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Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Promotion 1 ()
Date: August 23, 2014 12:14AM

Fairfax County Fireman are promoted on points for screwing pussy.The point system works like this:

Referral to the BC = 100
Referral to the Capt. II = 90
Referral to the Lt. = 80

Blonde = 50
Brunette = 50
Red head = 70
Strawberry Blonde = 80
Anal = 50 bonus
ATM = 100 bonus
IT = 1000 bonus
Volunteers = 50 bonus
Leaving a snail trail in the BC bunk = 500 bonus

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Promotion 1 ()
Date: August 23, 2014 09:05AM

In addition to the list above, more bonus points are given for conquests made with other county employees. No points are given for female career firefighters.

Animal Control = 80
Deputy Sheriff = 90
Librarian = 90
Police Officer = 100
School Bus Driver = 40
School Teacher = 70

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: IT ? ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:13AM

IT bonus of 1000?


WTF is IT bonus?

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Promotion 1 ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:24AM

IT was a girl that had a sex change, always referred to "IT". High points awarded but nobody would take the challenge.

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: G7vTw ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:29AM

IT -- Pat, Gene

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Score Keeper ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:34AM

Because most firefighters are gay, and gay sex is going on all the time in the bunks anyway, there are no points awarded for fudge packing.

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Promotion 1 ()
Date: August 23, 2014 10:42AM

Wrong, the "IT" challenge was to weed out any homos, none were found maintaining the preservation of all man cards. The conquest of pussy is the priority.

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Re: Fairfax County Firefighters Promoted For Screwing Pussy
Posted by: Not for Straights ()
Date: August 24, 2014 08:57AM

Guys become firefighters so they can get into the gay orgies that take place regularly at most Ffx county stations.

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