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Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Concerned Guy ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:26PM

Ok, long story short. My sister doesn't have many close girlfriends and doesn't favor any of her bridesmaids over the other, so she asked me to be her maid of honor. Her fiancé already has a best man and his groomsmen are already in place, so no spot for me there.

If I accept, what will people think? Should I just be an usher and read a poem or something and decline the offer?

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Gay for a Day ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:26PM

Yes, but you'll need to lop off your penis first.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: word of advice ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:27PM

If the dress looks good on you, go for it!

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Bro Police ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:29PM

Send us your GPS coordinates and stay where you are. We're coming to take back your Man Card.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Bottom Line ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:34PM

Only if you wear a dress and get fucked in the ass by the best man following the ceremony.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Serious answer ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:39PM

It's totally fine. My ex wife had her best friend, who happened to be a guy, as her maid of honor or whatever. Didn't seem weird to us and never heard any comments about it. And before the trolls pounce on it for being my ex wife, we are still friends. Just developed different priorities in life.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Even Better Answer ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:43PM

Serious answer Wrote:
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> Just developed different priorities in life.

Like she was tired of your shit and wanted a real man?

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: about your sister ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:45PM

Serious answer:

The "maid of honor" and "best man" are basically just official witnesses. I don't see any reason why you can't be her honorary witness. Weddings can be any way the people getting married want them to be. Who cares what people think. Only the ones who can't think will say lame things. The ones who know you and your family will think it's great. I say that if your sister wants this, go for it!

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: bWhFT ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:47PM

Serious answer as well - pull your hog out in front of everyone and whip it around so that people don't think you got a sex change operation.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Serious Question ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:48PM

OP, who's going to do your makeup for the big day?
Attachments:
Tranny.jpg

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Kindagay ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:58PM

Kinda gay dude..

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:18PM

OP you are fag.

Nip

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: another serious answer ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:19PM

There are a few well established facts about women in general and weddings in particular. Everyone knows that just about any guys best chance to get laid is at weddings and that if a women who suspect a guy of being gay are inclined to try to turn them.

Go as the maid of honor, gay it up a little but don't over do it and forget about what the career wankers of FFXU say. Your welcome.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: *facepalm* ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:52PM

Even Better Answer Wrote:
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> Serious answer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just developed different priorities in life.
>
> Like she was tired of your shit and wanted a real
> man?


If you must know, I didn't want kids and she changed her mind 5 years in and decided that she did. Now she is happily remarried with 2 and I've got a vasectomy and a tight 24 year old GF. Everything is aces.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: irony alert ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:52PM

*facepalm* Wrote:
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> Even Better Answer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Serious answer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just developed different priorities in life.
> >
> > Like she was tired of your shit and wanted a
> real
> > man?
>
>
> If you must know, I didn't want kids and she
> changed her mind 5 years in and decided that she
> did. Now she is happily remarried with 2 and I've
> got a vasectomy and a tight 24 year old GF.
> Everything is aces.

Ok, maybe the poster was wrong about the "tired of your shit" part.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: NippleChuck ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:55PM

another serious answer Wrote:
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> There are a few well established facts about women
> in general and weddings in particular. Everyone
> knows that just about any guys best chance to get
> laid is at weddings and that if a women who
> suspect a guy of being gay are inclined to try to
> turn them.
>
> Go as the maid of honor, gay it up a little but
> don't over do it and forget about what the career
> wankers of FFXU say. Your welcome.


This guy has a point.
Nip

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Next.... ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:10PM

NippleChuck Wrote:
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> another serious answer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There are a few well established facts about
> women
> > in general and weddings in particular.
> Everyone
> > knows that just about any guys best chance to
> get
> > laid is at weddings and that if a women who
> > suspect a guy of being gay are inclined to try
> to
> > turn them.
> >
> > Go as the maid of honor, gay it up a little but
> > don't over do it and forget about what the
> career
> > wankers of FFXU say. Your welcome.
>
>
> This guy has a point.
> Nip


If you think about it he will have a line of women waiting their turn with that great, sensitive guy

Go for it!

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:37PM

No

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: who'd she end up with? ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:37PM

*facepalm* Wrote:
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> Even Better Answer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Serious answer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just developed different priorities in life.
> >
> > Like she was tired of your shit and wanted a
> real
> > man?
>
>
> If you must know, I didn't want kids and she
> changed her mind 5 years in and decided that she
> did. Now she is happily remarried with 2 and I've
> got a vasectomy and a tight 24 year old GF.
> Everything is aces.

So, did she marry her maid of honor?

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: K ()
Date: October 29, 2014 08:30PM

^^^^^I had the same question.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: OP still undecided ()
Date: October 29, 2014 08:54PM

I've decided to read an original poem at the official ceremony.

My first draft:

Sometimes I rhyme slow
Sometimes I rhyme quick
Here's an ice cream cone
Honey, take a lick.

Just kidding. I'm thinking of going the Carson Pressly route and will make sure everyone is looking fabulous. This is, of course, after 20 mg of Valium and 5 shots of Patron beforehand.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Lon's lover ()
Date: October 31, 2014 07:04AM

Yes, definitely ghey all the whey.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Rev, Mercury ()
Date: November 01, 2014 09:58AM

I bet arguing who was going to suck cock first was the main Priority.

Nice that you found a dumb skank 24 year old to share the pole with, stay thirsty ya jerky basterd!.

Op sure it will be fine.

Just shashay in your best lame!

You fucking FAG! lmao!



Serious answer Wrote:
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> It's totally fine. My ex wife had her best friend,
> who happened to be a guy, as her maid of honor or
> whatever. Didn't seem weird to us and never heard
> any comments about it. And before the trolls
> pounce on it for being my ex wife, we are still
> friends. Just developed different priorities in
> life.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: stupid stuff ()
Date: November 02, 2014 02:44AM

Serious answer Wrote:
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> My ex wife had her best friend,
> who happened to be a guy, as her maid of honor or
> whatever. Didn't seem weird to us and never heard
> any comments about it.


Sorry, but it IS weird. Just call the guy a witness and skip the "maid of honor" thing. It's stupid to call a man a "maid of honor". Just stupid.

You didn't hear any comments, but people were whispering... WTF, how freakin' retarded.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Cr32 ()
Date: November 04, 2014 03:19AM

This has to be a joke post. No normal man would walk down a church isle or any isle as a Maid of Honor. Not even a gay guy.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Hell No! ()
Date: November 04, 2014 09:14AM

Fuck no! If you're man you belong on the grooms side unless you're a tranny.

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Re: Is it ok to be a maid of honor when I'm a guy?
Posted by: Nostradamus ()
Date: November 04, 2014 03:53PM

Do it, man. Who the fuck cares what people THINK?! Most people can't think these days, fuck em!

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