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Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: not clothing optional ()
Date: November 07, 2014 08:27AM

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A Vienna police officer was on patrol near Westwood Country Club, 800 Maple Ave., E., on Oct. 29 at 4:38 p.m. when he observed a white man jog past him wearing no pants.

The officer drove alongside the jogger and attempted to gain his attention, but the jogger fled through a path next to the country club’s driving range, police said.

Other police units responded to the area, but were unsuccessful in locating the suspect, police said.
http://www.insidenova.com/news/crime_police/fairfax/pants-free-jogger-eludes-vienna-police/article_40f07e98-6413-11e4-b171-27fdb1242d00.html

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: cute cute ()
Date: November 07, 2014 08:49AM

Aah the Vienna Police blotter. Always a good read.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: i'm free. are you free? ()
Date: November 07, 2014 08:55AM

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'Cause I'm free to do what I want
To be what I want any old time
And I'm free to be who I choose
To get my booze any old time

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Abundance of assholes... ()
Date: November 07, 2014 10:16AM

If you want to enjoy and rely on the benefits of living in a society, you must agree to abide by its rules. You are most definitely NOT free to do what you want any old time. If you disagree, we will put you in very tiny jail cell and leave you there for a very long time.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: November 07, 2014 10:18AM

Never pay attention to people who quote the Soup Dragons.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Topless ()
Date: November 07, 2014 10:40AM

Likely the runner was simply celebrating No Pants Jogging day.

Today, I'm declaring it to be Shirtless Running day for all! Only fit men and women can participate. I'll supervise.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: 123 motorist ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:01PM

Why are Vienna Police chasing after joggers when kids are speeding on Maple Avenue?
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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Goober Detector ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:04PM

You goobers are so predictable.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:07PM

We live near Westwood CC and I sure hope my son isn't up to his old antics.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Stay Classy Vienna ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:12PM

Sounds like the cop got a glimpse of the runner's Vienna sausage.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: 3Heke ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:30PM

Gives new meaning to "Hey, look. It's the Vienna Asshole."

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Free Runner ()
Date: November 07, 2014 12:47PM

I go running all time without pants. It's good to let your ball sack hang free and get some free air.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Qwestor ()
Date: November 07, 2014 01:00PM

What a dick!

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: analist ()
Date: November 07, 2014 01:17PM

Must have been freezing..maybe he did it as a dare?

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 07, 2014 01:40PM

Topless Wrote:
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> Likely the runner was simply celebrating No Pants
> Jogging day.
>
> Today, I'm declaring it to be Shirtless Running
> day for all! Only fit men and women can
> participate. I'll supervise.



LOL

One thing that needs to be banned is women running without sports bras. I see these women running that have grandma titties and they are just sloshing all around the place, practically smacking the runner in the face.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: johncommode ()
Date: November 09, 2014 09:50PM


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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: pants free any old time ()
Date: November 09, 2014 09:55PM

He watched one too many Blink182 videos.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: buscuit ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:04PM

Maybe he did it as a dare--was he carrying a box of donuts? Was there a crime going on at the same time in another part of town, may be he was "running interference" for that! If someone carries a bone, he'll have a trail of dogs right behind--ibid for donuts---

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Rftg ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:07PM

And there is something wrong with this? Why were the police bothering this guy?

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Free Balling ()
Date: November 09, 2014 11:39PM

You burn more calories running with your pants off.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Gerry's hairy ballsack ()
Date: November 10, 2014 01:33AM

Probably Gerry, that's how he picks up guys.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Its Safe Enough ()
Date: November 10, 2014 01:29PM

Most cops are out of shape, if not downright obese. It's safe to say that almost anyone can outrun the average cop.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: unanimous user ()
Date: November 10, 2014 02:44PM

Its Safe Enough Wrote:
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> Most cops are out of shape, if not downright
> obese. It's safe to say that almost anyone can
> outrun the average cop.

It is good to see Vienna's finest guarding the Vienna Inn.
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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: richard ()
Date: November 12, 2014 12:53PM

guy sounds like a real swinging dick.

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Re: Pants-free jogger eludes Vienna police
Posted by: Donald Duck ()
Date: November 12, 2014 03:14PM

What's the big deal?
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