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Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Commuter ()
Date: August 29, 2014 05:56PM

I get out early today (thanks boss) for the 3 day holiday. Traveling south on 270, heading into Fairfax about 12:30 PM. Around Shady Grove a crotch rocket screams by, the guy is weaving in and out of traffic. I going about 70 or so and I'm passed like standing still. About 10 minutes later, approaching the 270/495 merge the overhead road sign lights up with a message saying that all 270 South lanes are blocked around exit 1 which is a mile or so down the road. I am able to bail out and take the back roads over to the AL bridge. I tuned in to traffic radio and I hear it's a motorcycle accident. I wonder if the crotch rocket got smoked, anyone see it?

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: c9L9J ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:17PM

I drive up 95N (beyond NYC) several times a year, and I always LOVE seeing some jerkwad like this pulled over some miles from where they passed me. Those kind of people do their stunts for long distances, and invariably are caught.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: EeJHj ()
Date: August 29, 2014 11:18PM

Even better when they are dead, although it's a shame about the traffic backup they cause. Someone should just pull them off the road like a dead deer or something and let everyone by.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Actually... ()
Date: September 02, 2014 11:34AM

c9L9J Wrote:
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> I drive up 95N (beyond NYC) several times a year,
> and I always LOVE seeing some jerkwad like this
> pulled over some miles from where they passed me.
> Those kind of people do their stunts for long
> distances, and invariably are caught.


Cops in MD and VA don't chase bikers speeding flagrantly in an attempt to reduce fatalities.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Jos t. ()
Date: September 02, 2014 12:38PM

We must protect the children.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: crotchrocket ()
Date: September 02, 2014 10:16PM

Oldie but goodie - GhostRider taunts a cop and makes him wreck.

queued up to just before the crash to save five minutes of your life.
http://youtu.be/xPDm550tN7o?t=5m11s

Its worth watching the whole thing.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: September 03, 2014 11:05AM

Yes it was him.
Attachments:
road rash.jpg

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Homie D Clown ()
Date: September 03, 2014 10:23PM

Henro Wrote:
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> Yes it was him.

Seriously, can the bike be made good as new with some wax and a buffer.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Henro ()
Date: September 04, 2014 12:54PM

Elbow greese will take out the scratches.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Geico ()
Date: September 04, 2014 01:27PM

I hope he had insurance.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: NOVA Police ()
Date: September 04, 2014 01:29PM

The OP mentioned Montgomery County - why is this in the FFX underground?

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: September 04, 2014 04:14PM

Commuter Wrote:
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> Around Shady Grove a
> crotch rocket screams by, the guy is weaving in
> and out of traffic. I going about 70 or so and I'm
> passed like standing still.

Teehee. I love these monkeys. Proving Darwin right every day.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: johnny ringo ()
Date: September 04, 2014 04:16PM

NOVA Police Wrote:
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> The OP mentioned Montgomery County - why is this
> in the FFX underground?


Same reason all the PW County and Manassas shit ends up here.

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: Bud Hoal... ()
Date: September 04, 2014 08:46PM

Dibs on his wallet!

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Re: Crotch Rocket
Posted by: 14 yr old girls are embarrassed ()
Date: September 04, 2014 09:06PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Commuter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Around Shady Grove a
> > crotch rocket screams by, the guy is weaving in
> > and out of traffic. I going about 70 or so and
> I'm
> > passed like standing still.
>
> Teehee. I love these monkeys. Proving Darwin right
> every day.


"Teehee?"

Christ...

lmao

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