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Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Al Gores son ()
Date: October 30, 2014 11:34AM

And a proud canal pal to boot!

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Conservative Voices! ()
Date: October 30, 2014 12:14PM

Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw that iPhone away now!

Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.

Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality worshiper?

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Back-N-Tyme ()
Date: October 30, 2014 01:51PM

who fucking cares?

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Liberal Logic X ()
Date: October 30, 2014 02:52PM

This is big news... in 1995! Nowadays, who cares?

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Admiral Howdy ()
Date: October 30, 2014 03:39PM

It's obvious that Tim came out in the hopes of being invited to the White House to receive a Medal of Freedom (and maybe a quickie) from Obummer.

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Reasonable ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:25AM

Conservative Voices! Wrote:
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> Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw
> that iPhone away now!
>
> Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.
>
> Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're
> going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality
> worshiper?

Conservatives are a little more reasonable than that...only gay people protest

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: 9cwcH ()
Date: October 31, 2014 02:27PM

It all makes sense now. Now wonder so many faggots wait in line for the lastest Apple crap when it comes out.

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Jim McNutbuster ()
Date: October 31, 2014 03:11PM

Just because libs live in a fantasy world where general faggotry is an accepted norm, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Conservative Voices Blows ()
Date: October 31, 2014 03:52PM

Hey Conservative Voices, I bet you can suck a bowling ball throw a straw with your tremendous powers of fellatio. Are you bending over for a gang bang now?

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Liberals Like to Get Butt Fucked ()
Date: October 31, 2014 03:54PM

Conservative Voices! Wrote:
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> Conservatives start protesting Apple and throw
> that iPhone away now!
>
> Then go get yourself a Chik-Fil-A sandwich.
>
> Oh wait... your iPhone is to convenient so you're
> going to keep a product made by a Satan bestiality
> worshiper?

Liberals use their I phones to hook up to get some butt fucking. You can probably suck a bowling ball through a straw...

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Biohazard ()
Date: October 31, 2014 04:01PM

Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone 6 will not fit in their ass

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Tell us ()
Date: October 31, 2014 04:07PM

Biohazard Wrote:
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> Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone 6
> will not fit in their ass


How did you manage to do it?

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Day late and a dollar short ()
Date: October 31, 2014 04:11PM

Reasonable Wrote:
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> Conservatives are a little more reasonable than
> that...only gay people protest

Somebody should have told Glenn Beck that before he made himself into such an asshole with that jerkwad "Restoring Honor" rally. What a farce!

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: buttbuddies.com ()
Date: October 31, 2014 04:52PM

Liberals Like to Get Butt Fucked Wrote:
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>
> Liberals use their I phones to hook up to get some
> butt fucking. You can probably suck a bowling
> ball through a straw...


There's an app for that!

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Re: Breaking News! Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as a Peter puffer
Posted by: Biohazard ()
Date: October 31, 2014 04:57PM

Tell us Wrote:
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> Biohazard Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Most the liberals are mad because the new iPhone
> 6
> > will not fit in their ass
>
>
> How did you manage to do it?

Your mom bent right on over, but I saw she already had an ipad up there as well so it was an easy fit.

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