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Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:18PM

Never walk on the tracks and post on FFXU while listening to Beyonce on the headphones.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Spotter ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:22PM

We only wish.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:36PM

Its true! His liver is laying on top of me right now

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ... ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:48PM

It was a truck, not a train, and I was saved by a mattress:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fewWdIuCt_8

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 16, 2014 08:10PM

I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority and dominion over you collected total assfucks and worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you, it was easy to become so much smarter than all you goober failures put together. I barely had to lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail fan ()
Date: October 17, 2014 06:38PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority
> and dominion over you collected total assfucks and
> worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you, it
> was easy to become so much smarter than all you
> goober failures put together. I barely had to
> lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.

Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad run for the railroads here lately. Plus even when I don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill, and a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice, dice, and otherwise derail the people here that I never agree with. Good to have more of that to look forward to.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 06:47PM

Rail fan Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority
> > and dominion over you collected total assfucks
> and
> > worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you,
> it
> > was easy to become so much smarter than all you
> > goober failures put together. I barely had to
> > lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.
>
> Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad run
> for the railroads here lately. Plus even when I
> don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill, and
> a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice,
> dice, and otherwise derail the people here that I
> never agree with. Good to have more of that to
> look forward to.


Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm bumping my own posts again.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:09PM

I agree with Rail Fan. There are an awful lot of liars and just plain stupid people in this forum and it's good to have one or more someones around who can take the time to stand these yahoos up and give them a swift kick in the nuts. Particularly when it's done with such panache.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Baltimore & Ohio ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:16PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm
> bumping my own posts again.

Do you think that adding a third "s" makes you look cool? It only makes you look like a stupid schoolboy. If you can't stand on your own two feet, just run away.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: sesquipedalian sycophant ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:18PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Rail fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I appreciate the homage to my sheer
> superiority
> > > and dominion over you collected total
> assfucks
> > and
> > > worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you,
> > it
> > > was easy to become so much smarter than all
> you
> > > goober failures put together. I barely had
> to
> > > lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.
> >
> > Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad
> run
> > for the railroads here lately. Plus even when
> I
> > don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill,
> and
> > a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice,
> > dice, and otherwise derail the people here that
> I
> > never agree with. Good to have more of that to
> > look forward to.
>
>
> Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm
> bumping my own posts again.

+1

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:25PM

Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe Wrote:
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> I agree with Rail Fan. There are an awful lot of
> liars and just plain stupid people in this forum
> and it's good to have one or more someones around
> who can take the time to stand these yahoos up and
> give them a swift kick in the nuts. Particularly
> when it's done with such panache.


+1. I agree with my dumbass self.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Chicago $ Eastern Illinois ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:32PM

Hahahaha! The hapless trolls are getting their asses beaten by Asshole Spotter again and again and again. What a bunch of dummies and losers!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Atlantic Coast Line ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:38PM

It's true! The dickless losers have no chance against the power and eloquence of Asshole Spotter and his vast factual and smackdown arsenals. It's all like a Model-T losing to a highballing 4-8-4 at a grade-crossing.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Nickel Plate Road ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:45PM

The coward with the three s's is one of the worst ones. I'd recognize that troll anywhere. He can't stand up behind anything he claims. Just a faint-hearted, lily-livered pawn of the propaganda kings, and Asshole Spotter does the work of ripping his non-guts out for all to see. Three cheers for Asshole Spotter. Three kicks in the ass for disgusting Three-S guy!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:00PM

I know that I make an ass of myself here but I'm a sad lonely old man.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:25PM

Always glad to be among rail fans! I'd no idea! Can't say the same for assholes, of course. They're just a waste of time. But Asshole Spotter does do a good job of indeed spotting them. And then shredding them as they so justly deserve. What a bunch of uninformed losers. FFXU would be a better place if they just went away.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Louisville & Nashville ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:31PM

Heck, I'll hop on the train. I get really sick of FOX News right-wing stupid. Glad to see the maggots get a little ass-kicking from time to time. The only posts I ever learn anything from here are the "communist" ones. LOL. Some (or at least one) of those guys are really very knowledgeable.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Erie-Lackawanna ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:47PM

I was going to be Richmond, Fredericksburg, and Potomac, but it doesn't fit in the little box. Anyway, just wanted to agree with the posters above who have called out the 3-S guy. He's been just a low-life coward. A "spotted" low-life coward!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Grand Trunk Western ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:16PM

Erie-Lackawanna Wrote:
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> He's been just a low-life coward.
< A "spotted" low-life coward!

Good one, E-L!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rock Island Line ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:39PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> I know that I make an ass of myself here but I'm a
> sad lonely old man.

The Rock Island Line is a mighty good road, but that's not a very good excuse at all. And chances are 3-S is actually a sad lonely little boy.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Union Pacific ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:53PM

Oooh! 3-S guy taking it in the shorts times what, twelve? Well-deserved though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Boston & Maine ()
Date: October 18, 2014 06:33AM

Back in New Englnad, we make soup out of assholes in the winter. Looks like Asshole Spotter does the same thing, Nice job. Maybe a little more salt.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Saratoga & Schenectady ()
Date: October 18, 2014 07:19AM

Hey Actually ..., let me help you out. Since your mission is to use the name of every U.S. railroad, past and present, for your sock puppets, here they are in one place: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_carrier_freight_railroads_in_the_United_States

Of course, you knew them all by heart anyway ...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NS Club ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:09AM

New York Central Wrote:
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> Always glad to be among rail fans! I'd no idea!
> Can't say the same for assholes, of course.
> They're just a waste of time. But Asshole Spotter
> does do a good job of indeed spotting them. And
> then shredding them as they so justly deserve.
> What a bunch of uninformed losers. FFXU would be
> a better place if they just went away.


Does this include the times he gets his ass handed to him? Like the time he fucked up where the Budget Inn is? Or the time he fucked up about commercial real estate prices in Merrifield? Or the countless other times he slithered away after being humiliated?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Wabash ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:22AM

Hey, this is great. I love trains and I hate assholes. Works out perfectly.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Warren Buffett ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:22AM

I was thinking of buying more railroads, but Asshole Spotter has dissuaded me.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Lehigh Valley ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:34AM

Wow. Looks like it's actually our local schoolboy asshole who's the latest train casualty. The lying little punk is a scourge on the site. Good to see some others piling on.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: SOO Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:49AM

Looks like 3-S's wheels have come off the track here. Time to jump!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:57AM

Lehigh Valley Wrote:
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> Wow. Looks like it's actually our local schoolboy
> asshole who's the latest train casualty. The
> lying little punk is a scourge on the site. Good
> to see some others piling on.


We don't miss him because he lives in the basement and his father has locked the door to the first floor years ago. We regret giving him a computer and the password for Wifi.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:00AM

A reminder to my NVMR friends here that in addition to fear of horses, Bulgogi Boy's many problems include a lack of capacity for understanding American idioms, so don't use any of those or he won't understand them. We don't want to add to THAT PILE after all. Carry on.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Seaboard Air Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:15AM

Sorry I'm late. I liked E-L's "spotted" asshole too. That'll be good for an after-show brew at the Inn on Saturday!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Delaware nd Hudson ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:38AM

Seaboard Air Line Wrote:
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> I liked E-L's "spotted" asshole too. That'll be good
> for an after-show brew at the Inn on Saturday!

I liked B&O's "just run away" post. Ought to be good for a pint as well. Once he and the crew are finished with track-cleaning of course!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:42AM

NS Club Wrote:
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> Does this include the times he gets his ass handed
> to him? Like the time he fucked up where the
> Budget Inn is?

I looked it up. Talk to the hand...
.
Attachments:
budget_inn.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:46AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> A reminder to my NVMR friends here that in
> addition to fear of horses, Bulgogi Boy's many
> problems include a lack of capacity for
> understanding American idioms, so don't use any of
> those or he won't understand them. We don't want
> to add to THAT PILE after all. Carry on.

Oops, sorry. I used "talk to the hand" without thinking. Gravy fries on me tomorrow night.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:01AM

Warren Buffett Wrote:
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> I was thinking of buying more railroads, but
> Asshole Spotter has dissuaded me.

Why don't you fly out to Tahoe for a couple rounds of golf instead? LOL! Lay off the knife and watch out for the doglegs. Solar eclipse coming up next Thursday, by the way.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:02AM

New York Central Wrote:
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> Oops, sorry. I used "talk to the hand" without
> thinking. Gravy fries on me tomorrow night.

No problem. It was bound to happen. I'll be eating some of those gravy fries, though! Nice map, by the way.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/18/2014 11:03AM by Asshole Spotter.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:19AM

Dentist appointment this morning, but glad to see everyone. And just by the way, assholes blow. Spotted assholes being the worst kind. They blow big time. Just my two cents. By the way, food, service, and prices at the Italian Cafe are all pretty good. Decor could use some work. Family-run, neighborhood sort of place. Not a nice walk from the Budget Inn though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Deutsche Bahn ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:41AM

Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> By the way, food, service, and prices at the Italian
> Cafe are all pretty good. Decor could use some work.
> Family-run, neighborhood sort of place. Not a
> nice walk from the Budget Inn though.

Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have gravy fries, though. Big mistake!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: upper hand ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:07PM

New York Central Wrote:
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> NS Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does this include the times he gets his ass
> handed
> > to him? Like the time he fucked up where the
> > Budget Inn is?
>
> I looked it up. Talk to the hand...
> .

So after looking it up, you still contend it is blocks away, idiot?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: The Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:22PM

upper hand Wrote:
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> So after looking it up, you still contend it is
> blocks away, idiot?

The map made it pretty clear, asshole. No map skills either, I guess. By the way, NVMR Open House at the Vienna Station tomorrow, from 1:00 to 5:00. Come on by and see what real men do in their spare time. Free kicks on the nuts for assholes. Just great fun for everyone else.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Florida East Coast Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:27PM

Deutsche Bahn Wrote:
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> Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of
> prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have gravy
> fries, though. Big mistake!

Maybe our local Gelbwurst Guru should have a talk with them.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Monongahela ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:34PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> The map made it pretty clear, asshole. No map
> skills either, I guess.

Asshole Spotter was spot-on in his assessment outline. Did you see that doofus-boy is now trying to resurrect and expunge his utter failure in an older thread? This is getting more laughable by the minute.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Vienna resident ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:39PM

Online wars of attrition are won by people who place a low value on their time. It is clear what strategy Actually... has adopted and why.

Since you are so proud of your use of idioms, here is one for you: A penny for your thoughts would be price-gouging.

Quit trying to defend our town. We do not want or need you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: upper hand ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:40PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> upper hand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So after looking it up, you still contend it is
> > blocks away, idiot?
>
> The map made it pretty clear, asshole.

Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that the Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border one another. It also made it clear that you were wrong to contend that the Budget Inn is blocks away. Your stupidity and penchant for lies know no bounds.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Take a ride on the Reading ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:45PM

Monongahela Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter was spot-on in his assessment
> outline. Did you see that doofus-boy is now
> trying to resurrect and expunge his utter failure
> in an older thread? This is getting more
> laughable by the minute.

Ah, the one about the $500K ramblers? Asshole uses about 18 different ID's to make 18 different mistakes. Looks like Spotter got him every single time.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Danni ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:50PM

Spotter is by far the superior intellect in this and most threads. I picture him as a distinguished looking mature man much like Sean Connery. I hope he continues to put these cretins in their place. Bravo, good sir!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Washington & Old Dominion ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:52PM

Vienna resident Wrote:
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> Online wars of attrition are won by people who
> place a low value on their time. It is clear what
> strategy Actually... has adopted and why.

It's lunch hour, asshole. Some friends are just having some good clean fun with you here. You shouldn't be so sensitive. I'm told that you actually live in Falls Church, by the way. Somewhere down near Seven Corners?

[Can't believe nobody had used the W&OD yet. It ran right outside the door.]

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: The Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:56PM

upper hand Wrote:
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> Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that the
> Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border
> one another.

No, that's not what it shows. Try again.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:56PM

Can someone call back the clean up crew - the liver really smells right now and I have a date tonight with a hammer.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cartographer ()
Date: October 18, 2014 01:14PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> upper hand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that
> the
> > Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border
> > one another.
>
> No, that's not what it shows. Try again.


Yes, it does. You're either incredibly stupid or a really shitty liar. The Northeast corner of the Budget Inn borders the Southwest corner of the Quarry Inn.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Trainwreck! ()
Date: October 18, 2014 02:44PM

Vienna resident Wrote:
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> Online wars of attrition are won by people who
> place a low value on their time. It is clear what
> strategy Actually... has adopted and why.
>
> Since you are so proud of your use of idioms, here
> is one for you: A penny for your thoughts would be
> price-gouging.
>
> Quit trying to defend our town. We do not want or
> need you.


No shit.

I made one post here last night to light the psycho's fuse.

He then wastes the next 18 hours of his life talking to himself.

lmao!


79TQ

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:23PM

Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along. Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?

Meanwhile, good show yesterday and the beers and gravy fries were very nice as well. Thanks to the railroad guys for all that, and for supplying so many of the posts on Friday night. Those actually came from a NVMR-related blog after friends were quickly briefed and asked to provide appropriate contributions of their own. The names were of course changed to protect the innocent, and some spackling was done to feather them into the context of the thread over here, but the point was certainly made and made well. No idea who Danni was, though.

But to return for just a moment to the stinking piles of dung that have been left lying about by the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church, let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be done.

Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure due to its being completely false.

He further claimed that the county side of Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn. Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs, which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back" from Ruote-29.

And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the place.

And are people from Merrifield really going to be coming over? Why? They have everything they need right where they are. Is it supposed that they will all be bopping over to get to Clare and Don's? Chasin' Tails? Mad Fox Brewing? Please!

And then there's his goober breakdown re the "former A&P" over in Vienna. Too stupid to do anything but swallow a google tidbit at face value. There is nothing in himself that he can add. Monkey see, monkey type.

And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL! What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.

I could of course go on and on about lies and other moronic claims made by the same dumbass poster in God knows how many other threads. He's a braindead dumbfuck from the get go. A person to pee on, but not much more than that.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Spotted Asshole ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:24PM

What?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:50PM

Sorry, Didn't mean to wake you. It's not morning yet, so just go back to sleep.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Sad ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:15PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along.
> Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?
>
> Meanwhile, good show yesterday and the beers and
> gravy fries were very nice as well. Thanks to the
> railroad guys for all that, and for supplying so
> many of the posts on Friday night. Those actually
> came from a NVMR-related blog after friends were
> quickly briefed and asked to provide appropriate
> contributions of their own. The names were of
> course changed to protect the innocent, and some
> spackling was done to feather them into the
> context of the thread over here, but the point was
> certainly made and made well. No idea who Danni
> was, though.
>

^^^^^

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:23PM

Sad Wrote:
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> [nothing]
> [nothing]
> [nothing]

People with friends and connections and knowledge and intelligence. What a concept, eh?
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: IllinoisCentral-S.CentralFreight ()
Date: October 19, 2014 11:30PM

Florida East Coast Line Wrote:
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> Deutsche Bahn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of
> > prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have
> gravy
> > fries, though. Big mistake!
>
> Maybe our local Gelbwurst Guru should have a talk
> with them.

I could have sworn that German Gourmet closed that location sometime after they moved down to Columbia Pike near Bailey's Crossroads.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:08AM

My date the other night called me an Asshole, wonder why?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: And your point is... ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:17AM

IllinoisCentral-S.CentralFreight Wrote:
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> I could have sworn that German Gourmet closed that
> location sometime after they moved down to
> Columbia Pike near Bailey's Crossroads.

Way to keep up. Did you expect a prize?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: And your point is... ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:18AM

Rail Spike Wrote:
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> My date the other night called me an Asshole,
> wonder why?

You didn't think to ask him, did you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:37PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> But to return for just a moment to the stinking
> piles of dung that have been left lying about by
> the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church,
> let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is
> NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be
> done.
>
> Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not
> in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure
> due to its being completely false.
>
> He further claimed that the county side of
> Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There
> is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn.
> Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks
> away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further
> away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs,
> which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back"
> from Ruote-29.
>
> And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will
> be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it
> is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the
> place.
>
> And are people from Merrifield really going to be
> coming over? Why? They have everything they need
> right where they are. Is it supposed that they
> will all be bopping over to get to Clare and
> Don's? Chasin' Tails? Mad Fox Brewing? Please!
>
> And then there's his goober breakdown re the
> "former A&P" over in Vienna. Too stupid to do
> anything but swallow a google tidbit at face
> value. There is nothing in himself that he can
> add. Monkey see, monkey type.
>
> And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn
> failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL!
> What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.
>
> I could of course go on and on about lies and
> other moronic claims made by the same dumbass
> poster in God knows how many other threads. He's
> a braindead dumbfuck from the get go. A person to
> pee on, but not much more than that.

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LOL! The butthurt from having been so repeatedly burned in this and a related thread has now gotten so bad for the feeble fuck from Falls Church that he has to prance about from one unrelated thread to the next whining like the worthless little shit that he is about how badly big bad "Asshole Spotter" has treated him. What a sorry-ass piece of middle school slime. What a simply pathetic show, even for a total asswipe loser.



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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: more BS lies from the Asshole ()
Date: October 21, 2014 10:28AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along.
> Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?
>
> But to return for just a moment to the stinking
> piles of dung that have been left lying about by
> the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church,
> let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is
> NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be
> done.

No, it is called building a structure after that. But, before building a structure, bulldozing and tearing down occurs. Even a preschooler knows that.

> Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not
> in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure
> due to its being completely false.

The actual hill is in Fairfax County. At the base of the hill is where the boundary line falls. Geography is another area where you lack any intellect.

> He further claimed that the county side of
> Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There
> is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn.
> Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks
> away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further
> away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs,
> which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back"
> from Ruote-29.

The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee Highway. The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee Highway. If it is blocks away (as you erroneously contend), how can the address be on the same block? In fact, the properties border one another.

Don't believe me, look it up here:

http://icare.fairfaxcounty.gov/search/commonsearch.aspx?mode=address



> And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will
> be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it
> is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the
> place.

So, the Quarry Inn, Sislers, Ace Tool Rental, Budget Inn and Karaoke Idol, all of which lie across the street from the project are within the city boundaries??

> And are people from Merrifield really going to be
> coming over?

Is this the same Merrifield where rents are "$35-40 per sqft per month"? Bwahahahahahahaah!!!!

> And then there's his goober breakdown re the
> "former A&P" over in Vienna.

Are you contending that it was never an A&P???

> And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn
> failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL!
> What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.

Umm, how? Everything I mentioned about it was correct.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 12:26PM

more BS lies from the Asshole Wrote:
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> No, it is called building a structure after that.
> But, before building a structure, bulldozing and
> tearing down occurs. Even a preschooler knows
> that.

Then you shouldn't have simply lied about it and tried to deny that it was even in Falls Church when it was pointed out that the ghastly scar of Tinner Hill is hardly an example of how Falls Church -- as opposed to Vienna -- does in-fill and tear-down as they are "supposed" to be done. You were caught having to defend an absolute monstrosity, so you simply prevaricated (look it up).

> The actual hill is in Fairfax County. At the base
> of the hill is where the boundary line falls.
> Geography is another area where you lack any
> intellect.

Fuckwad, no one cares about your dumb off-topic hill. Even your pre-school pals know exactly what Tinner Hill means today. This is just more douchebag deflection, pretense, and cover-up from a worthless fool who needs such things on a regular basis due to his being such a lying low-life asshole.

> The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee Highway.
> The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee
> Highway.

Check the fucking map, moron. Your claim that the county side of 29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels was another grandiose fucking lie that your were caught in and duly skewered for. Same with Greenway Downs. You are just a stupid lying assfuck.

> So, the Quarry Inn, Sislers, Ace Tool Rental,
> Budget Inn and Karaoke Idol, all of which lie
> across the street from the project are within the
> city boundaries??

Like Annandale, none of those are in Falls Church, you pathetic dumbshit. As I pointed out to Your Ignorance earlier, S Washington St is the city-line. Has been since the city gerrymandered the black folk of South Falls Church out of town some 130 years ago. Meanwhile, your worse than moronic supposition here is that Tinner Hill will be some new Colossus of Rhodes type thing welcoming travelers from the west, when in fact such as actually make that trek will already have entered Falls Church way back by the Lee Graham shopping center. Again all we get are more fucktard lies and pretension from the worthless asshole.

And of course, who again is really going to be coming from Merrifield to Falls Church to begin with? What are the attractions of Falls Church that you suppose will be luring them in like the Lorelei? LOL!

> Is this the same Merrifield where rents are
> "$35-40 per sqft per month"? Bwahahahahahahaah!!!!

I don't think so. Being so much more desirable than places in the aging inner suburbs, a studio of 400 sqft or so in Halstead for example might go for $1650 a month, but that would be about $50 per sqft per YEAR, not per month. Did your fumble-fingers simply type that incorrectly or are you really THAT stupid?

> Are you contending that it was never an A&P???

No, that as a clueless asswipe, you simply googled Norm's and came across a WaPo reference to an A&P of forty years ago, then used that without having any idea at all of the facts behind and beyond it. That's the sort of thinly-veiled desperation play that marks you so clearly as an incredibly stupid fucktard.

> Umm, how? Everything I mentioned about it was correct.

Well, not actually the part about how I'd never been there, what with having been scared off by the word "Gourmet" and all. It turns out of course that (unlike you) I've been a regular there for decades. What a huge fucking embarrassment for your already stinging butt to have to try to deal with. Ouchie, ouchie!

The bottom line here, dumbfuck, is that you are a repulsive lying assfuck bottom-feeder, and every time you post, it merely provides me with further opportunity to underscore that simple fact. I tower above you in terms of wealth, intelligence, travel, experience, and pretty much anything else one could think of. You are nothing more than a talent-free slobbering little squid (look it up).

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Posted by: dumshit still can't read a map ()
Date: October 21, 2014 12:48PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Then you shouldn't have simply lied about it and
> tried to deny that it was even in Falls Church
> when it was pointed out that the ghastly scar of
> Tinner Hill is hardly an example of how Falls
> Church -- as opposed to Vienna -- does in-fill and
> tear-down as they are "supposed" to be done. You
> were caught having to defend an absolute
> monstrosity, so you simply prevaricated (look it
> up).

You are talking about a hole in the ground for a foundation. I am talking about a soon to be completed structure. See the difference? As for the actual hill, it is in Fairfax county across the street from the Reserve.

> > The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee
> Highway.
> > The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee
> > Highway.
>
> Check the fucking map, moron.

I did. It is a map you obviously cannot comprehend. No surprise really. You are a colossal dumbfuck so the ability to look at a map and see boundary lines and the fact that two parcels of land (the Budget Inn and Quarry Inn) are adjacent to one another is way out of your league.

Do you know how to use street view?


View Larger Map

Click on the above link. In it, you will see the Quarry Inn on your left and the Budget inn on your right. You will notice that the Budget Inn actually comes all the way behind the Quarry Inn. That is where the two parcels are adjacent to one another.

If you are so confident that the Budget Inn is "blocks away," put your money where your mouth is. If they are not adjacent properties, I will pay you $1000, if they are, you only owe me $10 (ask your mom if you can borrow it).

So, answer one question. Are the Quarry Inn and Budget Inn adjacent properties?

> Like Annandale, none of those are in Falls Church,
> you pathetic dumbshit.

I am pointing out the distinction between the county side and the city side. On the county side you have the aforementioned establishments and on the city side, you have the new Reserve being built.

> I don't think so. Being so much more desirable
> than places in the aging inner suburbs, a studio
> of 400 sqft or so in Halstead for example might go
> for $1650 a month, but that would be about $50
> per sqft per YEAR, not per month. Did your
> fumble-fingers simply type that incorrectly or are
> you really THAT stupid?

You tell us....

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1178407/1178822.html#msg-1178822

> > Are you contending that it was never an A&P???
>
> No, that as a clueless asswipe, you simply googled
> Norm's and came across a WaPo reference to an A&P
> of forty years ago, then used that without having
> any idea at all of the facts behind and beyond it.
> That's the sort of thinly-veiled desperation play
> that marks you so clearly as an incredibly stupid
> fucktard.

Why would I google Norm's when the conversation was about a Fresh Market??

Jeebus, you are a dumb piece of shit.

> Well, not actually the part about how I'd never
> been there, what with having been scared off by
> the word "Gourmet" and all. It turns out of
> course that (unlike you) I've been a regular there
> for decades. What a huge fucking embarrassment
> for your already stinging butt to have to try to
> deal with. Ouchie, ouchie!

Oh, you are a "regular." Sure. Just like the Quarry Inn and Budget Inn are "blocks away." LOL! And you haven't proven you've ever set foot in there.

> The bottom line here, dumbfuck, is that you are a
> repulsive lying assfuck bottom-feeder, and every
> time you post, it merely provides me with further
> opportunity to underscore that simple fact. I
> tower above you in terms of wealth, intelligence,
> travel, experience, and pretty much anything else
> one could think of. You are nothing more than a
> talent-free slobbering little squid (look it up).

You all worked up because I exposed how little you know?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 04:58PM

dumshit still can't read a map Wrote:
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[ You are making this awfully easy, asshole! ]

> You are talking about a hole in the ground for a
> foundation. I am talking about a soon to be
> completed structure. See the difference?

Of course. And neither one of them is or ever will be any part of how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be done. Falls Church merely became a strip-mining enterprise that leveled entire city blocks in one fell swoop. That's not how proper in-fill and tear-down are done. YOU FUCKING LOSE.

> As for the actual hill, it is in Fairfax county across
> the street from the Reserve.

Tinner Hill today MEANS the fucking hole in the ground, asshole. It's like Metro. It has just one common meaning. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Click on the above link. In it, you will see the Quarry
> Inn on your left and the Budget inn on your right.

No, moron. You will see the Quarry Inn on the left, and on the right, you will see the FUCKING SIGN that points the way down the dusty road toward the distant Budget Inn that is blocks away from the county side of 29. It's all "43 Miles to Stuckey's." YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> If you are so confident that the Budget Inn is
> "blocks away," put your money where your mouth is.
> If they are not adjacent properties, I will pay
> you $1000, if they are, you only owe me $10 (ask
> your mom if you can borrow it).

Ah, one of them thar internet bets. Proof positive that you are indeed a mere middle schooler. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> You tell us....

You're saying that your post was indeed a typo? Like the one in the year-and-a-half old thread that you strangely linked to? Your numbers were just plain off the wall, asshole. Maybe you just grossly mistyped them or maybe you are even more exceptionally stupid than anyone had thought. Either way, YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Why would I google Norm's when the conversation
> was about a Fresh Market??

Because I had just mentioned Norm's as being among the notable places located in the same center as The Fresh Market, that's why. Not knowing the first fucking thing about any of them, you googled Norm's and found this from a 2011 WaPo article...

"Last month, Norm’s customers launched an uprising after learning that The Fresh Market, an upscale grocery making its debut in the D.C. area in an old A&P space, had signed a lease with a non-compete clause for neighboring merchants selling alcohol."

That teeny-tiny bit is your one and only shred of remotely pertinent knowledge. You're just an itinerant numb-nuts assfuck after all, meaning that you did not know that since the A&P closed 40 years ago, it had been succeeded by a Minnesota Fabrics store, then a Joe Theismann's Restaurant, then a That's Amore! Restaurant, then experiencing an extended period of vacancy before The Fresh Market finally opened up. This A&P bit was all just part of on-going and fail-driven desperate flailing on your part here, meaning that YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Oh, you are a "regular."

Yes, that's right, a regular. Since back in those dark, desperate days when I briefly lived in downtown Falls Church. Eat my dust, goober-shit.

> And you haven't proven you've ever set foot in there.

LOL! Fold your tents, fathead. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN. It's your destiny here, you know.



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Posted by: they are neighbors ()
Date: October 21, 2014 05:02PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> No, moron. You will see the Quarry Inn on the
> left, and on the right, you will see the FUCKING
> SIGN that points the way down the dusty road
> toward the distant Budget Inn that is blocks away
> from the county side of 29. It's all "43 Miles to
> Stuckey's." YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

Use the street view dipshit, or is that too hard for you? I bet it is, you impotent fuck. It sits RIGHT FUCKING THERE. The properties are connected!

Learn how to read a map.

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 05:05PM

43 Miles to Stuckey's.

You're hosed, asshole!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: geography ain't his thing ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:05PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> 43 Miles to Stuckey's.
>
> You're hosed, asshole!


You can see the Budget inn in the picture, tard boy. 43 miles is probably your daily commute, you drone.

I realize a few feet my seem like a few blocks to an out of shape, impotent ass wipe but to the rest of the ambulatory population, it is right next door.

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:34PM

New Jersey is right next door to Manhattan.

The fucking Budget Inn however is nowhere near the county side of 29 that you claimed to be "riddled with" rundown hotels. Your claim was a hoax. It's been repeatedly debunked. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN. And again and again and again, ad infinitum. You are just a worthless, braindead, and easily ridiculed teenage douchebag.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: maps are hard for this tard ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:52PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> The fucking Budget Inn however is nowhere near the
> county side of 29 that you claimed to be "riddled
> with" rundown hotels. Your claim was a hoax.
> It's been repeatedly debunked. YOU FUCKING LOSE
> AGAIN. And again and again and again, ad
> infinitum. You are just a worthless, braindead,
> and easily ridiculed teenage douchebag.


And yet there it is right in the picture. The yellow and brown building right next to the Quarry Inn. You lose. You must be used to it by now. It's address is 7155 Lee Highway. Are you now contending that Lee Highway is not the county side of 29?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:12PM

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!



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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: GoreGrish ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:17PM

For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-half-by-train.33563/

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: After losing, tard goes crazy ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:29PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!


You do realize that much of Merrifield started as holes in the ground. It's how you build things. Except for Target, they opted for an above ground garage. Nothing screams classy like an above ground parking structure! LOL!

People who frequent Merrifield are the same type of "business traveler" that uses the Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn (which, are of course, right next to each other).

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 08:15PM

After losing, tard goes crazy Wrote:
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> You do realize that much of Merrifield started as
> holes in the ground. It's how you build things.

Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls Church, no one ever said that Merrifield would be an example of residential in-fill and tear-down as it is supposed to be done

> Except for Target, they opted for an above ground garage.
> Nothing screams classy like an above ground parking
> structure! LOL!

Yeah, Mosaic, Ballston, Tysons, the Galleria, Halstead, Mill Creek, Reston Town Center. Just a bunch of dumps.

> People who frequent Merrifield are the same type
> of "business traveler" that uses the Quarry Inn
> and the Budget Inn...

LOL! Haven't you been there? These are high-end residential, retail, and dining destinations. There are of course a number of hotels going for $200 a night and up, but those are not at all what the area is about. Take a step up and move to Merrifield. Or is the piggybank feeling a little sad just now?

> which, are of course, right next to each other.

Except for the Hudson River-like space between the two that shows up so clearly on a map. Teenage douchebag.

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 21, 2014 08:51PM

GoreGrish Wrote:
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> For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train
> accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
> http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-
> half-by-train.33563/

Reminds me of what my son did to his sister.

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:01PM

LOL!
.
Attachments:
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:06PM

By the way, anyone seen any of this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church?
.
Attachments:
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NuHGj ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:17PM

GoreGrish Wrote:
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> For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train
> accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
> http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-
> half-by-train.33563/


We're already watching that here with the Asshole being repeatedly run over.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:32PM

That would be the Teenage Douchebag chiming in again, and just as ineffectively as ever. Lost every point he's tried to raise. Smackdown Man is simply toying with him now.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Western North Carolina Railroad ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:36PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!

Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: psychosezwut? ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:40PM

Western North Carolina Railroad Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> >
> > Out in Merrifield
> > We pay lots for our meals
> > And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> > We don't need to fib
> > To seem like we're glib
> > We already got all our shit together, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
> >
> > Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> > You got to watch for teenage douchebags
> >
> > Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> > douchebag-land
> > Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> > There's holes in the ground.
> > And unintelligent sound.
> > Let's push right on through it
> > Before we get deported.
> >
> > Teenage douchebags
> > Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> > Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> > Teenage douchebags
> >
> > They're all worthless!!!
>
> Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!


not-this-shit-again.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 22, 2014 09:29AM

Son, your father wants you to get a job, so we are cutting off the internet in the basement to motivate our failure of a son. Such a waste - you're so witty and smart, but like most entitled kids we failed in teaching you to take care of yourself.

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Posted by: Yeah, it is... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:35AM

Western North Carolina Railroad Wrote:
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> Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!

I put the words on the screen and then played the original off YouTube in the background. It's SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual talent! I may never hear that song again without thinking "before we get deported" and laughing. That was really a good job.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:38AM

psychosezwut? Wrote:
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> [nothing]

Adapt or die, asshole. Your own ignorance is what's killing you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:47AM

Asshole Spotter Mom Wrote:
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> Son, your father wants you to get a job, so we are
> cutting off the internet in the basement to
> motivate our failure of a son. Such a waste -
> you're so witty and smart, but like most entitled
> kids we failed in teaching you to take care of
> yourself.

Trouble in head. Big trouble. Worse than usual. Spotter is a wealthy retired person who lives in a stunning seven-figure home in a very upscale area outside the Beltway. You will slave all your life and not end with even a small fraction of what Spotter has. Spotter is simply smarter than you. People like, want, and need smart. They are very willing to pay for smart. Stupid, not so much, and that's where your problems begin.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:53AM

Yeah, it is... Wrote:
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> I put the words on the screen and then played the
> original off YouTube in the background. It's
> SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual talent!
> I may never hear that song again without
> thinking "before we get deported" and laughing.
> That was really a good job.

Thanks. I didn't actually like that line so much myself, but hey. I did like the "tip for Heather" and "shit together" thing, and of course, "we'll travel east into douchebag-land." I think it's destined to become a classic, all in all.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:59AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> By the way, anyone seen any of this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church?

So, nobody's actually seen this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church then? I guess you are saying that it must have come from the German Gourmet down on 244 or something...
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: They live there rent free ()
Date: October 22, 2014 11:56AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yeah, it is... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I put the words on the screen and then played
> the
> > original off YouTube in the background. It's
> > SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual
> talent!
> > I may never hear that song again without
> > thinking "before we get deported" and laughing.
>
> > That was really a good job.
>
> Thanks. I didn't actually like that line so much
> myself, but hey. I did like the "tip for Heather"
> and "shit together" thing, and of course, "we'll
> travel east into douchebag-land." I think it's
> destined to become a classic, all in all.


tumblr_mmabsnQCua1s8759wo1_500.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: cartography lesson for the tard ()
Date: October 22, 2014 12:30PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls Church,
> no one ever said that Merrifield would be an
> example of residential in-fill and tear-down as it
> is supposed to be done

And yet you keep bringing it up. Over and over, ad nauseum. Besides, the Reserve is on the site of a former car lot. Do you consider car lots "residential"? You may live in a garage on a car lot, but most people don't and it isn't considered residential.

But hey, we know what progress is. Repainting an old A&P. LOL!

> LOL! Haven't you been there?

Of course. It isn't as impressive as you claim it to be.

> Take a step up and move to
> Merrifield.

I am sure Merrifield is a step up for YOU.

> Or is the piggybank feeling a little
> sad just now?

As always, he's fat and happy. We know you are just one of those, tubby.


> Except for the Hudson River-like space between the
> two that shows up so clearly on a map.

Again, you need some remedial help on how to read a map. The width of the lower Hudson is about 4500-5000 feet around the area that connects NJ to NY. Let's assume that is what you are talking about after your NJ/Manhattan comment.

Do you know how many feet are in a mile? You probably don't as you are too out of shape to walk that far. Well, it is 5280. You are alleging that the two hotels are nearly a mile apart. That is pretty retarded, even for you. The street view pictures clearly show both hotels in the same shot being on adjacent properties.

Below is a map of the properties in discussion. Over in the bottom left hand corner of the map, there is this line with a number above it. That's called a map scale. See that little distance between the two black vertical lines where it says 20 feet? That tells you that no matter where you are on the map, 20 feet will always equal the distance between those vertical lines.

I know this is way over your head, but we'll give it a try anyway. Look at the northeast corner of the Budget Inn structure. See it? Now, get a piece of paper and put the bottom left corner of it in the middle of the north east corner of the Budget Inn. Take a pen and draw a little dash at the point where it intersects the Quarry Inn. Take another piece of paper and draw a little dash at a point from the corner of the paper that represents the 20 ft. scale mentioned above.

Take that scale piece and move it along the distance of the length between the two Inns. You should get about 3 full ones and about 3/4 of another. That equals about 75 feet.

Go ahead. Ask someone smarter than you if that is correct. They will tell you it is.

75 feet may sound like a long way for an out of shape impotent fool, but for many of us, we have driveways longer than that.

Does 75 feet sound like 4500-5000 feet? Didn't think so!

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=7155+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&hl=en&sll=38.878251,-77.178368&sspn=0.001867,0.00372&oq=7155+l&t=h&hnear=7155+Lee+Hwy,+Falls+Church,+Virginia+22046&z=20

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Neighbor ()
Date: October 22, 2014 12:31PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Trouble in head. Big trouble. Worse than usual.
> Spotter is a wealthy retired person who lives in a
> stunning seven-figure home in a very upscale area
> outside the Beltway. You will slave all your life
> and not end with even a small fraction of what
> Spotter has. Spotter is simply smarter than you.
> People like, want, and need smart. They are very
> willing to pay for smart. Stupid, not so much,
> and that's where your problems begin.

Upscale?
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 03:42PM

Mashed assfuck seems to be oozing all over the place. Somebody must have put a few of them through the blender again. What a bunch of sorry-ass losers!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: just one person ()
Date: October 22, 2014 03:58PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> Mashed assfuck seems to be oozing all over the
> place. Somebody must have put a few of them
> through the blender again. What a bunch of
> sorry-ass losers!


It is Actually one person, Asshole Spotter, posting under different names. A pretty common occurrence for him.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:22PM

Asshole Spotter Neighbor Wrote:
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> Upscale?

Yes, upscale. A huge step up from the cramped and dingy digs so typical of Falls Church. Of course, it is quite a way from here to Honey Pig.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:26PM

just one person Wrote:
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> It is Actually one person, Asshole Spotter,
> posting under different names. A pretty common
> occurrence for him.

Congratulations on your first post at FFXU, "just one person". You do sound a lot like fifty other total assholes who have posted here in the past 24 hours, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: 75 feet exactly ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:27PM

cartography lesson for the tard Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls
> Church,
> > no one ever said that Merrifield would be an
> > example of residential in-fill and tear-down as
> it
> > is supposed to be done
>
> And yet you keep bringing it up. Over and over,
> ad nauseum. Besides, the Reserve is on the site
> of a former car lot. Do you consider car lots
> "residential"? You may live in a garage on a car
> lot, but most people don't and it isn't considered
> residential.
>
> But hey, we know what progress is. Repainting an
> old A&P. LOL!
>
> > LOL! Haven't you been there?
>
> Of course. It isn't as impressive as you claim it
> to be.
>
> > Take a step up and move to
> > Merrifield.
>
> I am sure Merrifield is a step up for YOU.
>
> > Or is the piggybank feeling a little
> > sad just now?
>
> As always, he's fat and happy. We know you are
> just one of those, tubby.
>
>
> > Except for the Hudson River-like space between
> the
> > two that shows up so clearly on a map.
>
> Again, you need some remedial help on how to read
> a map. The width of the lower Hudson is about
> 4500-5000 feet around the area that connects NJ to
> NY. Let's assume that is what you are talking
> about after your NJ/Manhattan comment.
>
> Do you know how many feet are in a mile? You
> probably don't as you are too out of shape to walk
> that far. Well, it is 5280. You are alleging
> that the two hotels are nearly a mile apart. That
> is pretty retarded, even for you. The street view
> pictures clearly show both hotels in the same shot
> being on adjacent properties.
>
> Below is a map of the properties in discussion.
> Over in the bottom left hand corner of the map,
> there is this line with a number above it. That's
> called a map scale. See that little distance
> between the two black vertical lines where it says
> 20 feet? That tells you that no matter where you
> are on the map, 20 feet will always equal the
> distance between those vertical lines.
>
> I know this is way over your head, but we'll give
> it a try anyway. Look at the northeast corner of
> the Budget Inn structure. See it? Now, get a
> piece of paper and put the bottom left corner of
> it in the middle of the north east corner of the
> Budget Inn. Take a pen and draw a little dash at
> the point where it intersects the Quarry Inn.
> Take another piece of paper and draw a little dash
> at a point from the corner of the paper that
> represents the 20 ft. scale mentioned above.
>
> Take that scale piece and move it along the
> distance of the length between the two Inns. You
> should get about 3 full ones and about 3/4 of
> another. That equals about 75 feet.
>
> Go ahead. Ask someone smarter than you if that is
> correct. They will tell you it is.
>
> 75 feet may sound like a long way for an out of
> shape impotent fool, but for many of us, we have
> driveways longer than that.
>
> Does 75 feet sound like 4500-5000 feet? Didn't
> think so!
>
> https://maps.google.com/maps?q=7155+Lee+Highway,+F
> alls+Church,+VA&hl=en&sll=38.878251,-77.178368&ssp
> n=0.001867,0.00372&oq=7155+l&t=h&hnear=7155+Lee+Hw
> y,+Falls+Church,+Virginia+22046&z=20


Or 75 feet exactly according to driving directions.

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Budget+Inn,+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&daddr=Quarry+Inn+Motel,+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&hl=en&ll=38.879241,-77.178526&spn=0.000467,0.00093&sll=38.879237,-77.178554&sspn=0.000467,0.00093&geocode=FdE7UQIdeFlm-yGJxDIWBRA2MCktNsHluLS3iTGJxDIWBRA2MA%3BFX0-UQIdQ1pm-yFSxTe-n4JAXSmX3pfnuLS3iTFSxTe-n4JAXQ&oq=Quarry+&mra=ls&t=m&z=21

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:39PM

You could sing this entire song in the time it would take a healthy 30-year old to walk from the Quarry Inn around the corner and down the dusty road to the Budget Inn. Maybe twice. Including humming the musical interludes.
________

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!
________

The Budget Inn is not a part of the commercial strip on the county side of 29 that was supposedly "riddled with" rundown hotels. All that was just putrid lies being told by degenerate assholes.

A = Quarry Inn. Set back from rioad, but part of commercial strip along 29/237.
B = Budget Inn. Nowhere near being part of commercial strip along 29/237.
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: asshole plugger ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:57PM

Assholes can usually spot their own kind

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: ?????? ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:01PM

Is it true that asshole spotter used to be a catholic priest?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: As shoe still can't read a map ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:08PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> You could sing this entire song in the time it
> would take a healthy 30-year old to walk from the
> Quarry Inn around the corner and down the dusty
> road to the Budget Inn.

What's the name of that dusty road? There isn't one. It is a parking lot. Asshole can't understand maps, street view or map scale. Makes you wonder of his impotent ass can wipe his own behind...

I like how you use a 30 year old. At least you recognize that your out of shape impotent as couldn't walk 75 feet in 3 minutes.

> Maybe twice. Including
> humming the musical interludes.
> ________
>
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!
> ________
>
> The Budget Inn is not a part of the commercial
> strip on the county side of 29 that was supposedly
> "riddled with" rundown hotels.

It certainly is and maps and street view prove it. You are just a failure who can't understand it.

> A = Quarry Inn. Set back from rioad, but part of
> commercial strip along 29/237.
> B = Budget Inn. Nowhere near being part of
> commercial strip along 29/237.
> .

75 feet separates the two.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:26PM

As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
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> 75 feet separates the two.

Since the map is presumably to scale, that would make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten feet across. I've driven through there, and it's more than that.

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