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As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: I discuss everything ()
Date: October 30, 2014 01:28PM

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How do they do it?

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: circumstances vary ()
Date: October 30, 2014 01:29PM

Depends.

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: Former child ()
Date: October 30, 2014 01:35PM

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As a child I would hate long distance
car trips for the very same reason addressed in the topic of this thread.

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: the mailman8 ()
Date: October 30, 2014 02:06PM

Porta potty

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: YUcnM ()
Date: October 30, 2014 02:32PM

Im over 50 and I shit once a day, every day, usually between 7 and 7:30 am.

It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of water.

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: Full of shit ()
Date: October 30, 2014 02:46PM

YUcnM Wrote:
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> Im over 50 and I shit once a day, every day,
> usually between 7 and 7:30 am.
>
> It helps to eat a healthy diet and drink lots of
> water.

That will change in a few years. Trust me.

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: Poomp, There It Is ()
Date: October 30, 2014 02:59PM

I shit at least twice a day. Once in the early morning, then a follow-up gig between 2-4 hours later. If I eat anything remotely gassy (beans, broccoli, whole wheat), then I usually have (take?) another around 4pm or so. I never produce "logs", but my consistency is pretty much like Hard Times chili (Cinncinati style).

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: October 30, 2014 03:29PM

It depends

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: Otis the Drunk ()
Date: October 30, 2014 03:41PM

Poomp, There It Is Wrote:
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> I shit at least twice a day. Once in the early
> morning, then a follow-up gig between 2-4 hours
> later. If I eat anything remotely gassy (beans,
> broccoli, whole wheat), then I usually have
> (take?) another around 4pm or so. I never produce
> "logs", but my consistency is pretty much like
> Hard Times chili (Cinncinati style).

Damn youre full of watery shit!

I always have nice solid logs. Almost no wiping needed.

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Because I can and there's nothing you can do about it

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Re: As one enters their late 40s/early 50s the number of times in a day one takes a shit increases so how do all of these people who have very long commutes manage to shit multiple times in a single day while stuck in traffic for hours?
Posted by: G. Connolly ()
Date: October 30, 2014 03:53PM

I just let nature run its course. Kinda like the warm, mushy feeling in my seat. When I get to my office, I just wave my pinkie ring at an aide, who cleans it all up.

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