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Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Ashley ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:17PM

I have seen a lot of posts about how much the MOM show blows, which is fairly true but it is entertaining to watch them flop, but I haven't seen anything about Chad Dukes. I fucking hate this fat redneck, I don't understand how he even has a job.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:34PM

You sound like a fat whore Ashley

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: yelhsA ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:39PM

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: umm ()
Date: March 22, 2009 03:55PM

what.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: meh ()
Date: March 22, 2009 04:14PM

Ashley=twat

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: tf ()
Date: March 22, 2009 08:03PM

While Chad can be a douche at times, the show is great. The guys put a lot of preparation into the show and really involve the fans. Big O and Dukes is a great show.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: JayBee ()
Date: March 22, 2009 09:37PM

Gotta agree, its a good show, listen to it in the afternoon during lunch mostly.

MUCH better than that ass they used to have on in the afternoon., Peter something, that guy was such a waste of space.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: ok ()
Date: March 22, 2009 10:58PM

Mike O'meara Show > Big O and Dukes


Mostly because of Dukes, Santana has talent.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Janz ()
Date: March 22, 2009 11:40PM

If I'm not mistaken, aren't Big O & Dukes, as well as the Mike O'Meara show, supposed to be getting the shaft at the end of this month?? :(

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Buzz-Killer Burbank ()
Date: March 23, 2009 08:40AM

Chad Dukes may be a talentless cretin but he's not even in Buzz Burbank's league of talentless cretins.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Date: March 23, 2009 10:17AM

Janz Wrote:
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> If I'm not mistaken, aren't Big O & Dukes, as well
> as the Mike O'Meara show, supposed to be getting
> the shaft at the end of this month?? :(


If there is a God.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Flab Kneejorts ()
Date: March 23, 2009 10:22AM

Typical Big O and Dukes show (I am a fan BTW):

Show Open:

The boys talk about their weekend. Oscar has spent the weekend over his parents again. His mom gave him a hand-job. Everyone thinks this is odd except for Oscar, who claims it is a cultural thing. They take calls about Oscar's odd relationship with is parents. Chad calls Drab in and asks Drab if Oscar is weird. Drab says,"weird". Oscar ends conversation by saying,"Look ,I'm with you dude. I'm just saying it's a cultural thing".

Segment 2:

Chad finds a lemon flavored Pez in his pocket. Chad claims lemon Pez can save the planet. Chad says that if you like orange flavored Pez you should kill yourself with a paper clip. Chad says he wants to have sex with lemon Pez. Oscar tries to throw out a clinical term, but in trying to pronounce "pathological", Oscar ends up lacerating his esophagus, Eventually Oscar uses the word "irregardless". Calls about Pez.

Segment 3:

Drab is experiencing mild depression. Chad thinks this can be solved by Drab having a black friend. Drab expresses the desire to have his DNA spliced with the DNA coding of a Nigerian. Chad, Oscar, and Drab come to consensus that black guys are superior to whites in every way possible. Chad says that if you are not a black guy that,"...you should kill yourself with a small white child". They take calls from black guys or Nigerians. The subject turns to Drab's meaty lips. They make fun of his lips and play sounds that are lip-like.
Drab finds a black guy who will drive him around in a car until Drab is no longer depressed. Because Oscar's sister is a doctor, Oscar claims that he is qualified to write Drab a prescription for Lexapro, which he does. Chad tells Oscar to "...kill yourself with a tongue-depressor".

Segment 4:

Chad saw a picture on superficial.com of Colin Farrell with a goatee. Chad says that upon seeing the picture, he immediately sent Drab a text that said Chad was having homosexual feelings towards Farrell because he thought the facial hair was a turn on. Drab agrees. Chad says that if you do not think Farrell is attractive you should "drive your car into a third grade class". Chad thinks that some guys are Ok to fantasize about, and that it would be OK if Farrell raped him. Drab agrees, Oscar remains uncomfortably silent. Drab adds that it would also be OK to be raped by a black guy. Chad agrees and states that if you think otherwise to "kill yourself with Drain-o". Oscar is still silent, but is threatened by the feeling that he has been repressing for years. They take calls about guys that they would have gay sex with, but depending on the guy, it would not be gay.

Segment 5:
Guest interview: President Barack Obama. The Pres. actually calls in, and the boys score the interview of the year. Beth Ann McBride can be heard in the background weeping openly.

Segment 6:
Begins with Chad saying he "has a rod" from the interview with Obama. Chad says that if you don't have a rod to "kill yourself with a blowtorch". They then play a game with callers where the caller has to identify a 1 second sound byte. No one gets the right answer, which is Jet Li taking a breath 1 hour and 3 minutes into the movie"Wong Fei Hung: Chi tit gai dau neung gung". This infuriates Chad, who implores the audience to "kill yourself with stem cells from aborted female twins". They take calls on stem cells.

Final Segemnt:
Oscar admits that he is gay. Chad calls Oscar gay for not admitting this years ago. Chad says Oscar is so gay that it had pushed him off of the gay scale back to straight. Calls from straight guys that were so gay that they are now straight.
They boys then plan a trip to Pork Bend Utah to eat pork rinds.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: uraidiot ()
Date: March 23, 2009 11:00AM

really? the last post was from a "fan" btw? if your a fan, go hang yourself. cd doesnt need these type of fans. the boys rock, the show is awesome and you can all go fly fedex.

peace.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: March 23, 2009 11:07AM

I'm a fan, too, and Flab Kneejorts post was outstanding. Funniest thing I've read on here.

I also think that Dukies self-posted this thread to drum up some hate for his show. Why else would the thread exist? The MOM thread has tons of positive feedback on the Big O & Dukes show so this Dukes-bashing doesn't make sense. Plus, Dukers has admitted on air that he reads this site.

If you don't believe me you should kill your self with a binder clip.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Target ()
Date: March 23, 2009 01:59PM

I see them at Velocity 5 in Merrifield. They are fucking gay.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 23, 2009 02:08PM

Northern VA is full of douches like most of the haters posting in this thread. Kill yourselves please.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Guess What? ()
Date: March 23, 2009 02:44PM

Guess what? If you are such an avid fan of Chad Dukes that you actually tell someone to kill themselves over critisim you are a monumentous loser.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 23, 2009 04:07PM

You obviously have NO idea what your talking about

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Guess What? ()
Date: March 23, 2009 05:28PM

Skooly D Wrote:
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> You obviously have NO idea what your talking about


Wow what a compelling arguement! You sure proved me wrong. Why don't you stop projecting your suicidle tendencies too all of us and just do it already.


Btw, Schoolly D is a POS MC.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 23, 2009 08:30PM

BTW your Mom's box. as in I'm up in it worthless douche.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Guess What? ()
Date: March 23, 2009 10:22PM

You're responses don't even make sense. Do you have down syndrome? And why are you having sex with a douche? That's pretty fucking gross, you are bound to get a nasty infection.


Also, "Your mom" jokes don't work on the internet. Moron.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: March 24, 2009 12:38PM

To Guess What? -

Do you have Asberger's? The suicidal jokes are bits from the Big O & Dukes Show. And what's with the comebacks? "And why are you having sex with a douche?"

Really? Come on. This whole thread was a joke until you stepped in and shat on it. Thanks.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Margret ()
Date: March 25, 2009 03:32AM

Really? Wrote:
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> To Guess What? -
>
> Do you have Asberger's? The suicidal jokes are
> bits from the Big O & Dukes Show. And what's with
> the comebacks? "And why are you having sex with a
> douche?"
>
> Really? Come on. This whole thread was a joke
> until you stepped in and shat on it. Thanks.


LOL DO YOU HAVE [INSERT MENTAL RETARDATION]? Telling someone "kill yourself" is not a bit, just because it was said on the radio.

This thread actually was a joke before you came in had your period.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 28, 2009 03:19PM

Guesswhat I was making show references which obviously went over your head. Once again: Kill Yourself please.

Retard

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skooly D ()
Date: March 28, 2009 03:22PM

And Margaret you need a ball gag you stupid yentar. Go bother your cuckold of a husband.

If you don't listen to O and Dukes then you have no business talking like your a fan of the show.

The best way for you to contribute to society would be to sit in your closed garage with the engine running.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: RankTizzo ()
Date: March 31, 2009 05:39PM

What is the average amount of times per show he screams the word "dick"? I'd say it's over 20.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad ()
Date: April 01, 2009 02:24PM

Why don't you queers hold my bag while I take a piss in your grandmothers mouth.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: silverhawk ()
Date: April 01, 2009 03:42PM

This "douche" and all versions of the said, seems to be a Fairfax thing?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Douche Bag Tad ()
Date: April 01, 2009 03:45PM

suck a fat baby's dick you faggot

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Brad Fukes ()
Date: April 07, 2009 03:49PM

All you message board haters can lick my balls. The show is being picked up for another year. haha..

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Dukes is a Tranny ()
Date: April 07, 2009 09:44PM

Sure it is, after all, radio contracts are always guaranteed.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Date: April 07, 2009 09:51PM

Brad Fukes Wrote:
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> All you message board haters can lick my balls.
> The show is being picked up for another year.
> haha..

Let's be real. The contracts haven't been picked up because of Big O and Dukes. They have been picked up because Michael Hughes has made promises that have temporarily saved JFK from a format change. If the Junkies can continue to improve on their PPMs, they, and Big O and Dukes, might be saved. But Mike O'Meara's show will be gone before long.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Brad Fukes ()
Date: April 09, 2009 01:31PM

Washington Locian whats your beef with the Mike O'Meara show or Big O and Dukes? did they hang up on you and call you stupid or something? Why do you have such an axe to grind? Its just a radio show not the fucking air you breathe.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: DirtMcGirt ()
Date: April 09, 2009 02:33PM

tf Wrote:
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> The guys put a lot of preparation into the
> show and really involve the fans.

If that's the case, I feel bad for them because that show is brutal. They try to talk like the Junkies to boot, non-creative crap radio.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: JayFell ()
Date: September 17, 2010 05:19PM

So you're the authority and we all have to listen to you? Get a life. You're defending a talentless POS that uses other people's brand of comedy. Its your opinion, and youre entitled to that, but who are you to get on other people's posts when you're being just as judgmental as they are.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: JayFell ()
Date: September 17, 2010 05:20PM

uraidiot Wrote:
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> really? the last post was from a "fan" btw? if
> your a fan, go hang yourself. cd doesnt need
> these type of fans. the boys rock, the show is
> awesome and you can all go fly fedex.
>
> peace.


So you're the authority and we all have to listen to you? Get a life. You're defending a talentless POS that uses other people's brand of comedy. Its your opinion, and youre entitled to that, but who are you to get on other people's posts when you're being just as judgmental as they are.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: September 17, 2010 05:35PM

JayFell Wrote:
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> uraidiot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > really? the last post was from a "fan" btw? if
> > your a fan, go hang yourself. cd doesnt need
> > these type of fans. the boys rock, the show is
> > awesome and you can all go fly fedex.
> >
> > peace.
>
>
> So you're the authority and we all have to listen
> to you? Get a life. You're defending a talentless
> POS that uses other people's brand of comedy. Its
> your opinion, and youre entitled to that, but who
> are you to get on other people's posts when you're
> being just as judgmental as they are.


Way to reply to a post from over a year ago, assdouche. Why all of the Dukes hate all of a sudden?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: JayFell ()
Date: September 18, 2010 07:42PM

Yabels Wrote:
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> JayFell Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > uraidiot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > really? the last post was from a "fan" btw?
> if
> > > your a fan, go hang yourself. cd doesnt need
> > > these type of fans. the boys rock, the show
> is
> > > awesome and you can all go fly fedex.
> > >
> > > peace.
> >
> >
> > So you're the authority and we all have to
> listen
> > to you? Get a life. You're defending a
> talentless
> > POS that uses other people's brand of comedy.
> Its
> > your opinion, and youre entitled to that, but
> who
> > are you to get on other people's posts when
> you're
> > being just as judgmental as they are.
>
>
> Way to reply to a post from over a year ago,
> assdouche. Why all of the Dukes hate all of a
> sudden?


assdouche? Probably something you heard from you idol. As far as the hate...why not?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Joey ()
Date: September 19, 2010 05:43AM

Chad Dukes looks like a hobbit.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: arthur lichbag ()
Date: September 19, 2010 12:13PM

all you chad dukes supporters (probably chad dukes himself)-

lurch called into their show and ripped chad apart. made for great radio. chad made sure that podcast never saw the light of day. thats why people dont like him.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Joey ()
Date: September 19, 2010 09:16PM

Lurch sounded drunk and accused Chad of not caring about what he was talking about. Chad has emotions like a woman, but Lurch was clearly joking.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Inova ()
Date: September 19, 2010 09:34PM

ashley, listen to 99.5 like a good girls and stop commenting on man stations please. Know your place.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Yup ()
Date: August 30, 2011 09:22PM

Can we revive this thread? I always knew Dukes was a terrible radio host but I didn't honestly hate him until I friended him on Facebook. What a complete sycophant! I have the urge to post on every single one of his ridiculous posts, but I don't want to get defriended because I want to follow this one to the end. I agree with a lot of his distaste for popular culture, but his bloated ego and inability to receive any form of criticism just makes me wonder how any intelligent or stable person could find his shtick likeable. I always get a kick out of how he defriends people because they don't like mayonnaise, or because they enjoy and defend women's soccer, or because Dukes misread the intention of their post. I wonder how many of his Facebook friends are there only to laugh at his ridiculous posts! What a freaking clown. The fact that this guy has a job on radio tells you all you need to know about radio. The fact that he has any listeners at all makes me fear society.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Taylor21 ()
Date: September 01, 2011 10:03AM

Yup Wrote:
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> Can we revive this thread? I always knew Dukes was
> a terrible radio host but I didn't honestly hate
> him until I friended him on Facebook. What a
> complete sycophant! I have the urge to post on
> every single one of his ridiculous posts, but I
> don't want to get defriended because I want to
> follow this one to the end. I agree with a lot of
> his distaste for popular culture, but his bloated
> ego and inability to receive any form of criticism
> just makes me wonder how any intelligent or stable
> person could find his shtick likeable. I always
> get a kick out of how he defriends people because
> they don't like mayonnaise, or because they enjoy
> and defend women's soccer, or because Dukes
> misread the intention of their post. I wonder how
> many of his Facebook friends are there only to
> laugh at his ridiculous posts! What a freaking
> clown. The fact that this guy has a job on radio
> tells you all you need to know about radio. The
> fact that he has any listeners at all makes me
> fear society.


I too like to read his rants on bookface until this week. He posted " I have the 7th pick in my fantasy draft, who the hell's gonna be left?" some people chimed in with honest answers to the post and I joking/dickingly typed "Donovan McNabb". I thought it was funny....he apparently did not and responded "have a nice life, pal" and BOOM!, defreinded me just like that.

ohwell, F him if he cant take a dumb innocent joke. Most of his Fbook "friends" always agree with whatever he posts and says. Never lets all the negative nancies post their shit...

Regardless all shit aside, id still have a beer with'em.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: nobjob ()
Date: September 01, 2011 10:47AM

Yup Wrote:
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> Can we revive this thread? I always knew Dukes was
> a terrible radio host but I didn't honestly hate
> him until I friended him on Facebook. What a
> complete sycophant! I have the urge to post on
> every single one of his ridiculous posts, but I
> don't want to get defriended because I want to
> follow this one to the end. I agree with a lot of
> his distaste for popular culture, but his bloated
> ego and inability to receive any form of criticism
> just makes me wonder how any intelligent or stable
> person could find his shtick likeable. I always
> get a kick out of how he defriends people because
> they don't like mayonnaise, or because they enjoy
> and defend women's soccer, or because Dukes
> misread the intention of their post. I wonder how
> many of his Facebook friends are there only to
> laugh at his ridiculous posts! What a freaking
> clown. The fact that this guy has a job on radio
> tells you all you need to know about radio. The
> fact that he has any listeners at all makes me
> fear society.


How often do you masturbate to his profile picture?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: pluckity chic ()
Date: September 01, 2011 12:15PM

Nobjob must be Chad's new online name. Oscar is working so hard to build up his careeer and Chad just keeps pissing off listeners. Oscar needs to distance himself.Chad 's commiting career suicide.He's trying to act like Howard Stern.It ain't workin.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: chad sucks ()
Date: September 01, 2011 06:01PM

Yup Wrote:
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> Can we revive this thread? I always knew Dukes was
> a terrible radio host but I didn't honestly hate
> him until I friended him on Facebook. What a
> complete sycophant! I have the urge to post on
> every single one of his ridiculous posts, but I
> don't want to get defriended because I want to
> follow this one to the end. I agree with a lot of
> his distaste for popular culture, but his bloated
> ego and inability to receive any form of criticism
> just makes me wonder how any intelligent or stable
> person could find his shtick likeable. I always
> get a kick out of how he defriends people because
> they don't like mayonnaise, or because they enjoy
> and defend women's soccer, or because Dukes
> misread the intention of their post. I wonder how
> many of his Facebook friends are there only to
> laugh at his ridiculous posts! What a freaking
> clown. The fact that this guy has a job on radio
> tells you all you need to know about radio. The
> fact that he has any listeners at all makes me
> fear society.




I follow him for the same reason. If your ever feeling down just go look at his bitchy posts and be happy youre not a metal midget like he is. The slightest little thing and he starts crying to the "horde" for support. the only thing better than his posts are the losers that speak to him like they are in the military and he is the general like when they say "the horde is ready for orders" and crap like that its hysterical. so pathetic they have to suck up to him to feel important

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Thad ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:34PM

Why would anyone refer to him with "sir" or any other sort of hint he was in charge of anything other than the next cheeseburger he's getting ready to shove in his face, I have no idea.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Fat Cap ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:54PM

Thad Wrote:
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> Why would anyone refer to him with "sir" or any
> other sort of hint he was in charge of anything
> other than the next cheeseburger he's getting
> ready to shove in his face, I have no idea.


he's a big radio personality, why wouldn't we? I do everything he tells me to.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:11PM

chad sucks Wrote:
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> I follow him for the same reason. If your ever
> feeling down just go look at his bitchy posts and
> be happy youre not a metal midget like he is. The
> slightest little thing and he starts crying to the
> "horde" for support. the only thing better than
> his posts are the losers that speak to him like
> they are in the military and he is the general
> like when they say "the horde is ready for orders"
> and crap like that its hysterical. so pathetic
> they have to suck up to him to feel important


Metal Midget?
Attachments:
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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Lord Dukes ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:18PM

Fat Cap Wrote:
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> Thad Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why would anyone refer to him with "sir" or any
> > other sort of hint he was in charge of anything
> > other than the next cheeseburger he's getting
> > ready to shove in his face, I have no idea.
>
>
> he's a big radio personality, why wouldn't we? I
> do everything he tells me to.


You got the "BIG" part right. Long live THE HORDE!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: AnotherThread ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:36PM

There is already a much larger thread on Dukes and the horde/lemmings/brainwashed assholes.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/375574/page-11.html

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:29PM

A person has to be epically insecure in order to want his Facebook page full of yes men.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Yup ()
Date: September 25, 2011 08:12PM

I'll definitely check out that Fairfax Underground forum. But just to keep things going here, how freaking terrible is his band shtick. We're Americans and we love beer and we're outlaws! I haven't actually heard them so I suppose I shouldn't judge. I just think the "outlaw" angle is very third grade. Oh and I think it's funny when Dukes hates on people because they are fat. Because he's fat.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Stones ()
Date: September 25, 2011 08:32PM

The show is terrible. I don't even have anything negative to say about Chad except that he's no longer funny like he was on his previous show. It's like he's playing a fake character or something. The content is my biggest complaint. It's peculation radio. Make a whole hour about proposing some hypothetical question that doesn't mean shite. Just for conversation sake, they might propose hearing from the listeners (for 2 hours), what do they think the Redskins record would be if Albert Haynesworth were still here. Who gives a crap?! It tailors to a very stupid audience and if you like their show, you might be mildly mentally retarded.

I just can't do it. It's on every day b/c I was listening to the junkies on the drive in and I generally make it through about 8 minutes before I have to change the channel on the way home. Unless Lavar is doing his impression of Paterno, then the show lasts about 8 seconds on my radio. Oh, and I love after a game hearing Chad say that he didn't particularly like the play calling. Really!? WTF does he know about play calling? He has some insight that a Superbowl winning coach doesn't apparently. I went to high school with him and how he made it a sportscaster is beyond me. He's good on the radio but knows nothing about play calling except what he's learned on Madden. I don't blame him though for taking advantage of this opportunity and appartently the show is doing well. I just think it's awful.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Mick- ()
Date: September 26, 2011 07:23AM

so who is listening to this show? Are there people who really like it?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: uh duh lichbag ()
Date: September 26, 2011 07:29AM

106.7 sucks. havent you morons figured that out yet.

buy a satellite radio unless you are a hurting felted donk

borgata

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: I'm Mr. Blue ()
Date: September 26, 2011 07:30AM

I find Mr. Dukes quite odd looking

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Jack Offigan ()
Date: September 26, 2011 08:13AM

I remember about a year ago Mr. Dukes going off about a new bar called Primetime, in Fairfax City I think it is. It was full of douchebags, was horrible, not a real sports bar....then he had to remotes from there, film his tv show there and do commercials for them. Epitomy of a douchebag. He's as fickle as a 16 year old girl.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Lurchy ()
Date: September 26, 2011 08:14AM

uh duh lichbag Wrote:
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> 106.7 sucks. havent you morons figured that out
> yet.
>
> buy a satellite radio unless you are a hurting
> felted donk
>
> borgata

Satellite radio is money

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: A. Fary ()
Date: September 26, 2011 09:59AM

NEWSFLASH!!!! Chad Dukes (Sisson) does not think Anne Hathaway is attractive! Whatever you do, don't disagree with him, or else you will also be thrown off his Facebook page! It's already happened to one poor soul, accept it and move on!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: DukesBowDown ()
Date: September 26, 2011 10:33AM

A. Fary Wrote:
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> NEWSFLASH!!!! Chad Dukes (Sisson) does not think
> Anne Hathaway is attractive! Whatever you do,
> don't disagree with him, or else you will also be
> thrown off his Facebook page! It's already
> happened to one poor soul, accept it and move on!


WTF? You need to post a screenshot of that, I don't follow the guy on Facebook. So if you think Anne Hathaway is a bit attractive he will block you? I'm guessing all the douchebag followers agree with him. Cult of Dukes

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: ask and you shall receive ()
Date: September 26, 2011 10:50AM

and here it is
Attachments:
shot.bmp

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad's Facebook Page ()
Date: September 26, 2011 03:37PM

"Lots of Bills fans popping up on my feed. People are bullshit."

Lord Dukes will not accept any sort of bandwagon!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE BULLSHIT!!!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:31PM

Ugh, 9 people "liked" Chad's cheeky beratement of poor Allen Fary. I bet those nine people would help Dukes actually kill a person and keep it a secret.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: losers ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:43PM

what does these douchebags get out of sucking that fat piece of crap's ass? what a bunch of loooooooooosers

god i wish geronimo was still in DC

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Marvin Monroe ()
Date: September 26, 2011 05:06PM

yes chad is a fat ass. I hope he brakes his legs.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad ()
Date: September 27, 2011 08:13AM

Doing prep for this afternoon's show. What should I lead with "What did you think of the Redskins play calling last night?", or "Should John Beck get the next start?". Whew! That was tiring, going to go back to bed and rest.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad = Mr. Thin Skin ()
Date: September 27, 2011 08:54AM

I would have thought it impossible, but there is someone even more thin-skinned than Mike O'Meara. Also probably fatter, but that's not important right now.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Jack Offigan ()
Date: September 27, 2011 10:33AM

Well, I guess Chad shouldn't look for a job at ESPN anytime soon:

From the Twitter:

"@ESPN I would NEVER work for you. I'd rather dig ditches for the next 50 years and die in the mud. You have no soul. You have no honor."

"@espn I'm going to kill you for 5 straight hours tomorrow. Market 7 radio. I'm gonna bury 980. Showed your true colors tonight."

Well, at least it takes someone who shows their true colors to call out someone who shows their true colors.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: chad sucks ()
Date: September 27, 2011 08:40PM

Jack Offigan Wrote:
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> Well, I guess Chad shouldn't look for a job at
> ESPN anytime soon:
>
> From the Twitter:
>
> "@ESPN I would NEVER work for you. I'd rather dig
> ditches for the next 50 years and die in the mud.
> You have no soul. You have no honor."
>
> "@espn I'm going to kill you for 5 straight hours
> tomorrow. Market 7 radio. I'm gonna bury 980.
> Showed your true colors tonight."
>
> Well, at least it takes someone who shows their
> true colors to call out someone who shows their
> true colors.


its funny that he thinks they would even want him. he wont ever work for them cus they would never offer him a job.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Yucky ()
Date: September 29, 2011 10:57AM

The only thing thats murdered on Chad's show is the English language by Lavar.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: WantTobeFriend ()
Date: September 29, 2011 11:40AM

losers Wrote:
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> what do these douchebags get out of sucking that
> fat piece of crap's ass?

They hope to get in the inner circle of the horde and someday be invited to play Frisbee and vacation with "Lord Dukes"

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: September 29, 2011 12:15PM

Jack Offigan Wrote:
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> Well, I guess Chad shouldn't look for a job at
> ESPN anytime soon:
>
> From the Twitter:
>
> "@ESPN I would NEVER work for you. I'd rather dig
> ditches for the next 50 years and die in the mud.
> You have no soul. You have no honor."
>
> "@espn I'm going to kill you for 5 straight hours
> tomorrow. Market 7 radio. I'm gonna bury 980.
> Showed your true colors tonight."

I don't get it. What's he so pissed about?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: AJM ()
Date: September 29, 2011 12:23PM

More Complete Wrote:
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> Jack Offigan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well, I guess Chad shouldn't look for a job at
> > ESPN anytime soon:
> >
> > From the Twitter:
> >
> > "@ESPN I would NEVER work for you. I'd rather
> dig
> > ditches for the next 50 years and die in the
> mud.
> > You have no soul. You have no honor."
> >
> > "@espn I'm going to kill you for 5 straight
> hours
> > tomorrow. Market 7 radio. I'm gonna bury 980.
> > Showed your true colors tonight."
>
> I don't get it. What's he so pissed about?


The biased reporting during the MNF game. A lot of talk about Tony Romo and the Cowboys, little about the Redskins.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Fag Pukes ()
Date: September 29, 2011 12:51PM

No, eesh is. How ever, Chad is a close second in supreme douchebaggery and absolute faggotry.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: September 29, 2011 12:54PM

Fag Pukes Wrote:
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> No, eesh is. How ever, Chad is a close second in
> supreme douchebaggery and absolute faggotry.


How is it that you can spell the words highlighted above yet you can't spell however?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: September 29, 2011 01:11PM

AJM Wrote:
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> The biased reporting during the MNF game. A lot of
> talk about Tony Romo and the Cowboys, little about
> the Redskins.

Makes sense. It's not just ESPN though, it's everyone. Dallas is the more popular team, so they have to cater to their audience.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Tweets? ()
Date: October 03, 2011 01:07PM

Any good tweets of FB posting from Lord Dukes? I refuse to follow him, so I was just checking.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Greaseman ()
Date: October 03, 2011 03:41PM

Check the other Big O and Dukes page, they have the latest threads over there.


waddle-doodle!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: quiet...? ()
Date: October 04, 2011 11:10AM

Lord Dukes has been quiet......must be on vacation.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Rob Stark Sucks ()
Date: October 04, 2011 01:41PM

quiet...? Wrote:
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> Lord Dukes has been quiet......must be on
> vacation.

Not quite. He went off on 1067 not caring about his 1 am wrestling show. He also retweeted people "thanking him" for telling them about some Troll movie. Then of course he asked aloud when he will get some credit for making the Troll movie popular on Netflix. I'm sure some ball washer sent him encouraging messages about that too.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: October 04, 2011 01:50PM

Miss me?
Attachments:
duke.bmp

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Bathroom Dynamite ()
Date: October 04, 2011 04:33PM

There he is, Lord Dukes. Your master and commander...bow down to him horde!!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: KK82 ()
Date: October 05, 2011 06:58AM

yeh, over 300 pounds is a good number. Did those breasts you have suctioned out come back Dukies?

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Chad Dukes ()
Date: October 05, 2011 10:03AM

See, man boobs GONE!
Attachments:
dukeman.bmp

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: October 05, 2011 11:17AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: KK82 ()
Date: October 05, 2011 01:00PM

Oh good Lord. I can't unsee this!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Bathroom Dynamite ()
Date: October 05, 2011 06:22PM

I am surprised CBS is ok with Dukes freaking out about their traffic reporter like he just did on Twitter. I guess that was part of his new contract.

"IF YOU CAN'T SAY 66 WEST, WHY ARE YOU A TRAFFIC REPORTER IN WASHINGTON, DC???"

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: chad sucks ()
Date: October 05, 2011 07:17PM

Bathroom Dynamite Wrote:
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> I am surprised CBS is ok with Dukes freaking out
> about their traffic reporter like he just did on
> Twitter. I guess that was part of his new
> contract.
>
> "IF YOU CAN'T SAY 66 WEST, WHY ARE YOU A TRAFFIC
> REPORTER IN WASHINGTON, DC???"


I cant wait till the rest of employees get sick of him calling them out all the time and turn on him and start doing the same. the same could be said about his ability to talk sports.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: pluckity chic ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:00PM

Ewwwwwwwww I could never imagine that "on top of me pounding away" Nasty, I bet he's hung like a light switch.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: richard liquoir ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:06PM

probably an acorn.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Princess Dukes ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:09PM

....more like a bottlecap.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Onber ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:24PM

Curious as he used to say he was hung like a light switch all the time

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: levy ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:43PM

Princess Dukes Wrote:
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> ....more like a bottlecap.


he could get a hand job from a Squirrel.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Pluckty Chic ()
Date: October 06, 2011 09:19AM

He got the light switch bit from "Howard Stern" he doesn't have an origanal bone in his body...the show about the show...Howard...screaming at staff...Howard...talking about ending it all...Howard. Listen to the Howard Stern show and then wait a month it will come out of Chad's mouth.

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skywalker ()
Date: October 06, 2011 12:30PM

Is Chade Dukes a douce bag? But he doesn't pretend to be something he isn't. I think he's seriously depressed and that's why he hates everything,(except professional wrestling, which I think is ridiculous that he actually thinks it's tight, not as a guilty pleasure.)because he partially hates himself. That being said, I enjoy the Big O and Dukes podcast, even if it is just him talking about his little circle of the people (who from the way he talks about them, he really doesn't like) that are around him and the shit they do in their lives. I genuinly look foreword to the podcast every week, I don't know why.

But with tuesdays podcast he was talking about how he's trying to move out to Montana or bumfuck nowhere because he 'has to get away from people.' I really hope your chick is down for that dude because that's a difficult life to live. Maybe you have a completely different personality with her but she's might get sick of you and leave and you're gonna live out your life as some hermit, bitter and alone. But hey! maybe that's what your into.

Keep up the good work, thumbs up!

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: Skywalker ()
Date: October 06, 2011 12:31PM

Sorry, I'm not sure who CHADE dukes is, i meant CHAD

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: chad sucks ()
Date: October 06, 2011 07:32PM

Skywalker Wrote:
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But he doesn't pretend
> to be something he isn't.


actually thats all he does. if youve ever seen him bitch on social media sites he changes his mind about everything he pretended to like or hate for a while. if he really did enjoy or not enjoy those things he wouldnt hate them just because they became popular. his entire persona is a front of him trying to hard

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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by: FallIn ()
Date: October 06, 2011 07:59PM

Skywalker Wrote:
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> Is Chade Dukes a douce bag? But he doesn't pretend
> to be something he isn't. I think he's seriously
> depressed and that's why he hates
> everything,(except professional wrestling, which I
> think is ridiculous that he actually thinks it's
> tight, not as a guilty pleasure.)because he
> partially hates himself. That being said, I enjoy
> the Big O and Dukes podcast, even if it is just
> him talking about his little circle of the people
> (who from the way he talks about them, he really
> doesn't like) that are around him and the shit
> they do in their lives. I genuinly look foreword
> to the podcast every week, I don't know why.
>

>
> Keep up the good work, thumbs up!


So are you one of the "horde" members that blindly agrees with everything the guy says. I'm guessing you like how Chad shits on anyone that even slightly disagrees with him.

Hope you didn't waste your money on reloaded.

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