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Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Responsible Flamethrower Owner ()
Date: November 20, 2014 03:50PM

Heard upcoming gun show in Chantilly will include some of the 2015 models in Flamethrowers. YAHOO! I will be there starting a new club NATIONAL FLAMETHROWERS ASSOCIATION (NFA). Not only can you use a Flamethrower to defend your home and loved ones you can cook and heat your home in time of a utility emergency. Better than a gun and there are NO RESTRICTIONS for ownership. A second YAHOO!

(I was told that there are a fair number of screwballs on this forum so I'm expecting a big turn-out.)

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: FrankRizzo ()
Date: November 20, 2014 04:24PM

How much?

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: hi gay yucky24. ()
Date: November 20, 2014 04:25PM

FrankRizzo Wrote:
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> How much?


Hi Yucky24. nig nog whig whog

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: November 20, 2014 05:19PM

This is what the average attendee will look like:

1236337872_fat_guy_shooting_his_gun.gif

Hot dog consumption at gun shows is at all-time record levels. It is estimated that 61,125 hot dogs will be consumed at this year's show. Amazing!

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: stale ()
Date: November 20, 2014 05:38PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> This is what the average attendee will look like:
>
> src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236337872_fat_guy_
> shooting_his_gun.gif">
>
> Hot dog consumption at gun shows is at all-time
> record levels. It is estimated that 61,125 hot
> dogs will be consumed at this year's show.
> Amazing!


You really should come up with some new material. Is this all you've got?

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: November 20, 2014 06:11PM

stale Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is what the average attendee will look
> like:
> >
> > >
> src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236337872_fat_guy_
>
> > shooting_his_gun.gif">
> >
> > Hot dog consumption at gun shows is at all-time
> > record levels. It is estimated that 61,125 hot
> > dogs will be consumed at this year's show.
> > Amazing!
>
>
> You really should come up with some new material.
> Is this all you've got?

Indeed. Every time there is a gun show in Chantilly, Kilton posts the same picture of the fat guy firing the auto and makes the hotdog joke.

Even bad comics develop new material.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: incoming ()
Date: November 20, 2014 06:17PM

Responsible Flamethrower Owner Wrote:
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> Heard upcoming gun show in Chantilly will include
> some of the 2015 models in Flamethrowers. YAHOO! I
> will be there starting a new club NATIONAL
> FLAMETHROWERS ASSOCIATION (NFA). Not only can you
> use a Flamethrower to defend your home and loved
> ones you can cook and heat your home in time of a
> utility emergency. Better than a gun and there are
> NO RESTRICTIONS for ownership. A second YAHOO!
>
> (I was told that there are a fair number of
> screwballs on this forum so I'm expecting a big
> turn-out.)

heat your home eh? i'll take 20

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Freak show cowards ()
Date: November 20, 2014 07:22PM

The funniest thing about this meeting of the limp dick gun cowards is that loaded weapons are not allowed at the show! These retards carry on about their bullshit rights and how more guns will reduce crime yet due to "public safety issues" loaded weapons are banned from the show! This is fucking hilarious!

From this website, http://www.thenationsgunshow.com/ShowRules/tabid/56/Default.aspx



"ONE LAST WORD OF CAUTION AND EXPLANATION.

DUE TO PUBLIC SAFETY ISSUES AND INSURANCE REQUIREMENTS, THERE WILL BE NO LOADED GUNS, OR MAGAZINES, ALLOWED ON THE SHOW FLOOR. THIS APPLIES TO VENDORS AS WELL AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC. WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CHANGE IT OR MAKE EXCEPTIONS."

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: November 20, 2014 09:00PM

CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> stale Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ---
> > You really should come up with some new
> material.
> > Is this all you've got?
>
> Indeed. Every time there is a gun show in
> Chantilly, Kilton posts the same picture of the
> fat guy firing the auto and makes the hotdog joke.
>
>
> Even bad comics develop new material.

What are you two losers talking about? This is about facts, not comedy. When the facts stay the same (Gun show attendees are fat and love hot dogs), my job is still to report them. I don't change things around just for entertainment. I'm all about the truth.

If, someday, gun show attendees become thin and fall in love with salads, you'll hear it here first. Fair and balanced, baby.

I know this will be difficult for the dim-witted to understand, but it's worth a shot. :-)

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: November 20, 2014 09:02PM

Freak show cowards Wrote:
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> The funniest thing about this meeting of the limp
> dick gun cowards is that loaded weapons are not
> allowed at the show! These retards carry on about
> their bullshit rights and how more guns will
> reduce crime yet due to "public safety issues"
> loaded weapons are banned from the show! This is
> fucking hilarious!

The collective intelligence level at these shows is so low, that accidental shootings would be a virtual guarantee if loaded guns were allowed.

Smart decision on behalf of the gun show runners. :-)

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: November 20, 2014 10:11PM

Freak show cowards Wrote:
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> The funniest thing about this meeting of the limp
> dick gun cowards is that loaded weapons are not
> allowed at the show! These retards carry on about
> their bullshit rights and how more guns will
> reduce crime yet due to "public safety issues"
> loaded weapons are banned from the show! This is
> fucking hilarious!
>
> From this website,
> http://www.thenationsgunshow.com/ShowRules/tabid/5
> 6/Default.aspx
>
>
>
> "ONE LAST WORD OF CAUTION AND EXPLANATION.
>
> DUE TO PUBLIC SAFETY ISSUES AND INSURANCE
> REQUIREMENTS, THERE WILL BE NO LOADED GUNS, OR
> MAGAZINES, ALLOWED ON THE SHOW FLOOR. THIS APPLIES
> TO VENDORS AS WELL AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC. WE
> CANNOT AND WILL NOT CHANGE IT OR MAKE EXCEPTIONS."

I doubt much "crime" occurs at these events besides the price gouging.

They have a LEO outside the front door to keep da peace.

I suspect many of the patrons can quickly load a weapon while eating a hotdog.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: 2stupid ()
Date: November 20, 2014 10:13PM

Freak show cowards Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The funniest thing about this meeting of the limp
> dick gun cowards is that loaded weapons are not
> allowed at the show! These retards carry on about
> their bullshit rights and how more guns will
> reduce crime yet due to "public safety issues"
> loaded weapons are banned from the show! This is
> fucking hilarious!
>
> From this website,
> http://www.thenationsgunshow.com/ShowRules/tabid/5
> 6/Default.aspx
>
>
>
> "ONE LAST WORD OF CAUTION AND EXPLANATION.
>
> DUE TO PUBLIC SAFETY ISSUES AND INSURANCE
> REQUIREMENTS,
THERE WILL BE NO LOADED GUNS, OR
> MAGAZINES, ALLOWED ON THE SHOW FLOOR. THIS APPLIES
> TO VENDORS AS WELL AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC. WE
> CANNOT AND WILL NOT CHANGE IT OR MAKE EXCEPTIONS."


Failtard.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: November 20, 2014 10:36PM

Kilton Wrote:
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>
>
> What are you two losers talking about? This is
> about facts, not comedy. When the facts stay the
> same (Gun show attendees are fat and love hot
> dogs), my job is still to report them. I don't
> change things around just for entertainment. I'm
> all about the truth.
>
> If, someday, gun show attendees become thin and
> fall in love with salads, you'll hear it here
> first. Fair and balanced, baby.
>
> I know this will be difficult for the dim-witted
> to understand, but it's worth a shot. :-)

There is nothing you can post that will change the fact that you are the village idiot. I cant believe you beat out 10 million other sperm and got to the egg first.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: November 21, 2014 06:30AM

CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> There is nothing you can post that will change the
> fact that you are the village idiot.

Translation: "You're right, Kilton. You completely owned me with your response. So how about I shift topics and hope you don't notice!"

BTW, you forgot to include your pic:

200_s.gif

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: November 21, 2014 08:25AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> CH3NO2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is nothing you can post that will change
> the
> > fact that you are the village idiot.
>
> Translation: "You're right"

Thank you!

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: starter pistol ()
Date: November 21, 2014 08:36AM

CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> stale Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilton Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is what the average attendee will look
> > like:
> > >
> > > > >
> >
> src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236337872_fat_guy_
>
> >
> > > shooting_his_gun.gif">
> > >
> > > Hot dog consumption at gun shows is at
> all-time
> > > record levels. It is estimated that 61,125
> hot
> > > dogs will be consumed at this year's show.
> > > Amazing!
> >
> >
> > You really should come up with some new
> material.
> > Is this all you've got?
>
> Indeed. Every time there is a gun show in
> Chantilly, Kilton posts the same picture of the
> fat guy firing the auto and makes the hotdog joke.
>
>
> Even bad comics develop new material.

This time they have a cotton candy machine as well.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Op_is_ghey ()
Date: November 21, 2014 10:52PM

I went and got some shirts that say air force, navy, and army; a new lock blade for to put in my tool shed; and a swiss army knife for my nephew, and saw some cool guns. Fuck you OP!

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Gdjbc ()
Date: November 22, 2014 05:31PM

I don't have time to go to the gun show this weekend, but beause of OP, the next time I go to Dick*s, I'm going to buy an extra box of ammo just to blow fun-style the next time I go target shooting.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Space Ghost ()
Date: November 22, 2014 06:11PM

Responsible Flamethrower Owner Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Heard upcoming gun show in Chantilly will include
> some of the 2015 models in Flamethrowers. YAHOO! I
> will be there starting a new club NATIONAL
> FLAMETHROWERS ASSOCIATION (NFA). Not only can you
> use a Flamethrower to defend your home and loved
> ones you can cook and heat your home in time of a
> utility emergency. Better than a gun and there are
> NO RESTRICTIONS for ownership. A second YAHOO!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: CH3NO2 ()
Date: November 22, 2014 06:52PM

Haha this place is so dead even the obligatory Gun Show threads don't even attract the liberal cry babyies any more.

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: good gun with a guy ()
Date: November 23, 2014 12:06PM

A number of gun show patrons are staying at the breezeway motel this weekend.
Attachments:
gunshow.jpg

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: gun show news ()
Date: November 23, 2014 07:35PM

Police said Charles Lake, 26, of Rincon, was leaving the gun show at the Savannah Civic Center when he mistakenly fired a round from his pistol while reloading it, The Augusta Chronicle reported.

According to the publication, Lake was taken to an area hospital for treatment, but his wounds were considered to be non-life-threatening

Investigators said Lake had purchased the handgun a day prior at the event, and had returned to buy another weapon

Gun tards cannot even keep from shooting themselves let alone others.

http://www.ktvz.com/news/Man-accidentally-shoots-his-leg-at-gun-show/8600812

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: Ha Ha Ha You Asshole ()
Date: November 23, 2014 08:17PM

How many police have shot themselves unloading their guns??

So what.??

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Re: Gun Show Chantilly
Posted by: PmmNx ()
Date: November 24, 2014 09:27AM

CH3NO2 Wrote:
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> Haha this place is so dead even the obligatory Gun
> Show threads don't even attract the liberal cry
> babyies any more.


Even moreso than phrases like "libtard", there's nothing more painful on this site than the obligatory gun show threads. They're all fat. So is a heavy portion of our entire country. New material for my entertainment. Please. That video of the rapid fire dude is hilarious though - still.

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