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Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: GC ()
Date: September 14, 2014 09:45PM

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: HKkxp ()
Date: September 14, 2014 10:00PM

you mean winners?

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: bullet to the brain ()
Date: September 14, 2014 10:01PM

Vote stealers. Their supporters like you should have bullets in their heads.

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: C4PbU ()
Date: September 14, 2014 10:18PM

bullet to the brain Wrote:
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> Vote stealers. Their supporters like you should
> have bullets in their heads.


right, so like I said, WINNERS!

go cry in moms basement

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: Boo Hoo ()
Date: September 15, 2014 06:09AM

GC Wrote:
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Quit yer cryin' and move to Montana you big baby
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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 15, 2014 04:23PM

LOL, all bumper sticks essentially say "This driver is an idiot". They're for attention-deprived losers who think that other drivers give a shit what they think.

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: NOVA.Driver ()
Date: September 15, 2014 04:31PM

I always enjoy seeing NRA stickers on a Volkswagen Type-2 or a Dead-Head sticker on a Cadillac...

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: No, dimbulb... ()
Date: September 15, 2014 04:37PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, all bumper sticks essentially say "This
> driver is an idiot". They're for
> attention-deprived losers who think that other
> drivers give a shit what they think.

Not at all. The primary purpose of bumper stickers is to make your car more recognizable from a distance in a parking lot. A secondary purpose may be to advertise for causes you support. Save the Bay, perhaps, or Give Peace A Chance. Or maybe Stamp Out Stupid -- Stop Electing Republicans. See how that works?

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: Sad So Sad ()
Date: September 15, 2014 04:39PM

NOVA.Driver Wrote:
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> I always enjoy seeing NRA stickers on a Volkswagen
> Type-2 or a Dead-Head sticker on a Cadillac...

Whatever you were going for there, it got away.

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: whawhawhat? ()
Date: September 15, 2014 06:02PM

No, dimbulb... Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
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> -----
> > LOL, all bumper sticks essentially say "This
> > driver is an idiot". They're for
> > attention-deprived losers who think that other
> > drivers give a shit what they think.
>
> Not at all. The primary purpose of bumper
> stickers is to make your car more recognizable
> from a distance in a parking lot. A secondary
> purpose may be to advertise for causes you
> support. Save the Bay, perhaps, or Give Peace A
> Chance. Or maybe Stamp Out Stupid -- Stop
> Electing Republicans. See how that works?

Dumbest post of all time?

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: aborted ()
Date: September 15, 2014 06:07PM

NOVA.Driver Wrote:
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> I always enjoy seeing NRA stickers on a Volkswagen
> Type-2 or a Dead-Head sticker on a Cadillac...


Or a "Choice" sticker on a minivan.

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: LED bulb ()
Date: September 15, 2014 06:09PM

No, dimbulb... Wrote:
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> The primary purpose of bumper
> stickers is to make your car more recognizable
> from a distance in a parking lot.

So you don't contribute to noise pollution by pressing that little button on your key fob.

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 15, 2014 06:42PM

LED bulb Wrote:
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> No, dimbulb... Wrote:
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> > The primary purpose of bumper
> > stickers is to make your car more recognizable
> > from a distance in a parking lot.
>
> So you don't contribute to noise pollution by
> pressing that little button on your key fob.

The comedy is endless when he tries to be clever. This was no exception.

I guess when he's walking down the aisle of a parking lot -- with all the cars parked perpendicular to him -- he can see his bumper sticker via all the mirrors they have in parking lots that reflect light 90 degrees. I see those all the time. :-)

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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: KCJWv ()
Date: September 16, 2014 02:15PM

i know this because:

1) i'm a teacher, and on parent teacher day let the teacher know: always works

2) i starve the kid and don't allow tv, and beat the kid if they don't do homework

3) this is how i deal with my guilt of fucking the kids financial future over
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Re: Bumper sticker for turds
Posted by: NOVA.Drivers ()
Date: September 16, 2014 03:23PM

Sad So Sad Wrote:
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> NOVA.Driver Wrote:
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> > I always enjoy seeing NRA stickers on a
> Volkswagen
> > Type-2 or a Dead-Head sticker on a Cadillac...
>
> Whatever you were going for there, it got away.

Volkswagen Type-2's are typically driven by hippies...not exactly the target demographic for the NRA.

Cadillacs are typically driven by people with wealth...not exactly the target demographic of the Grateful Dead.

I'm not sure what your Mom was going for there but...she sure likes it when I fuck her in the ass and then she licks her own shit off my dick.

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