I can't find the plan?

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/hd/comdis/

Wrap yourself and car now!
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The plan is to DIE.

There isn't one. All hospitals are designated as capable of receiving patients. The hope is to deal with emergency vehicles after the fact. Quarantine is voluntary. And we have a population of west africans in the thousands.

Guess what: you are the experiment.

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Assfucks were outraged when an H1N1 emergency was declared in 2009. Now they're outraged that an ebola emergency hasn't been declared in 2014. You get the feeling that some dumbfucks are just going to be outraged no matter what happens and no matter what is done about it, Many of us call these people "stupid goober dumbshits". With good reason.

I don't know about a mass ebola outbreak, but there has been a complete and massive outbreak of the word "goober" on FFXU. Whatever "goobers" are, they have apparently overtaken Fairfax and there needs to be a "plan" to rid the county of this horrible scourge.

No need for one. This is called "science". One day, if you study VERY hard, you might understand it. But I'm not counting on it.

Related: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/study-fear-ebola-highest-among-people-pay-attention-math-science-classes



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Heh, plan... You sound like one of our many project managers.

The plan is for Fairfax ER to be even more fucked up than it is. Ever been there and got out in less than five hours?

Ha Goober that is funny Wrote:
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> The plan is for Fairfax ER to be even more fucked
> up than it is. Ever been there and got out in less
> than five hours?

Nice. I would even know what to do If I though I had Ebola. Just go and sit in the waiting room and infect others?

"goobermania" Wrote:
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> I don't know about a mass ebola outbreak, but
> there has been a complete and massive outbreak of
> the word "goober" on FFXU. Whatever "goobers"
> are, they have apparently overtaken Fairfax and
> there needs to be a "plan" to rid the county of
> this horrible scourge.

Well said. The long and short of it is that we confront a severe longage of goobers in Fairfax County. We must come up with some sort of plan to reduce the burgeoning numbers of these sad-sack, unaware, ignorami insofar as that may be possible. Bow-hunting seems to be working well with the deer.

Ha Goober that is funny Wrote:
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> The plan is for Fairfax ER to be even more fucked
> up than it is. Ever been there and got out in less
> than five hours?

Yes. Whenever there was something actually wrong.

Fer Fucks Sake, stop using the fucking word 'goober' over and over and over in different fucking threads. Instead, consider killing yourself. Please! Consider the greater good.

No Goobers Wrote:
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> Fer Fucks Sake, stop using the fucking word
> 'goober' over and over and over in different
> fucking threads. Instead, consider killing
> yourself. Please! Consider the greater good.


Why, it perfectly sums up the idiot teatard trolls on this forum, most of whom live in prince william and north of Richmond and not fairfax. I agree with him, in fact I am giving up the terms redneck, douche, contard, teatard, and (R)etard and going to call you fuckwads goobers from now on.

Goober says what?

The real questions is why Bush didn't have enough flu vaccinations during his administration. I can still remember the news casts of all the old farts waiting in line crying.

Thats what it would be. Gruesome raids on supermarkets as Democrat Goobers try to hoard all the food, to get enough food to hole up, fistfights, punches in the face and shootings as others take what the unarmed Dems had just bought. Duct tape to seal doors and windows sold on the streets by gauze covered, school shop safety goggled scalpers at 100 dollars the roll..Then..The twilight zone begins as everyone holes up. Thieves and thugs roam the streets at will, looting car stero stores, ABC stores, Cops afraid to come to work, all have called in sick and are safe in PW and Stafford where they live. Vandles spray paint and tag Mc Donalds other Fast food stores after they break in to steal all the frozen burger meat and chicken,

All the The Democrat "leaders" Jim, Jerry, Mark Warner others, will have headed for the hills , to the newest super secure Fed facility with the help of blue lights and sirens, the cops shooting anyone who dares to get in the way. The Feds will have to obtain a emergency Purchase Order to buy enough Scotch for Jim to hold him thru.

Meanwhile back in Fairfax Ed Gillespie and all the other members of the G.O.P will be tending the sick at area hospitols with the brave doctors and nurses .

...of this even more deadly brain disease..it turns Virgiians into losers
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Looks like someone learned a new word -- "goober". Wow!! You have definitely expanded your vocabulary and you are applying it to all things relevant or not.

I agree with the above, you should kill yourself. Take one for the Team Leftie and a 1000 PajamaBoyz everywhere will breath a sigh of relief.

Goobers are chocolate covered peanuts.