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RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: KEEP HONKING AT ME BITCH ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:01PM

FYI motherfuckers... you honk at me for not going the milli second the light turns green, I purposefully go waaaayyyyy extra slow mo. Retard.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: ..... ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:06PM

Cunt

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: ................ ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:09PM

B==============D~~~~~~~~~

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: 3WXTt ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:10PM

When the light turns green, put down your fucking sippy cup and put your foot down.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Prozactly ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:25PM

3WXTt Wrote:
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> When the light turns green, put down your fucking
> sippy cup and put your foot down.

This. What OP needs to realize is that there are people on the road besides him. The world doesn't go at your own personal pace. You want to drive slow? That's fine, but don't do it at the expense of the five people behind you who have somewhere to be.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Commuter ()
Date: October 23, 2014 08:51PM

OP also fails to realize is that sometimes that text or email that I'm reading while the light is red is really important and I have to finish reading it. Just go around.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Officer Joe Bolton ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:01PM

Prozactly Wrote:
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> This. What OP needs to realize is that there are
> people on the road besides him. The world doesn't
> go at your own personal pace.

Keep repeating this until it sinks into your tiny little head. The world does not revolve around you either. Learn to fit in, fer chrissakes.

> You want to drive slow? That's fine, but don't do
> it at the expense of the five people behind you who
> have somewhere to be.

Crap planning on YOUR part, dumbo. You should have left earlier.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: yes it does ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:10PM

The world doesnt go at his speed?? Lol. Apparently if you are tardy enough to be behind him it does.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: PYJ3M ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:19PM

I agree with the OP - fuck-nuts will honk right when the light turns.

It is their passive=aggressive way to make up for being real life cowards.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Huh??? ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:22PM

If this happens in the turn lane...I wait until it's yellow and make them miss the turn.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: cutter ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:27PM

When I'm in the right lane, I enjoy it when assholes tailgate me. When they swerve at the last second to get around my left side, I hog the line and, when they make their move, I just push them to the shoulder. Problem solved.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Jesus... ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:29PM

Huh??? Wrote:
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> If this happens in the turn lane...I wait until
> it's yellow and make them miss the turn.

You will burn in Hell. Did you think we weren't watching?

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Jesus... ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:31PM

cutter Wrote:
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> When I'm in the right lane, I enjoy it when
> assholes tailgate me. When they swerve at the
> last second to get around my left side, I hog the
> line and, when they make their move, I just push
> them to the shoulder. Problem solved.

You will burn in Hell. Starting tomorrow. Be prepared.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Charlie Bronson ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:33PM

That's horseshit. Stay off my ass unless you are planning to buy me dinner first, fagit.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Prozactly ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:49PM

Officer Joe Bolton Wrote:
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> Keep repeating this until it sinks into your tiny
> little head. The world does not revolve around
> you either. Learn to fit in, fer chrissakes.

Absolutely right, it doesn't. Our society is majority rule. And if the flow of traffic (i.e. everyone else) is going faster than you want to go, then you need to GTFO of the way.

I think you're a little confused on who's really the one being a selfish prick here.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: 1995hoo ()
Date: October 24, 2014 09:40AM

The way I view it is, if the light goes green and you aren't moving after about two or three seconds, I will normally BEEP the horn (not honk loudly) under the assumption your attention wandered. Same thing applies if there are several cars ahead and they all move and you don't.

But if you do it again at the next light, I will give a louder honk because it's clear you simply aren't paying attention to your driving.

If you stop at a green light, I will lay on the horn big-time unless there's an emergency vehicle coming or there's a school bus with flashing red lights.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Bonk the honker ()
Date: October 24, 2014 10:37AM

When I get honked at for not going when the light turns green I will just sit there and let the douche bag honker stew for a bit. After that I will go but always 5 to 10 MPH slower than the speed limit. Sometimes a confrontation arises at the next light in which I calmly display my sawed-off louisville slugger while giving a deranged smile. Most drive past looking straight ahead. Some get feisty, only to lose one of their windows with one mighty swing.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Cranky Old Man ()
Date: October 24, 2014 11:18AM

cutter Wrote:
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> When I'm in the right lane, I enjoy it when
> assholes tailgate me. When they swerve at the
> last second to get around my left side, I hog the
> line and, when they make their move, I just push
> them to the shoulder. Problem solved.

You will end up in the ER one day pulling that shit. Do it to the wrong person having a bad day and you may end up in the morgue.

The newest fad I see is the red light texter. I sat behind one the other day just to see how long she would sit there furiously texting before she realized the light had turned green. Well she sat there until the light turned red again. I blew my horn at her and almost made her run the light she was so startled. Win!

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: detade ()
Date: October 24, 2014 11:30AM

That is great advice. Maybe you need to relax and wake your ass up earlier and not be so stressed out you cannpt wait 1 second.

Prozactly Wrote:
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> 3WXTt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When the light turns green, put down your
> fucking
> > sippy cup and put your foot down.
>
> This. What OP needs to realize is that there are
> people on the road besides him. The world doesn't
> go at your own personal pace. You want to drive
> slow? That's fine, but don't do it at the expense
> of the five people behind you who have somewhere
> to be.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: 1995hoo ()
Date: October 24, 2014 11:51AM

Cranky Old Man Wrote:
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> ....
>
> The newest fad I see is the red light texter. I
> sat behind one the other day just to see how long
> she would sit there furiously texting before she
> realized the light had turned green. Well she sat
> there until the light turned red again. I blew my
> horn at her and almost made her run the light she
> was so startled. Win!

I've noticed those people almost invariably start moving when the traffic next to them in the turn lane starts moving, even if their lane still has a red light. I'm surprised there aren't more rear-endings as a result of that sort of thing. (It's one reason why many handsfree laws prohibit use of a handheld phone even while you're stopped at a red light.)

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Double Mo 7 ()
Date: October 24, 2014 01:25PM

You must be the stupid bitch yesterday in the Mercedes that sat in the right turn lane and refused to turn right even though there was no cross traffic around until the light turned green. Yeah, that was me honking. You have no business on the road!

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: lpqa ()
Date: October 24, 2014 02:27PM

PYJ3M Wrote:
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> I agree with the OP - fuck-nuts will honk right
> when the light turns.
>
> It is their passive=aggressive way to make up for
> being real life cowards.

Real life cowards come on FFU and talk tough.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: zombie raiser ()
Date: October 26, 2014 08:50PM

Keep honking. Ill turn my hazard lights on and shift into park. If you're extra special, i might even raise the hood, or get out and shrug my shoulders while pretending to be talking on the phone - mostly so i can see how pissed off you are. I dont mind waiting a little longer for the car to "star working again" if it will help get under your thin skin a bit more. Lol. Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: the voice of reason ()
Date: October 26, 2014 10:01PM

Fairfax people.

Cmon. One millisecond is too short before honking. 3-4 seconds is the shortest period of time that should go by between the green light and the first honk. Don't be a impatient shithole.

On the flip side - people who are turning right onto braddock from burke lake road and just sit there without knowing that there is a whole free lane for them to turn into, should be dragged out of their car and quartered by horse on the spot.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: SickofBadDrivers ()
Date: October 26, 2014 10:13PM

I agree with that - those people drive me crazy, same problem turning right unto Rt 7 from Old Gallows. But VDOT could help things out by painting lines or putting up those flex-plastic poles to make it clearr that there is a free lane to turn in - unless your familiar with the intersection, often they are so poorly marked that is not clear to drivers that they have the turn lane.

the voice of reason Wrote:
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> Fairfax people.
>
> Cmon. One millisecond is too short before
> honking. 3-4 seconds is the shortest period of
> time that should go by between the green light and
> the first honk. Don't be a impatient shithole.
>
> On the flip side - people who are turning right
> onto braddock from burke lake road and just sit
> there without knowing that there is a whole free
> lane for them to turn into, should be dragged out
> of their car and quartered by horse on the spot.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: the voice of reason ()
Date: October 26, 2014 10:36PM

SickofBadDrivers Wrote:
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> .....But VDOT could help things out by
> painting lines or putting up those flex-plastic
> poles to make it clearr that there is a free lane
> to turn in......


Good point. That would help a lot. I might have been too harsh with the quartering, but it can be annoying. especially during rush hour!

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: wow123 ()
Date: October 26, 2014 11:05PM

SickofBadDrivers Wrote:
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> I agree with that - those people drive me crazy,
> same problem turning right unto Rt 7 from Old
> Gallows. But VDOT could help things out by
> painting lines or putting up those flex-plastic
> poles to make it clearr that there is a free lane
> to turn in - unless your familiar with the
> intersection, often they are so poorly marked that
> is not clear to drivers that they have the turn
> lane.
>
> the voice of reason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax people.
> >
> > Cmon. One millisecond is too short before
> > honking. 3-4 seconds is the shortest period of
> > time that should go by between the green light
> and
> > the first honk. Don't be a impatient shithole.
> >
> > On the flip side - people who are turning right
> > onto braddock from burke lake road and just sit
> > there without knowing that there is a whole
> free
> > lane for them to turn into, should be dragged
> out
> > of their car and quartered by horse on the spot.


Pure genius, too bad logic doesn't work in the real world.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: minor infraction ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:22AM

Not nearly as bad as the jackasses that lope along at -10mph speed limit approaching a light weaving so you cannot pass them and slooooowly approaching the green. Every time guaranteed to go just slow enough for the light to change so they run the yellow and no one behind gets through the light. I dont even have to see the light turn green to calculate this anymore. All I need is to see the moron in the car in front of me and I know 2 things. 1. they will run the yellow/red. 2. No one behind them will get through.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: If Only ()
Date: October 28, 2014 08:20AM

If only the honking cunts could always be the first in line instead of the "let me look up from my phone and check the light, pricks". This area is loaded with inattentive mother fuckers.

Still, if you honk before my brain makes my foot move from brake to gas, you're a fucking cunt.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONKY
Posted by: Leon James ()
Date: October 28, 2014 10:11AM

Damn you people with the slow reflexes.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: F150 Driver ()
Date: October 28, 2014 03:36PM

If Only Wrote:
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> If only the honking cunts could always be the
> first in line instead of the "let me look up from
> my phone and check the light, pricks". This area
> is loaded with inattentive mother fuckers.
>
> Still, if you honk before my brain makes my foot
> move from brake to gas, you're a fucking cunt.

These are the worst by far. Slow as fuck then suddenly in a hurry as the light changes to yellow. You really can almost anticipate it every time.

At red lights I'll wait 3-4 seconds on green then give the horn a courtesy tap. Most of the time I get a thank you/sorry wave.....

In general, if there is more than a 2-3 car gap, at any time, to the vehicle in front of you, you are a horrible driver. Period.

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Re: RED LIGHT HONK
Posted by: Alexander Smith ()
Date: October 28, 2014 04:25PM

F150 Driver Wrote:
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> If Only Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If only the honking cunts could always be the
> > first in line instead of the "let me look up
> from
> > my phone and check the light, pricks". This
> area
> > is loaded with inattentive mother fuckers.
> >
> > Still, if you honk before my brain makes my
> foot
> > move from brake to gas, you're a fucking cunt.
>
> These are the worst by far. Slow as fuck then
> suddenly in a hurry as the light changes to
> yellow. You really can almost anticipate it every
> time.
>
> At red lights I'll wait 3-4 seconds on green then
> give the horn a courtesy tap. Most of the time I
> get a thank you/sorry wave.....
>
> In general, if there is more than a 2-3 car gap,
> at any time, to the vehicle in front of you, you
> are a horrible driver. Period.


Agreed. Anyone with that much space is clearly not paying full attention to the road and their surroundings.


But to the people who don't move the second the light turns green, fuck you. How could you be so inconsiderate to hold up the entire line of cars behind you so you could read a text.


I got out of my car and went up to the assholes window before when they pulled that shit not once, but TWICE at two different lights. Those people need to watch out for other like me; you could end up hurt.


Pay attention to the road and fucking drive. Do not touch your cell phone in the car.

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