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Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:18PM

Never walk on the tracks and post on FFXU while listening to Beyonce on the headphones.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Spotter ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:22PM

We only wish.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:36PM

Its true! His liver is laying on top of me right now

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ... ()
Date: October 16, 2014 04:48PM

It was a truck, not a train, and I was saved by a mattress:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fewWdIuCt_8

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 16, 2014 08:10PM

I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority and dominion over you collected total assfucks and worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you, it was easy to become so much smarter than all you goober failures put together. I barely had to lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail fan ()
Date: October 17, 2014 06:38PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority
> and dominion over you collected total assfucks and
> worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you, it
> was easy to become so much smarter than all you
> goober failures put together. I barely had to
> lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.

Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad run for the railroads here lately. Plus even when I don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill, and a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice, dice, and otherwise derail the people here that I never agree with. Good to have more of that to look forward to.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 06:47PM

Rail fan Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I appreciate the homage to my sheer superiority
> > and dominion over you collected total assfucks
> and
> > worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you,
> it
> > was easy to become so much smarter than all you
> > goober failures put together. I barely had to
> > lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.
>
> Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad run
> for the railroads here lately. Plus even when I
> don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill, and
> a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice,
> dice, and otherwise derail the people here that I
> never agree with. Good to have more of that to
> look forward to.


Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm bumping my own posts again.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:09PM

I agree with Rail Fan. There are an awful lot of liars and just plain stupid people in this forum and it's good to have one or more someones around who can take the time to stand these yahoos up and give them a swift kick in the nuts. Particularly when it's done with such panache.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Baltimore & Ohio ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:16PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm
> bumping my own posts again.

Do you think that adding a third "s" makes you look cool? It only makes you look like a stupid schoolboy. If you can't stand on your own two feet, just run away.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: sesquipedalian sycophant ()
Date: October 17, 2014 07:18PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Rail fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I appreciate the homage to my sheer
> superiority
> > > and dominion over you collected total
> assfucks
> > and
> > > worthless ignorant yahoos. But I assure you,
> > it
> > > was easy to become so much smarter than all
> you
> > > goober failures put together. I barely had
> to
> > > lift a finger to accomplish it. Dumbfucks.
> >
> > Glad to hear of your safety. It's been a bad
> run
> > for the railroads here lately. Plus even when
> I
> > don't agree with you, it is with grace, skill,
> and
> > a delightfully sardonic flair that you slice,
> > dice, and otherwise derail the people here that
> I
> > never agree with. Good to have more of that to
> > look forward to.
>
>
> Yes, I am so desperate for attention that I'm
> bumping my own posts again.

+1

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:25PM

Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe Wrote:
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> I agree with Rail Fan. There are an awful lot of
> liars and just plain stupid people in this forum
> and it's good to have one or more someones around
> who can take the time to stand these yahoos up and
> give them a swift kick in the nuts. Particularly
> when it's done with such panache.


+1. I agree with my dumbass self.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Chicago $ Eastern Illinois ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:32PM

Hahahaha! The hapless trolls are getting their asses beaten by Asshole Spotter again and again and again. What a bunch of dummies and losers!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Atlantic Coast Line ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:38PM

It's true! The dickless losers have no chance against the power and eloquence of Asshole Spotter and his vast factual and smackdown arsenals. It's all like a Model-T losing to a highballing 4-8-4 at a grade-crossing.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Nickel Plate Road ()
Date: October 17, 2014 08:45PM

The coward with the three s's is one of the worst ones. I'd recognize that troll anywhere. He can't stand up behind anything he claims. Just a faint-hearted, lily-livered pawn of the propaganda kings, and Asshole Spotter does the work of ripping his non-guts out for all to see. Three cheers for Asshole Spotter. Three kicks in the ass for disgusting Three-S guy!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Assshole Spotter ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:00PM

I know that I make an ass of myself here but I'm a sad lonely old man.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:25PM

Always glad to be among rail fans! I'd no idea! Can't say the same for assholes, of course. They're just a waste of time. But Asshole Spotter does do a good job of indeed spotting them. And then shredding them as they so justly deserve. What a bunch of uninformed losers. FFXU would be a better place if they just went away.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Louisville & Nashville ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:31PM

Heck, I'll hop on the train. I get really sick of FOX News right-wing stupid. Glad to see the maggots get a little ass-kicking from time to time. The only posts I ever learn anything from here are the "communist" ones. LOL. Some (or at least one) of those guys are really very knowledgeable.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Erie-Lackawanna ()
Date: October 17, 2014 09:47PM

I was going to be Richmond, Fredericksburg, and Potomac, but it doesn't fit in the little box. Anyway, just wanted to agree with the posters above who have called out the 3-S guy. He's been just a low-life coward. A "spotted" low-life coward!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Grand Trunk Western ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:16PM

Erie-Lackawanna Wrote:
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> He's been just a low-life coward.
< A "spotted" low-life coward!

Good one, E-L!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rock Island Line ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:39PM

Assshole Spotter Wrote:
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> I know that I make an ass of myself here but I'm a
> sad lonely old man.

The Rock Island Line is a mighty good road, but that's not a very good excuse at all. And chances are 3-S is actually a sad lonely little boy.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Union Pacific ()
Date: October 17, 2014 10:53PM

Oooh! 3-S guy taking it in the shorts times what, twelve? Well-deserved though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Boston & Maine ()
Date: October 18, 2014 06:33AM

Back in New Englnad, we make soup out of assholes in the winter. Looks like Asshole Spotter does the same thing, Nice job. Maybe a little more salt.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Saratoga & Schenectady ()
Date: October 18, 2014 07:19AM

Hey Actually ..., let me help you out. Since your mission is to use the name of every U.S. railroad, past and present, for your sock puppets, here they are in one place: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_carrier_freight_railroads_in_the_United_States

Of course, you knew them all by heart anyway ...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NS Club ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:09AM

New York Central Wrote:
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> Always glad to be among rail fans! I'd no idea!
> Can't say the same for assholes, of course.
> They're just a waste of time. But Asshole Spotter
> does do a good job of indeed spotting them. And
> then shredding them as they so justly deserve.
> What a bunch of uninformed losers. FFXU would be
> a better place if they just went away.


Does this include the times he gets his ass handed to him? Like the time he fucked up where the Budget Inn is? Or the time he fucked up about commercial real estate prices in Merrifield? Or the countless other times he slithered away after being humiliated?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Wabash ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:22AM

Hey, this is great. I love trains and I hate assholes. Works out perfectly.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Warren Buffett ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:22AM

I was thinking of buying more railroads, but Asshole Spotter has dissuaded me.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Lehigh Valley ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:34AM

Wow. Looks like it's actually our local schoolboy asshole who's the latest train casualty. The lying little punk is a scourge on the site. Good to see some others piling on.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: SOO Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:49AM

Looks like 3-S's wheels have come off the track here. Time to jump!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 18, 2014 09:57AM

Lehigh Valley Wrote:
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> Wow. Looks like it's actually our local schoolboy
> asshole who's the latest train casualty. The
> lying little punk is a scourge on the site. Good
> to see some others piling on.


We don't miss him because he lives in the basement and his father has locked the door to the first floor years ago. We regret giving him a computer and the password for Wifi.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:00AM

A reminder to my NVMR friends here that in addition to fear of horses, Bulgogi Boy's many problems include a lack of capacity for understanding American idioms, so don't use any of those or he won't understand them. We don't want to add to THAT PILE after all. Carry on.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Seaboard Air Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:15AM

Sorry I'm late. I liked E-L's "spotted" asshole too. That'll be good for an after-show brew at the Inn on Saturday!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Delaware nd Hudson ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:38AM

Seaboard Air Line Wrote:
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> I liked E-L's "spotted" asshole too. That'll be good
> for an after-show brew at the Inn on Saturday!

I liked B&O's "just run away" post. Ought to be good for a pint as well. Once he and the crew are finished with track-cleaning of course!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:42AM

NS Club Wrote:
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> Does this include the times he gets his ass handed
> to him? Like the time he fucked up where the
> Budget Inn is?

I looked it up. Talk to the hand...
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Attachments:
budget_inn.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: New York Central ()
Date: October 18, 2014 10:46AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> A reminder to my NVMR friends here that in
> addition to fear of horses, Bulgogi Boy's many
> problems include a lack of capacity for
> understanding American idioms, so don't use any of
> those or he won't understand them. We don't want
> to add to THAT PILE after all. Carry on.

Oops, sorry. I used "talk to the hand" without thinking. Gravy fries on me tomorrow night.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:01AM

Warren Buffett Wrote:
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> I was thinking of buying more railroads, but
> Asshole Spotter has dissuaded me.

Why don't you fly out to Tahoe for a couple rounds of golf instead? LOL! Lay off the knife and watch out for the doglegs. Solar eclipse coming up next Thursday, by the way.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:02AM

New York Central Wrote:
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> Oops, sorry. I used "talk to the hand" without
> thinking. Gravy fries on me tomorrow night.

No problem. It was bound to happen. I'll be eating some of those gravy fries, though! Nice map, by the way.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/18/2014 11:03AM by Asshole Spotter.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:19AM

Dentist appointment this morning, but glad to see everyone. And just by the way, assholes blow. Spotted assholes being the worst kind. They blow big time. Just my two cents. By the way, food, service, and prices at the Italian Cafe are all pretty good. Decor could use some work. Family-run, neighborhood sort of place. Not a nice walk from the Budget Inn though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Deutsche Bahn ()
Date: October 18, 2014 11:41AM

Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> By the way, food, service, and prices at the Italian
> Cafe are all pretty good. Decor could use some work.
> Family-run, neighborhood sort of place. Not a
> nice walk from the Budget Inn though.

Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have gravy fries, though. Big mistake!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: upper hand ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:07PM

New York Central Wrote:
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> NS Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does this include the times he gets his ass
> handed
> > to him? Like the time he fucked up where the
> > Budget Inn is?
>
> I looked it up. Talk to the hand...
> .

So after looking it up, you still contend it is blocks away, idiot?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: The Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:22PM

upper hand Wrote:
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> So after looking it up, you still contend it is
> blocks away, idiot?

The map made it pretty clear, asshole. No map skills either, I guess. By the way, NVMR Open House at the Vienna Station tomorrow, from 1:00 to 5:00. Come on by and see what real men do in their spare time. Free kicks on the nuts for assholes. Just great fun for everyone else.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Florida East Coast Line ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:27PM

Deutsche Bahn Wrote:
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> Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of
> prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have gravy
> fries, though. Big mistake!

Maybe our local Gelbwurst Guru should have a talk with them.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Monongahela ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:34PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> The map made it pretty clear, asshole. No map
> skills either, I guess.

Asshole Spotter was spot-on in his assessment outline. Did you see that doofus-boy is now trying to resurrect and expunge his utter failure in an older thread? This is getting more laughable by the minute.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Vienna resident ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:39PM

Online wars of attrition are won by people who place a low value on their time. It is clear what strategy Actually... has adopted and why.

Since you are so proud of your use of idioms, here is one for you: A penny for your thoughts would be price-gouging.

Quit trying to defend our town. We do not want or need you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: upper hand ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:40PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> upper hand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So after looking it up, you still contend it is
> > blocks away, idiot?
>
> The map made it pretty clear, asshole.

Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that the Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border one another. It also made it clear that you were wrong to contend that the Budget Inn is blocks away. Your stupidity and penchant for lies know no bounds.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Take a ride on the Reading ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:45PM

Monongahela Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter was spot-on in his assessment
> outline. Did you see that doofus-boy is now
> trying to resurrect and expunge his utter failure
> in an older thread? This is getting more
> laughable by the minute.

Ah, the one about the $500K ramblers? Asshole uses about 18 different ID's to make 18 different mistakes. Looks like Spotter got him every single time.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Danni ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:50PM

Spotter is by far the superior intellect in this and most threads. I picture him as a distinguished looking mature man much like Sean Connery. I hope he continues to put these cretins in their place. Bravo, good sir!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Washington & Old Dominion ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:52PM

Vienna resident Wrote:
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> Online wars of attrition are won by people who
> place a low value on their time. It is clear what
> strategy Actually... has adopted and why.

It's lunch hour, asshole. Some friends are just having some good clean fun with you here. You shouldn't be so sensitive. I'm told that you actually live in Falls Church, by the way. Somewhere down near Seven Corners?

[Can't believe nobody had used the W&OD yet. It ran right outside the door.]

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: The Milwaukee Road ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:56PM

upper hand Wrote:
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> Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that the
> Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border
> one another.

No, that's not what it shows. Try again.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 18, 2014 12:56PM

Can someone call back the clean up crew - the liver really smells right now and I have a date tonight with a hammer.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cartographer ()
Date: October 18, 2014 01:14PM

The Milwaukee Road Wrote:
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> upper hand Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes it did. It made it readily apparent that
> the
> > Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn do in fact border
> > one another.
>
> No, that's not what it shows. Try again.


Yes, it does. You're either incredibly stupid or a really shitty liar. The Northeast corner of the Budget Inn borders the Southwest corner of the Quarry Inn.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Trainwreck! ()
Date: October 18, 2014 02:44PM

Vienna resident Wrote:
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> Online wars of attrition are won by people who
> place a low value on their time. It is clear what
> strategy Actually... has adopted and why.
>
> Since you are so proud of your use of idioms, here
> is one for you: A penny for your thoughts would be
> price-gouging.
>
> Quit trying to defend our town. We do not want or
> need you.


No shit.

I made one post here last night to light the psycho's fuse.

He then wastes the next 18 hours of his life talking to himself.

lmao!


79TQ

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:23PM

Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along. Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?

Meanwhile, good show yesterday and the beers and gravy fries were very nice as well. Thanks to the railroad guys for all that, and for supplying so many of the posts on Friday night. Those actually came from a NVMR-related blog after friends were quickly briefed and asked to provide appropriate contributions of their own. The names were of course changed to protect the innocent, and some spackling was done to feather them into the context of the thread over here, but the point was certainly made and made well. No idea who Danni was, though.

But to return for just a moment to the stinking piles of dung that have been left lying about by the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church, let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be done.

Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure due to its being completely false.

He further claimed that the county side of Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn. Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs, which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back" from Ruote-29.

And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the place.

And are people from Merrifield really going to be coming over? Why? They have everything they need right where they are. Is it supposed that they will all be bopping over to get to Clare and Don's? Chasin' Tails? Mad Fox Brewing? Please!

And then there's his goober breakdown re the "former A&P" over in Vienna. Too stupid to do anything but swallow a google tidbit at face value. There is nothing in himself that he can add. Monkey see, monkey type.

And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL! What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.

I could of course go on and on about lies and other moronic claims made by the same dumbass poster in God knows how many other threads. He's a braindead dumbfuck from the get go. A person to pee on, but not much more than that.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Spotted Asshole ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:24PM

What?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 09:50PM

Sorry, Didn't mean to wake you. It's not morning yet, so just go back to sleep.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Sad ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:15PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along.
> Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?
>
> Meanwhile, good show yesterday and the beers and
> gravy fries were very nice as well. Thanks to the
> railroad guys for all that, and for supplying so
> many of the posts on Friday night. Those actually
> came from a NVMR-related blog after friends were
> quickly briefed and asked to provide appropriate
> contributions of their own. The names were of
> course changed to protect the innocent, and some
> spackling was done to feather them into the
> context of the thread over here, but the point was
> certainly made and made well. No idea who Danni
> was, though.
>

^^^^^

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 19, 2014 10:23PM

Sad Wrote:
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> [nothing]
> [nothing]
> [nothing]

People with friends and connections and knowledge and intelligence. What a concept, eh?
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: IllinoisCentral-S.CentralFreight ()
Date: October 19, 2014 11:30PM

Florida East Coast Line Wrote:
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> Deutsche Bahn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe, but Italian is just Italian. I kind of
> > prefer the German Gourmet. They don't have
> gravy
> > fries, though. Big mistake!
>
> Maybe our local Gelbwurst Guru should have a talk
> with them.

I could have sworn that German Gourmet closed that location sometime after they moved down to Columbia Pike near Bailey's Crossroads.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Rail Spike ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:08AM

My date the other night called me an Asshole, wonder why?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: And your point is... ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:17AM

IllinoisCentral-S.CentralFreight Wrote:
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> I could have sworn that German Gourmet closed that
> location sometime after they moved down to
> Columbia Pike near Bailey's Crossroads.

Way to keep up. Did you expect a prize?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: And your point is... ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:18AM

Rail Spike Wrote:
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> My date the other night called me an Asshole,
> wonder why?

You didn't think to ask him, did you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 20, 2014 09:37PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> But to return for just a moment to the stinking
> piles of dung that have been left lying about by
> the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church,
> let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is
> NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be
> done.
>
> Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not
> in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure
> due to its being completely false.
>
> He further claimed that the county side of
> Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There
> is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn.
> Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks
> away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further
> away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs,
> which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back"
> from Ruote-29.
>
> And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will
> be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it
> is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the
> place.
>
> And are people from Merrifield really going to be
> coming over? Why? They have everything they need
> right where they are. Is it supposed that they
> will all be bopping over to get to Clare and
> Don's? Chasin' Tails? Mad Fox Brewing? Please!
>
> And then there's his goober breakdown re the
> "former A&P" over in Vienna. Too stupid to do
> anything but swallow a google tidbit at face
> value. There is nothing in himself that he can
> add. Monkey see, monkey type.
>
> And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn
> failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL!
> What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.
>
> I could of course go on and on about lies and
> other moronic claims made by the same dumbass
> poster in God knows how many other threads. He's
> a braindead dumbfuck from the get go. A person to
> pee on, but not much more than that.

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LOL! The butthurt from having been so repeatedly burned in this and a related thread has now gotten so bad for the feeble fuck from Falls Church that he has to prance about from one unrelated thread to the next whining like the worthless little shit that he is about how badly big bad "Asshole Spotter" has treated him. What a sorry-ass piece of middle school slime. What a simply pathetic show, even for a total asswipe loser.



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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: more BS lies from the Asshole ()
Date: October 21, 2014 10:28AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh look! Some more assholes have happened along.
> Are you boys also from Mary Ellen Henderson?
>
> But to return for just a moment to the stinking
> piles of dung that have been left lying about by
> the massively ignorant fuck from Falls Church,
> let's recall that simply bulldozing city blocks is
> NOT how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be
> done.

No, it is called building a structure after that. But, before building a structure, bulldozing and tearing down occurs. Even a preschooler knows that.

> Buttfuck's further claim that Tinner Hill is not
> in Falls Church was of course a stinking failure
> due to its being completely false.

The actual hill is in Fairfax County. At the base of the hill is where the boundary line falls. Geography is another area where you lack any intellect.

> He further claimed that the county side of
> Route-29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels. There
> is ONE hotel there of any type -- The Quarry Inn.
> Just as the map shows, the Budget Inn is blocks
> away from the county side of 29 -- MUCH further
> away than the northern extents of Greenway Downs,
> which moron-fuck believes to be "largely set back"
> from Ruote-29.

The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee Highway. The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee Highway. If it is blocks away (as you erroneously contend), how can the address be on the same block? In fact, the properties border one another.

Don't believe me, look it up here:

http://icare.fairfaxcounty.gov/search/commonsearch.aspx?mode=address



> And then there is the claim that Tinner Hill will
> be a grand new "entrance" to Falls Church when it
> is in fact the city that lies on both sides of the
> place.

So, the Quarry Inn, Sislers, Ace Tool Rental, Budget Inn and Karaoke Idol, all of which lie across the street from the project are within the city boundaries??

> And are people from Merrifield really going to be
> coming over?

Is this the same Merrifield where rents are "$35-40 per sqft per month"? Bwahahahahahahaah!!!!

> And then there's his goober breakdown re the
> "former A&P" over in Vienna.

Are you contending that it was never an A&P???

> And do we need to revisit the epic crash-and-burn
> failure of mentioning the German Gourmet? LOL!
> What an abortion that was! The wages of stupid.

Umm, how? Everything I mentioned about it was correct.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 12:26PM

more BS lies from the Asshole Wrote:
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> No, it is called building a structure after that.
> But, before building a structure, bulldozing and
> tearing down occurs. Even a preschooler knows
> that.

Then you shouldn't have simply lied about it and tried to deny that it was even in Falls Church when it was pointed out that the ghastly scar of Tinner Hill is hardly an example of how Falls Church -- as opposed to Vienna -- does in-fill and tear-down as they are "supposed" to be done. You were caught having to defend an absolute monstrosity, so you simply prevaricated (look it up).

> The actual hill is in Fairfax County. At the base
> of the hill is where the boundary line falls.
> Geography is another area where you lack any
> intellect.

Fuckwad, no one cares about your dumb off-topic hill. Even your pre-school pals know exactly what Tinner Hill means today. This is just more douchebag deflection, pretense, and cover-up from a worthless fool who needs such things on a regular basis due to his being such a lying low-life asshole.

> The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee Highway.
> The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee
> Highway.

Check the fucking map, moron. Your claim that the county side of 29 is "riddled with" rundown hotels was another grandiose fucking lie that your were caught in and duly skewered for. Same with Greenway Downs. You are just a stupid lying assfuck.

> So, the Quarry Inn, Sislers, Ace Tool Rental,
> Budget Inn and Karaoke Idol, all of which lie
> across the street from the project are within the
> city boundaries??

Like Annandale, none of those are in Falls Church, you pathetic dumbshit. As I pointed out to Your Ignorance earlier, S Washington St is the city-line. Has been since the city gerrymandered the black folk of South Falls Church out of town some 130 years ago. Meanwhile, your worse than moronic supposition here is that Tinner Hill will be some new Colossus of Rhodes type thing welcoming travelers from the west, when in fact such as actually make that trek will already have entered Falls Church way back by the Lee Graham shopping center. Again all we get are more fucktard lies and pretension from the worthless asshole.

And of course, who again is really going to be coming from Merrifield to Falls Church to begin with? What are the attractions of Falls Church that you suppose will be luring them in like the Lorelei? LOL!

> Is this the same Merrifield where rents are
> "$35-40 per sqft per month"? Bwahahahahahahaah!!!!

I don't think so. Being so much more desirable than places in the aging inner suburbs, a studio of 400 sqft or so in Halstead for example might go for $1650 a month, but that would be about $50 per sqft per YEAR, not per month. Did your fumble-fingers simply type that incorrectly or are you really THAT stupid?

> Are you contending that it was never an A&P???

No, that as a clueless asswipe, you simply googled Norm's and came across a WaPo reference to an A&P of forty years ago, then used that without having any idea at all of the facts behind and beyond it. That's the sort of thinly-veiled desperation play that marks you so clearly as an incredibly stupid fucktard.

> Umm, how? Everything I mentioned about it was correct.

Well, not actually the part about how I'd never been there, what with having been scared off by the word "Gourmet" and all. It turns out of course that (unlike you) I've been a regular there for decades. What a huge fucking embarrassment for your already stinging butt to have to try to deal with. Ouchie, ouchie!

The bottom line here, dumbfuck, is that you are a repulsive lying assfuck bottom-feeder, and every time you post, it merely provides me with further opportunity to underscore that simple fact. I tower above you in terms of wealth, intelligence, travel, experience, and pretty much anything else one could think of. You are nothing more than a talent-free slobbering little squid (look it up).

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: dumshit still can't read a map ()
Date: October 21, 2014 12:48PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Then you shouldn't have simply lied about it and
> tried to deny that it was even in Falls Church
> when it was pointed out that the ghastly scar of
> Tinner Hill is hardly an example of how Falls
> Church -- as opposed to Vienna -- does in-fill and
> tear-down as they are "supposed" to be done. You
> were caught having to defend an absolute
> monstrosity, so you simply prevaricated (look it
> up).

You are talking about a hole in the ground for a foundation. I am talking about a soon to be completed structure. See the difference? As for the actual hill, it is in Fairfax county across the street from the Reserve.

> > The address of the Quarry Inn is 7147 Lee
> Highway.
> > The address of the Budget Inn is 7155 Lee
> > Highway.
>
> Check the fucking map, moron.

I did. It is a map you obviously cannot comprehend. No surprise really. You are a colossal dumbfuck so the ability to look at a map and see boundary lines and the fact that two parcels of land (the Budget Inn and Quarry Inn) are adjacent to one another is way out of your league.

Do you know how to use street view?


View Larger Map

Click on the above link. In it, you will see the Quarry Inn on your left and the Budget inn on your right. You will notice that the Budget Inn actually comes all the way behind the Quarry Inn. That is where the two parcels are adjacent to one another.

If you are so confident that the Budget Inn is "blocks away," put your money where your mouth is. If they are not adjacent properties, I will pay you $1000, if they are, you only owe me $10 (ask your mom if you can borrow it).

So, answer one question. Are the Quarry Inn and Budget Inn adjacent properties?

> Like Annandale, none of those are in Falls Church,
> you pathetic dumbshit.

I am pointing out the distinction between the county side and the city side. On the county side you have the aforementioned establishments and on the city side, you have the new Reserve being built.

> I don't think so. Being so much more desirable
> than places in the aging inner suburbs, a studio
> of 400 sqft or so in Halstead for example might go
> for $1650 a month, but that would be about $50
> per sqft per YEAR, not per month. Did your
> fumble-fingers simply type that incorrectly or are
> you really THAT stupid?

You tell us....

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1178407/1178822.html#msg-1178822

> > Are you contending that it was never an A&P???
>
> No, that as a clueless asswipe, you simply googled
> Norm's and came across a WaPo reference to an A&P
> of forty years ago, then used that without having
> any idea at all of the facts behind and beyond it.
> That's the sort of thinly-veiled desperation play
> that marks you so clearly as an incredibly stupid
> fucktard.

Why would I google Norm's when the conversation was about a Fresh Market??

Jeebus, you are a dumb piece of shit.

> Well, not actually the part about how I'd never
> been there, what with having been scared off by
> the word "Gourmet" and all. It turns out of
> course that (unlike you) I've been a regular there
> for decades. What a huge fucking embarrassment
> for your already stinging butt to have to try to
> deal with. Ouchie, ouchie!

Oh, you are a "regular." Sure. Just like the Quarry Inn and Budget Inn are "blocks away." LOL! And you haven't proven you've ever set foot in there.

> The bottom line here, dumbfuck, is that you are a
> repulsive lying assfuck bottom-feeder, and every
> time you post, it merely provides me with further
> opportunity to underscore that simple fact. I
> tower above you in terms of wealth, intelligence,
> travel, experience, and pretty much anything else
> one could think of. You are nothing more than a
> talent-free slobbering little squid (look it up).

You all worked up because I exposed how little you know?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 04:58PM

dumshit still can't read a map Wrote:
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[ You are making this awfully easy, asshole! ]

> You are talking about a hole in the ground for a
> foundation. I am talking about a soon to be
> completed structure. See the difference?

Of course. And neither one of them is or ever will be any part of how in-fill and tear-down are supposed to be done. Falls Church merely became a strip-mining enterprise that leveled entire city blocks in one fell swoop. That's not how proper in-fill and tear-down are done. YOU FUCKING LOSE.

> As for the actual hill, it is in Fairfax county across
> the street from the Reserve.

Tinner Hill today MEANS the fucking hole in the ground, asshole. It's like Metro. It has just one common meaning. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Click on the above link. In it, you will see the Quarry
> Inn on your left and the Budget inn on your right.

No, moron. You will see the Quarry Inn on the left, and on the right, you will see the FUCKING SIGN that points the way down the dusty road toward the distant Budget Inn that is blocks away from the county side of 29. It's all "43 Miles to Stuckey's." YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> If you are so confident that the Budget Inn is
> "blocks away," put your money where your mouth is.
> If they are not adjacent properties, I will pay
> you $1000, if they are, you only owe me $10 (ask
> your mom if you can borrow it).

Ah, one of them thar internet bets. Proof positive that you are indeed a mere middle schooler. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> You tell us....

You're saying that your post was indeed a typo? Like the one in the year-and-a-half old thread that you strangely linked to? Your numbers were just plain off the wall, asshole. Maybe you just grossly mistyped them or maybe you are even more exceptionally stupid than anyone had thought. Either way, YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Why would I google Norm's when the conversation
> was about a Fresh Market??

Because I had just mentioned Norm's as being among the notable places located in the same center as The Fresh Market, that's why. Not knowing the first fucking thing about any of them, you googled Norm's and found this from a 2011 WaPo article...

"Last month, Norm’s customers launched an uprising after learning that The Fresh Market, an upscale grocery making its debut in the D.C. area in an old A&P space, had signed a lease with a non-compete clause for neighboring merchants selling alcohol."

That teeny-tiny bit is your one and only shred of remotely pertinent knowledge. You're just an itinerant numb-nuts assfuck after all, meaning that you did not know that since the A&P closed 40 years ago, it had been succeeded by a Minnesota Fabrics store, then a Joe Theismann's Restaurant, then a That's Amore! Restaurant, then experiencing an extended period of vacancy before The Fresh Market finally opened up. This A&P bit was all just part of on-going and fail-driven desperate flailing on your part here, meaning that YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

> Oh, you are a "regular."

Yes, that's right, a regular. Since back in those dark, desperate days when I briefly lived in downtown Falls Church. Eat my dust, goober-shit.

> And you haven't proven you've ever set foot in there.

LOL! Fold your tents, fathead. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN. It's your destiny here, you know.



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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: they are neighbors ()
Date: October 21, 2014 05:02PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> No, moron. You will see the Quarry Inn on the
> left, and on the right, you will see the FUCKING
> SIGN that points the way down the dusty road
> toward the distant Budget Inn that is blocks away
> from the county side of 29. It's all "43 Miles to
> Stuckey's." YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN.

Use the street view dipshit, or is that too hard for you? I bet it is, you impotent fuck. It sits RIGHT FUCKING THERE. The properties are connected!

Learn how to read a map.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 05:05PM

43 Miles to Stuckey's.

You're hosed, asshole!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: geography ain't his thing ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:05PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> 43 Miles to Stuckey's.
>
> You're hosed, asshole!


You can see the Budget inn in the picture, tard boy. 43 miles is probably your daily commute, you drone.

I realize a few feet my seem like a few blocks to an out of shape, impotent ass wipe but to the rest of the ambulatory population, it is right next door.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:34PM

New Jersey is right next door to Manhattan.

The fucking Budget Inn however is nowhere near the county side of 29 that you claimed to be "riddled with" rundown hotels. Your claim was a hoax. It's been repeatedly debunked. YOU FUCKING LOSE AGAIN. And again and again and again, ad infinitum. You are just a worthless, braindead, and easily ridiculed teenage douchebag.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: maps are hard for this tard ()
Date: October 21, 2014 06:52PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> The fucking Budget Inn however is nowhere near the
> county side of 29 that you claimed to be "riddled
> with" rundown hotels. Your claim was a hoax.
> It's been repeatedly debunked. YOU FUCKING LOSE
> AGAIN. And again and again and again, ad
> infinitum. You are just a worthless, braindead,
> and easily ridiculed teenage douchebag.


And yet there it is right in the picture. The yellow and brown building right next to the Quarry Inn. You lose. You must be used to it by now. It's address is 7155 Lee Highway. Are you now contending that Lee Highway is not the county side of 29?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:12PM

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!



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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: GoreGrish ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:17PM

For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-half-by-train.33563/

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: After losing, tard goes crazy ()
Date: October 21, 2014 07:29PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!


You do realize that much of Merrifield started as holes in the ground. It's how you build things. Except for Target, they opted for an above ground garage. Nothing screams classy like an above ground parking structure! LOL!

People who frequent Merrifield are the same type of "business traveler" that uses the Quarry Inn and the Budget Inn (which, are of course, right next to each other).

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 08:15PM

After losing, tard goes crazy Wrote:
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> You do realize that much of Merrifield started as
> holes in the ground. It's how you build things.

Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls Church, no one ever said that Merrifield would be an example of residential in-fill and tear-down as it is supposed to be done

> Except for Target, they opted for an above ground garage.
> Nothing screams classy like an above ground parking
> structure! LOL!

Yeah, Mosaic, Ballston, Tysons, the Galleria, Halstead, Mill Creek, Reston Town Center. Just a bunch of dumps.

> People who frequent Merrifield are the same type
> of "business traveler" that uses the Quarry Inn
> and the Budget Inn...

LOL! Haven't you been there? These are high-end residential, retail, and dining destinations. There are of course a number of hotels going for $200 a night and up, but those are not at all what the area is about. Take a step up and move to Merrifield. Or is the piggybank feeling a little sad just now?

> which, are of course, right next to each other.

Except for the Hudson River-like space between the two that shows up so clearly on a map. Teenage douchebag.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 21, 2014 08:51PM

GoreGrish Wrote:
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> For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train
> accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
> http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-
> half-by-train.33563/

Reminds me of what my son did to his sister.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:01PM

LOL!
.
Attachments:
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:06PM

By the way, anyone seen any of this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church?
.
Attachments:
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NuHGj ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:17PM

GoreGrish Wrote:
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> For anyone curious to see what a human vs. train
> accident looks like. Warning, this is graphic:
> http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/women-split-in-
> half-by-train.33563/


We're already watching that here with the Asshole being repeatedly run over.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:32PM

That would be the Teenage Douchebag chiming in again, and just as ineffectively as ever. Lost every point he's tried to raise. Smackdown Man is simply toying with him now.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Western North Carolina Railroad ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:36PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!

Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: psychosezwut? ()
Date: October 21, 2014 09:40PM

Western North Carolina Railroad Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> > Dum.....dum, dum
> >
> > Out in Merrifield
> > We pay lots for our meals
> > And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> > We don't need to fib
> > To seem like we're glib
> > We already got all our shit together, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
> >
> > Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> > You got to watch for teenage douchebags
> >
> > Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> > douchebag-land
> > Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> > There's holes in the ground.
> > And unintelligent sound.
> > Let's push right on through it
> > Before we get deported.
> >
> > Teenage douchebags
> > Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> > Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> > Teenage douchebags
> >
> > They're all worthless!!!
>
> Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!


not-this-shit-again.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Mom ()
Date: October 22, 2014 09:29AM

Son, your father wants you to get a job, so we are cutting off the internet in the basement to motivate our failure of a son. Such a waste - you're so witty and smart, but like most entitled kids we failed in teaching you to take care of yourself.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Yeah, it is... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:35AM

Western North Carolina Railroad Wrote:
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> Jesus, Spotter! That's really good!

I put the words on the screen and then played the original off YouTube in the background. It's SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual talent! I may never hear that song again without thinking "before we get deported" and laughing. That was really a good job.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:38AM

psychosezwut? Wrote:
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> [nothing]

Adapt or die, asshole. Your own ignorance is what's killing you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:47AM

Asshole Spotter Mom Wrote:
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> Son, your father wants you to get a job, so we are
> cutting off the internet in the basement to
> motivate our failure of a son. Such a waste -
> you're so witty and smart, but like most entitled
> kids we failed in teaching you to take care of
> yourself.

Trouble in head. Big trouble. Worse than usual. Spotter is a wealthy retired person who lives in a stunning seven-figure home in a very upscale area outside the Beltway. You will slave all your life and not end with even a small fraction of what Spotter has. Spotter is simply smarter than you. People like, want, and need smart. They are very willing to pay for smart. Stupid, not so much, and that's where your problems begin.

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Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:53AM

Yeah, it is... Wrote:
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> I put the words on the screen and then played the
> original off YouTube in the background. It's
> SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual talent!
> I may never hear that song again without
> thinking "before we get deported" and laughing.
> That was really a good job.

Thanks. I didn't actually like that line so much myself, but hey. I did like the "tip for Heather" and "shit together" thing, and of course, "we'll travel east into douchebag-land." I think it's destined to become a classic, all in all.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 10:59AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> By the way, anyone seen any of this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church?

So, nobody's actually seen this stuff at the Giant in Falls Church then? I guess you are saying that it must have come from the German Gourmet down on 244 or something...
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: They live there rent free ()
Date: October 22, 2014 11:56AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yeah, it is... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I put the words on the screen and then played
> the
> > original off YouTube in the background. It's
> > SPOT-ON! Somebody on FFXU has some actual
> talent!
> > I may never hear that song again without
> > thinking "before we get deported" and laughing.
>
> > That was really a good job.
>
> Thanks. I didn't actually like that line so much
> myself, but hey. I did like the "tip for Heather"
> and "shit together" thing, and of course, "we'll
> travel east into douchebag-land." I think it's
> destined to become a classic, all in all.


tumblr_mmabsnQCua1s8759wo1_500.jpg

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: cartography lesson for the tard ()
Date: October 22, 2014 12:30PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls Church,
> no one ever said that Merrifield would be an
> example of residential in-fill and tear-down as it
> is supposed to be done

And yet you keep bringing it up. Over and over, ad nauseum. Besides, the Reserve is on the site of a former car lot. Do you consider car lots "residential"? You may live in a garage on a car lot, but most people don't and it isn't considered residential.

But hey, we know what progress is. Repainting an old A&P. LOL!

> LOL! Haven't you been there?

Of course. It isn't as impressive as you claim it to be.

> Take a step up and move to
> Merrifield.

I am sure Merrifield is a step up for YOU.

> Or is the piggybank feeling a little
> sad just now?

As always, he's fat and happy. We know you are just one of those, tubby.


> Except for the Hudson River-like space between the
> two that shows up so clearly on a map.

Again, you need some remedial help on how to read a map. The width of the lower Hudson is about 4500-5000 feet around the area that connects NJ to NY. Let's assume that is what you are talking about after your NJ/Manhattan comment.

Do you know how many feet are in a mile? You probably don't as you are too out of shape to walk that far. Well, it is 5280. You are alleging that the two hotels are nearly a mile apart. That is pretty retarded, even for you. The street view pictures clearly show both hotels in the same shot being on adjacent properties.

Below is a map of the properties in discussion. Over in the bottom left hand corner of the map, there is this line with a number above it. That's called a map scale. See that little distance between the two black vertical lines where it says 20 feet? That tells you that no matter where you are on the map, 20 feet will always equal the distance between those vertical lines.

I know this is way over your head, but we'll give it a try anyway. Look at the northeast corner of the Budget Inn structure. See it? Now, get a piece of paper and put the bottom left corner of it in the middle of the north east corner of the Budget Inn. Take a pen and draw a little dash at the point where it intersects the Quarry Inn. Take another piece of paper and draw a little dash at a point from the corner of the paper that represents the 20 ft. scale mentioned above.

Take that scale piece and move it along the distance of the length between the two Inns. You should get about 3 full ones and about 3/4 of another. That equals about 75 feet.

Go ahead. Ask someone smarter than you if that is correct. They will tell you it is.

75 feet may sound like a long way for an out of shape impotent fool, but for many of us, we have driveways longer than that.

Does 75 feet sound like 4500-5000 feet? Didn't think so!

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=7155+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&hl=en&sll=38.878251,-77.178368&sspn=0.001867,0.00372&oq=7155+l&t=h&hnear=7155+Lee+Hwy,+Falls+Church,+Virginia+22046&z=20

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Neighbor ()
Date: October 22, 2014 12:31PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Trouble in head. Big trouble. Worse than usual.
> Spotter is a wealthy retired person who lives in a
> stunning seven-figure home in a very upscale area
> outside the Beltway. You will slave all your life
> and not end with even a small fraction of what
> Spotter has. Spotter is simply smarter than you.
> People like, want, and need smart. They are very
> willing to pay for smart. Stupid, not so much,
> and that's where your problems begin.

Upscale?
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: October 22, 2014 03:42PM

Mashed assfuck seems to be oozing all over the place. Somebody must have put a few of them through the blender again. What a bunch of sorry-ass losers!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: just one person ()
Date: October 22, 2014 03:58PM

Hmmm... Wrote:
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> Mashed assfuck seems to be oozing all over the
> place. Somebody must have put a few of them
> through the blender again. What a bunch of
> sorry-ass losers!


It is Actually one person, Asshole Spotter, posting under different names. A pretty common occurrence for him.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:22PM

Asshole Spotter Neighbor Wrote:
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> Upscale?

Yes, upscale. A huge step up from the cramped and dingy digs so typical of Falls Church. Of course, it is quite a way from here to Honey Pig.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:26PM

just one person Wrote:
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> It is Actually one person, Asshole Spotter,
> posting under different names. A pretty common
> occurrence for him.

Congratulations on your first post at FFXU, "just one person". You do sound a lot like fifty other total assholes who have posted here in the past 24 hours, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: 75 feet exactly ()
Date: October 22, 2014 04:27PM

cartography lesson for the tard Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ever the teenage douchebag. Unlike Falls
> Church,
> > no one ever said that Merrifield would be an
> > example of residential in-fill and tear-down as
> it
> > is supposed to be done
>
> And yet you keep bringing it up. Over and over,
> ad nauseum. Besides, the Reserve is on the site
> of a former car lot. Do you consider car lots
> "residential"? You may live in a garage on a car
> lot, but most people don't and it isn't considered
> residential.
>
> But hey, we know what progress is. Repainting an
> old A&P. LOL!
>
> > LOL! Haven't you been there?
>
> Of course. It isn't as impressive as you claim it
> to be.
>
> > Take a step up and move to
> > Merrifield.
>
> I am sure Merrifield is a step up for YOU.
>
> > Or is the piggybank feeling a little
> > sad just now?
>
> As always, he's fat and happy. We know you are
> just one of those, tubby.
>
>
> > Except for the Hudson River-like space between
> the
> > two that shows up so clearly on a map.
>
> Again, you need some remedial help on how to read
> a map. The width of the lower Hudson is about
> 4500-5000 feet around the area that connects NJ to
> NY. Let's assume that is what you are talking
> about after your NJ/Manhattan comment.
>
> Do you know how many feet are in a mile? You
> probably don't as you are too out of shape to walk
> that far. Well, it is 5280. You are alleging
> that the two hotels are nearly a mile apart. That
> is pretty retarded, even for you. The street view
> pictures clearly show both hotels in the same shot
> being on adjacent properties.
>
> Below is a map of the properties in discussion.
> Over in the bottom left hand corner of the map,
> there is this line with a number above it. That's
> called a map scale. See that little distance
> between the two black vertical lines where it says
> 20 feet? That tells you that no matter where you
> are on the map, 20 feet will always equal the
> distance between those vertical lines.
>
> I know this is way over your head, but we'll give
> it a try anyway. Look at the northeast corner of
> the Budget Inn structure. See it? Now, get a
> piece of paper and put the bottom left corner of
> it in the middle of the north east corner of the
> Budget Inn. Take a pen and draw a little dash at
> the point where it intersects the Quarry Inn.
> Take another piece of paper and draw a little dash
> at a point from the corner of the paper that
> represents the 20 ft. scale mentioned above.
>
> Take that scale piece and move it along the
> distance of the length between the two Inns. You
> should get about 3 full ones and about 3/4 of
> another. That equals about 75 feet.
>
> Go ahead. Ask someone smarter than you if that is
> correct. They will tell you it is.
>
> 75 feet may sound like a long way for an out of
> shape impotent fool, but for many of us, we have
> driveways longer than that.
>
> Does 75 feet sound like 4500-5000 feet? Didn't
> think so!
>
> https://maps.google.com/maps?q=7155+Lee+Highway,+F
> alls+Church,+VA&hl=en&sll=38.878251,-77.178368&ssp
> n=0.001867,0.00372&oq=7155+l&t=h&hnear=7155+Lee+Hw
> y,+Falls+Church,+Virginia+22046&z=20


Or 75 feet exactly according to driving directions.

https://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Budget+Inn,+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&daddr=Quarry+Inn+Motel,+Lee+Highway,+Falls+Church,+VA&hl=en&ll=38.879241,-77.178526&spn=0.000467,0.00093&sll=38.879237,-77.178554&sspn=0.000467,0.00093&geocode=FdE7UQIdeFlm-yGJxDIWBRA2MCktNsHluLS3iTGJxDIWBRA2MA%3BFX0-UQIdQ1pm-yFSxTe-n4JAXSmX3pfnuLS3iTFSxTe-n4JAXQ&oq=Quarry+&mra=ls&t=m&z=21

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:39PM

You could sing this entire song in the time it would take a healthy 30-year old to walk from the Quarry Inn around the corner and down the dusty road to the Budget Inn. Maybe twice. Including humming the musical interludes.
________

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!
________

The Budget Inn is not a part of the commercial strip on the county side of 29 that was supposedly "riddled with" rundown hotels. All that was just putrid lies being told by degenerate assholes.

A = Quarry Inn. Set back from rioad, but part of commercial strip along 29/237.
B = Budget Inn. Nowhere near being part of commercial strip along 29/237.
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: asshole plugger ()
Date: October 22, 2014 05:57PM

Assholes can usually spot their own kind

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: ?????? ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:01PM

Is it true that asshole spotter used to be a catholic priest?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: As shoe still can't read a map ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:08PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> You could sing this entire song in the time it
> would take a healthy 30-year old to walk from the
> Quarry Inn around the corner and down the dusty
> road to the Budget Inn.

What's the name of that dusty road? There isn't one. It is a parking lot. Asshole can't understand maps, street view or map scale. Makes you wonder of his impotent ass can wipe his own behind...

I like how you use a 30 year old. At least you recognize that your out of shape impotent as couldn't walk 75 feet in 3 minutes.

> Maybe twice. Including
> humming the musical interludes.
> ________
>
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!
> ________
>
> The Budget Inn is not a part of the commercial
> strip on the county side of 29 that was supposedly
> "riddled with" rundown hotels.

It certainly is and maps and street view prove it. You are just a failure who can't understand it.

> A = Quarry Inn. Set back from rioad, but part of
> commercial strip along 29/237.
> B = Budget Inn. Nowhere near being part of
> commercial strip along 29/237.
> .

75 feet separates the two.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 22, 2014 06:26PM

As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
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> 75 feet separates the two.

Since the map is presumably to scale, that would make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten feet across. I've driven through there, and it's more than that.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 23, 2014 09:45AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 75 feet separates the two.
>
> Since the map is presumably to scale, that would
> make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten feet
> across. I've driven through there, and it's more
> than that.

http://goo.gl/maps/TkpPf

Better? Looks to scale to me. The lanes appear to be the standard 10-12 feet wide each and the distance still appears to be 75 feet.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: AHole Owned Again ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:10AM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> Eagle Eye Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As shoe still can't read a map Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 75 feet separates the two.
> >
> > Since the map is presumably to scale, that
> would
> > make the 4+ lanes of Lee Highway be about ten
> feet
> > across. I've driven through there, and it's
> more
> > than that.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/TkpPf
>
> Better? Looks to scale to me. The lanes appear
> to be the standard 10-12 feet wide each and the
> distance still appears to be 75 feet.


Looks clear enough to me. Asshole Spotter owned again!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:31AM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> Better?

It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75 feet is just plain wrong. You can't even see the Budget Inn from the road. It's way off the main drag. You've apparently been arguing an unwinnable case here for days. What's wrong with you?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:41AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Better?
>
> It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75
> feet is just plain wrong. You can't even see the
> Budget Inn from the road.

You may need to get your eyes checked there, eagle eye.

Both hotels are plainly visible from the street view.

http://goo.gl/maps/0WgZ0

The Budget Inn is the Yellow one on the right and the Quarry Inn is on the left. In fact, on the left side, you can see where the Budget Inn comes very close to the Quarry Inn Looks like it might just be a tree or two between them.

Do you have a good eye care professional? If not, I can recommend one to you.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:53AM

If you spent as much time arguing about distances between landmarks as you could on paying me to fuck you, I would long be retired from the business!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: NjHD4 ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:55AM

Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
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> If you spent as much time arguing about distances
> between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> business!

You are probably working out of the Budget Inn or Quarry Inn!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:02PM

NjHD4 Wrote:
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>
> You are probably working out of the Budget Inn or
> Quarry Inn!

Very observant - I will give you a 25% discount if you find me

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: ,,,,,,, ()
Date: October 23, 2014 12:18PM

Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
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> If you spent as much time arguing about distances
> between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> business!


Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need for your services.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairfax Prostitute ()
Date: October 23, 2014 01:11PM

,,,,,,, Wrote:
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>
> Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need
> for your services.


With a name like Asshole Spotter, assume he fancies strap on play? The cost is the same and I have various sizes and girths for his pleasure. Come see me limp boy ;)

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Middle School Alert ()
Date: October 23, 2014 11:41PM

Eighth graders -- they all think they're cool.
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: October 24, 2014 12:08AM

Hey Asshole! Can you just start a new thread so this subject line doesn’t keep popping up? I hate to be reminded. Please.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: pedo alert ()
Date: October 24, 2014 12:48AM

Middle School Alert Wrote:
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> Eighth graders -- they all think they're cool.
> .


Who has pictures of 8th graders? Except for pedos and possibly their parents? Parents, of course, wouldn't post them online, so that leaves only one option.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 24, 2014 07:19PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> > Eagle Eye Wrote:
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > It looks just the same as the other map to me. 75
> > feet is just plain wrong.

> You may need to get your eyes checked there, eagle eye.

No, my eyes are actually fine. There are 4 lanes, 2 gutters, and a 4-foot center divider. Width of 29 at that pint is about 55 feet. No way your 75-foot claim could be correct given that, so I stopped in on my way home this evening.

Not only would your claim of a 75-foot driving distance be off by a factor of 4-5, but attempting to follow such a direct route would require one to drive over the edge of a cliff. Not a small cliff. A significant cliff. One caused by the presence there of Tripp Run. That has water in it.

The only actual way to drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn is to go back down the access road, turn right Onto 29, drive past a group of unrelated buildings, then turn right into the Quarry Inn parking lot. Conservatively, it's at least 600 feet all in all. All your claims are bullshit.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 25, 2014 03:35PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > Eagle Eye Wrote:
> > >
> --------------------------------------------------
> -
> > > It looks just the same as the other map to me.
> 75
> > > feet is just plain wrong.
>
> > You may need to get your eyes checked there,
> eagle eye.
>
> No, my eyes are actually fine.

If they are fine, how come you claim you can't see the Budget Inn from the road? It is clearly visible in the street view link and that was a picture taken from the road.

> There are 4 lanes,
> 2 gutters, and a 4-foot center divider. Width of
> 29 at that pint is about 55 feet. No way your
> 75-foot claim could be correct given that, so I
> stopped in on my way home this evening.

You actually went there to check it out? LOL! Sounds like a fun way to start your weekend. Do you make any other road trips based on inane arguments on FFXU threads?

Anyway. Google driving directions and the map scale both indicate it is 75 feet. Sorry if I take their word for it over some mindless asshole on FFXU. I have proven my point with maps and photographs. You have offered no such proof. In fact, your claim that you can't see the Budget Inn is thoroughly debunked by the street view picture where both hotels are visible from the street in the same shot.

> Not only would your claim of a 75-foot driving
> distance be off by a factor of 4-5, but attempting
> to follow such a direct route would require one to
> drive over the edge of a cliff. Not a small
> cliff. A significant cliff. One caused by the
> presence there of Tripp Run. That has water in
> it.

First, it is called Tripps Run. Second, Tripps Run does not bisect either property in question. Nor does it separate the two. Rather, it runs through the Sisler Stone property which is one parcel down from the two properties in question. The two properties of the hotel are adjoining. Do you not agree with that?

Finally, there is no such cliff. Also, the point was being made that the two properties are much closer than the "blocks away" bullshit lie being spewed by some.

> The only actual way to drive from the Budget Inn
> to the Quarry Inn is to go back down the access
> road,

That's not an access road, it is called a parking lot. Ever hear of one of those. They are usually pretty easy spot as they have white lines indicating the parking spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the street view and the satellite photos.

An access road is something you find in many areas along Rt. 50. There is one for the West Falls Shopping Center a bit down the road from this location, but there is no access road at the spot in question.

If you were familiar with the area, you'd probably recall that up until a few years ago, much of that rather large parking lot was the site of the Budget Inn swimming pool. A few years ago, they tore it up, filled it in and paved over it. That is why you have a rather large parking lot for a hotel that would never attract enough customers to fill that lot.

> turn right Onto 29, drive past a group of
> unrelated buildings,

There is exactly ONE building that you would drive past. It is the Karaoke Inn that is located in the aforementioned parking lot.

> then turn right into the
> Quarry Inn parking lot. Conservatively, it's at
> least 600 feet all in all.

Or I could walk the 20 or so feet between the two lots. Or I could run a 75 foot tape measure between the closest point of the two buildings.

> All your claims are
> bullshit.

All of my claims are backed up with photographic and cartographic evidence. You, on the other hand incorrectly stated the the Budget Inn is not visible from the street. You failed to correctly identify the location of Tripps Run. You claimed there was a group of buildings, when in fact there is exactly one. I think we know who the bullshitter is, liar.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: He's a limp dick fool ()
Date: October 27, 2014 01:15AM

,,,,,,, Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you spent as much time arguing about
> distances
> > between landmarks as you could on paying me to
> > fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> > business!
>
>
> Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no need
> for your services.

What a flaccid fool.....

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Henry_Rollins.gif.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:27AM

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody was ignored over the weekend and isn't very happy about it. Troll-bumps result.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Fairlaker ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:38AM

At least it's not obvious or anything.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Justsayn ()
Date: October 27, 2014 07:50AM

He's a limp dick fool Wrote:
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> ,,,,,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax Prostitute Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If you spent as much time arguing about
> > distances
> > > between landmarks as you could on paying me
> to
> > > fuck you, I would long be retired from the
> > > business!
> >
> >
> > Asshole spotter can't get it up. He has no
> need
> > for your services.
>
> What a flaccid fool.....
>
>

Would that be arguing about paying you to fuck him? Cause I don't think you could retire on hot air

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 08:12AM

Looks like the goobers can get a bit ornery when pwned.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Troll #1.2 ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:06AM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Uh-oh. Looks like somebody was ignored over the
> weekend and isn't very happy about it.
> Troll-bumps result.

Too busy watching foosball Bobby?
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:32AM

Troll #1.2 Wrote:
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> Too busy watching foosball Bobby?

Watched Bumgarner do a nice number. This football stuff though is all just a low-grade militaristic land-aggression-based media circus designed attract the eyeballs of those who are devoid of any serious intellectual capacity. Might be right up your alley though.

The troll-bumps meanwhile were glaring. There was muoy butthurt in the air this morning.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: da judge ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:34AM

Not sure why the bumps. "satellite vs. map" settled it with pics and maps. Asshole Spotter was left standing with his forever flaccid dick in his hand.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Taint ()
Date: October 27, 2014 11:45AM

Asshole Spotter pulled out his dick and look what happened.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Neighbor ()
Date: October 27, 2014 12:10PM

Miss the days of Asshole Spotter joking with the trains. Now we only have memories - enjoy!
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 27, 2014 09:16PM

Wow! Somebody went through a really stressful half-hour before lunch. Hopefully, we didn't pop a blood vessel in the brain out there.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite has a lil limp dick ()
Date: October 28, 2014 11:36AM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Wow! Somebody went through a really stressful
> half-hour before lunch. Hopefully, we didn't pop
> a blood vessel in the brain out there.


You should be more worried about the blood vessels in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't fill in order to make a erection.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter Sleep Deprived? ()
Date: October 28, 2014 11:54AM

Sounds like somebody needs to go shopping at one of the many mattress stores in Vienna, and buy a premium mattress that will guarantee a dreamy night's sleep...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 28, 2014 12:15PM

Oaktonite has a lil limp dick Wrote:
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> You should be more worried about the blood vessels
> in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't fill
> in order to make a erection.

High class stuff. Best you've got, I assume? I'd say that someone ought to be out here denying any connection to you. But that's not going to happen. It would violate the Low-life Code, after all.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: You have a lil limp wee wee ()
Date: October 28, 2014 03:52PM

Oaktonite Wrote:
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> Oaktonite has a lil limp dick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You should be more worried about the blood
> vessels
> > in your wiener. You know, the ones you can't
> fill
> > in order to make a erection.
>
> High class stuff. Best you've got, I assume? I'd
> say that someone ought to be out here denying any
> connection to you. But that's not going to
> happen. It would violate the Low-life Code, after
> all.


LOL. Your the last person to be talking about class. You're a scum sucking bottom feeding asshole. You're the dog shit on the underside of a pair of wing tips. You're a liar. Oh, and you're impotent.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: October 28, 2014 04:02PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> If they are fine, how come you claim you can't see
> the Budget Inn from the road? It is clearly
> visible in the street view link and that was a
> picture taken from the road.

Wow! You're just a douchebag in general, aren't you? I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston. I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads and traffic are bad enough in that stretch that those are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus on most. But drive past anywhere often enough, and you'll come to have some familiarity with it.

I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made no sense to me. I looked it up on an ADC map, and then other maps were posted here from the internet. They ALL suggested that your claims were the nonsense I originally suspected. But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped and personally inspected the area Friday evening. That survey quickly confirmed that you are not just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or through simple ignorance I could not say, but your claims are most definitely bullshit.

You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts of Route-29. It is visible as such only from particular vantage points. Buildings that actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the edge of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back from obscure most of the view from that far away.

> You actually went there to check it out? LOL!

Yes, I did. And those five minutes added to an ordinary commute home were quite enough to suggest that you might be just a miserable liar.

> Sounds like a fun way to start your weekend. Do you
> make any other road trips based on inane arguments
> on FFXU threads?

I did have a nice weekend, thank you. Meanwhile, your arguments have indeed been inane, being pretty much what one would expect to hear from a miserable liar. And as noted, the "road trip" was one I was making anyway.

> First, it is called Tripps Run. Second, Tripps
> Run does not bisect either property in question.
> Nor does it separate the two. Rather, it runs
> through the Sisler Stone property which is one
> parcel down from the two properties in question.
> The two properties of the hotel are adjoining. Do
> you not agree with that?

Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run tributary that runs along the base of the cliff that one would plunge over when attempting to drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn without first going back out onto Route-29?

> Finally, there is no such cliff.

Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure douchebag bullshit.

> Also, the point was being made that the two properties
> are much closer than the "blocks away" bullshit lie being
> spewed by some.

A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or more away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies distance between the entrances to the two motels would be approaching two blocks. Even though such rough estimates are more than enough to make a fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on Friday to obtain more precise data. Might be a good chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic cliff as well. You might want to have some prefab lies ready, just in case.

> That's not an access road, it is called a parking lot.
> Ever hear of one of those. They are usually pretty easy
> to spot as they have white lines indicating the parking
> spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the street
> view and the satellite photos.

It is an access road. It exists only to provide automobile access from Route-29. It allows cars to drive past the buildings that have actual frontage on Route-29, then make the multi-story ascent up to the top of the cliff, and finally proceed across a broad plateau to the point where the Budget Inn Office is located. There is nothing else up there. There is no other means of access.

> If you were familiar with the area, you'd probably
> recall that up until a few years ago, much of that
> rather large parking lot was the site of the
> Budget Inn swimming pool. A few years ago, they
> tore it up, filled it in and paved over it.

Interesting. That would explain why the Budget Inn is set so far back from the edge of the cliff, which along with assorted trees and buildings, makes the place all but invisible to passing motorists on Route-29.

> There is exactly ONE building that you would drive
> past. It is the Karaoke Inn that is located in
> the aforementioned parking lot.

You may be referring to the now long-defunct Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which still stand next door to those of an equally defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was the last time YOU took a "road trip" over there, anyway?

> ...Or I could walk the 20 or so feet between the two
> lots. Or I could run a 75 foot tape measure
> between the closest point of the two buildings.

No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would be called. You would be packed up and driven off to a trauma room, just like on TV.

> All of my claims are backed up with photographic
> and cartographic evidence. You, on the other hand
> incorrectly stated the the Budget Inn is not
> visible from the street. You failed to correctly
> identify the location of Tripps Run. You claimed
> there was a group of buildings, when in fact there
> is exactly one. I think we know who the
> bullshitter is, liar.

Once again, I have been there. All your claims are simply bullshit. Your are just a douchebag internet fraud. Have a nice afternoon and evening though.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Falls Hill ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:29PM

causeican Wrote:
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> Hey Asshole! Can you just start a new thread so
> this subject line doesn’t keep popping up? I
> hate to be reminded. Please.

Why don't you just NOT READ any of it? You're like Jimmy Swaggart complaining about prostitution while doing "God's work" with them all the time. And as a simple lurker most of the time, I've rather enjoyed this thread. Overtones of a couple of others that I've also enjoyed. The poor victims seem to think it's all the same guy, but no matter how many of them there are, there are folks who wield the knife really well on the loose in here. It's a pleasure to watch. At least for some of us.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Falls Hill ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:32PM

pedo alert Wrote:
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> Who has pictures of 8th graders?

The internet? I'm just guessing of course.

Okay, time to go home. Back to lurk-mode now.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: da jury ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:40PM

da judge Wrote:
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> Not sure why the bumps. "satellite vs. map"
> settled it with pics and maps.

He's -- I mean, you've been called out on all of it. By a vote of 12-0, we don't think you're going to be able to find a way out of this mess, yer honner.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Oaktonite ()
Date: October 28, 2014 05:48PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> Once again, I have been there. All your claims
> are simply bullshit. Your are just a douchebag
> internet fraud. Have a nice afternoon and evening
> though.

Uh-oh...we got CONTROVERSY! Right here in River City. Cliff controversy! Creek controversy! Karaoke controversy! I wonder who's holding all the trump cards this time?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: facts are facts ()
Date: October 28, 2014 06:05PM

For the newbies: Actually ... = Asshole Spotter = I smell smoke = Eagle Eye = Oaktonite = ....

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Newbie ()
Date: October 28, 2014 06:34PM

Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you please list all the names you've ever used? Or is "facts are facts" the only one?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Hilarious ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:10PM

Dumb fucker has to make up friends. lmao

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: another ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:27PM

facts are facts Wrote:
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> For the newbies: Actually ... = Asshole Spotter =
> I smell smoke = Eagle Eye = Oaktonite = ....

= Falls Hill = ...

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:35PM

Newbie Wrote:
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> Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you please
> list all the names you've ever used? Or is "facts
> are facts" the only one?

LOL! On just the first page of this one thread, he used the following...

Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy), Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach), Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett, Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer, Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors, Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard, Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map. There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further dozens in other threads where he has also received a thrashing.

So now you know.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:43PM

Cliff...Creek...Karaoke...
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: good day for fishing ()
Date: October 28, 2014 07:49PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> Newbie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you
> please
> > list all the names you've ever used? Or is
> "facts
> > are facts" the only one?
>
> LOL! On just the first page of this one thread,
> he used the following...
>
> Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail
> Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three
> dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy),
> Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach),
> Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett,
> Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer,
> Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit
> Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors,
> Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This
> Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live
> There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard,
> Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet
> Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map.
> There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting
> with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further
> dozens in other threads where he has also received
> a thrashing.
>
> So now you know.

Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of posts on the first page that were not his. That is quite an admission.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 08:38PM

good day for fishing Wrote:
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> Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of
> posts on the first page that were not his. That
> is quite an admission.

You're just a transparent sham, asshole.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Harvey ()
Date: October 28, 2014 08:50PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> good day for fishing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Actually ... has now revealed the entire set of
> > posts on the first page that were not his.
> That
> > is quite an admission.
>
> You're just a transparent sham, asshole.



Actually... you are.


my-imaginary-friend-thinks-you-have-seri

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 09:23PM

Still...
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: October 28, 2014 09:48PM

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!

© Asshole Spotter, 2014
.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:02AM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> Wow! You're just a douchebag in general, aren't
> you?

No, that'd be you and more than a few of your multiple personalities.

> I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston.

You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a higher speed limit. Not really surprising you take the long way home.

> I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads and
> traffic are bad enough in that stretch that those
> are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus on
> most.

Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still notice the businesses that are visible from the street.

> But drive past anywhere often enough, and
> you'll come to have some familiarity with it.

It appears you haven't become all that familiar with it though as your claim that the Budget Inn is not visible from the street, which it clearly is.

> I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made no
> sense to me.

Because you just aren't too bright.

> I looked it up on an ADC map, and
> then other maps were posted here from the
> internet. They ALL suggested that your claims
> were the nonsense I originally suspected.

Not if you know how to use a map. Do you know what a map scale is? Do you know how to use it?

http://goo.gl/maps/PZvby

> But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped and
> personally inspected the area Friday evening.

Likely a lie, but let's play along just to prove you wrong (again).

> That survey quickly confirmed that you are not
> just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or
> through simple ignorance I could not say, but your
> claims are most definitely bullshit.

They are 100% true as supported by photographic and cartographic evidence linked to in these posts. You have no such evidence put forward on your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.

> You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts of
> Route-29. It is visible as such only from
> particular vantage points.

http://goo.gl/maps/4QAOS

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

http://goo.gl/maps/pFwxH

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

http://goo.gl/maps/OZV4D

Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.

You NEVER qualified your statement that it is only visible from "particular vantage points." You certainly can't see it from the road when you are in Merrifield, but it is plainly visible when you are in front of it. You claimed it wasn't. It is.

> Buildings that
> actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the edge
> of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back
> from obscure most of the view from that far away.

It is exactly ONE Building.

See here: http://goo.gl/maps/qRJ2n

http://goo.gl/maps/rFzoy

Do you know how to count? How many buildings are in the Budget Inn parking lot that borders the Quarry Inn? What's that? How many? Name them. There might be 2 doors, but it is still one building. There are 5 doors to my home, but it is still one building.

> Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run
> tributary that runs along the base of the cliff
> that one would plunge over when attempting to
> drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn
> without first going back out onto Route-29?

There is no such tributary and there is no such cliff.

http://goo.gl/maps/cUk2r

In order for your assertion to be true, the three buildings on the Sisler's property (seen to the right in the above picture) would have to be build on the side of a cliff and they aren't.


> Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a
> significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a
> cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure
> douchebag bullshit.

Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim is a cliff. No such cliff.

http://binged.it/1zJdSmI

(You can actually see the old pool in the picture).

> A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the
> Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By
> either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or more
> away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies
> distance between the entrances to the two motels
> would be approaching two blocks.

You have offered no proof. In fact, what you have offered has been refuted to the point that you should be embarrassed.

> Even though such
> rough estimates are more than enough to make a
> fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on Friday
> to obtain more precise data.

Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?

> Might be a good
> chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic cliff
> as well. You might want to have some prefab lies
> ready, just in case.

No need for lies when every map and photograph I have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet separate the two buildings.

> > That's not an access road, it is called a
> parking lot.
> > Ever hear of one of those. They are usually
> pretty easy
> > to spot as they have white lines indicating the
> parking
> > spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the
> street
> > view and the satellite photos.
>
> It is an access road.

Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road is. An access road is also known as a frontage road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would have to run parallel to Rte. 29.

> It exists only to provide
> automobile access from Route-29. It allows cars
> to drive past the buildings that have actual
> frontage on Route-29,

There is only one building. The photos prove that. If you have other photographic evidence to the contrary, please provide it here. If not, stop lying about it.

> then make the multi-story
> ascent up to the top of the cliff,

A topographic map does not indicate the presence of this alleged cliff.

https://maps.google.com/gallery/details?id=z4f-ZuCLmiKg.kUOos96GzVzs&hl=en

> Interesting. That would explain why the Budget
> Inn is set so far back from the edge of the cliff,
> which along with assorted trees and buildings,
> makes the place all but invisible to passing
> motorists on Route-29.

One building and a few trees. Please name the buildings if you contend there are more than one.

> You may be referring to the now long-defunct
> Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which
> still stand next door to those of an equally
> defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was the
> last time YOU took a "road trip" over there,
> anyway?

It appears more recent than you despite your obvious lie that you went there last Friday.

> No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously
> injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would be
> called. You would be packed up and driven off to
> a trauma room, just like on TV.

I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two lots. Besides, the slight hill is not the cliff you make it out to be. Maps have been provided to refute your lies.

> Once again, I have been there.

If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot than you seem to be.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: First Law of Holes ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:43AM

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. The one you're currently in is deeper than the one at Tinner Hill. But I'm not going to cut in line.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cliffbar ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:47AM

First Law of Holes Wrote:
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> When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
> The one you're currently in is deeper than the one
> at Tinner Hill. But I'm not going to cut in line.


http://binged.it/102hCin

75 feet between the two buildings.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Internet Ref ()
Date: October 29, 2014 01:36PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> Eagle Eye Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Wow! You're just a douchebag in general,
> aren't
> > you?
>
> No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> multiple personalities.
>
> > I live in Fairfax and work in Ballston.
>
> You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> take the long way home.
>
> > I drive through Falls Church a lot. The roads
> and
> > traffic are bad enough in that stretch that
> those
> > are what my perfectly good eyes need to focus
> on
> > most.
>
> Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> notice the businesses that are visible from the
> street.
>
> > But drive past anywhere often enough, and
> > you'll come to have some familiarity with it.
>
> It appears you haven't become all that familiar
> with it though as your claim that the Budget Inn
> is not visible from the street, which it clearly
> is.
>
> > I saw your comments about 75 feet. They made
> no
> > sense to me.
>
> Because you just aren't too bright.
>
> > I looked it up on an ADC map, and
> > then other maps were posted here from the
> > internet. They ALL suggested that your claims
> > were the nonsense I originally suspected.
>
> Not if you know how to use a map. Do you know
> what a map scale is? Do you know how to use it?
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/PZvby
>
> > But on the theory of best evidence, I stopped
> and
> > personally inspected the area Friday evening.
>
> Likely a lie, but let's play along just to prove
> you wrong (again).
>
> > That survey quickly confirmed that you are not
> > just wrong, but lying. Whether deliberately or
> > through simple ignorance I could not say, but
> your
> > claims are most definitely bullshit.
>
> They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> posts. You have no such evidence put forward on
> your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.
>
> > You will not see the Budget Inn from most parts
> of
> > Route-29. It is visible as such only from
> > particular vantage points.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/4QAOS
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/pFwxH
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/OZV4D
>
> Is it visible from this shot? Yes or no.
>
> You NEVER qualified your statement that it is only
> visible from "particular vantage points." You
> certainly can't see it from the road when you are
> in Merrifield, but it is plainly visible when you
> are in front of it. You claimed it wasn't. It
> is.
>
> > Buildings that
> > actually do front on Route-29, trees, and the
> edge
> > of the cliff that the Budget Inn sits well back
> > from obscure most of the view from that far
> away.
>
> It is exactly ONE Building.
>
> See here: http://goo.gl/maps/qRJ2n
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/rFzoy
>
> Do you know how to count? How many buildings are
> in the Budget Inn parking lot that borders the
> Quarry Inn? What's that? How many? Name them.
> There might be 2 doors, but it is still one
> building. There are 5 doors to my home, but it is
> still one building.
>
> > Fine. What then is the name of the Tripps Run
> > tributary that runs along the base of the cliff
> > that one would plunge over when attempting to
> > drive from the Budget Inn to the Quarry Inn
> > without first going back out onto Route-29?
>
> There is no such tributary and there is no such
> cliff.
>
> http://goo.gl/maps/cUk2r
>
> In order for your assertion to be true, the three
> buildings on the Sisler's property (seen to the
> right in the above picture) would have to be build
> on the side of a cliff and they aren't.
>
>
> > Dude, I stood on top of it. It is quite a
> > significant drop. It is not a slope. It is a
> > cliff, plain and simple. Your claim is pure
> > douchebag bullshit.
>
> Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim
> is a cliff. No such cliff.
>
> http://binged.it/1zJdSmI
>
> (You can actually see the old pool in the
> picture).
>
> > A block in New York City is 264 feet. In the
> > Midwest, a standard of 330 feet is common. By
> > either measure, the Budget Inn is a block or
> more
> > away from the road, and the as-the-crow-flies
> > distance between the entrances to the two
> motels
> > would be approaching two blocks.
>
> You have offered no proof. In fact, what you have
> offered has been refuted to the point that you
> should be embarrassed.
>
> > Even though such
> > rough estimates are more than enough to make a
> > fool of you, perhaps I'll stop off again on
> Friday
> > to obtain more precise data.
>
> Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?
>
> > Might be a good
> > chance to snap some sunset pix of the scenic
> cliff
> > as well. You might want to have some prefab
> lies
> > ready, just in case.
>
> No need for lies when every map and photograph I
> have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet
> separate the two buildings.
>
> > > That's not an access road, it is called a
> > parking lot.
> > > Ever hear of one of those. They are usually
> > pretty easy
> > > to spot as they have white lines indicating
> the
> > parking
> > > spaces. You can clearly see the lines in the
> > street
> > > view and the satellite photos.
> >
> > It is an access road.
>
> Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road
> is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would
> have to run parallel to Rte. 29.
>
> > It exists only to provide
> > automobile access from Route-29. It allows
> cars
> > to drive past the buildings that have actual
> > frontage on Route-29,
>
> There is only one building. The photos prove
> that. If you have other photographic evidence to
> the contrary, please provide it here. If not,
> stop lying about it.
>
> > then make the multi-story
> > ascent up to the top of the cliff,
>
> A topographic map does not indicate the presence
> of this alleged cliff.
>
> https://maps.google.com/gallery/details?id=z4f-ZuC
> LmiKg.kUOos96GzVzs&hl=en
>
> > Interesting. That would explain why the Budget
> > Inn is set so far back from the edge of the
> cliff,
> > which along with assorted trees and buildings,
> > makes the place all but invisible to passing
> > motorists on Route-29.
>
> One building and a few trees. Please name the
> buildings if you contend there are more than one.
>
> > You may be referring to the now long-defunct
> > Karaoke Idol Restaurant, the remains of which
> > still stand next door to those of an equally
> > defunct one-time sub and pizza shop. When was
> the
> > last time YOU took a "road trip" over there,
> > anyway?
>
> It appears more recent than you despite your
> obvious lie that you went there last Friday.
>
> > No, you couldn't. You would be too seriously
> > injured in the fall. Emergency personnel would
> be
> > called. You would be packed up and driven off
> to
> > a trauma room, just like on TV.
>
> I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two
> lots. Besides, the slight hill is not the cliff
> you make it out to be. Maps have been provided to
> refute your lies.
>
> > Once again, I have been there.
>
> If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot
> than you seem to be.



Winner by knockout.


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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 29, 2014 03:04PM

I am what I am and that's all that I am! Any reference to Asshole is pure speculation

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Lost my way ()
Date: October 29, 2014 03:15PM

What the hell is this tread about?
I lost track

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Mr Conductor ()
Date: October 29, 2014 04:52PM

Lost my way Wrote:
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> What the hell is this tread about?
> I lost track

Track Safety!

http://www.insidenova.com/headlines/train-versus-vehicle-crashes-prompt-safety-warning/article_aa5ad9e0-5f87-11e4-9d06-e369f0ea2f70.html

Train versus vehicle crashes prompt safety warning
Posted: Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:00 pm

Police are reminding area residents to drive safely around railroad tracks after a string of recent crashes involving trains and vehicles. On Oct. 23, a train struck a landscaping trailer on U.S. 15 in Haymarket. No one was injured and the train did not derail, police said, but traffic was snarled for several hours.
The next day, Oct. 24, a train struck the rear of a vehicle at the railroad crossing on U.S. 15. There were no injuries in that crash.

This week, on Oct. 28, a vehicle attempting to cross the railroad tracks on Wellington Road in Manassas was struck by a train and had minor damage, Manassas police said. No one was injured.

Between 2011 and 2013, trains struck vehicles five times on U.S. 29 at the tracks near Linton Hall Road in Gainesville. No one was seriously injured in any of the wrecks, which all happened at rush hour and created hours of traffic backups.
Prince William police offered the following tips for drivers:

• Trains and vehicles don’t mix. Never race a train to the crossing because even if you “tie,” you lose.
• The train you see is closer and faster-moving than you think. If you see a train approaching, wait for it to go by before you proceed across the tracks.
• Trains cannot stop quickly. Even if the locomotive engineer sees you, a freight train moving at 55 mph can take a mile or more to stop once the emergency brakes are applied.
• Never drive around lowered gates. It’s both illegal and deadly. If you suspect a crossing signal is malfunctioning call the 800 number posted on or near the crossing signal, or call the police non-emergency number, 703-792-6500.
• Do not get trapped on the tracks. Proceed through a grade crossing only if you are sure you can completely clear the tracks without stopping.
• Get out of your vehicle immediately if it is stopped or stalls on a track with a train coming. Move quickly away from the tracks in the direction from which the train is coming. If you run in the same direction the train is traveling you could be injured by flying debris when the train hits your vehicle.
• Watch for a second train at a multiple-track crossing. One could travel from either direction.
• Look both ways when you need to cross train tracks. When it is safe to cross, do so quickly without stopping. It isn’t safe to stop closer than 15 feet from a rail.
• Always expect a train. Freight trains do not follow set schedules.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:15PM

Actually... Wrote:
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> Newbie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks, that's very helpful. Now could you
> please
> > list all the names you've ever used? Or is
> "facts
> > are facts" the only one?
>
> LOL! On just the first page of this one thread,
> he used the following...
>
> Mr. Conductor, Asshole Spotter Spotter, Rail
> Spike, Asshole Spotter ... (ain't the extra three
> dots clever), Assshole Spotter (aka 3-S guy),
> Sesquipedalian Sycophant (yeah, overreach),
> Saratoga & Schenechtady, NS Club, Warren Buffett,
> Asshole Spotter Mom, Upper Hand, Cartographer,
> Trainwreck, More BS Lies from the Asshole, Dumshit
> Still Can't Read a Map, They Are Neighbors,
> Geography Ain't His Thing, Maps Are Hard for This
> Tard, After Losing/Tard Goes Crazy, They Live
> There Rent Free, Cartography Lesson for the Tard,
> Asshole Spotter Neighbor, Just One Person, 75 Feet
> Exactly, and As Shoe Still Can't Read a Map.
> There have been more on Page-2 of course (starting
> with Satellite vs Map) and there have been further
> dozens in other threads where he has also received
> a thrashing.
>
> So now you know.

THANK you! That explains it.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:51PM

Lost my way Wrote:
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> What the hell is this tread about? I lost track.

Ooooh! I know, I know! It's about the pathetic nature of Teenage Douchebags. And we've got a live one on the line who's about to get his worthless ass kicked across the room yet again. But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Internet Ref ()
Date: October 29, 2014 05:59PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Lost my way Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What the hell is this tread about? I lost
> track.
>
> Ooooh! I know, I know! It's about the pathetic
> nature of Teenage Douchebags. And we've got a
> live one on the line who's about to get his
> worthless ass kicked across the room yet again.
> But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a
> golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.


Summary of this thread.

Asshole in white.


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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: saddam ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:23PM

Asshole Spotter has declared victory more times than the Iraqi Information Minister.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:33PM

Wow! That's pretty big grade change in Cliffbar's picture! Precipitous slope at the top of the frame, but it appears to get only steeper and steeper as you get nearer to the bottom. Some key sections are hidden by trees though. I wonder if Eagle Eye will actually post the conclusive proof over the weekend.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole bitchslapped again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:36PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> But it's not my honor at the moment. That's a
> golf term. Bulgogi boy won't understand.


Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was perfect though.

As for getting your ass kicked across the room, I'd say yours is pretty bruised at the moment.

It is plain for all to see that the Budget Inn is visible from 29 and it is far less than blocks away from the Quarry Inn. I'd tell you that you lost, but you already know that.

Oh, and you can drop the Eagle Eye act.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Cliffbar ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:41PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Wow! That's pretty big grade change in Cliffbar's
> picture! Precipitous slope at the top of the
> frame, but it appears to get only steeper and
> steeper as you get nearer to the bottom. Some key
> sections are hidden by trees though. I wonder if
> Eagle Eye will actually post the conclusive proof
> over the weekend.


Still ain't a cliff or do you not know the difference between a cliff and a hill. Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps Run that Eagle claimed was there. I don't see evidence of it in the pic. Also, according to the pic, what is the shortest distance between the two buildings? Use the scale in the pic.

It's understandable why you refuse to answer the questions, but only makes you look more like the lil bitch you are.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:41PM

Oh, by the way, this stuff is really good! Too bad you can't get it at the Giant in Falls Church.

And I renewed our 2015 Nats season tickets in the club last week. Still too soon to book the Spring Training trip, but looking forward to another strong season already!
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 06:52PM

Cliffbar Wrote:
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> Still ain't a cliff...

Hmmm. From what I see I don't think I'd want to DRIVE over it. Unless I were REALLY desperate to meet some EMT hot chick.

> Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps Run that
> Eagle claimed was there.

No clue on that. You'll have to bide you time like everybody else.

> Also, according to the pic, what
> is the shortest distance between the two
> buildings? Use the scale in the pic.

Looks like straight over the cliff. Not sure if that's advisable though. Eagle Eye seemed a bit taken aback at the mere prospect.

> It's understandable why you refuse to answer the
> questions, but only makes you look more like the
> lil bitch you are.

LOL! You're just a weakling dumbass fucktard toy of mine, you know.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:10PM

Asshole bitchslapped again Wrote:
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> Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I
> played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was
> perfect though.

The video game? Cool! You really are quite the bon vivant. Should have topped off the round with drinks at the "Karaoke Inn". LOL!

> It is plain for all to see that the Budget Inn is
> visible from 29 and it is far less than blocks
> away from the Quarry Inn.

Perhaps you would be able to catch enough fleeting glimpses of it from some angles to enable you to conclude that it was still there if you already knew where it was.

> Oh, and you can drop the Eagle Eye act.

You'll have to take that up with him. Assuming that he gives you the chance.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole gets bitchslapped again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:11PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, by the way, this stuff is really good! Too bad
> you can't get it at the Giant in Falls Church.

There are a great many things not sold at the Giant in Falls Church or any other Giant for that matter. Do you have a point?

> And I renewed our 2015 Nats season tickets in the
> club last week. Still too soon to book the Spring
> Training trip, but looking forward to another
> strong season already!

Good for you. Even though the Nat's schedule hasn't been released, it is never too early to plan a Spring Training trip. This must be your first one.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole owned again ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:16PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Asshole bitchslapped again Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had a nice round at BT yesterday and the way I
> > played, the honor was rarely mine. Weather was
> > perfect though.
>
> The video game? Cool!

Nah, it's a club up in Bethesda. I'd tell you to check it out, but we both know you couldn't pull that off. Besides, you're too impotent to golf.

> You really are quite the
> bon vivant. Should have topped off the round with
> drinks at the "Karaoke Inn". LOL!

Someone on this thread said it was out if business. I'll take your word for it that it is.

> Perhaps you would be able to catch enough fleeting
> glimpses of it from some angles to enable you to
> conclude that it was still there if you already
> knew where it was.

Multiple angles of street view provide more than fleeting glimpses.


> You'll have to take that up with him. Assuming
> that he gives you the chance.

Sure thing.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole is crying now ()
Date: October 29, 2014 07:21PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Cliffbar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Still ain't a cliff...
>
> Hmmm. From what I see I don't think I'd want to
> DRIVE over it. Unless I were REALLY desperate to
> meet some EMT hot chick.

Which still doesn't make it a cliff. Besides, who said you had to drive over it? Oh that's right, your out if shape ass can't walk anywhere.

> > Also, please point out the tributary to Tripps
> Run that
> > Eagle claimed was there.
>
> No clue on that. You'll have to bide you time
> like everybody else.

I'll be sure to do it with bated breath while you think of an excuse to weasel your way out of it. LOL.

> Looks like straight over the cliff. Not sure if
> that's advisable though. Eagle Eye seemed a bit
> taken aback at the mere prospect.

Yeah, and he was wrong about it being visible from the street, the number if buildings and some imaginary tributary. Besides, cliff or no cliff, it is a mere 75 feet between the buildings, which is far less than "blocks away."

> > It's understandable why you refuse to answer
> the
> > questions, but only makes you look more like
> the
> > lil bitch you are.
>
> LOL! You're just a weakling dumbass fucktard toy
> of mine, you know.

You can tell yourself that, but not even you believe it. Pretty sad, you impotent fool.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 08:30PM

Asshole gets bitchslapped again Wrote:
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> There are a great many things not sold at the
> Giant in Falls Church or any other Giant for that
> matter. Do you have a point?

Yes, the fact that it is ONLY available at the German Gourmet, where I am of course a regular. You remember getting your ass waxed and massively rearranged on that little score, don't you, buttfuck?

> Good for you.

Yes, it is. You'll be left out in the cold again, I presume?

> Even though the Nat's schedule hasn't been released,
< it is never too early to plan a Spring Training trip.
> This must be your first one.

LOL! Not hardly. We are regulars there as well. In case you ever make it, the house special at Fishbone Willy's is quite good, but the real deal is Café Coconut Cove off A1A in Melbourne Beach. It's not much of a touristy place or anything, but some of the best German cooking anywhere. Forget your bulgogi, the potato pancakes at CCC are to die for! But we'll be holding off on booking until the schedule is out so as to minimize non-essential travel. Hopefully, the essential kind will include a trip up to Lake Buena Vista and an after-game dinner at the Bull & Bear. Such an island of civility amidst all those alligators.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 08:47PM

Asshole owned again Wrote:
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> Nah, it's a club up in Bethesda. I'd tell you to
> check it out, but we both know you couldn't pull
> that off. Besides, you're too impotent to golf.

Oh, I know where the real one is. I also know that you've never set foot in the place and never will. They're very discriminating. No women.

> Someone on this thread said it was out if
> business. I'll take your word for it that it is.

You should take my word for everything. You'd be more of a man if you did. But considering that the Karaoke Idol Restaurant is in the heart of an area you claim to be an expert on, it was a little odd that you had to be told by someone what the real name was and that it had closed. More than two years earlier. Way to keep up, schmoo!

> Multiple angles of street view provide more than
> fleeting glimpses.

Streets imply driving. The Budget Inn is a long way from the street and is barely visible while driving by in either direction. If you parked, got out, and then positioned yourself in just the proper spots, it would be possible to see enough to make out what it was. Especially if you already knew that it was back there.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: October 30, 2014 09:03PM

Asshole is crying now Wrote:
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> Which still doesn't make it a cliff. Besides, who
> said you had to drive over it? Oh that's right,
> your out if shape ass can't walk anywhere.

Oh, it's a cliff alright. And attempting to prove your claimed walking and driving distances of 75 feet would take one right over the edge of that precipice to certain injury and possible death.

> I'll be sure to do it with bated breath while you
> think of an excuse to weasel your way out of it.

Don't choke.

> Yeah, and he was wrong about it being visible from
> the street, the number if buildings and some
> imaginary tributary. Besides, cliff or no cliff,
> it is a mere 75 feet between the buildings, which
> is far less than "blocks away."

Blocks away involved distance from the road. You know, from the roadside strip you claimed was "riddled with" run-down hotels when there is only one hotel of any type, along with two now long-defunct restaurants, the defunctness of which apparently eluded you over all this time.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole can't even big time it ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:38AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Yes, the fact that it is ONLY available at the
> German Gourmet, where I am of course a regular.
> You remember getting your ass waxed and massively
> rearranged on that little score, don't you,
> buttfuck?

News flash, asshole, posting a picture of a product sold at a store does not make you a regular. Just like posting a random picture of Coyote Moon does not mean you've ever swung a club there.

> Yes, it is. You'll be left out in the cold again,
> I presume?

Toasty warm, shit for brains.

> LOL! Not hardly. We are regulars there as well.
> In case you ever make it, the house special at
> Fishbone Willy's is quite good,

I assume you mean Bonefish Willy's? Way to fuck that one up, turd. I suppose you really enjoy the Monday special there! LOL. Go ahead and look up the Monday special at Willy's.

Now, if on the off chance you can ever get to the area, you may want to check out Grills in the newly upgraded Port of Canaveral. The Lobster Shanty down in Cocoa Beach is pretty good too.

> but the real deal
> is Café Coconut Cove off A1A in Melbourne Beach.
> It's not much of a touristy place or anything, but
> some of the best German cooking anywhere.

It's very good. Interestingly, there is another little gem of a German restaurant not too far away in Cocoa Beach. It's the Heidelburg at Heidi's Jazz Club. If you ever get down there, you should check it out. Hurry though, the Nats won't be at Space Coast too much longer!

> But we'll be holding off on booking
> until the schedule is out so as to minimize
> non-essential travel.

You do know that some of the schedule has been announced, don't you?

> Hopefully, the essential
> kind will include a trip up to Lake Buena Vista
> and an after-game dinner at the Bull & Bear. Such
> an island of civility amidst all those alligators.

I usually just eat at the hotel restaurant - Victoria and Albert's, but maybe I'll check out the Bull and Bear on my next trip.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole still getting schooled ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:44AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, I know where the real one is. I also know
> that you've never set foot in the place and never
> will. They're very discriminating. No women.

You don't wear jealousy very well. But no need to be jealous. It's not like you can play or anything like that. Although the clubhouse is probably far more grand than anything you've ever stepped in.

> You should take my word for everything.

Nah, I wouldn't want to come across as an impotent asshole who is known for being wrong or lying.

> Streets imply driving. The Budget Inn is a long
> way from the street and is barely visible while
> driving by in either direction.

And yet multiple angles of the street view show it clearly visible. You can't dispute the evidence as it clearly supports my position and refutes yours. In fact, you've provided no evidence whatsoever. Why is that?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole needs a map ()
Date: October 31, 2014 09:52AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Oh, it's a cliff alright.

Cliffs are vertical or near vertical rock exposures. That incline is neither vertical or near vertical nor is it a rock exposure. The trees growing on that hill indicate I am correct (again).

> And attempting to prove
> your claimed walking and driving distances of 75
> feet would take one right over the edge of that
> precipice to certain injury and possible death.

Perhaps to an out of shape dipshit, walking 75 feet could be life threatening, but for the rest of the ambulatory population, that walk is nothing special.

> Blocks away involved distance from the road.

Which would still be wrong. The photos don't lie.

Don't forget to post under Eagle Eye tonight telling us how you stopped off with a tape measure. Be sure to post some pics that someone else took and pass them off as your own. That's always a nice touch! LOL!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 01:26PM

Asshole can't even big time it Wrote:
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> News flash, asshole, posting a picture of a
> product sold at a store does not make you a
> regular. Just like posting a random picture of
> Coyote Moon does not mean you've ever swung a club
> there.

LOL! Your worthless ass has been worse than thoroughly trashed on the matter, you wimpish dumbfuck. You tried to make another one of your typically phony plays on the German Gourmet and had it rammed right back down your putrid little douchebag throat. Same with the picture of a "dog leg" at Coyote Moon. You've never set foot in Tahoe. All you know about it is what you are able to Google. Otherwise, you're just a fucking Helen Keller before the big water moment.

> Toasty warm, shit for brains.

At home with the curtains drawn and tucked into a blanket. No Nats Park club seats for you. No parking next to Johnny and Ray. You watch them on TV. We talk to them on the elevator.

> I assume you mean Bonefish Willy's? Way to fuck
> that one up, turd.

Might be. I'm recalling it from memory having last been there now many months ago. You just fucking Googled it yesterday.

> I suppose you really enjoy the Monday special there! LOL.
> Go ahead and look up the Monday special at Willy's.

Which is where you learned that they are closed on Monday's. Such a fucking transparent asshole.

> Now, if on the off chance you can ever get to the
> area, you may want to check out Grills in the
> newly upgraded Port of Canaveral.

I would rather eat at Fish Lips. I know the owner. He's the current head of the Chamber of Commerce as well.

> The Lobster Shanty down in Cocoa Beach is pretty good too.

It's a typical dive. The local Olive Garden would be a better bet.

> It's very good. Interestingly, there is another
> little gem of a German restaurant not too far away
> in Cocoa Beach. It's the Heidelburg at Heidi's
> Jazz Club. If you ever get down there, you should
> check it out. Hurry though, the Nats won't be at
> Space Coast too much longer!

Being German, we stopped into Heidelberg on an earlier trip when we stayed in Cocoa Beach. We haven't been back and don't ever expect to be. The ballpark and Coconut Cove are both certainties however. And the Nats will of course be in Viera over at least the short-term and Florida for the long-term. For myself, I'd prefer that they stay on the east coast because the ocean beaches kick the crap out of the gulf beaches. But we'll do whatever is necessary.

> You do know that some of the schedule has been
> announced, don't you?

Dumbfuck, season ticket holders get info way before you do. There are no game times yet, and further, the number of us making the trip next year hasn't been finalized. All in due time. We have enough money to pay whatever it costs and not give a fig about it. Eat your heart out, loser.

> I usually just eat at the hotel restaurant -
> Victoria and Albert's...

LOL! Not much of a breakfast guy then, I gather?

> ...but maybe I'll check out the Bull and Bear
> on my next trip.

You mean on your next CLICK, Google-Boy? Bull & Bear is in the Waldorf Astoria, meaning you'd have to be brave enough to venture off-property and away from the Disney family-based fantasy theme-site complex in order to get to it. Excellent food, excellent service. Just like in New York. Be careful though. The signage is lousy, there aren't many streetlights, and you know the alligators are out there. Chomp, chomp, chomp!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 01:48PM

Asshole still getting schooled Wrote:
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> You don't wear jealousy very well. But no need to
> be jealous.

Oh, no need at all, I certainly know that!

> It's not like you can play or anything like that.

No, not anymore.

> Although the clubhouse is probably far more grand
> than anything you've ever stepped in.

Hmmm. The Hearst Castle was actually kind of nice. Versailles and Schönbrunn too, for that matter.

> Nah, I wouldn't want to come across as an impotent
> asshole who is known for being wrong or lying.

LOL! You may not WANT to, but....

> And yet multiple angles of the street view show it
> clearly visible.

Carefully selected angles. Ordinary people who drive by simply don't know the place is there. You can;t see it. Which is why they had to put that big sign out by the road that they are so far away from.

> You can't dispute the evidence as it clearly
> supports my position and refutes yours. In
> fact, you've provided no evidence whatsoever.
> Why is that?

Others have done more than enough of that to paint you the fool. I bet cliffbar's photo has been keeping you up nights. I bet that a city block in NYC is 264 feet while in the midwest it's typically 330 feet. I also bet that there's what's left of a dead pizza joint next door to the also dead remains of Karaoke Idol. All news to you, the stupid Falls Church goober-fuck.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 01, 2014 02:12PM

Asshole needs a map Wrote:
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> Cliffs are vertical or near vertical rock
> exposures. That incline is neither vertical or
> near vertical nor is it a rock exposure. The
> trees growing on that hill indicate I am correct
> (again).

Your claim remember is that both the walking and driving distances between the Budget Inn and Quarry Inn are 75 feet. Photographic evidence and eyewitness testimony have suggested that after leaving the Budget Inn, you would reach the back of an ambulance long before you reached the back of the Quarry Inn. It would appear that you are simply too unfamiliar with that whole part of town to understand its physical layout at all. First you denied that there was a cliff at all. Now you are quibbling about how steep an actual cliff has to be in order to be called one, and whether or not it can have trees and brush clinging to it. What a fucking fool you are making of yourself! Once again!

> Perhaps to an out of shape dipshit, walking 75
> feet could be life threatening, but for the rest
> of the ambulatory population, that walk is nothing
> special.

Oh, I walk well more than 75 feet each way just to go out and pick up the newspaper from the end of the driveway each morning. Then again, there are no 30-foot cliffs in my driveway. If there were, I would recognize them as a serious problem. I am a whole lot smarter than you, after all.

> Don't forget to post under Eagle Eye tonight
> telling us how you stopped off with a tape
> measure. Be sure to post some pics that someone
> else took and pass them off as your own. That's
> always a nice touch! LOL!

I don't see a post from Eagle Eye. Last night or this morning. While he was no more impressed by your incessant lying than anyone else, he may have other things on his mind. I just don't know. As I have said now many times, we'll just have to wait and see. I do love the fact that you felt such a pressing need to pre-deny all that you feared he might report though. Such a fucking transparent asshole!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: dolphin eye ()
Date: November 02, 2014 09:57AM

This would explain his fixation with Miami restaurants. South Beach anyone?

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: More porn? ()
Date: November 02, 2014 10:41AM

How boring. I was hoping that the Falls Church guy had posted another list of places he'd never been to.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: disappointing ()
Date: November 02, 2014 01:45PM

More porn? Wrote:
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> How boring. I was hoping that the Falls Church
> guy had posted another list of places he'd never
> been to.


Nah' it's funnier when ole "Fishbone" Asshole Spotter proves through his own posts what a misinformed bumbling liar he is. Fishbone is so full of shit it's erupting out of every orifice bi his body!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: PSA for November ()
Date: November 03, 2014 11:01PM

--PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING--
Dangeroue Cliff near Falls Church

Do not attempt to walk or drive over the edge of this cliff.
Life-threatening injury and/or death are certain to result.
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: USGIS ()
Date: November 04, 2014 12:36AM

PSA for November Wrote:
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> --PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING--
> Dangeroue Cliff near Falls Church
>
> Do not attempt to walk or drive over the edge of
> this cliff.
> Life-threatening injury and/or death are certain
> to result.
> .


That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: LOL... ()
Date: November 04, 2014 07:55AM

USGIS Wrote:
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> That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an
> easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for
> sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

And here we have a picture of a lovely non-mountain. Note how its flanks slope gently toward and away from the peak, making an ascent or descent child's play even for a geriatric...
.
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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Spare me, Jesus ()
Date: November 04, 2014 11:09AM

USGIS Wrote:
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> That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes an
> easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks for
> sharing the pic of the non-cliff!

Your ass has been fried here, moron. A citation as "Clueless Dipshit of the Week" is all you've won.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: 75 feet ()
Date: November 04, 2014 12:58PM

Spare me, Jesus Wrote:
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> USGIS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That hill is nicely bowled in so that it makes
> an
> > easy walk between the two dive hotels. Thanks
> for
> > sharing the pic of the non-cliff!
>
> Your ass has been fried here, moron. A citation
> as "Clueless Dipshit of the Week" is all you've
> won.

If I'm fried, your extra crispy covered in black char. You're bathing in Napalm. Two buildings separated by 75 feet cannot be "blocks apart." In sum, you still lose.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Eagle Eye ()
Date: November 04, 2014 04:21PM

satellite vs. map Wrote:
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> No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> multiple personalities.

There's just one me, but by reports, at least fifty of you, all of whom appear to be homebound douchebags.

> You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> take the long way home.

Perfect example of homebound douchebagness. As anyone who actually drove around in rush-hour would know, traffic lights and speed limits don't mean very much. All that matters is how well traffic moves, and over long stretches of 50 between the Ballston area and Fairfax, it simply doesn't move at all. The same can often be found on 66. 29 is faster than 66 on those occasions as well. But you wouldn't know about any of that, being just an unfortunate shut-in and all. I make the trip often and you don't make it ever, so I'll just let you know that you're full of shit. That actually seems to be a pretty much permamnent condition with you.

> Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> notice the businesses that are visible from the
> street.

Yes, despite less than optimal road and traffic conditions at peak hours, even places that went out of business years ago are easy to spot if they are actually along the side of the road. But the Budget Inn is not like that at all. It sits on top of a distant cliff, set far back off the road and hidden from the view of passing motorists by trees, buildings, and the cliff itself. It becomes clearer with every post that you've simply never been to this location.

> They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> posts. You have no such evidence put forward on
> your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.

Since I have actually been to the site, I can with 100% confidence state that your claims here are pure bullshit. All of them. You are just a lying-sack-of-shit internet douchebag.

> It is exactly ONE Building.

There's one with a flat roof and one with a gable roof. Neither is or ever was the "Karaoke Inn", but one was once the Karaoke Idol restaurant while the other was once a subs and pizza joint. How did you manage to mess that up so completely?

> There is no such tributary and there is no such cliff.

I'd like to stop for a second inspection on the tributary some non-Halloween Friday evening. As anyone who had been there as often as once would know, there most definitely is a significant cliff. But I'd want to double-check my recollections of the tributary as seen from the top of the precipice that evening.

> Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you claim
> is a cliff. No such cliff.

I don't rely on the eyes of birds when my own are readily available. You apparently don't have that option.

> Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily commute?

No, it's not. Most Fridays, and sometimes other days as well. How often do you commute? How often do you manage even to get out of the house?

> No need for lies when every map and photograph I
> have produced more than proves that a mere 75 feet
> separate the two buildings.

You claimed that both the walking and driving distances between the two are 75 feet. Those claims are simply bullshit and always have been. The actual walking and driving distances are in the hundreds of yards.

> Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access road
> is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> road. In order for it to qualify as one, it would
> have to run parallel to Rte. 29.

You mean like the Dulles Access Road? Let me bring you up to soemthing greater than douchebag-speed by noting that an access road is any road that provides access to a particular destination. Such as the Budget Inn way up there at the top of that otherwise impassable cliff. Without its access road, no one could ever make it up to the place at all. Business would suffer badly. Just as you do.

> A topographic map does not indicate the presence
> of this alleged cliff.

Functional eyeballs do. As you would know if you had ever actually visited the place you claim, but so completely fail, to know anything about.

> It appears more recent than you despite your
> obvious lie that you went there last Friday.

October 24. Probably around 5:30. I again see no evidence here that you have EVER been there. It's all just plain bullshit from you from start to finish. Just a bunch of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

> I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two lots.

Flat land will not accomplish a descent of 30-feet or so at all. Cliffs however can do it over fairly short distances. But cliffs do not make for safe walking or driving. Sensible poeple would be sure to go around, even if it meant a journey of hundreds of yards to do so.

> If true, it indicates you are an even bigger idiot
> than you seem to be.

The word "goober" seems to be used here a lot. It would suit you. As of course would "asshole" and "douchebag". And of course, OUTRIGHT LIAR. Maybe it will strike me as a fun thing to do to revisit the Budget Inn at some point soon. Maybe it won't. But let it be known in any case that you will remain a completely worthless lying internet douchebag either way.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: satellite vs. map ()
Date: November 04, 2014 07:01PM

Eagle Eye Wrote:
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> satellite vs. map Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No, that'd be you and more than a few of your
> > multiple personalities.
>
> There's just one me, but by reports, at least
> fifty of you, all of whom appear to be homebound
> douchebags.

One of you with multiple personalities.

> > You should take 50. Fewer traffic lights and a
> > higher speed limit. Not really surprising you
> > take the long way home.
>
> Perfect example of homebound douchebagness. As
> anyone who actually drove around in rush-hour
> would know, traffic lights and speed limits don't
> mean very much. All that matters is how well
> traffic moves, and over long stretches of 50
> between the Ballston area and Fairfax, it simply
> doesn't move at all. The same can often be found
> on 66. 29 is faster than 66 on those occasions as
> well. But you wouldn't know about any of that,
> being just an unfortunate shut-in and all. I make
> the trip often and you don't make it ever, so I'll
> just let you know that you're full of shit. That
> actually seems to be a pretty much permamnent
> condition with you.

You're right, I'm not dumb enough to live as far out as Fairfax.

> > Through Falls Church, the speed limit is 30. A
> > geriatric can navigate it fairly well and still
> > notice the businesses that are visible from the
> > street.
>
> Yes, despite less than optimal road and traffic
> conditions at peak hours, even places that went
> out of business years ago are easy to spot if they
> are actually along the side of the road. But the
> Budget Inn is not like that at all. It sits on
> top of a distant cliff, set far back off the road
> and hidden from the view of passing motorists by
> trees, buildings, and the cliff itself. It
> becomes clearer with every post that you've simply
> never been to this location.

Many years ago, I lived less than a mile from there. Drove by it daily and now about once or twice a month. Long enough that I recognize it from the street every time I drive by it.

> > They are 100% true as supported by photographic
> > and cartographic evidence linked to in these
> > posts. You have no such evidence put forward
> on
> > your behalf. Nada, zip, zilch, zero.
>
> Since I have actually been to the site, I can with
> 100% confidence state that your claims here are
> pure bullshit. All of them. You are just a
> lying-sack-of-shit internet douchebag.

And yet the photographs support all of my assertions.

> > It is exactly ONE Building.
>
> There's one with a flat roof and one with a gable
> roof. Neither is or ever was the "Karaoke Inn",
> but one was once the Karaoke Idol restaurant while
> the other was once a subs and pizza joint. How
> did you manage to mess that up so completely?

One structure. No more, no less. Photos support that.

> > There is no such tributary and there is no such
> cliff.
>
> I'd like to stop for a second inspection on the
> tributary some non-Halloween Friday evening. As
> anyone who had been there as often as once would
> know, there most definitely is a significant
> cliff. But I'd want to double-check my
> recollections of the tributary as seen from the
> top of the precipice that evening.

Stop away. Take pictures and get back to us. It'd be the first concrete evidence you've provided. You won't, of course, because no evidence exists to support your absurd position.

> > Nope. Here is a bird's eye link to what you
> claim
> > is a cliff. No such cliff.
>
> I don't rely on the eyes of birds when my own are
> readily available. You apparently don't have that
> option.

I don't need to stop to see the Budget Inn from the road. Get some glasses if you do.

> > Why Friday? Isn't it part of your daily
> commute?
>
> No, it's not. Most Fridays, and sometimes other
> days as well. How often do you commute? How
> often do you manage even to get out of the house?

Every day. I just don't have to do an abysmally stupid commute like yours.

> > No need for lies when every map and photograph
> I
> > have produced more than proves that a mere 75
> feet
> > separate the two buildings.
>
> You claimed that both the walking and driving
> distances between the two are 75 feet. Those
> claims are simply bullshit and always have been.
> The actual walking and driving distances are in
> the hundreds of yards.

I claimed the buildings are separated by 75 feet. They are.

> > Wrong. You clearly don't know what an access
> road
> > is. An access road is also known as a frontage
> > road. In order for it to qualify as one, it
> would
> > have to run parallel to Rte. 29.
>
> You mean like the Dulles Access Road? Let me
> bring you up to soemthing greater than
> douchebag-speed by noting that an access road is
> any road that provides access to a particular
> destination. Such as the Budget Inn way up there
> at the top of that otherwise impassable cliff.
> Without its access road, no one could ever make it
> up to the place at all. Business would suffer
> badly. Just as you do.

You know think a driveway is an access road?

> > A topographic map does not indicate the
> presence
> > of this alleged cliff.
>
> Functional eyeballs do. As you would know if you
> had ever actually visited the place you claim, but
> so completely fail, to know anything about.
>
> > It appears more recent than you despite your
> > obvious lie that you went there last Friday.
>
> October 24. Probably around 5:30. I again see no
> evidence here that you have EVER been there. It's
> all just plain bullshit from you from start to
> finish. Just a bunch of bullshit, bullshit,
> bullshit.
>
> > I would be on flat land at the bottom of the two
> lots.
>
> Flat land will not accomplish a descent of 30-feet
> or so at all. Cliffs however can do it over
> fairly short distances. But cliffs do not make
> for safe walking or driving. Sensible poeple
> would be sure to go around, even if it meant a
> journey of hundreds of yards to do so.
>
> > If true, it indicates you are an even bigger
> idiot
> > than you seem to be.
>
> The word "goober" seems to be used here a lot. It
> would suit you. As of course would "asshole" and
> "douchebag". And of course, OUTRIGHT LIAR. Maybe
> it will strike me as a fun thing to do to revisit
> the Budget Inn at some point soon. Maybe it
> won't. But let it be known in any case that you
> will remain a completely worthless lying internet
> douchebag either way.

Look, you are obviously a very lonely man. Probably not many friends. If you have family, which is doubtful, they probably ignore you. I get that this is likely the only form of human communication you engage in on a regular basis, bu cut the obvious lies.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 05, 2014 08:57AM

Ooooh! That's really weak. Eagle Eye hurt Google-Boy bad!

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Sybil ()
Date: November 05, 2014 09:40AM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Ooooh! That's really weak. Eagle Eye hurt
> Google-Boy bad!


Not for a second does anyone believe you and Eagle Eye aren't one in the same. Stop embarrassing yourself.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: Asshole Spotter ()
Date: November 05, 2014 09:52AM

Paranoid much? Wouldn't be the worst of your psychoses.

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Re: Breaking News!!! Asshole Spotter The latest Train Casuality
Posted by: its closed ()
Date: November 24, 2019 01:24PM

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> 43 Miles to Stuckey's.
>
> You're hosed, asshole!


I think Stuckey's is closed.

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