For me, drug fair, 1980s, sold some wine and beer to a friend, who uh, had a, uh coupon, yeah thats it, they had a coupon for the discount...Yup, just another stupid kid thinking he's got the angle... Sneaky ass store manager spied from a few aisles back... Got me! At least I got to pound some vino and party with some folks I knew that night! Fifteen used to be fun, I feel for kids today 'round here! OK, who's next?

Mine was a crappy job as the first moderator for ffxu. I was supposed to censor all bad language and block bullies. But instead I hit the bong too often and let it get out of control.

I used to be a county supervisor. :(

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I was Obama's official asshole licker, but Gerry Connolly stole my job!

Good thing it was limited to the FIRST job. Most of the assholes around here are basic unemployables who've been fired from every job they've ever had. Bunch of worthless braindead losers.

For non-losers obviously, the concept of firing works quite the other way around. Sometimes we have to let people go due to their having somehow got on the payroll while being worthless braindead losers. Can't let that sort of thing go on for very long.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> first job I was fired from was at a gay massage parlor. They said I dragged my teeth. Fucking liars. I have no teeth.

Live and learn... Wrote:
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> For me, drug fair, 1980s, sold some wine and beer
> to a friend, who uh, had a, uh coupon, yeah thats
> it, they had a coupon for the discount...Yup, just
> another stupid kid thinking he's got the angle...
> Sneaky ass store manager spied from a few aisles
> back... Got me! At least I got to pound some vino
> and party with some folks I knew that night!
> Fifteen used to be fun, I feel for kids today
> 'round here! OK, who's next?


Fast food. And not demanding $15 / hour.

I used to be a VJ.

Giant was my first job, but I have never been fired from a job.

asshole plugger Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> > first job I was fired from was at a gay massage
> parlor. They said I dragged my teeth. Fucking
> liars. I have no teeth.

lol! Had your wimpy little ass kicked around some more, huh?
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giant food parcel pickup Wrote:
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> Giant was my first job, but I have never been
> fired from a job.

That puts you into elite company around here. Most people do their best at whatever job they're working. But these idiots don't have a "best" that they can do. All they can do is just fuck stuff up.

I got fired bcuz them crackers wanted me to show up to work EVERY day they scheduled me... like im ight with 3 days a week... but dem crackas got mad at me when i was just missing 1 or 2 days a week

Movie theater at Springfield mall. I was supposed to work the popcorn room the same day the Powell-Peralta Bones Brigade skateboard tour had a demo setup in the mall parking lot. I asked a friend/coworker to handle the popcorn, she said yes, so I went to the skateboard demo. About an hour later she showed up at the demo.

I heard a rumor that they were the Powell-Peralta guys were going to cedar crest (country club in Centerville, had great 1/2 pipe in the late 80s) so we piled into a car and went to watch them. It was really fun.

The next day I got fired for not popping pop corn. I did not care, it was close to the end of summer and I was starting college in the fall anyway.

I've never had a real job.

I worked at the hechingers in springfield on backlick rd. in 83. I think its a spanish type market now. Made minimum wage of about 3.80 an hour. Got fired for going to a concert instead of working on weekends. Who cared? not me. Shitty job, shitty company. No wonder they went under.

Worked as a principal at the best academic high school in all of Northern Virginia. Some worthless pee on students committed suicide, so I had to "resign". At least the county is giving me monthly check for me "resignation"

I used to clean porta-potties but got fired when boss caught me licking the toilet seats.

My first job wasn't in Fairfax, but it was selling The Joy of Sex at a sidewalk sale when I was 14. Made money and, um, did research (theoretical, alas) at the same time!