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Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Gerhardt
()
Date: June 15, 2006 12:08PM
Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Well, at least none that I could find... if there are any
within the county, please let me know....
As long as I'm on this topic, what's the best strip club
near Fairfax County? (in DC, MD, or VA) I'm planning
a bachelor's party in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions
appreciated!
THANKS!
Well, at least none that I could find... if there are any
within the county, please let me know....
As long as I'm on this topic, what's the best strip club
near Fairfax County? (in DC, MD, or VA) I'm planning
a bachelor's party in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions
appreciated!
THANKS!
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Brock Landers
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Date: June 15, 2006 12:12PM
I know of two in Springfield; 1318 (or something like that) & Dauphine's. Both suck. There's gotta be some kind of pastie/g-string law in VA of FFX.
Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Reston Pieces Loves da cock soup
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Date: June 15, 2006 01:31PM
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Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Strip Clubs
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Date: June 15, 2006 02:56PM
If you don't mind a little drive, you can head north to Baltimore where they allow full nudity in their clubs. There are some decent places there too that aren't too shady. Gold Club, Night Shift, and the Hustler Club are 3 that come to mind right away.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
RESton Peace
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Date: June 15, 2006 03:16PM
Plenty in DC too, but they all suck
Yes we have a "no nudity" law and also there is supposed to be a distance law keeping you 5-10 feet away. Don't know if that one gets enforced or if they got rid of it.
Yes we have a "no nudity" law and also there is supposed to be a distance law keeping you 5-10 feet away. Don't know if that one gets enforced or if they got rid of it.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
ffxmotorist
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Date: June 15, 2006 06:33PM
Brock Landers Wrote:
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> I know of two in Springfield; 1318 (or something
> like that) & Dauphine's. Both suck. There's gotta
> be some kind of pastie/g-string law in VA of FFX.
>
>
> Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
yep, good ole 1320 in Brookfield plaza next to the post office.
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> I know of two in Springfield; 1318 (or something
> like that) & Dauphine's. Both suck. There's gotta
> be some kind of pastie/g-string law in VA of FFX.
>
>
> Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
yep, good ole 1320 in Brookfield plaza next to the post office.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Fairfax MF-er
()
Date: June 16, 2006 03:25PM
Gerhardt Wrote:
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
Internet porn. The girls are better looking than the skanky Ho's you see at Deja Vu or the Gold Club or whatever. Plus, you can rub one out without ending up in jail.
Beer is cheaper too. No cover charge, either.
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
Internet porn. The girls are better looking than the skanky Ho's you see at Deja Vu or the Gold Club or whatever. Plus, you can rub one out without ending up in jail.
Beer is cheaper too. No cover charge, either.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
azuresence
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Date: June 19, 2006 10:42AM
Golden Horseshoe in Ranson(sp), WV near Charlestown. Full nudity, private shows, good looking girls on the weekends, multiple full stages.. raffle prizes
Lots of interaction!!!
Attendance is mixed, male female.
My only complaint is the lack of lighting, so you better get your seat infront of one of the stages, or strain your eyes.
Lots of interaction!!!
Attendance is mixed, male female.
My only complaint is the lack of lighting, so you better get your seat infront of one of the stages, or strain your eyes.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
WestOx
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Date: June 21, 2006 12:19PM
I saw on the news there are legal strip clubs in DC. Legal because they dont serve Booze!!!! They showed an after hours club which was a barber shop by day/strip joint by night PACKED with men and hookers. All the men brought brown paper bags with them. Not a sermon; just a thought FX!
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
ldsajflkdsajflkdsaj
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Date: June 26, 2006 01:17AM
there two in springfield and one in crystal city,its called crystal city resturant..theres awhole rack in DC. i dont know what the poster above me is talking about they dont serve booze..all the strip clubs in dc do and are full nudity, the onlything is there is no lap dances..but if you go to royal palace off connectect ave.you find hat anything goes there
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Scott
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Date: June 26, 2006 02:59PM
Good Guys and Camelot are good BUT you have to pay at least 6$ a beer (and that was 5 years ago)
Golden Horseshoe in WV is great! Cheap drinks, great girls (not toothless and pregnant like you would think) And if that is not enough, just keep going up route 9 and you will hit at least 6 other strip clubs. Though it seems the further N you go, the more they look like they are on Heroin or something.
Best Ive been to recently is McDoogals.com in Baltimore (not in the city)
BYOB!!! Incredible looking girls and great lap dances.
Golden Horseshoe in WV is great! Cheap drinks, great girls (not toothless and pregnant like you would think) And if that is not enough, just keep going up route 9 and you will hit at least 6 other strip clubs. Though it seems the further N you go, the more they look like they are on Heroin or something.
Best Ive been to recently is McDoogals.com in Baltimore (not in the city)
BYOB!!! Incredible looking girls and great lap dances.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Omar66
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Date: March 01, 2016 01:23AM
There are.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Tommyg
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Date: June 15, 2016 05:52PM
Where?
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
2 Scoops
()
Date: June 15, 2016 06:29PM
They are opening one in Burke where the Friendlys Ice Cream Parlor was.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Mike O'Meara Show Fan
()
Date: June 15, 2016 06:50PM
Gerhardt Wrote:
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
> Well, at least none that I could find... if there
> are any
> within the county, please let me know....
>
> As long as I'm on this topic, what's the best
> strip club
> near Fairfax County? (in DC, MD, or VA) I'm
> planning
> a bachelor's party in a couple of weeks. Any
> suggestions
> appreciated!
>
>
>
> THANKS!
DC Eagle is where you want to go.
http://www.dceagle.com/history/
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
> Well, at least none that I could find... if there
> are any
> within the county, please let me know....
>
> As long as I'm on this topic, what's the best
> strip club
> near Fairfax County? (in DC, MD, or VA) I'm
> planning
> a bachelor's party in a couple of weeks. Any
> suggestions
> appreciated!
>
>
>
> THANKS!
DC Eagle is where you want to go.
http://www.dceagle.com/history/
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Ludwig
()
Date: June 15, 2016 08:14PM
ffxmotorist Wrote:
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> Brock Landers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know of two in Springfield; 1318 (or
> something
> > like that) & Dauphine's. Both suck. There's
> gotta
> > be some kind of pastie/g-string law in VA of
> FFX.
> >
> >
> > Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
>
> yep, good ole 1320 in Brookfield plaza next to the
> post office.
And the 7-11!!!
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> Brock Landers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know of two in Springfield; 1318 (or
> something
> > like that) & Dauphine's. Both suck. There's
> gotta
> > be some kind of pastie/g-string law in VA of
> FFX.
> >
> >
> > Go to Calemot or Good Guys in DC.
>
> yep, good ole 1320 in Brookfield plaza next to the
> post office.
And the 7-11!!!
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Came-a-lot
()
Date: June 15, 2016 09:12PM
You have to be in the Bible Belt to have strip clubs.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
kcw9C
()
Date: June 15, 2016 09:18PM
Gerhardt Wrote:
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
The simple answer is that they're illegal. If you want to ogle naked women while getting your drink on, you have to go somewhere else.
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> Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax
> County?
>
The simple answer is that they're illegal. If you want to ogle naked women while getting your drink on, you have to go somewhere else.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Freddy Boom Boom Washington
()
Date: June 16, 2016 10:16AM
What's the difference between a strip club and a "strip club"? (Besides the unnecessary quotes.)
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Greybeard
()
Date: June 16, 2016 09:56PM
OP "thinks" it "adds" emphasis. No, wait, he's spent a lot of time reading Zagat guides...
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
cEHMy
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Date: June 18, 2016 12:58PM
because any hot chick with "the stuff to do it" moves out of town - south of here or MD
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
So what?
()
Date: June 20, 2016 12:43AM
Who wants to see a bunch of tattooed, pierced dope-using women take off their clothes? I sure don't.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
Gerhard
()
Date: June 21, 2016 06:41AM
So what? Wrote:
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> Who wants to see a bunch of tattooed, pierced
> dope-using women take off their clothes? I sure
> don't.
Who said anything about women? I'm looking for big studs for a gay bachelor party!
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> Who wants to see a bunch of tattooed, pierced
> dope-using women take off their clothes? I sure
> don't.
Who said anything about women? I'm looking for big studs for a gay bachelor party!
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
fatty Mc Patty
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Date: June 21, 2016 07:36AM
Because fat soccer Moms would be pissed their husbands are at the strip clubs.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
mjPEW
()
Date: June 22, 2016 06:29PM
I tell my wife when I'm going to the "Gentleman's Club." She doesn't care.
If you are in a marriage where you are not allowed to enter a dark, danky, smelly, smoky room, with a few nekkid ladies dancing under the lights, then you don't have a real marriage.
There's nothing wrong with strip clubs.
Keeping it secret is the real transgression.
If you are in a marriage where you are not allowed to enter a dark, danky, smelly, smoky room, with a few nekkid ladies dancing under the lights, then you don't have a real marriage.
There's nothing wrong with strip clubs.
Keeping it secret is the real transgression.
Re: Why aren't there any "strip clubs" in Fairfax County?
Posted by:
DjHxw
()
Date: June 27, 2016 09:18AM
With the numbers of "can't get any" right-wing losers around here, you'd think there'd be a lot of strip clubs.