Last night I cooked beef noodle hamburger helper. I noticed at the store that there are like 24 different flavors of hamburger helper. Which one should I try next? I am leaning towards cheeseburger macaroni.

https://www.bettycrocker.com/products/helper/hamburger-helper

so h00ngry Wrote:
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> Last night I cooked beef noodle hamburger helper.
> I noticed at the store that there are like 24
> different flavors of hamburger helper. Which one
> should I try next? I am leaning towards
> cheeseburger macaroni.
>
> https://www.bettycrocker.com/products/helper/hambu
> rger-helper

Cheesy Ranch Burger is the best but hard to find sometimes. Amazon always has it tho.

There is a shit-ton of salt in hamburger helper. You should not eat it more than a few times a year if that.

Why do you need to deal with mystery's when you can get something much better then this salty greasy crap to make . For Christ's sake a box of Kraft or any cheap mac and cheese is better then Ham Help even though it too is salty

Need a mystery to eat , ask the Sheriff how to make THE LOAF since you like to gag foods down or Brown Onion for suggestions how to purge your bowels' with grey salty mysteries if that's why you want it so bad .

If salt is your need which it seems, GAR or any fast food fried chicken or humongous grease burger , cheese gravy fries, and such place can help you satisfy that excessive salt need if you can't find a round tub of Morton's , salt licks can also be ordered from animal feed stores
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You can improve hamburger helper by adding a can of rotell diced tomatoes with green chilis and a small diced onion. Sometimes I put shredded cheese in it at the end of the cooking process. Hamburger helper goes good with fresh baked cornbread too.

Nana. Wrote:
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> You can improve hamburger helper by adding a can
> of rotell diced tomatoes with green chilis and a
> small diced onion. Sometimes I put shredded cheese
> in it at the end of the cooking process. Hamburger
> helper goes good with fresh baked cornbread too.

That sounds good.

I use diarrhea as hamburger helper. It's good!

I went to my recipes; it said, grab a pole and cross the creek and grab some clay and make a bowl. Let bowl dry in sun. Blow up bowl with low-grade firecrackers. Go to store and buy the first Hamburger Helper you see, along with the requisite amount of ground beef. Enjoy.

The Hamburger helper glove can kick the Arby's oven mits ass.

But they screwed it up they older you mixed the sauce then put it .in , it's all no matter the flavor a bunch of chemicals

The Beef Stroganoff looks grey and fully qualifies as " Mystery Meat" in taste too

It's a salt lick that can extend human life from starving but should be reserved only for dubious times of low income

Hamburger Helper contains a significant amount of sodium. The mixes may contain 580 to 810 milligrams of sodium per serving, while the prepared meals can contain up to 990 milligrams per serving. Most adults should limit their daily intake of sodium to about 1,500 milligrams, suggests the American Heart Association.

Manwich is better than HH

Man Wich Wrote:
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> Manwich is better than HH

IDK about that. Hamburger helper Tex-Mex is damn good and makes a good omelette filler along with some cheese.

Ranch flavor.

A woman at home who prepares to make "Hamburger Helper". When she sets the box on the countertop and turns away, the Hamburger Helper Helping Hand materializes out of nowhere next to it. It comes to life, talks to her, and tries to strangle her. She tries drowning it in the kitchen sink, which doesn't work; it appears dead for a moment, but then spits the water in her face, runs away and hides. While she searches for it, the Milk Man shows up with a delivery. He touches her on the shoulder, and she mistakes him for the helping hand, then wrestles him to the floor. When he tells her where the hand is hiding, it then proceeds to kill the Milk Man with a kitchen knife in retaliation for "telling on him". The woman resorts to trapping the Hand in a bucket. The Hand screams that it is suffocating and plays dead. As she searches for a trash bag to dispose of the dead Hand, it escapes. She catches it and puts it through the blender, killing it. She then proceeds to continue preparing her meal, and opens a can of biscuit dough, only to find the Pillsbury Doughboy on her countertop, presumably starting her ordeal all over again.

I don’t know why they call it hamburger helper, does just fine by itself.

I prefer Chicken Tonight.

Mmmm Chicken Wrote:
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> I prefer Chicken Tonight.

“I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight.”

Any Hamburger Helper stirred with penis tastes excellent

I usually mix some Jack Daniels in with my hamburger helper

Mom makes the best hamburger helper.
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Dark history of the helping hand Wrote:
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> A woman at home who prepares to make "Hamburger
> Helper". When she sets the box on the countertop
> and turns away, the Hamburger Helper Helping Hand
> materializes out of nowhere next to it. It comes
> to life, talks to her, and tries to strangle her.
> She tries drowning it in the kitchen sink, which
> doesn't work; it appears dead for a moment, but
> then spits the water in her face, runs away and
> hides. While she searches for it, the Milk Man
> shows up with a delivery. He touches her on the
> shoulder, and she mistakes him for the helping
> hand, then wrestles him to the floor. When he
> tells her where the hand is hiding, it then
> proceeds to kill the Milk Man with a kitchen knife
> in retaliation for "telling on him". The woman
> resorts to trapping the Hand in a bucket. The Hand
> screams that it is suffocating and plays dead. As
> she searches for a trash bag to dispose of the
> dead Hand, it escapes. She catches it and puts it
> through the blender, killing it. She then proceeds
> to continue preparing her meal, and opens a can of
> biscuit dough, only to find the Pillsbury Doughboy
> on her countertop, presumably starting her ordeal
> all over again.


It's all here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVdn6Kf3-8E

Hamburger helper came out when Reagan was in office. The economy was so bad when Reagan was in office that people had to eat shit like hamburger helper.

Meat Helper is cheaper than Hamburger helper.

I am making beef pasta hamburger helper now with a extra half pound of meat and a can of ro-tel diced tomatoes thrown in. Beef pasta is the best. Stay away from Great Value (Walmart Brand) imitation Hamburger helper, it is not as good and its only 27 cents cheaper.

Tomato Basil Penne. It IS the best.

I like it made with Spam. Now that's some salt loaf there. Of course I like it better since Covid killed my sense of smell and taste.

Double Cheeseburger is the best.

I would love to help you guys with your meat.

Cheesy Ranch burger is the best!

Double cheeseburger macaroni is the best hamburger helper flavor.

cheesy ranch burger Wrote:
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> Cheesy Ranch burger is the best!

It is hard to find in stores but it is good. Amazon has it but you got to buy 6 boxes.