Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter. Wrote:
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> > I'm just trying to sound cool, and need a
> reason
> > to call people goobers. In reality houses don't
> > just sell for $1.
>
> Yes, they do. It's kind of shocking that there
> are actually people dumb enough not to know that.


Once again, can you please explain why that is?

how come? Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> > Asshole Spotter. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm just trying to sound cool, and need a
> > reason
> > > to call people goobers. In reality houses
> don't
> > > just sell for $1.
> >
> > Yes, they do. It's kind of shocking that there
> > are actually people dumb enough not to know
> that.
>
>
> Once again, can you please explain why that is?


If it's a regular sale, it does not happen, unless it's shit shack in Detroit.

just a thought Wrote:
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> What a dope. You are talking out of your ass. I
> assume you are speaking of the Reserve at Tinner
> Hill (which is not actually Tinner Hill). Tinner
> Hill is located in Fairfax County.

I'm terribly sorry, but the city boundary runs along S Washington Street. The giant Tinner Hill hole in the ground is on the north side of the street, squarely within the city limits. The project is indeed bounded on the east side by Tinner Hill Road.

> However, replacing a Saab lot with a mixed use
> development that includes a park with trees is
> impressive.

Not so much. Your city is failing to lead in the area of "the way tear-downs are supposed to be done". Clear-cutting is to responsible forestry as Tinner Hill is to proper suburban redevelopment.

> Meanwhile, you can enjoy your Fresh
> Market in a run down strip mall....

Yes, the made-to-order sushi stand is very nice. With Norm's, Elevation Burger, Sweet Ginger, and Pazzo Pomodoro all right there as well, Very nice. I think you do at least have an Elevation Burger in Falls Church though. I believe it even overlooks the giant Tinner Hill hole in the ground.

REALITY CHECK THS Wrote:
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> i remember living in a 1500 sq ft rambler.....mom,
> dad, sis, and me.

I remember living in a three story, 18-room, Gilded Age mansion. I had a brother though as well, so I guess we needed the extra space.

how come? Wrote:
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> Once again, can you please explain why that is?

Not a clue. The levels of dumbness here are quite inexplicable. Aside from all these people being assholes, I can't fathom a guess as to how such stupidity could have come into being.

Asshole Chatter Wrote:
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> how come? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > Once again, can you please explain why that is?
>
>
> If it's a regular sale, it does not happen...


Which is what they said to begin with.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> I'm terribly sorry, but the city boundary runs
> along S Washington Street.

Indeed it does. But actual Tinner Hill is across the street, which is in Fairfax County.

> The giant Tinner Hill
> hole in the ground is on the north side of the
> street, squarely within the city limits.

Again, that is not Tinner Hill.

> The project is indeed bounded on the east side by
> Tinner Hill Road.

Tinner Hill Road is not Tinner Hill. You do understand that Tinner Hill is in fact, a hill that ascends from Lee Highway (which is in Fairfax County).

> > However, replacing a Saab lot with a mixed use
> > development that includes a park with trees is
> > impressive.
>
> Not so much. Your city is failing to lead in the
> area of "the way tear-downs are supposed to be
> done". Clear-cutting is to responsible forestry
> as Tinner Hill is to proper suburban
> redevelopment.

Well, given your preference for this:


View Larger Map

exscuse me if I question your taste (or lack thereof).

> > Meanwhile, you can enjoy your Fresh
> > Market in a run down strip mall....
>
> Yes, the made-to-order sushi stand is very nice.
> With Norm's, Elevation Burger, Sweet Ginger, and
> Pazzo Pomodoro all right there as well, Very
> nice.

It's OK. Nothing to write home about. There's Pizzeria Orso. Perhaps you've heard of it? Probably not. Red White and Bleu?

> I think you do at least have an Elevation
> Burger in Falls Church though.

Yes. It is the original.

> I believe it even
> overlooks the giant Tinner Hill hole in the
> ground.

This must be the first construction project you've ever visited. Many of the good ones start with a hole in the ground.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> how come? Wrote:
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> > Once again, can you please explain why that is?
>
> Not a clue. The levels of dumbness here are quite
> inexplicable. Aside from all these people being
> assholes, I can't fathom a guess as to how such
> stupidity could have come into being.


So, you are unable to answer the question.

tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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Much ado about nothing. Coincidentally, the sum total of everything you've ever posted here. Principal Ashshaheed must be so disappointed in you.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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> Much ado about nothing. Coincidentally, the sum
> total of everything you've ever posted here.

Once again, a piss poor response because you have no response after the facts are clearly presented to you. Please tell me you are just a troll. Nobody can be this stupid.

> Principal Ashshaheed must be so disappointed in
> you.

You really should run from that embarrassing moment in your life. Embracing it only makes you look more retarded. Not that you seem to care though.

they still sell the same way for more than that

check the zoning dept

are they out of their mind thinking no one would like to know where they got the money ... is my question

tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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> You really should run from that embarrassing
> moment in your life. Embracing it only makes you
> look more retarded. Not that you seem to care
> though.

Fell for it hook, line, and sinker. What a fucking dork!

Tinner Hill is meanwhile a giant hole in the ground. In Falls Church. Stupid asswipe.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You really should run from that embarrassing
> > moment in your life. Embracing it only makes
> you
> > look more retarded. Not that you seem to care
> > though.
>
> Fell for it hook, line, and sinker. What a
> fucking dork!

Nobody fell for it. It wasn't even plausible. The fact you think anyone did shows how far out of reality you are.

> Tinner Hill is meanwhile a giant hole in the
> ground. In Falls Church. Stupid asswipe.

It is called building a foundation. Not surprised you don't understand how large construction projects work. Go back to playing in the dirt.

tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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> Nobody fell for it.

Nobody ELSE fell for it. YOU on the other hand were 100% pure corn-dog snookered. Nail-head, meet hammer.

> It is called building a foundation.

It's called a giant fucking hole in the ground. In Falls Church. It's a grating and appalling example of the way tear-downs are NOT supposed to be done.



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Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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> > Nobody fell for it.
>
> Nobody ELSE fell for it. YOU on the other hand
> were 100% pure corn-dog snookered. Nail-head,
> meet hammer.

I wonder how many more times you tell yourself before you actually start believing it. The fact that you are so proud of an absolute failure on your part speaks volume of your lack of accomplishments in life.

> > It is called building a foundation.
>
> It's called a giant fucking hole in the ground.
> In Falls Church.

And if that is all it was supposed to be and was ever going to be, you might have a point (for the first time in your life). But alas, you failed again as it will be a nice entrance to the city. A nice distinction from the county side of 29 that is riddled with run down hotels.

> It's a grating and appalling
> example of the way tear-downs are NOT supposed to
> be done.

You wouldn't know how such an enterprise is supposed to be done.

Tinner hill is a hill Wrote:
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> I wonder how many more times you tell yourself
> before you actually start believing it.

That was one of those things that you'll never be able to live down.

> The fact that you are so proud of an absolute
> failure on your part speaks volume of your lack
> of accomplishments in life.

Actually, I sailed right through middle school. And a lot of increasingly challenging levels thereafter. This is how my capacity and life-style ultimately came to dwarf and mock yours so severely.

> And if that is all it was supposed to be and was
> ever going to be...

It's a ghastly scar on the city landscape and an appalling example of the way tear-downs are NOT supposed to be done.

> ...it will be a nice entrance to the city.

Entrance to the city from where? The rest of Falls Church?

> A nice distinction from the county side of 29 that
> is riddled with run down hotels.

Well, there is the Quarry Inn. No frills, good location, good value, great service. Been there almost forty years. Otherwise, what the county side is riddled with is the large and solidly middle class residential neighborhood of Greenway Downs. Do you actually live in Falls Church at all? I live a long way away, and yet I know more about it than you do.

> You wouldn't know how such an enterprise is
> supposed to be done.

Because of all the nice shopping and dining options there, I drive into and out of Vienna quite a lot. Now that the clouds of the Great Bush Recession have been lifting, I see examples of how in-fill ad tear-down are supposed to be done all the time. Tinner Hill ain't it.

Asshole Spotter and all his other sockpuppets are complete losers.

Conclusion Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter and all his other sockpuppets are
> complete losers.

And here comes the Butthurt Brigade. LOL!

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Actually, I sailed right through middle school.

LOL. You couldn't sail right through pre-school at your current age with your lack of intelligence

> It's a ghastly scar on the city landscape and an
> appalling example of the way tear-downs are NOT
> supposed to be done.

Yes, just so ghastly....




Meanwhile your preferred Fresh Market is in an old run down A&P. Sure, they gave it some paint and minor facelift, but it wreaks of 1970s suburban hell.




> Entrance to the city from where? The rest of
> Falls Church?

To the city center. From the 29 side heading north from Merrifield. Get out a bit more.

> > A nice distinction from the county side of 29
> that
> > is riddled with run down hotels.
>
> Well, there is the Quarry Inn. No frills, good
> location, good value, great service.

It is a nasty place infested with all sorts of vermin (human and non-human).

> Been there almost forty years. Otherwise, what the county
> side is riddled with is the large and solidly
> middle class residential neighborhood of Greenway
> Downs.

Greenway Downs is largely set back from 29.

Apparently you never visited the former location of the German Gourmet. I guess with the word "Gourmet" in its name you probably figured it was out of your price range. There is also the Budget Inn, Parrot store, the rundown strip of stores housing the Italian Café among others, a laundromat, an auto parts store, etc.

> Do you actually live in Falls Church at
> all? I live a long way away, and yet I know more
> about it than you do.

You have more than demonstrated that you don't really know much about anything. Claiming knowledge is not the same as actual knowledge. You're the kid that raised his hand all day in class and never got it correct. Eventually the teacher stopped calling on you to save you from the embarrassment. Too bad that didn't stick with you.

> Because of all the nice shopping and dining
> options there, I drive into and out of Vienna
> quite a lot. Now that the clouds of the Great
> Bush Recession have been lifting, I see examples
> of how in-fill ad tear-down are supposed to be
> done all the time.

Which project?

Tinner Hill is a hill Wrote:
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> LOL. You couldn't sail right through pre-school
> at your current age with your lack of intelligence

Save it for the playground, junior. You've been blown to bits again. You don't have NEARLY what it takes to compete here.

> Yes, just so ghastly....

An artist's conception of the future? How pathetic. A simple drive-by today reveals the site as a ghastly scar. On Falls Church.

> Meanwhile, your preferred Fresh Market is in an old
> run down A&P. Sure, they gave it some paint and
> minor facelift, but it wreaks of 1970s suburban ell.

You were not alive yet in the 1970's and, intellectually speaking, you still aren't. The Fresh Market is an upscale specialty store. It carries many very good albeit rather expensive items that are not (or not reliably) available elsewhere. The site itself has not been an A&P for 40 years. It was formerly That's Amore! which was formerly Joe Theismann's which was formerly Minnesota Fabrics. Googling Norm's didn't tell you any of that, did it. Hence, the majestic splendor and scale of your abject stupidity were left to shine brightly through yet again. What a dumbfuck.

> To the city center.

Oh, you mean the giant "FOR LEASE" sign across the front of George Mason Square. Very impressive. Everyone will want to come see that.

> It is a nasty place infested with all sorts of
> vermin (human and non-human).

Hmmm. How many days/weeks/months has your family lived there? The Quarry Inn actually targets no-frills, low-budget business travelers, and from the number of repeat customers, they seem to do quite a good job of meeting those needs.

> Greenway Downs is largely set back from 29.

By what, 80 feet? In some places?

> Apparently you never visited the former location
> of the German Gourmet. I guess with the word
> "Gourmet" in its name you probably figured it was
> out of your price range.

LOL! The take-out braturst platter was very good. They still make those down at the new location on 244. In fact, I stopped there last week on the way back from picking up artisan breads at the White House Farmers Market. Gelbwurst, Thuringer bratwurst, weisswurst, Binkert's fine liverwurst, and of course a couple of pounds of the best German potato salad available anywhere. Picked up some jams for use in Christmas tarts as well. When I was there last month, I stood in line with a retired couple who had driven up from Richmond just to get the gelbwurst. I'm glad I don't have to drive that far.

> There is also the Budget Inn.

There is one, but it's blocks away. Your "riddled with" claim was just more baseless downscale goober babble and bullshit. Typical of what a brainless eighth-grader would produce.

> You have more than demonstrated...

...that you are a completely worthless clown-bot. For like a fifth time.

> You're the kid that raised his hand all day in
> class and never got it correct.

Actually, I'm the kid who ended up with all the degrees and awards on the wall. Of course, I don't actually hang them on the wall. They are all in my CV and in a cardboard box at the back of some closet or other.

PS. You're an asshole.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> An artist's conception of the future? How
> pathetic. A simple drive-by today reveals the
> site as a ghastly scar. On Falls Church.

It reveals a hole in the ground that most people with knowledge of these things call a "foundation." Go ahead, sound it out. I can't be held accountable for YOUR lack of vision.

> You were not alive yet in the 1970's

Sure was, but I don't expect for you to all of a sudden start being correct about anything.

> The Fresh Market is an upscale specialty store. It
> carries many very good albeit rather expensive
> items that are not (or not reliably) available
> elsewhere.

I've been to many. The first was about 15 years ago. There is one not too far from an entrance to King's Mill in Williamsburg (go ahead and look that place up too). I was impressed then and am impressed now. I can't wait to have one within walking distance. Oh, and I mean my walking distance, not an out of shape idiot's walking distance (yes, I am referring to you).

Also, while a bit pricier than Giant or Safeway, I wouldn't call it "expensive." I can see why someone like you might find it to be though.

> The site itself has not been an A&P
> for 40 years. It was formerly That's Amore! which
> was formerly Joe Theismann's which was formerly
> Minnesota Fabrics.

Which still makes it a former A&P. Which still makes it an antiquated building that has long outlived its purpose.

> > To the city center.
>
> Oh, you mean the giant "FOR LEASE" sign across the
> front of George Mason Square. Very impressive.
> Everyone will want to come see that.

OMG, an office building has a for lease sign in front of it???? I bet you can't find any of that in Vienna!

> The Quarry Inn actually targets
> no-frills, low-budget business travelers, and from
> the number of repeat customers, they seem to do
> quite a good job of meeting those needs.

LOL. If you consider those people business travelers, you've clearly never met a business traveler or traveled for business.

> There is one, but it's blocks away.

Blocks away? It is RIGHT NEXT to the Quarry Inn. I'd say walking distance, but we know your out of shape impotent ass couldn't walk the 25 feet between the two parking lots. It is the former Falls Church Motel, you dumb as shit fucktard.

Yes, this is you getting owned again for talking out of your ass and getting the facts shoved right down your insignificant pie hole.

> PS. You're an asshole.

Coming from a lying piece of shit like you, that is a compliment!

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> The Quarry Inn actually targets
> no-frills, low-budget business travelers, and from
> the number of repeat customers, they seem to do
> quite a good job of meeting those needs.

While this thread has been clearly hijacked, I just want to point out that no business traveler would stay at a place like the Quarry Inn.



I especially like the mismatched chairs.

Business travelers prefer a place with dining options, a gym, and a reliable internet connection. They also probably prefer to not be woken up in the morning to the loud sounds of trucks being loaded with gravel and other stone products.

If you are contending that the Quarry Inn is used by business travelers, I'd like to know what type of business traveler you think would stay there. Many of the tenants are of the "no fixed address" type.

Also, the above poster is correct, the Budget Inn is right next to the Quarry Inn on 29. A simple street view search more than proves it.

Perhaps now the conversation can return to $500,000 ramblers!

business traveler Wrote:
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> Asshole Spotter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The Quarry Inn actually targets
> > no-frills, low-budget business travelers, and
> from
> > the number of repeat customers, they seem to do
> > quite a good job of meeting those needs.
>
> While this thread has been clearly hijacked, I
> just want to point out that no business traveler
> would stay at a place like the Quarry Inn.
>
> src=http://www.quarryinnmotel.com/pb/wp_d425985a/i
> mages/img2665650fc4fab7fdcb.gif>
>
> I especially like the mismatched chairs.
>
> Business travelers prefer a place with dining
> options, a gym, and a reliable internet
> connection. They also probably prefer to not be
> woken up in the morning to the loud sounds of
> trucks being loaded with gravel and other stone
> products.
>
> If you are contending that the Quarry Inn is used
> by business travelers, I'd like to know what type
> of business traveler you think would stay there.
> Many of the tenants are of the "no fixed address"
> type.
>
> Also, the above poster is correct, the Budget Inn
> is right next to the Quarry Inn on 29. A simple
> street view search more than proves it.
>
> Perhaps now the conversation can return to
> $500,000 ramblers!

+1

The place is a dump. Nobody traveling for business would stay there.

Anyone claiming otherwise is an assclown.

Check Zillow for prices of ramblers in the area bounded by Great Falls from Falls Church to Mclean, Dolley Madison, Old Dominion to the Arlington-Fairfax County line.

People who are butthurt over housing prices don't understand that the price could be arbitrarily lower or higher based on supply and demand.

OMFG $500k is no different than OMFG $400k and OMFG $600k.

I can see how one would get noisy if they can't afford it or they lost one in foreclosure. It is what happens where people actually want to live for any reason, be it jobs, the California sunshine, the Hawaiian beaches, or the Ohio beer-swilling blue-collar numbnuts.

I left an area at a time when its housing market was much more bubble-expensive than Fairfax about a year before the crash. Both the properties I sold went into foreclosure on their liar loans. I moved that bubble-equity here and it weathered the crash much better.

If I didn't have that bubble-equity lowering my house payment, I'd be living in Manassas or Gainesville. Fairfax is expensive, but it can only as expensive as buyers are willing to pay.

WunHungLo Wrote:
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> 50 renminbis says that those are Asians living there.

Renminbi is the currency of China. Sort of like Sterling is the currency of the UK. The UNIT of that currency is the yuan, the plural of which is yuan. Meanwhile, the people who live in that house now and did prior to and during its years of renovation are not Asian. You lose at everything.

stock investor Wrote:
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> Who was talking about buy and hold or any other
> investment strategy?

You were. Buy ten years ago and hold until today. Brilliant plan.

> Point was that there are investments other than
> real estate where that same person in the poster's
> example could have put their money versus 6 other
> houses.

Point is that hindsight makes everyone a genius. But it's all useless going forward. Get your head out of your ass and out of the clouds.

gross Wrote:
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> The place is a dump. Nobody traveling for
> business would stay there. Anyone claiming
> otherwise is an assclown.

The real world isn't like what you see on TV, Gomer. Many people traveling for business need a place to sleep at night and to shower and shave in the morning. That and a friendly, helpful front desk is all they want or are willing to pay for. A gym? A free continental breakfast? Don't make me laugh!

Look! I found the other thread that Spotter talked about and the asshole who uses about fifty different names gets tromped on by Spotter yet again. And again and again.

A boy stood on the railroad tracks
and didn't hear the bell.
I'd like to tell you the rest of the tale,
but it's too sad to tell.

Oh, stay away from the railroad tracks,
that is no place to play.
For trains go FAST, when they go PAST,
and you might be in the way!

Baltimore & Ohio Wrote:
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> Look! I found the other thread that Spotter
> talked about and the asshole who uses about fifty
> different names gets tromped on by Spotter yet
> again. And again and again.

Yeah, it just keeps getting worse and worse for the pathetic little FC dipshit. He's been so totally stomped on and humiliated now that he's down to all the usual five-year old dumbshit plays. Nothing new. It's the same end that all goober assfucks ultimately come to.

Bulletin Board Wrote:
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> The real world isn't like what you see on TV,
> Gomer. Many people traveling for business need a
> place to sleep at night and to shower and shave in
> the morning. That and a friendly, helpful front
> desk is all they want or are willing to pay for.
> A gym? A free continental breakfast? Don't make
> me laugh!

I think people only see those on fat-cat corporate expense accounts who fly business class, rent Lincoln Town Cars at the airport, and only stay in hotels having a 5-star restaurant and a full-time concierge. But only half of people work for businesses that can afford that sort of largesse. Travelers from the other half don't have expense accounts, they drive to other places in their own cars, they dine at Arby's and Tiger Mart, and they certainly do stay in low-cost, no-frills hotels. This is how the other half lives.

Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> LOL! The take-out braturst platter was very good.
> They still make those down at the new location on
> 244. In fact, I stopped there last week on the
> way back from picking up artisan breads at the
> White House Farmers Market. Gelbwurst, Thuringer
> bratwurst, weisswurst, Binkert's fine liverwurst,
> and of course a couple of pounds of the best
> German potato salad available anywhere. Picked up
> some jams for use in Christmas tarts as well.

Ho, ho, ho out there. Just a quick holiday drive-by here. Need to head up north again tomorrow afternoon. Just wanted to say that the Christmas tarts were made and are quite wonderful. There's nothing like the real thing for Weihnachtsfest, as only we German Gourmet regulars would best be able to understand. Enjoy the holidays -- or gooberdays for most of you...
.
Attachments:

Asshole spotter,
You gonna get some weinershnitzel jammed up in you for the holidays?

Location x 3 Wrote:
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> 3UCmw Wrote:
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> -----
> > and in 90% of the rest of the USA they know YOU
> > are nuts for paying 400k. In Ohio these little
> > ramblers go for 60k in good shape and 10-30k in
> > bad shape. 400k for a 1960 rambler with an
> > original price of 5000 bucks new. Everyone
> here
> > is crazy dummy...
>
> No, it's YOU that's fucked up. Nobody here would
> pay 400k for a rambler IN FUCKING OHIO either.
> It's 99% hell-hole. Very few even drive through
> Ohio unless they have to.


Try Flint, Michigan for a great low price

Herrity: Asshole as always Wrote:
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> Asshole spotter, You gonna get some weinershnitzel jammed up in you
> for the holidays?

It's spelled "Wienerschnitzel", dummkopf, and all schnitzels are pounded flat as a pancake before breading and frying. You brand of "dumm" is hilarious, but still simply inexcusable.

Ouch

Frau Blucher Wrote:
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> ...all schnitzels are pounded flat as a pancake before
> breading and frying.


Kind of like we pound and fry your dumb ass on a daily basis. lol

Assholeschnitzel Wrote:
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> Kind of like we pound and fry your dumb ass on a
> daily basis. lol

Awww. Poor baby's feelings were hurt. Oh no's! All because someone pointed out what an incomparably ignorant asshole he is. What a heavy burden to have to bear.

Well, my date's not dressed yet for dinner. After all these years of practice, how can they take so long! Eventually, we'll be off for a festive holiday meal at one of the region's finest restaurants, but given the wait up front, it might be a good time to do some caroling. Come on, everybody...sing along...

Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum
Dum.....dum, dum

Out in Merrifield
We pay lots for our meals
And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
We don't need to fib
To seem like we're glib
We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
You got to watch for teenage douchebags

Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into douchebag-land
Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
There's holes in the ground.
And unintelligent sound.
Let's push right on through it
Before we get deported.

Teenage douchebags
Watch out for teenage douchebags,
Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
Teenage douchebags

They're all worthless!!!



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Asshole Spotter Wrote:
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> Well, my date's not dressed yet for dinner. After
> all these years of practice, how can they take so
> long! Eventually, we'll be off for a festive
> holiday meal at one of the region's finest
> restaurants, but given the wait up front, it might
> be a good time to do some caroling. Come on,
> everybody...sing along...
>
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
> Dum.....dum, dum
>
> Out in Merrifield
> We pay lots for our meals
> And leave a nice tip for that sweet Heather.
> We don't need to fib
> To seem like we're glib
> We already got all our shit together, yeah, yeah,
> yeah, yeah, yeah.
>
> Don't cry. But keep a sharp eye
> You got to watch for teenage douchebags
>
> Come on, take my hand. We'll travel east into
> douchebag-land
> Put on your hat and prepare for great disorder.
> There's holes in the ground.
> And unintelligent sound.
> Let's push right on through it
> Before we get deported.
>
> Teenage douchebags
> Watch out for teenage douchebags,
> Teenage douchebags, oh yeah
> Teenage douchebags
>
> They're all worthless!!!


You've been using the same prostitute for years? Why?

My rambler is worth $1m now hahaha sucker