Priapus Wrote:
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> Towards the end of 2007, a new thread was created
> with an image of a young man holding some vodka
> with his arm around his apparent girlfriend. This
> picture was accompanied with the following post
>
> Hey Faggots,
> My name is John, and I hate every single one
> of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who
> spend every second of their day looking at stupid
> ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world.
> Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I
> mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people
> because of your own insecurities, but you all take
> to a whole new level. This is even worse than
> jerking off to pictures on facebook.
> Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your
> best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was
> captain of the football team, and starter on my
> basketball team. What sports do you play, other
> than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese
> people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a
> banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was
> SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill
> yourselves. Thanks for listening.
> Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>
> This is very well-known and very widespread
> throughout many who browse, and it is in
> particular most famous due to the variations of
> it, such as the apology and the oblivion guard.
> Making a variation is simple as you just go
> through and change a few words, so many jumped on
> it. More notably, the man in the picture has been
> identified as Paulie Carbone, who has in fact died
> in real life.
Hey Deceptiqueers,
My name is Optimus Prime, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are evil, Unicron-spawned, robotic life-forms who spend every second of their day making stupid plans. You are everything bad in on our homeworld of Cybertron. Honestly, have any of your ridiculous plans for world conquest ever worked? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to steal all the Energon you can, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that Cobra commander jerk.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m leader of the Autobots, and bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. What sports do you play, other than "Transform into stupid stuff like tape players and guns"? I also turn into a truck, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just overloaded my circuits; Slag was SO Energon). You are all pit-spawn who should just offline. Thanks for listening.
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