date: November 23, 2014 10:44AM

TeslaFan Wrote:
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> Oh my god YESSSS!!!
> New tesla dealership just got approved. Articl'es
> here on ffxtimes: http://bit.ly/1xioBh6
>
> Who else is in?

Theyve been at Tyson's malll for months.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: My Kind of Place ()
Date: November 23, 2014 10:49AM

All the Teslas have been pre-sold to Vienna residents. Sorry, Sterling. Vaya con Dios!

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Yes... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 11:03AM

CJyc6 Wrote:
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> Theyve been at Tyson's malll for months.

But you can't buy a car there. State law says that auto manufacturers may not sell directly to customers. Tesla tried to find people willing to buy a franchise and serve as dealers, but they got zero takers in response. Now they are using that to trigger a loophole that will allow them to sell directly. With the county's change in the zoning, they can now proceed with a sales and service shop back on Tyco Road.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 11:07AM

My Kind of Place Wrote:
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> All the Teslas have been pre-sold to Vienna
> residents. Sorry, Sterling. Vaya con Dios!

All Tesla's are sold to people who can come up with and actually want to spend $100 grand on a car. That certainly leaves you and other high school students out. Also most of Vienna.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 11:18AM

Asshole sighting... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Asshole sighting... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I only come in here to rant and criticize you
> all
> > because I am often pissed on in real life. It
> > makes me feel superior to post my long-winded
> > rants and offers me a brief escape from my
> normal
> > suplicating routine of a below average loser
> with
> > a tiny unused penis. Gary
>
> The usual sort of pointless peeing on yourself.
> Stupid no-talent fucktard.

My name is Gary and I always have to get the last word in. This forum is the only thing in life that I find meaningful.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Asshole sighting... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 11:20AM

As a child, I often wore a helmet to protect me from myself.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Factually, Actually ()
Date: November 23, 2014 01:43PM

Naturally, my three-car garage is already set up with a charging station for my Tesla, but when I go to Jammin' Java to see the occasional performer that performs to my level of expectation, I charge my newest Tesla at the charging station next to the adjacent drug store, just because it gives me a chuckle when lower-income no-talent losers stand around and look at my car.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Wayback Machine ()
Date: November 23, 2014 02:05PM

Asshole sighting... Wrote:
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> As a child, I often wore a helmet to protect me
> from myself.


retardmyers.gif

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: November 23, 2014 02:06PM

Looks like the De Nada Crew has moved in.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: Mick ()
Date: November 23, 2014 03:27PM

TESLA - the DeLorean for the 21st century.

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Re: NEW TESLA Dealership coming to Tysons!!!! YESS!!!!
Posted by: 9NKdK ()
Date: November 23, 2014 03:31PM

Mick Wrote:
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> TESLA - the DeLorean for the 21st century.

Too funny!

I think the same fools, petulant children that have to have the lasted MacBook Pro or iPhone are the same monkeys that feel the need to plunk down too much cash to what they think is some sort of "status" symbol?

It's basic transportation that will barely get to to Ocean City, MD. And who needs a $100k car to commute 5-10 miles to work each day, you could by 3 Prius for that price and only drive each on 2 times a week.

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