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Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: FFXU Historian ()
Date: October 01, 2014 07:08PM

The following story happen about 5 years ago at night in December at 3:30 in the morning. I was driving on Backlick Road going about 15mph and I see this man run out of a house the street with only his underwear on with a look on his face like he had just been caught doing something he wasn't'.

So, he disappears behind a set of shrubbery and I think okay, he ran behind the house or something, so I gun the engine a bit and accelerate. I swear, if I had not been looking, I would have ran over this man. He immediately darted out into the street and at the last minute, I stopped. He looked at me before running down the sidewalk.

Well, I figured out it was old Lurchy boy because I never forgot that face. It was one of those faces that you just wanted to punch. (I also saw a photo of him on the web and put two and two together.)

Needless to say, that was an experience I will never forget.

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: N6nym ()
Date: October 02, 2014 07:56AM

That was not a man, it was a mountain lion.

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: hahd3 ()
Date: October 02, 2014 09:07PM

lol if this is true, that's funny as shit.

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: :/;:,:: ()
Date: December 17, 2014 03:49AM

lol

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: Money Metal Cakes ()
Date: December 17, 2014 10:56PM

You're so felted right now.

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: Sally Feeled ()
Date: December 18, 2014 02:58PM

Another reason to always wear clean underwear

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Re: Did I tell you the time I almost ran over Lurch?
Posted by: Mayor of Greenbriar ()
Date: December 18, 2014 04:28PM

I don't believe you. The King of Assburn over on Backlick Road. Fat chance you huuuuuuurting.

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