A mattress named after it.

At least we have something to hide under our mattresses.

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> At least we have something to hide under our
> mattresses.


In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under their mattress.

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> In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under
> their mattress.


The individually encased coils of the Vienna are specially made to accommodate that!

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> > mattresses.
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> In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under
> their mattress.

Obviously my point eluded you. We have MONEY to put under our mattresses, although most of us put our money in higher-yielding assets.

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> > > mattresses.
> >
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> > In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under
> > their mattress.
>
> Obviously my point eluded you. We have MONEY to
> put under our mattresses, although most of us put
> our money in higher-yielding assets.

22180 is not money.

Sad, But True Wrote:
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> 22180 is not money.

It's way more than you have, or you'd live there.

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> > > mattresses.
> >
> >
> > In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under
> > their mattress.
>
> Obviously my point eluded you. I like it
> hard in the ass!


No, we got it.

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> our
> > > > mattresses.
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> > > In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos
> under
> > > their mattress.
> >
> > Obviously my point eluded you. I like it
> > hard in the ass!
>
>
> No, we got it.

You misquoted me, you degenerate.

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> > > mattresses.
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> > In Vienna, both men and women hide dildos under
> > their mattress.
>
> Obviously my point eluded you. We have MONEY to
> put under our mattresses, although most of us put
> our money in higher-yielding assets.

No, I got what you were attempting to say, I was just making my own point. One you didn't refute.

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> It's way more than you have, or you'd live there.


Nah. My zip has a higher AGI, home value, and any other measure of wealth you want to consider. 22180 does lead my zip in one thing though- sex offenders.

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> Nah. My zip has a higher AGI, home value, and any
> other measure of wealth you want to consider.
> 22180 does lead my zip in one thing though- sex
> offenders.

You are still in high school. That's why you don't know what AGI is. Here's some handy advice -- people in the real world do not go around doing fist bumps over a zip code. You'll need to grow out of that sort of schlock if you want people to see you as anything other than a low-grade junior fuck-face!

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> any
> > other measure of wealth you want to consider.
> > 22180 does lead my zip in one thing though- sex
> > offenders.
>
> You are still in high school.

Even if that we're true (which you know it isn't) it'd mean I've achieved a higher level of education than you.

> That's why you
> don't know what AGI is.

I clearly do as was evidenced by My correct use of the acronym. You, on the other hand, had to look it up.

> Here's some handy advice
> -- people in the real world do not go around doing
> fist bumps over a zip code. You'll need to grow
> out of that sort of schlock if you want people to
> see you as anything other than a low-grade junior
> fuck-face!

You may want to tell that to 22180 resident. After all, he introduced the concept. He even used it as his nickname. But you wouldn't know anything about that, right? LOL.

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> You may want to tell that to 22180 resident.
> After all, he introduced the concept. He even
> used it as his nickname. But you wouldn't know
> anything about that, right? LOL.

No, but I would know that those who type AGI without knowing what it is are all worthless high-school level assholes. Congrats, worthless puny boy.

Vienna waits for you.

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> > After all, he introduced the concept. He even
> > used it as his nickname. But you wouldn't know
> > anything about that, right? LOL.
>
> No, but I would know that those who type AGI
> without knowing what it is are all worthless
> high-school level assholes. Congrats, worthless
> puny boy.

Again, you are the one who had to look it up. My guess is because you are too intellectually inept to ever have the need to use the term. After looking it up, you probably felt even more insignificant than usual.

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> > It's way more than you have, or you'd live
> there.
>
>
> Nah. My zip has a higher AGI, home value, and any
> other measure of wealth you want to consider.
> 22180 does lead my zip in one thing though- sex
> offenders.


Don't forget us!

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> > > It's way more than you have, or you'd live
> > there.
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> >
> > Nah. My zip has a higher AGI, home value, and
> any
> > other measure of wealth you want to consider.
> > 22180 does lead my zip in one thing though- sex
> > offenders.
>
>
> Don't forget us!


Sorry! My bad.

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> Again, you are the one who had to look it up. My
> guess is because you are too intellectually inept
> to ever have the need to use the term. After
> looking it up, you probably felt even more
> insignificant than usual.

That's a BIG FAT FAIL even by high school standards.

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> My
> > guess is because you are too intellectually
> inept
> > to ever have the need to use the term. After
> > looking it up, you probably felt even more
> > insignificant than usual.
>
> That's a BIG FAT FAIL even by high school
> standards.

No. And your response is proof that it isn't. When you get your GED (look up that acronym too), you'll begin to get it.

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> No. And your response is proof that it isn't.
> When you get your GED (look up that acronym too),
> you'll begin to get it.

Dude, you were humiliated. There isn't any recovery for you here. You are only making matters worse. Hopeless junior assfuck.

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> Nah. My zip has a higher AGI, home value, and any
> other measure of wealth you want to consider.

Higher AGI? Bwahahahahahahaha!!! What a chump.

What in the world are Vienna Sausages made of?

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> What in the world are Vienna Sausages made of?


Mattress springs and speeding tickets

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> any
> > other measure of wealth you want to consider.
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> Higher AGI? Bwahahahahahahaha!!! What a chump.

After getting burned under one name, you seriously want to come back under another? Pathetic, but par for the course for your lame ass. You should be thanking me for introducing you to a new term. You can show off your new knowledge with your fellow mouth breathers.

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> Mattress springs and speeding tickets

You must have missed Oktoberfest. Bazin's was offering a delightful bratwurst with mustard and sauerkraut. (No springs or tickets in sight) Maplewood Grill and Fresh Market also provided sausages. The food was delectable, and a good time was had by all!

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>
> You must have missed Oktoberfest. Bazin's was
> offering a delightful bratwurst with mustard and
> sauerkraut. (No springs or tickets in sight)
> Maplewood Grill and Fresh Market also provided
> sausages. The food was delectable, and a good
> time was had by all!

And in three weeks you will create the biggest traffic jam by shutting down 123 so a bunch of politicians can ride around in old muscle cars.

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> And in three weeks you will create the biggest
> traffic jam by shutting down 123 so a bunch of
> politicians can ride around in old muscle cars.

Amazing what an actual town can do, isn't it? I wonder how many tens of thousands will march and line the parade route this year. So many of them children, of course. The theme of this year's 68th annual event will be "Celebrating the Tradition of Vienna Girls' Sports". Our female athletes run circles around goober fat-heads, after all.

Meanwhile, nobody really gives a shit if a bunch of self-centered west-county assholes ends up getting home ten minutes late. In fact, we'd kind of like to see 123 shut down every morning and evening. It would serve all you drive-thru assfucks right. Worthless dumbass pricks.

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> > traffic jam by shutting down 123 so a bunch of
> > politicians can ride around in old muscle cars.
>
> Amazing what an actual town can do, isn't it? I
> wonder how many tens of thousands will march and
> line the parade route this year. So many of them
> children, of course. The theme of this year's
> 68th annual event will be "Celebrating the
> Tradition of Vienna Girls' Sports". Our female
> athletes run circles around goober fat-heads,
> after all.
>
> Meanwhile, nobody really gives a shit if a bunch
> of self-centered west-county assholes ends up
> getting home ten minutes late. In fact, we'd kind
> of like to see 123 shut down every morning and
> evening. It would serve all you drive-thru
> assfucks right. Worthless dumbass pricks.

It only took them 42 years after Title IX to recognize girls sports. How progressive.

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> It only took them 42 years after Title IX to
> recognize girls sports. How progressive.

What a dumbfuck. Title IX was passed in 1972. VPPL was already a decade old at the time. What? You don't know what VPPL stands for? Go look it up, you ignorant lazy-ass dirtbag.

VPPL = Vienna Pussies, Poofs & Lesbians

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> > recognize girls sports. How progressive.
>
> What a dumbfuck. Title IX was passed in 1972.
> VPPL was already a decade old at the time. What?
> You don't know what VPPL stands for? Go look it
> up, you ignorant lazy-ass dirtbag.

You are still a dork (and are in fact making my point). There have been girls' sports for decades. You want to make a big deal about the parade's recognition of girls' sports in 2014. Well, you are several decades late. Being late is appropriate given how late commuters will be on Oct. 29. Now be sure to continue with your petulant, potty mouthed, pre-pubescent volley of vituperation.

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Vienna, VA. is full of arrogant land owners. Route 123 is way overdue for widening all thru Vienna.
All the other main roads/routes everywhere have been widened under the 'right of way' laws accept Chain Bridge Road. Why?
Because the arrogant land owners think they are better than all others in the entire region.
In the meantime, hundreds of thousands of commuters have to go thru Vienna on a tight ass Rt. 123 in stop and go traffic because Vienna SUCKS!
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gridlock Wrote:
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> You are still a dork (and are in fact making my
> point). There have been girls' sports for
> decades. You want to make a big deal about the
> parade's recognition of girls' sports in 2014.
> Well, you are several decades late. Being late is
> appropriate given how late commuters will be on
> Oct. 29. Now be sure to continue with your
> petulant, potty mouthed, pre-pubescent volley of
> vituperation.

Revealed as an ignorant fucking dumbass = butthurt. Sorry, but you asked for it, asswipe. Meanwhile, nobody cares about you shithead commuters. Take Metro. Stop driving through Vienna. We'll turn 123 into HOT lanes is you aren't careful.

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> Vienna, VA. is full of arrogant land owners.

And they all hate whiny-ass dumbshits.

> Route 123 is way overdue for widening all thru
> Vienna. All the other main roads/routes everywhere
> have been widened under the 'right of way' laws
> accept Chain Bridge Road.

Right. "accept Chain Bridge Road." That should have been "except Maple Avenue", you whiny-ass dumbshit.

> Why? Because the arrogant land owners think they
> are better than all others in the entire region.

When it comes to you, it seems like they have a point.

> In the meantime, hundreds of thousands of
> commuters have to go thru Vienna on a tight ass
> Rt. 123 in stop and go traffic because Vienna
> SUCKS!

Right. Hundreds of thousands. How do you manage to keep keep a job to commute to anyway?

It's named after Vienna, Austria as is Vienna, Virginia.



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> It's named after Vienna, Austria as is Vienna, Virginia.

No, it's named after Vienna, NY. On the eve of the Civil War, what was then known as the village of Ayr Hill had gotten large enough to need the services of a local doctor. They found one (Dr. William Hendrick) who was willing to relocate to Ayr Hill, but only if the name were changed to match that of his original hometown in upstate New York. And so it was done.

Vienna, Austria predates Vienna, New York. America was considered the new world and therefore this country adopted the names of places all over the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna#Early_history

The mattress is named after Vienna, Austria which has over a thousand years of history.

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> mattresses.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The 68th annual Vienna Halloween Parade is set for Wednesday, Oct. 29 and will begin at 7 p.m., according to a news release from the Town of Vienna.

The parade will take place on Maple Avenue from Berry Street to Center Street. This year’s parade theme is “Celebrating the Tradition of Vienna Girls Sports” with Frank Lancaster serving as Grand Marshal. Once again, the parade will feature the Washington Redskins Marching Band as a special guest.

Kids are invited to walk in the parade in their Halloween costumes. No registration is required. Meet at 6:30 p.m. in the parking lot of United Bank, 374 Maple Ave., E. Children must be accompanied by an adult.

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> Vienna, Austria predates Vienna, New York.
> America was considered the new world and therefore
> this country adopted the names of places all over
> the world.

Brilliant. But completely irrelevant. Vienna VA was named for Vienna NY because Doctor Hendrick would only move south if that change were made. Vienna, Austria had exactly nothing to do with it. Sorry your knowledge of local history is so poor.

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> The mattress is named after Vienna, Austria which
> has over a thousand years of history.

So until the mattress came out, Vienna, Austria had been given short shrift in terms of recognition? That doesn't sound right. If the mattress is named after Vienna, Austria, then it has nothing to do with Vienna, VA, which was named after Vienna, NY.

Guten tag.

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> > has over a thousand years of history.
>
> So until the mattress came out, Vienna, Austria
> had been given short shrift in terms of
> recognition? That doesn't sound right. If the
> mattress is named after Vienna, Austria, then it
> has nothing to do with Vienna, VA, which was named
> after Vienna, NY.


But that makes no sense. Vienna, Austria isn't known for mattress stores, Vienna, Virginia is.

Talk to the other asshole. Neither one of you knows what the fuck you are talking about. Worthless babbling assholes.

Guten mattress tag?