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http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/13/t
> he-constitution-is-400-years-old-and-more-pearls-f
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Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas proclaimed
> this week that the Constitution is 400 years old.
> In other words, its writing would predate the
> Pilgrims. But while she may be spending her time
> avidly re-watching the Pocahontas in hopes of
> getting a glimpse of John Smith jotting down the
> phrase “We The People,” you can read some more
> of Jackson Lee’s greatest hits below:
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>
If You Believe They Put a Man on Mars
>
> In 1997, while on a trip to the Mars Pathfinder
> operations center in California, Jackson Lee asked
> if the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a
> picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil
> Armstrong in 1969. Needless to say, Jackson Lee,
> then a member of the House Science Committee, had
> confused Mars with the Moon. (Despite the
> alliterative names, they are very different astral
> bodies. Mars is a planet that orbits the Sun and
> has never been visited by man. In contrast, the
> Moon, which is a satellite of Earth and orbits our
> planet, has been visited six different times by
> astronauts).
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>
Two Vietnams, One Gaffe
>
> While Jackson Lee is a member of the House Foreign
> Affairs Committee, she seems to be badly in need
> of a new atlas. In 2010, she compared the war in
> Afghanistan to Vietnam, an analogy that has often
> been invoked by Democrats. But the lesson she took
> from that was unique, to say the least. “Today,
> we have two Vietnams, side by side, North and
> South, exchanging and working.” Jackson Lee went
> on to caution: “We may not agree with all that
> North Vietnam is doing, but they are living in
> peace. I would look for a better human rights
> record for North Vietnam, but they are living side
> by side.” South Vietnam has not existed for
> almost 40 years since North Vietnamese forces took
> Saigon and reunified the former French colony in
> 1975.
>
> The Tea Party Took My Baby Away
>
> In a workshop around the 2010 convention of the
> NAACP in Kansas City, Jackson Lee said that the
> Klansmen of the past are now Tea Party members. In
> her somewhat incoherent statement, the Texas
> congresswoman said “All those who wore sheets a
> long time ago have now lifted them off and started
> wearing uh, clothing, uh, with a name, say, I am
> part of the tea party.” She then went criticize
> these Tea Partiers for being among “those who
> said Congresswoman Jackson-Lee’s braids were too
> tight in her hair.”
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>
>
Michael Jackson, Global Humanitarian
>
> After the 2009 death of Michael Jackson, Sheila
> Jackson Lee went to Los Angeles to speak at the
> memorial service of the pop star where she mourned
> him as “someone who will be honored forever and
> forever and forever and forever.” The
> congresswoman ended her valedictory to a man she
> described as “our icon” by saying “Michael
> Jackson, I salute you.” While speaking, she held
> up a copy of House Resolution 600, which she
> introduced to honor the best-selling musical
> artist. Her resolution though didn’t go anywhere
> in the House. After all, very few members of
> Congress were eager to mourn a man with a
> well-documented history of allegations of sexual
> predation on young boys.
>
>
You Stupid Motherfucker and Other Friendly
> Nicknames
>
> Jackson Lee has a well-documented history of being
> the worst employer on Capitol Hill. With plenty of
> job security representing a safe Democratic
> district, she goes out of her way to demean and
> abuse members of her staff. As Jonathan Strong,
> then of the Daily Caller documented in 2011, she
> constantly referred to one staff member as “You
> Stupid Motherfucker,” threw her cell phone at
> another and demanded to be chauffeured by car when
> travelling between House office buildings (which
> are connected by tunnels) and that staffers run to
> the supermarket at 2 a.m. to buy garlic
> supplements for her. The congresswoman was also
> known to proclaim angrily ‘”What am I a
> prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can’t
> prostitute me.”
>
>
Where Is My Seafood Meal?
>
> Early in her tenure in Congress, back in the days
> when airlines still served food, Jackson Lee would
> demand the ability to make multiple first class
> reservations on Continental Airlines and then
> cancel them freely according to her schedule. The
> airline did not appreciate this. The culminating
> point was when Jackson Lee boarded a flight back
> to her Houston district and discovered the first
> class menu didn’t include the seafood option
> that she wanted. The congresswoman started
> screaming “Don’t you know who I am? I’m
> Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee. Where is my
> seafood meal? I know it was ordered!”
No, no, no, haven't you heard. It's a Rush Limbaugh transcript!!!!!
LoLz.