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Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: August 18, 2014 10:05PM

Which strip club in the dmv has the hottest babes?

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Paper HalfMoon ()
Date: August 18, 2014 10:09PM

None

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: worth the trip ()
Date: August 18, 2014 10:15PM

McDoogals, ask for Bree.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: DC y ()
Date: August 18, 2014 10:17PM


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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: DCTitties ()
Date: August 21, 2014 01:58PM

Goodguys sucks, narrow ass hallway, can't get within x amount of feet from strippers, blah blah blah. But the biggest thing that sucks is the girls go around the room and basically hound you for cash when they are not dancing. Save your loot and hit the clubs in WV or BMore. DC clubs are more like titty bars. VA is pasties so they all suck.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Decrapitated ()
Date: August 21, 2014 02:01PM

DCTitties Wrote:
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> Goodguys sucks, narrow ass hallway, can't get
> within x amount of feet from strippers, blah blah
> blah. But the biggest thing that sucks is the
> girls go around the room and basically hound you
> for cash when they are not dancing. Save your loot
> and hit the clubs in WV or BMore. DC clubs are
> more like titty bars. VA is pasties so they all
> suck.

This ^ and most of the dancers at Good Guys are emaciated meth and coke addicts covered with disgusting tatts. I wouldnt want to get within 20 feet of them!

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: FOUL! ()
Date: August 21, 2014 02:09PM

Hey, OP...way to show that you're not from here.

Um, yeah...there are no strip-clubs in the Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV). Stop using the initials DMV to denote ANYTHING except the Department of Motor Vehicles in Virginia.

If you are wanting to refer to a geographic area inclusive of DC, MD and VA you say "The DC Area" or "The DC Region" or "The National Capital Area". And for fuck's sake...don't say "The 703", or "The 202" or "The 301"...this is not the west coast.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: 6M4PJ ()
Date: August 21, 2014 02:16PM

Goodguys shouldn't even be called a strip club. I'm not even that experienced with them and was fucking offended by how weak Goodguys was.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: jimmy ()
Date: August 21, 2014 02:38PM

Hey Dummy.......it is the DMV

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Whoa! ()
Date: August 21, 2014 02:42PM

jimmy Wrote:
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> Hey Dummy.......it is the DMV

God only know what happen if we said "in NOVA."

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Go to WV ()
Date: August 21, 2014 03:24PM

What's the best stripclub in DC/VA/MD? Nada. They all suck! DC- girls can be fully nude, but no lap dances. Lame. VA- girls must wear pasties. Lame.
MD- Can't serve alcohol and customers have to he at least 6 ft away from the dancers. Lame.
Yeahh...WV all the way!

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: EZ Choice ()
Date: August 21, 2014 03:31PM

The Tyson's Division of Motor Vehicles has the best strippers, by far.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Texas ()
Date: August 21, 2014 05:19PM

Strip clubs are a joke in this area. It was fully nude and BYOD in Texas. Lap dances were given. Went to good guys once and drugged up girls was about it.They might have been nude but no lap dances were allowed or wanted from these girls. Alcohol was beyond overpriced as normal for DC. Might as well make a blood mary and watch some internet porn instead of looking in this area. Who would of thought conservative Texas would have better strip clubs and girls that are 100x better. I am not from Texas........

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Girls in Texas are HOT ()
Date: August 21, 2014 05:30PM

Texas Wrote:
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> Strip clubs are a joke in this area. It was fully
> nude and BYOD in Texas. Lap dances were given.
> Went to good guys once and drugged up girls was
> about it.They might have been nude but no lap
> dances were allowed or wanted from these girls.
> Alcohol was beyond overpriced as normal for DC.
> Might as well make a blood mary and watch some
> internet porn instead of looking in this area. Who
> would of thought conservative Texas would have
> better strip clubs and girls that are 100x better.
> I am not from Texas........

anna-nicole-smith.jpg

Girls in Texas are HOT

R.I.P. Anna

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: August 21, 2014 07:35PM

Texas Wrote:
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> Strip clubs are a joke in this area. It was fully
> nude and BYOD in Texas. Lap dances were given.
> Went to good guys once and drugged up girls was
> about it.They might have been nude but no lap
> dances were allowed or wanted from these girls.
> Alcohol was beyond overpriced as normal for DC.
> Might as well make a blood mary and watch some
> internet porn instead of looking in this area. Who
> would of thought conservative Texas would have
> better strip clubs and girls that are 100x better.
> I am not from Texas........

BYOD? Bring Your Own Dick?

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: fuck those clubs ()
Date: August 21, 2014 07:36PM

Just get a BP hooker, it's much cheaper.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: bessiebeardsley ()
Date: October 06, 2020 04:40AM

I consider https://www.malestrippersydney.com.au/ to be the best strip club in Australia and great news - now they are coming to the USA. The first time I visited this club was back in 2015 when I traveled to Australia to attend at one of my friend's wedding. A week before the ceremonial I was given the task of organizing his bachelor party. I was aware that I had no excuse to fail and obviously I started googling :). The recommendation of this club popped up. It's actually a male stripper club and it was a great prank. My friend wasn't disappointed for long as after the prank the girls came in.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Pre Covid poontang ()
Date: October 06, 2020 04:54AM

Pre Covid I would goto McDougalls near BWI.
Worth.
The.
Drive.

All nude lap dances for $10.....they ride your boner!

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Renew Tags ()
Date: October 06, 2020 06:51AM

I have never seen a strip club in the department of Motor Vehicles

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Cowona Viwus ()
Date: October 06, 2020 08:12AM

I went to Mcdoogals and their men's room was busted, you had to go out back to piss. Classy joint. Best spot around if you are looking to get finished off.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Spring Field ()
Date: October 06, 2020 10:57AM

I go to Springfield for my strippers.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: 4VF3L ()
Date: October 06, 2020 11:19AM

I have never been to a branch of the Department of Motor Vehicles that featured strippers.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: Duh Duh Duh ()
Date: October 06, 2020 11:39AM

Raod trip...


-NY
-AC
-Atl

Wants skanks....WV.

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: the general mahhdii ()
Date: October 06, 2020 12:23PM

going to strip clubs is called TRICKING

tricking is whut beta male simps do

all you gotta do is be a real man and that pussy will flock to you with no effort

and if you are a real man and you striving to be God even more pussy will flock to you with no effort

if you simping tricks would get your shit together these whores would have to get an education and real job

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Re: Best strip club in the dmv?
Posted by: TrickingandDrugs ()
Date: April 10, 2023 12:43AM

If you are a stripper and want to get out of the business, there is a non-profit organization that can assist you. The Stripper Outreach Program offers support and resources for performers who are looking to leave the industry. Contact them at 702-727-4747 for confidential assistance and to learn about available resources. Remember, you are not alone, and help is available.

If you or someone you know is struggling with cocaine addiction, there are resources available for help. The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration's National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357) offers confidential assistance and referrals to treatment options. Three rehabs that specialize in cocaine addiction treatment are the Betty Ford Center, Promises Treatment Centers, and Hazelden Betty Ford Foundation. Contact the helpline for more information on these and other available options.

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