I'm a single mom, own a single family home in Fairfax City, seeking professional female, serious female student, or fellow single mom to share house. There are shared common living areas, like the kitchen.

It's recently remodeled, 4 beds, 3 baths, unlimited parking, huge deck, hot tub, big yard, near Daniel's Run School.

You can choose between the master bedroom suite or the whole finished basement all to yourself.

Hope to hear from you!

I can't wait to see where this thread goes. And when the mocking for not leaving any contact information, or registering so PMs can be received, will begin.

Right now.
Maybe she thought it was Craigslist or something and is still waiting by the phone right now.

JayBee Wrote:
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> Right now.
> Maybe she thought it was Craigslist or something
> and is still waiting by the phone right now.


The fact that she didn't post a number makes that all the more funny, since that's probably what's happening!

Bring on the milf lesbo action!

I also like to share my dildos and vibrators.

Kel, I am a hot female young professional single mom who likes Jell-o wrestling and hates bathing alone. Please give me your contact information so I can get in touch with you, and post a picture so I know how hot you are what you look like when I come to see the house.

Thank you!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/14/2009 05:38PM by MrMephisto.

What about registered sex offenders?

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Kel, I am a hot female young professional single
> mom who likes Jell-o wrestling and hates bathing
> alone. Please give me your contact information so
> I can get in touch with you, and post a picture so
> I know how hot you are what you look like when I
> come to see the house.
>
> Thank you!

Thought you were a male, hence the Problem with Big Balls thread?

Pondering Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kel, I am a hot female young professional
> single
> > mom who likes Jell-o wrestling and hates
> bathing
> > alone. Please give me your contact information
> so
> > I can get in touch with you, and post a picture
> so
> > I know how hot you are what you look like when
> I
> > come to see the house.
> >
> > Thank you!
>
> Thought you were a male, hence the Problem with
> Big Balls thread?

You must have been pondering for quite a while on that one, Captain Obvious!

Pondering Wrote:
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> Thought you were a male, hence the Problem with
> Big Balls thread?

Damn, and I thought "Mr" in his username gave it away.

pgens Wrote:
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> Pondering Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thought you were a male, hence the Problem with
> > Big Balls thread?
>
> Damn, and I thought "Mr" in his username gave it
> away.

That's just there to throw Spunky off.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Go down to fairfax circle, next to the 7-11, and inquire about a roommate....lots of nice drunk homeless down there that would love to room with you and pollute your house as they have done to the circle.....

Put your needs on CL

Kel - My wife is leaving me and needs a place to stay. Contact us at DCUM.

Kel Wrote:
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> I'm a single mom, own a single family home in
> Fairfax City, seeking professional female, serious
> female student, or fellow single mom to share
> house. There are shared common living areas, like
> the kitchen.
>
> It's recently remodeled, 4 beds, 3 baths,
> unlimited parking, huge deck, hot tub, big yard,
> near Daniel's Run School.
>
> You can choose between the master bedroom suite or
> the whole finished basement all to yourself.
>
> Hope to hear from you!

You should know better than to post something like this here. In marketing terms, this is not the “target audience” you want.

Price?

Kel Wrote:
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> I'm a single mom, own a single family home in
> Fairfax City, seeking professional female, serious
> female student, or fellow single mom to share
> house. There are shared common living areas, like
> the kitchen.
>
> It's recently remodeled, 4 beds, 3 baths,
> unlimited parking, huge deck, hot tub, big yard,
> near Daniel's Run School.
>
> You can choose between the master bedroom suite or
> the whole finished basement all to yourself.
>
> Hope to hear from you!

If I move in, does it mean I have to wear pants?

Freddi Wrote:
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> Kel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm a single mom, own a single family home in
> > Fairfax City, seeking professional female,
> serious
> > female student, or fellow single mom to share
> > house. There are shared common living areas,
> like
> > the kitchen.
> >
> > It's recently remodeled, 4 beds, 3 baths,
> > unlimited parking, huge deck, hot tub, big
> yard,
> > near Daniel's Run School.
> >
> > You can choose between the master bedroom suite
> or
> > the whole finished basement all to yourself.
> >
> > Hope to hear from you!
>
> You should know better than to post something like
> this here. In marketing terms, this is not the
> “target audience” you want.


You do realize this post is from 10 years ago?

gerrymanderer2 (OP) posts several lies on ffu daily - many\.10think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". he floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison - decided by democrat gov of course, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA, food tampering/poisoning, and anything possible to DEMORALIZE white people on ffu. (perhaps a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). the website operator has told him "not to post or return" which are still posted - not removed, by the sysop: not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. he/she plays at financial terrorism as well: continuall reporting false financial data, and fake emergency please from (fake members of the community he makes up)

The shared bathroom...
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