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Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 19, 2009 08:42PM

Hello friends! My name is Boris Borstova and I am diplomat from Russia. Forgive my english, but I am using Babel Fish.

I have got reckless driving ticket from your police of Fairfax. Does any one on this websight know how to get out of this ticket? Thanks.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 19, 2009 09:42PM

Troll detector is redlining..

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:13PM

People who work at the Russian Embassy speak fluent english, and they have their own lawyers onsite, of course this is a troll.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: strates ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:19PM

rofl, nice baby thread.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:19PM

My friends, what is this troll? I need urgent assistance, as I was caught by the police of Fairfax on east route 66 doing 100mph.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:23PM

BorisBors Wrote:
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> Hello friends! My name is Boris Borstova and I am
> diplomat from Russia. Forgive my english, but I am
> using Babel Fish.
>
> I have got reckless driving ticket from your
> police of Fairfax. Does any one on this websight
> know how to get out of this ticket? Thanks.



Кто-нибудь знаете, где я могу получить свой Тролль детектор фиксированной?

Борис, сделать суды платить за ваш переводчик. Всем остальным не на английском языке оратора делает.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/19/2009 10:26PM by trogdor!.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 19, 2009 10:32PM

Вы говорите плохого русского.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 20, 2009 01:15AM

BorisBors Wrote:
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> Forgive my english, but I am using Babel Fish.

file.php?2,file=5427> I have got reckless driving ticket from your
> police of Fairfax. Does any one on this websight
> know how to get out of this ticket? Thanks.

last time i checked, babel fish didnt make spelling mistakes and certainly didnt use colloquialisms.

file.php?2,file=3566
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 20, 2009 02:12AM

!I am in a state of dis-belief. I inputted a post seeking assistance on my reckless driving ticket from police of Fairfax, and I only get hostile reactions!

!To the poster known as Gravis, you are an apparatus women use for vaginal irrigation!

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: March 20, 2009 08:55AM

This thread page needs a MIDI of the Tetris theme playing in the background.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 20, 2009 10:44AM

This thread delivers.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: March 20, 2009 11:05AM

The trolling in this one is inspired, keep it up

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 20, 2009 11:14AM

Friends and fellow post inputters; I inquire again about this troll. How does my question about driving of reckless relate to a character from the movie of fantasy Lord of the Rings? A very popular movie in my home country, but no relations to my sincere and most peaceful communications.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Berdhuis ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:10PM

BorisBors Wrote:
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> Hello friends! My name is Boris Borstova and I am
> diplomat from Russia. Forgive my english, but I am
> using Babel Fish.

Borstova is a female's last name, not a male's - twit.

Íàâåðíî òû ãîëóáîé...ïîøåë-òû íà õóé.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/20/2009 12:19PM by Berdhuis.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:19PM

This slander is in-tolerable! ?Is this American styled humour?

My surname has most proud history; Your grade of nine Russian class from American public school did not teach you properly.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Berdhuis ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:26PM

BorisBors Wrote:
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> Вы
> говорит&
> #1077;
> плохого
> русског&
> #1086;.


À òû õóæå...

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:36PM

What could possibly be funnier than pretending to be a Russian diplomat???

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Borat ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:44PM

Hello my name Borat. I emissary to embassy Kazakhstan, most hallowed and powerful country in world. Plase advise how to remove, BorisBoris, biggest apparatus women use for irrigation of vagine from my anus (with size of eight year old boy).

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 20, 2009 12:51PM

That film character you refer to as Borat is most offensive over-seas.

The post inputter known as TheMeeper, I am not a pretend person.

This posting community is filled with chocolate starfishes.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: March 20, 2009 03:25PM

BorisBors Wrote:
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> That film character you refer to as Borat is most
> offensive over-seas.
>
> The post inputter known as TheMeeper, I am not a
> pretend person.
>
> This posting community is filled with chocolate
> starfishes.


OH NO GUYS. He did NOT just call us a type of candy!!!!

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Boris Badenoc ()
Date: March 20, 2009 03:27PM

Boris Badenov and mine lovely assistant Natasha would like to help you.

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 21, 2009 05:14AM

Lawman Wrote:
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> OH NO GUYS. He did NOT just call us a type of
> candy!!!!

that is not what that means.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: dono ()
Date: March 21, 2009 12:56PM

Obama is a lawyer and a communist so I would check there

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Re: Anybody know a good traffic lawyer in Fairfax that speaks Russian?
Posted by: BorisBors ()
Date: March 21, 2009 02:20PM

You're Chief Public Administrator know as Obama is zero communist. We Russians pride ourselves on progress since era of Soviet Union. We are also zero communist.

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