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Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald McCrook ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:35PM

I recently had to stop at a Mac D's. I very rarely eat that shit but I had been out of town several days and it was late and I knew the cupboards at home were bare (I dont buy tons of groceries at once).

Anyway, I ordered a double cheeseburger and the first thing I noticed was there was only one patty. So I point this out to the nig behind the counter. She says no, that is a bigger patty so you only get one. I said it doesnt look any bigger to me. It's called a DOUBLE Cheesebuger which would imply that there would be 2 pattys. Well, I guess using a college word (imply) ran her off the rails, because she called for the manager.

I went ahead and went back to my table. At this point I'm ready to just eat and get the fuck out of there. I really didnt want to make a big deal out of it I was just curious. So the manager, who is also a nig, pays me a visit at my table and says the counter girl said I insulted her! WTF? I guess she thought imply was a curse word or something? I explained I merely asked her a question about my sandwich. Manager says she was correct, the patty in the double is heavier than a single, so you only get one patty. I said OK fine whatever. He then asks me if I wanted to make a written complaint. About a fucking double cheeseburger? I said hell no just go away and leave me alone.

So I eat my now cold double cheeseburger and as Im walking out both the manager and counter girl give me the evil eye. Holy shit Im never goin in another Mac D's ever again. By the way this happened in PA near Gettysburg.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Hhiij ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:40PM

You are thinking of a McDouble, that has two patties

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Bojangles McGreedy ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:44PM

Hhiij Wrote:
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> You are thinking of a McDouble, that has two
> patties

Then why is it called a "Douuble Cheeseburger"?

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:45PM

A McDouble has two patties and one slice of cheese. A double-cheeseburger has two patties and two slices of cheese. The OP is either impossibly stupid or a lying assfuck.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: you're Right ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:48PM

The Double Cheese Burger has had 2 patties as long as it has existed.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald McCrook ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:49PM

Idiots Wrote:
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> A McDouble has two patties and one slice of
> cheese. A double-cheeseburger has two patties and
> two slices of cheese. The OP is either impossibly
> stupid or a lying assfuck.

You work there dont you?

I think I can tell the difference between 2 pattys or 1 patty you cock smoker. And I didnt order a fucking McDouble!

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald McCrook ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:50PM

you're Right Wrote:
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> The Double Cheese Burger has had 2 patties as long
> as it has existed.

Exactly. Which means they ripped me off for at least $.50

Maybe I should make a written complaint.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:52PM

This is a double-cheeseburger, How many patties do you see? Take your time...
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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Double Cheese ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:53PM

For over 45 years the McDonald's Double Cheeseburger was just that, a Double Cheeseburger. 2 small patties, 2 pieces of cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles and the dehydrated chopped onions.

Not sure if the fools have changed this, but even before the Double Cheeseburger was even on them menu, it was as described as above.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: This is too funny ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:54PM

LMFAO @ The first sentence, trying to justify why you HAD to stop and get McDonald's. Don't lie, you're an impatient, fat and unhealthy piece of shit like everyone else in the world. Everyone eats McDonald's, it's so fucking hilarious when people act like they're too fucking good hahaha.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald McCrook ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:55PM

Idiots Wrote:
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> This is a double-cheeseburger, How many patties
> do you see? Take your time...
> .

With that picture I would have a case. Too bad I ate the evidence.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: sheltered little bitch op ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:56PM

Hey retard, this happened in PA, that's your fucking answer right there, that's how it is in nyc as well.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Hajzh ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:26PM

I like the McDouble and the bacon clubhouse.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:36PM

You should have taken a nice healthy shit where you sat and winked at those Jigs when you left!

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: The Burger King ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:58PM

Next time go to Burger King, our double cheeseburger always has 2 patty's!

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: RE: Ronald ()
Date: October 19, 2014 11:02PM

Ronald Wrote:
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> You should have taken a nice healthy shit where
> you sat and winked at those Jigs when you left!


Yeah because no one would have noticed that at all

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Ronald ()
Date: October 19, 2014 11:22PM

Thats the whole point cockbite!




RE: Ronald Wrote:
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> Ronald Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You should have taken a nice healthy shit where
> > you sat and winked at those Jigs when you left!
>
>
> Yeah because no one would have noticed that at all

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: What's for lunch? ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:59AM

Idiots Wrote:
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> This is a double-cheeseburger, How many patties
> do you see? Take your time...
> .


You know you want one. This looks delicious.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:08AM

sheltered little bitch op Wrote:
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> Hey retard, this happened in PA, that's your
> fucking answer right there, that's how it is in
> nyc as well.

McDonald's strictly enforces the integrity of its national product lines. A franchise-owner who steps outside of corporate boundaries quickly becomes not-a-franchise-owner.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Smallie Bigs ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:09AM

Ronald McCrook Wrote:
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> I recently had to stop at a Mac D's. I very rarely
> eat that shit but I had been out of town several
> days and it was late and I knew the cupboards at
> home were bare (I dont buy tons of groceries at
> once).
>
> Anyway, I ordered a double cheeseburger and the
> first thing I noticed was there was only one
> patty. So I point this out to the nig behind the
> counter. She says no, that is a bigger patty so
> you only get one. I said it doesnt look any bigger
> to me. It's called a DOUBLE Cheesebuger which
> would imply that there would be 2 pattys. Well, I
> guess using a college word (imply) ran her off the
> rails, because she called for the manager.
>
> I went ahead and went back to my table. At this
> point I'm ready to just eat and get the fuck out
> of there. I really didnt want to make a big deal
> out of it I was just curious. So the manager, who
> is also a nig, pays me a visit at my table and
> says the counter girl said I insulted her! WTF? I
> guess she thought imply was a curse word
> or something? I explained I merely asked her a
> question about my sandwich. Manager says she was
> correct, the patty in the double is heavier than a
> single, so you only get one patty. I said OK fine
> whatever. He then asks me if I wanted to make a
> written complaint. About a fucking double
> cheeseburger? I said hell no just go away and
> leave me alone.
>
> So I eat my now cold double cheeseburger and as Im
> walking out both the manager and counter girl give
> me the evil eye. Holy shit Im never goin in
> another Mac D's ever again. By the way this
> happened in PA near Gettysburg.


I'd like mine to have two Pattys or two Rebeccas, maybe a couple of Tonyas, a pair of spicy Maries, or a double order of Dora's!

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:11AM

It really has been a long time for you, hasn't it...

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Smallie Bigs ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:13AM

Idiots Wrote:
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> It really has been a long time for you, hasn't
> it...


no man, it hasn't, I just found the poster's spelling mistake funny. you really are a sad little shit aren't ya? :-)

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: fat fucks ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:48AM

Put McDonalds in the subject line, and all the fuckin idiots show up to the thread. ^^^^^^^^^

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 20, 2014 10:48AM

Smallie Bigs Wrote:
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> no man, it hasn't...

That's what they all say when the obvious is pointed out to them. Whatever his or her name, I hope you will be able to find someone soon.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: McGarbage ()
Date: October 20, 2014 11:01AM

You should be thankful OP. You only received half the usual dosage of McDonalds poison.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Smallie Bigs ()
Date: October 20, 2014 11:23AM

Idiots Wrote:
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> Smallie Bigs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no man, it hasn't...
>
> That's what they all say when the obvious is
> pointed out to them. Whatever his or her name, I
> hope you will be able to find someone soon.


yeah bro, you're just a sad little piece of butt crack lint. just pointing out the obvious ;-)

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 20, 2014 11:23AM

Even the salads at Mcdonalds have chemicals on them to keep the lettuce crisp and crisp. I like the parfaits.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: National Guard Patrol ()
Date: October 20, 2014 12:47PM

Has the national guard or state militia been alerted to this?

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Hamburgler ()
Date: October 20, 2014 01:41PM

Nope just all the dick sucking stooges like yourself



National Guard Patrol Wrote:
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> Has the national guard or state militia been
> alerted to this?

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Trope ()
Date: October 20, 2014 01:57PM

NO but it needs to go back on the dollar menu!

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Bait & Switch Burger ()
Date: October 20, 2014 02:28PM

Maybe that's the issue here. Las time I looked the Double Cheeseburger was on the $1 menu. So maybe the $1 menu version only gets one patty?

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Idiots ()
Date: October 20, 2014 06:04PM

Smallie Bigs Wrote:
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> yeah bro, you're just a sad little piece of butt
> crack lint. just pointing out the obvious ;-)

Fuck off, asshole. Go back to trying to get laid. The act here ain't working for you.

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Date: October 20, 2014 06:50PM

Omar Khayyam
“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”
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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?
Posted by: Honest, it's the wife... ()
Date: October 20, 2014 08:23PM

...who likes McD's double cheeseburgers, and only when we're traveling.

One wonders if that franchise is playing games with the menu. As Idiots() pointed out, McD's has a reason to protect its reputation/product line, so a call or note to HQ (assuming you at least remember where the store was) might get you...never mind, they'll give you more McCrap.

And to Bait & Switch Burger(): they changed the $1 menu item to a McDouble a couple of years ago. Same thing (AFAICT) but only one piece of cheese. That'd be inflation at work...

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?a
Posted by: BMF Wallet ()
Date: October 20, 2014 08:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Even the salads at Mcdonalds have chemicals on
> them to keep the lettuce crisp and crisp. I like
> the parfaits.


What the fuck is crisp and crisp?

Did you stutter motherfucker?

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Re: Shouldnt a McDonalds double cheeseburger have 2 pattys?a
Posted by: Stauffer ()
Date: October 20, 2014 08:59PM

You've never heard of people letting veggies soak and soak? Same thing.

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