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I pooped at the office
Posted by: Secret S#%ter ()
Date: November 10, 2014 02:19PM

Heard the Wetback janitor walk into the bathroom and say "Dios Meo". It was an impressive scent combining both sour and sweet tones. I hope it lingers in his nose hairs as he sits down with his fat spic wife and their 5 brown babies to eat enchiladas this evening.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: nuclear nasal nightmare ()
Date: November 10, 2014 02:45PM

If you ate at a particular Fairfax dining establishment that helped you produce this bodacious brown beaner-blasting butt bomb, then this thread might be relevant. Don't forget to tell us what you ordered.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: Asshole Spotters Taint ()
Date: November 10, 2014 03:26PM

Did you wipe front to back or back to front?

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: Sweet ()
Date: November 10, 2014 03:38PM

You just got paid for taking a crap, righteous bro!

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: bwy ()
Date: November 10, 2014 04:10PM

Sweet Wrote:
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> You just got paid for taking a crap, righteous
> bro!

You have to clock out to take a crap? You need to find another job.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: Stones. ()
Date: November 10, 2014 11:21PM

I've never done it. I'm always amazed at those who do. I mean, I'm like clockwork...go before I shower in the morning. I've never come close to an emergency and don't see any situation in which I would. It's pretty gross and I recognize the shoes of people who do. You might want to see a doctor if you are that irregular. I can't see how pooping at the office will ever help your career...so maybe try to eat dinner at the same time every night in order to get a better schedule.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: take shit...make money ()
Date: November 11, 2014 12:18AM

I prefer shitting at the office. I dont get paid shitting at home.
You got to find an empty or somewhat vacant floor in your building to disappear for a while and dump in peace.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 11, 2014 12:38PM

I agree, fuck up the toilet of your employer, not your own.

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Re: I pooped at the office
Posted by: Secret S#%ter ()
Date: November 11, 2014 01:07PM

I have another secret....today I pooped at your office, and it was an upper decker! Enjoy:)

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