Dear Nova Geezers:
I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas called "The Dying of the light", you spring out of bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make the most of whatever time you have left on earth. You then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old your way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is that you geriatric old farts go in the morning to meet up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs of America". However, as you clog up the sideroads, decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some of us who are in our prime are actually trying to get to work, so, have a heart and press down on the accelerator. Also, please note that, while there is no official law about it, the left lane in American is generally for people who would like to go FASTER than the people in the right lane. So, while you are moseying along in the left lane, heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax and D, those of us who actually have to get somewhere in the morning are losing our minds and contmplating ways to expediate your impending meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go the speed limit at least and remember that the left lane is for faster traffic. Thanks

Entitled little shit...your sad story broke my heart...

Funny! I actually 2nd this post. Left lane is faster moving traffic. It's taught in driver's ed and posted on signs on many roads.

Left lane is for faster traffic, it is not only uncommon sense it is taught this way and if you ever drive on the Autobahn in Germany you will find out VERY fast what goes on in the left lane!

Shouldn't this be addressed to Asians?
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OldH8r Wrote:
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> Dear Nova Geezers:
> I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas
> called "The Dying of the light", you spring out of
> bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make the
> most of whatever time you have left on earth. You
> then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old your
> way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is that
> you geriatric old farts go in the morning to meet
> up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs of
> America". However, as you clog up the sideroads,
> decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some of
> us who are in our prime are actually trying to get
> to work, so, have a heart and press down on the
> accelerator. Also, please note that, while there
> is no official law about it, the left lane in
> American is generally for people who would like to
> go FASTER than the people in the right lane. So,
> while you are moseying along in the left lane,
> heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax and
> D, those of us who actually have to get somewhere
> in the morning are losing our minds and
> contmplating ways to expediate your impending
> meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go the
> speed limit at least and remember that the left
> lane is for faster traffic. Thanks

oooooooooooooooooooooh, op has some serious butthurt. come here op i will rub some preperation h to your anus because of your butthurt. i guess you just dont realize with all the traffic in this area that there is no such thing as a fast lane. it's alright though you will end killing someone or yourself because you are in a hurry to get somewhere. preferably you end up going through the windshield instead of hitting an innocent bystander. may i suggest two options for you. 1. put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. 2. just move out of the area. option 1 doesn't take much effort so give that one a try first. good day.

GERIATRIC GERRY Wrote:
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> OldH8r Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dear Nova Geezers:
> > I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas
> > called "The Dying of the light", you spring out
> of
> > bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make
> the
> > most of whatever time you have left on earth.
> You
> > then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old
> your
> > way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is
> that
> > you geriatric old farts go in the morning to
> meet
> > up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs
> of
> > America". However, as you clog up the
> sideroads,
> > decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some
> of
> > us who are in our prime are actually trying to
> get
> > to work, so, have a heart and press down on the
> > accelerator. Also, please note that, while
> there
> > is no official law about it, the left lane in
> > American is generally for people who would like
> to
> > go FASTER than the people in the right lane.
> So,
> > while you are moseying along in the left lane,
> > heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax
> and
> > D, those of us who actually have to get
> somewhere
> > in the morning are losing our minds and
> > contmplating ways to expediate your impending
> > meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go
> the
> > speed limit at least and remember that the left
> > lane is for faster traffic. Thanks
>
> oooooooooooooooooooooh, op has some serious
> butthurt. come here op i will rub some
> preperation h to your anus because of your
> butthurt. i guess you just dont realize with all
> the traffic in this area that there is no such
> thing as a fast lane. it's alright though you
> will end killing someone or yourself because you
> are in a hurry to get somewhere. preferably you
> end up going through the windshield instead of
> hitting an innocent bystander. may i suggest two
> options for you. 1. put a gun to your head and
> pull the trigger. 2. just move out of the area.
> option 1 doesn't take much effort so give that one
> a try first. good day.


Wow! Nice essay! I didn't know people with Downs lived that long! Way to go Corky!

I grew up in an area with a heavily geriatric population - WAY more than here. They drove me nuts, too, but I matured as I got older. Try to show some compassion for the elderly. Believe it or not, they're not trying to aggravate you. And they probably have a lot more problems than you do.

Master of the Universe Wrote:
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> I grew up in an area with a heavily geriatric
> population - WAY more than here. They drove me
> nuts, too, but I matured as I got older. Try to
> show some compassion for the elderly. Believe it
> or not, they're not trying to aggravate you. And
> they probably have a lot more problems than you
> do.


Miami? Fort Lauderdale?

OldH8r Wrote:
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> Dear Nova Geezers:
> I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas
> called "The Dying of the light", you spring out of
> bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make the
> most of whatever time you have left on earth. You
> then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old your
> way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is that
> you geriatric old farts go in the morning to meet
> up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs of
> America". However, as you clog up the sideroads,
> decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some of
> us who are in our prime are actually trying to get
> to work, so, have a heart and press down on the
> accelerator. Also, please note that, while there
> is no official law about it, the left lane in
> American is generally for people who would like to
> go FASTER than the people in the right lane. So,
> while you are moseying along in the left lane,
> heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax and
> D, those of us who actually have to get somewhere
> in the morning are losing our minds and
> contmplating ways to expediate your impending
> meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go the
> speed limit at least and remember that the left
> lane is for faster traffic. Thanks


You just bought your ticket home Dumbass

I'll soon be 67 years old and here's my take. First up, the "elderly"
are no more guilty of hogging the left lane than anyone else. Yes,
I take my time and don't break the speed limit. I also don't tailgate
anybody or intentionally cut anyone off. I come to a complete stop for
lights and signs and a yellow light doesn't mean "floor it". I've
lived in Virginia for nearly 30 years now and have yet to have a ticket
for anything, not even a burned out tail light. If you think you're so
important that you have to create havoc in traffic and bitch because
people like me are practicing safe driving habits you may politely go
fuck yourself.

Old people are retired. They are also wise enough not to go out for a spin during rush hour. You working stiffs could do the rest of us a favor by brown-bagging it and eating lunch at your desks -- the way so many of US did it. Keep your damned cars off the road during Senior Citizen Hours, you miserable little ingrates.

GERIATRIC GERRY Wrote:
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> i guess you just dont realize with all the traffic in
> this area that there is no such thing as a fast lane.

They are so hyped up and over-stressed, they actually think that they will be able to get to work today in half the time that it took them yesterday and all the days before that. They just never learn. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

sbsa Wrote:
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> I'll soon be 67 years old and here's my take.
> First up, the "elderly"
> are no more guilty of hogging the left lane than
> anyone else. Yes,
> I take my time and don't break the speed limit. I
> also don't tailgate
> anybody or intentionally cut anyone off. I come to
> a complete stop for
> lights and signs and a yellow light doesn't mean
> "floor it". I've
> lived in Virginia for nearly 30 years now and have
> yet to have a ticket
> for anything, not even a burned out tail light. If
> you think you're so
> important that you have to create havoc in traffic
> and bitch because
> people like me are practicing safe driving habits
> you may politely go
> fuck yourself.

+1 and while you are fucking yourself. Eat shit and choke on it

Proud to be an AARP card member Wrote:
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> sbsa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll soon be 67 years old and here's my take.
> > First up, the "elderly"
> > are no more guilty of hogging the left lane
> than
> > anyone else. Yes,
> > I take my time and don't break the speed limit.
> I
> > also don't tailgate
> > anybody or intentionally cut anyone off. I come
> to
> > a complete stop for
> > lights and signs and a yellow light doesn't
> mean
> > "floor it". I've
> > lived in Virginia for nearly 30 years now and
> have
> > yet to have a ticket
> > for anything, not even a burned out tail light.
> If
> > you think you're so
> > important that you have to create havoc in
> traffic
> > and bitch because
> > people like me are practicing safe driving
> habits
> > you may politely go
> > fuck yourself.
>
> +1 and while you are fucking yourself. Eat shit
> and choke on it

OldH8r Wrote:
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> Dear Nova Geezers:
> I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas
> called "The Dying of the light", you spring out of
> bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make the
> most of whatever time you have left on earth. You
> then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old your
> way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is that
> you geriatric old farts go in the morning to meet
> up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs of
> America". However, as you clog up the sideroads,
> decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some of
> us who are in our prime are actually trying to get
> to work, so, have a heart and press down on the
> accelerator. Also, please note that, while there
> is no official law about it, the left lane in
> American is generally for people who would like to
> go FASTER than the people in the right lane. So,
> while you are moseying along in the left lane,
> heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax and
> D, those of us who actually have to get somewhere
> in the morning are losing our minds and
> contmplating ways to expediate your impending
> meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go the
> speed limit at least and remember that the left
> lane is for faster traffic. Thanks



Don't like it? Than go to Ferguson and riot, Fuck Face.

Germany Wrote:
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> Left lane is for faster traffic, it is not only
> uncommon sense it is taught this way and if you
> ever drive on the Autobahn in Germany you will
> find out VERY fast what goes on in the left lane!


+100


I'll never forget when I was driving a Rover 75 doing 200 kph in Germany, and I still had VW Sciroccos and Audis pushing me out of the way.

Blessed are the murderous.

OldH8r Wrote:
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> Dear Nova Geezers:
> I know that, as you face what Dylan Thomas
> called "The Dying of the light", you spring out of
> bed at the crack of dawn, determined to make the
> most of whatever time you have left on earth. You
> then saunter to your oldster mobiles and old your
> way to Starbucks, Caribou, or wherever it is that
> you geriatric old farts go in the morning to meet
> up with your fellow members of "Future Stiffs of
> America". However, as you clog up the sideroads,
> decimate the beltway, and jam up arteries, some of
> us who are in our prime are actually trying to get
> to work, so, have a heart and press down on the
> accelerator. Also, please note that, while there
> is no official law about it, the left lane in
> American is generally for people who would like to
> go FASTER than the people in the right lane. So,
> while you are moseying along in the left lane,
> heading for the supermarket to buy some Ex-lax and
> D, those of us who actually have to get somewhere
> in the morning are losing our minds and
> contmplating ways to expediate your impending
> meeting with the mortician. So, I repeat- go the
> speed limit at least and remember that the left
> lane is for faster traffic. Thanks

left lane for passing (faster) on a HIGHWAY dipshit. Not the road where people are turning on and off - left and right dumbass. are you just a little baby driver still? If so, STFU until you grow some sense.

Such language! I am shocked that you oldies dare to speak in such a manner. Look, I don't have much time to.argue with people whose opinions are clearly irrelevant. I mean how many ways can we show you that you don't matter anymore? Your advice to me is not needed, just take a nice glass of "shut the shell up" and do what I say before I crawl through the internet and kick you onto your saggy wrinkled bums. Your cantankerous attitudes explains why bolsters get bitchslapped so often in those homes .

eesh Wrote:
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> I'll never forget when I was driving a Rover 75
> doing 200 kph in Germany, and I still had VW
> Sciroccos and Audis pushing me out of the way.

I'll never forget cruising the autobahn in my VW Golf at 120 km/h and watching all the tourists drive into the local speed trap at 200. Kept taxes down, and in Germany, that's really big.

oldh8r Wrote:
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> Such language! I am shocked that you oldies dare
> to speak in such a manner.

Fuck off already, you worthless little twerp, or one of us will buy your place and evict you. Youth is a time for learning, not a time for thinking that you know it all. You've obviously fallen off the pace already.

Whippersnappers Wrote:
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> oldh8r Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Such language! I am shocked that you oldies
> dare
> > to speak in such a manner.
>
> Fuck off already, you worthless little twerp, or
> one of us will buy your place and evict you.
> Youth is a time for learning, not a time for
> thinking that you know it all. You've obviously
> fallen off the pace already.


Look you demented antediluvian old fossils, I 'm giving the advice here, not taking it, so turn up your hearing aids, put on your 900x reading glasses and pay attention before I front snap kick you in your baggy pants that somehow still come up to your sagging man boobs.

Why should you listen to me? Because I am a success that's why. I made $500,000 dollars last year. I know, you say "It's not about the money" but to me, it's a little bit about the money, and that's how much money I made last year. i just got back from a fishing trip with Mark "the Cubes" Cuban. We were down in the gulf stream when the bonita were running. Do you know what bonita are? Well, they're what's called a game fish, so yeah, they're pretty big. I haven't eaten a carb since the 90s. if you could see my abs, you'd pass out. Want to touch them? I bet you do. LAter tonight, I am going to play hide the salami with a nubile young tramp who thinks she's going to be a supermodel. THAT'S what I call success.

You, on the other hand, will have a successful day if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant barking starfish without filling the toilet with rectal blood. If you can urinate completely without using a carjack to push on your prostate, you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and listening to big band music in the dining hall of Sunrise.

So, you know how I get down, and I know how you get down. Stay out of my way and off the road or i will put BenGay in your Depends and burn your mangina

>First up, the "elderly"
>are no more guilty of hogging the left lane than anyone else. Yes,
>I take my time and don't break the speed limit.

Then you belong in the far right lane. The speed limit? Golly! Would be scary if someone were to break that. The FAR RIGHT LANE. STAY THERE.

Again and again, I see an idiot doing 40 in a 65 on 95. I pull up and around saying to myself "Please don't be Asian, please don't be Asian . . . " and what do you know. An ancient Asian man with this expression on his face that he is RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING (like many OLD PEOPLE) is causing an intensely unsafe and annoying situation.

You're not right, oldies. You're WRONG. You should be in the right lane going the speed limit, only. No one cares you morons.

Klaus Weber Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll never forget when I was driving a Rover 75
> > doing 200 kph in Germany, and I still had VW
> > Sciroccos and Audis pushing me out of the way.
>
> I'll never forget cruising the autobahn in my VW
> Golf at 120 km/h and watching all the tourists
> drive into the local speed trap at 200. Kept
> taxes down, and in Germany, that's really big.



Speed traps? They don't have speed traps over there. When you see the no speed restrictions sign, you are free to go as fast as you want.

Blessed are the murderous.

Comme De Farrcons Wrote:
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> >First up, the "elderly"
> >are no more guilty of hogging the left lane than
> anyone else. Yes,
> >I take my time and don't break the speed limit.
>
> Then you belong in the far right lane. The speed
> limit? Golly! Would be scary if someone were to
> break that. The FAR RIGHT LANE. STAY THERE.
>
> Again and again, I see an idiot doing 40 in a 65
> on 95. I pull up and around saying to myself
> "Please don't be Asian, please don't be Asian . .
> . " and what do you know. An ancient Asian man
> with this expression on his face that he is RIGHT
> ABOUT EVERYTHING (like many OLD PEOPLE) is causing
> an intensely unsafe and annoying situation.
>
> You're not right, oldies. You're WRONG. You should
> be in the right lane going the speed limit, only.
> No one cares you morons.

My wife and kids do and that's all that matters. You don't. I'll decide where to drive. Fuck you.

eesh Wrote:
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> Speed traps? They don't have speed traps over
> there. When you see the no speed restrictions
> sign, you are free to go as fast as you want.

A. No, you aren't. Where there is no set limit, you may travel at speeds that are safe under the conditions. You can be ticketed for driving too fast even when there is no posted limit.

B. Only the rural, intercity stretches of the autobahn do not have a posted limit. Everywhere else does, and when it drops from no limit to a posted 120 km/h, police often do sit and wait for transgressors.

Look you demented antediluvian old fossils, I 'm giving the advice here, not taking it, so turn up your hearing aids, put on your 900x reading glasses and pay attention before I front snap kick you in your baggy pants that somehow still come up to your sagging man boobs.

Why should you listen to me? Because I am a success that's why. I made $500,000 dollars last year. I know, you say "It's not about the money" but to me, it's a little bit about the money, and that's how much money I made last year. i just got back from a fishing trip with Mark "the Cubes" Cuban. We were down in the gulf stream when the bonita were running. Do you know what bonita are? Well, they're what's called a game fish, so yeah, they're pretty big. I haven't eaten a carb since the 90s. if you could see my abs, you'd pass out. Want to touch them? I bet you do. LAter tonight, I am going to play hide the salami with a nubile young tramp who thinks she's going to be a supermodel. THAT'S what I call success.

You, on the other hand, will have a successful day if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant barking starfish without filling the toilet with rectal blood. If you can urinate completely without using a carjack to push on your prostate, you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and listening to big band music in the dining hall of Sunrise.

So, you know how I get down, and I know how you get down. Stay out of my way and off the road or i will put BenGay in your Depends and burn your mangina





I bet you think you're so creative. How much time did you waste writing that?

French Fried Fingers Wrote:
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> Look you demented antediluvian old fossils, I 'm
> giving the advice here, not taking it, so turn up
> your hearing aids, put on your 900x reading
> glasses and pay attention before I front snap kick
> you in your baggy pants that somehow still come up
> to your sagging man boobs.
>
> Why should you listen to me? Because I am a
> success that's why. I made $500,000 dollars last
> year. I know, you say "It's not about the money"
> but to me, it's a little bit about the money, and
> that's how much money I made last year. i just got
> back from a fishing trip with Mark "the Cubes"
> Cuban. We were down in the gulf stream when the
> bonita were running. Do you know what bonita are?
> Well, they're what's called a game fish, so yeah,
> they're pretty big. I haven't eaten a carb since
> the 90s. if you could see my abs, you'd pass out.
> Want to touch them? I bet you do. LAter tonight, I
> am going to play hide the salami with a nubile
> young tramp who thinks she's going to be a
> supermodel. THAT'S what I call success.
>
> You, on the other hand, will have a successful day
> if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant
> barking starfish without filling the toilet with
> rectal blood. If you can urinate completely
> without using a carjack to push on your prostate,
> you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your
> idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and
> listening to big band music in the dining hall of
> Sunrise.
>
> So, you know how I get down, and I know how you
> get down. Stay out of my way and off the road or i
> will put BenGay in your Depends and burn your
> mangina
>
>
>
>
>
> I bet you think you're so creative. How much time
> did you waste writing that?


less time than it takes to get to work when I am stuck behind some clueless octagenerian

When you have Beltway spurs that frequently get backed up, slowed down, or overrun by interstate truckers, some people act to get in the left lane early so they don't get blocked out by their fellow drivers who would rather not do the right thing..............

oldh8r Wrote:
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> Such language! I am shocked that you oldies dare
> to speak in such a manner. Look, I don't have much
> time to.argue with people whose opinions are
> clearly irrelevant. I mean how many ways can we
> show you that you don't matter anymore? Your
> advice to me is not needed, just take a nice glass
> of "shut the shell up" and do what I say before I
> crawl through the internet and kick you onto your
> saggy wrinkled bums. Your cantankerous attitudes
> explains why bolsters get bitchslapped so often in
> those homes .

HAHAHAHA!!!

Oldh8r Wrote:
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> Whippersnappers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > oldh8r Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Such language! I am shocked that you oldies
> > dare
> > > to speak in such a manner.
> >
> > Fuck off already, you worthless little twerp,
> or
> > one of us will buy your place and evict you.
> > Youth is a time for learning, not a time for
> > thinking that you know it all. You've
> obviously
> > fallen off the pace already.
>
>
> Look you demented antediluvian old fossils, I 'm
> giving the advice here, not taking it, so turn up
> your hearing aids, put on your 900x reading
> glasses and pay attention before I front snap kick
> you in your baggy pants that somehow still come up
> to your sagging man boobs.
>
> Why should you listen to me? Because I am a
> success that's why. I made $500,000 dollars last
> year. I know, you say "It's not about the money"
> but to me, it's a little bit about the money, and
> that's how much money I made last year. i just got
> back from a fishing trip with Mark "the Cubes"
> Cuban. We were down in the gulf stream when the
> bonita were running. Do you know what bonita are?
> Well, they're what's called a game fish, so yeah,
> they're pretty big. I haven't eaten a carb since
> the 90s. if you could see my abs, you'd pass out.
> Want to touch them? I bet you do. LAter tonight, I
> am going to play hide the salami with a nubile
> young tramp who thinks she's going to be a
> supermodel. THAT'S what I call success.
>
> You, on the other hand, will have a successful day
> if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant
> barking starfish without filling the toilet with
> rectal blood. If you can urinate completely
> without using a carjack to push on your prostate,
> you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your
> idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and
> listening to big band music in the dining hall of
> Sunrise.
>
> So, you know how I get down, and I know how you
> get down. Stay out of my way and off the road or i
> will put BenGay in your Depends and burn your
> mangina


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in fucking tears over here. This is gold.

Thank you Mr. Rizzo. I do try. I was kindly asking these boorish old skeletons to stay the fuck off the road while contributing members of society try to get to work, but they insisted on geeting uppity with me. What was I to do?

Can we blame this on the Asians and Mideastern Euro-trash? They are always in the left lane driving their $70,000 car and going 10 miles the posted speed limit. UGH!

Klaus Weber Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Speed traps? They don't have speed traps over
> > there. When you see the no speed restrictions
> > sign, you are free to go as fast as you want.
>
> A. No, you aren't. Where there is no set limit,
> you may travel at speeds that are safe under the
> conditions. You can be ticketed for driving too
> fast even when there is no posted limit.
>
> B. Only the rural, intercity stretches of the
> autobahn do not have a posted limit. Everywhere
> else does, and when it drops from no limit to a
> posted 120 km/h, police often do sit and wait for
> transgressors.

Yeah, you don't know what you are talking about.

Blessed are the murderous.

OldH8r Wrote:
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> Thank you Mr. Rizzo. I do try. I was kindly asking
> these boorish old skeletons to stay the fuck off
> the road while contributing members of society try
> to get to work, but they insisted on geeting
> uppity with me. What was I to do?

Contrary to what you think, you are not the first to have health and money and know how to have a good time. What you HAD was borrowed time. But being foolish, you CASHED that in. Now, just wait. You will either wake up tomorrow in a nursing home; disabled from an accident; living out the rest of your life with old people until you say you're sorry to the God who made your Mama and Daddy and you; or wake up dead in your own personal hell smothered by naked old people pressing up all over you and with no more chance for forgiveness and escape. Doomed for eternity. Yikes!

Poorsoul Wrote:
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> OldH8r Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thank you Mr. Rizzo. I do try. I was kindly
> asking
> > these boorish old skeletons to stay the fuck
> off
> > the road while contributing members of society
> try
> > to get to work, but they insisted on geeting
> > uppity with me. What was I to do?
>
> Contrary to what you think, you are not the first
> to have health and money and know how to have a
> good time. What you HAD was borrowed time. But
> being foolish, you CASHED that in. Now, just wait.
> You will either wake up tomorrow in a nursing
> home; disabled from an accident; living out the
> rest of your life with old people until you say
> you're sorry to the God who made your Mama and
> Daddy and you; or wake up dead in your own
> personal hell smothered by naked old people
> pressing up all over you and with no more chance
> for forgiveness and escape. Doomed for eternity.
> Yikes!


Hey, what time do they hand out the pills in your wing? You are seriously threatening me with eternal retribution for ribbing a bunch of old timers about being unable to drive? Let me warn YOU of something my geriatric friend, once Nurse Ratchett's pills wear off and you return to your senses, you may ponder that your dooming me for eternity constitutes blasphemy: it is not for you to say who your God can or cannot damn. looks like YOU will be going.
i don't really subscribe to any religious beliefs anyway, so your threat is laughable. Here's my advice to you: befriend the large Native American man who is in the home with you. One day he may toss a water fountain through a window and you can limp your scrawny old ass away. Of course, they will catch you sense old people are as useless at running as they are at everything else, but for a moment you will be free. I hope your escape isn't near a high school though, or myriad teenagers may pounce on you and steal your totes cap.

Mark Cuban is on the biggest douche bags on the planet and you're bragging about spending time with him?

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> Mark Cuban is on the biggest douche bags on the
> planet and you're bragging about spending time
> with him?

I guess an enterprising soul could ferret out who this pretentious asshole is. Shouldn't be too hard. Oh eesh...

Stupid oldies. This is not a virus link,just watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Sv6NGBtfk

I get the impression someone was left out of their grandparents and parents will.
Too irresponsible? Too many arrests? You brought it on yourself.

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> Yeah, you don't know what you are talking about.

Hahaha! How many times have you driven through the Frankfurter Kreuz? By the way, it's also illegal to run out of gas on the autobahn. You WILL be ticketed for that as well.

Oldh8r Wrote:
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> Whippersnappers Wrote:
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> > oldh8r Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Such language! I am shocked that you oldies
> > dare
> > > to speak in such a manner.
> >
> > Fuck off already, you worthless little twerp,
> or
> > one of us will buy your place and evict you.
> > Youth is a time for learning, not a time for
> > thinking that you know it all. You've
> obviously
> > fallen off the pace already.
>
>
> Look you demented antediluvian old fossils, I 'm
> giving the advice here, not taking it, so turn up
> your hearing aids, put on your 900x reading
> glasses and pay attention before I front snap kick
> you in your baggy pants that somehow still come up
> to your sagging man boobs.
>
> Why should you listen to me? Because I am a
> success that's why. I made $500,000 dollars last
> year. I know, you say "It's not about the money"
> but to me, it's a little bit about the money, and
> that's how much money I made last year. i just got
> back from a fishing trip with Mark "the Cubes"
> Cuban. We were down in the gulf stream when the
> bonita were running. Do you know what bonita are?
> Well, they're what's called a game fish, so yeah,
> they're pretty big. I haven't eaten a carb since
> the 90s. if you could see my abs, you'd pass out.
> Want to touch them? I bet you do. LAter tonight, I
> am going to play hide the salami with a nubile
> young tramp who thinks she's going to be a
> supermodel. THAT'S what I call success.
>
> You, on the other hand, will have a successful day
> if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant
> barking starfish without filling the toilet with
> rectal blood. If you can urinate completely
> without using a carjack to push on your prostate,
> you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your
> idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and
> listening to big band music in the dining hall of
> Sunrise.
>
> So, you know how I get down, and I know how you
> get down. Stay out of my way and off the road or i
> will put BenGay in your Depends and burn your
> mangina


I fish Bonita off the coast of Australia. To many wannabes and diminishing species in the gulf. Rotate a MD-500 for transportation when I commute around the region. Age and common sense has advantages. Enjoy the day.
A few videos on youTube of my whirlybird.

>Such language! I am shocked that you oldies dare to speak in such a manner

You young upstart.. Don't forget who INVENTED ROCK AND ROLL! And ALL the things YOU enjoy Today you young.. COPYCAT! ....LOL...!

Hey young'uns, quit playing around on the computer and get back to work. My $2000 Social Security check is due in a few days. I've been collecting it for 10 years now and my doctors say I'll probably collect it for at least another 10.

It's a shame that Social Security won't be around when you'll are geezin', but hey, that's the breaks.

You, on the other hand, will have a successful day
> if you can slide a turd out of your recalcitrant
> barking starfish without filling the toilet with
> rectal blood. If you can urinate completely
> without using a carjack to push on your prostate,
> you do the foxtrot with Mabel in delight. Your
> idea of a good night is putting on a zoot suit and
> listening to big band music in the dining hall of
> Sunrise

This fascination with excretory functions suggests that the OP is heavily involved in the world of "scat fetishes."