A friend of mine told me about backpage escorts. I checked it out and saw some hot chicks on there. Before I try it out I wanted to know if it was safe. Is it worth the money?

There are some who are legit. Some who are scams. Some who are cops. Always check for reviews.

It really is a mixed bag and you really need to do a bit of homework before sending an e-mail or calling. One good place to start is The Erotic Review (TER www.theeroticreview.com) to see if the provider has refereences. The discussion boards there can also be helpful.

General rule of thumb...under $200/hr can be pretty sketchy and avoid anyone offering half hour rates.

Yes, found a massage parlor in fairfax and got a hand job from a hot Asian.

i'd say 98% of them are legit. Avoid the outcalls as they are usually scams.

I have good sessions with girls who provide 15 and 30 minute sessions. I don't need an hour, nor do I want to pay for a full hour.

Do a reverse image search on their pics, you should see their old postings in other cities at the very least. A few will have reviews on sites like TER.

Standard NoVA rates are

15 minutes - $80 - Give or take $20

30 minutes - $120 - Give or take $20 - $30

Backpage ruined my marriage! My ex was always "working late" or going to run "errands" and after awhile got suspicious. Searched his internet history and found BP and a fake email account. I hired a PI and he followed him to at least 6 different whore's over a 3 week period. He denied it when I confronted him until I showed the videotape. We are still separated waiting final the final court date for the divorce. The kids are messed up, so am I and all because he cheated with whores.

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Backpage ruined my marriage! My ex was always
> "working late" or going to run "errands" and after
> awhile got suspicious. Searched his internet
> history and found BP and a fake email account. I
> hired a PI and he followed him to at least 6
> different whore's over a 3 week period. He denied
> it when I confronted him until I showed the
> videotape. We are still separated waiting final
> the final court date for the divorce. The kids
> are messed up, so am I and all because he cheated
> with whores.


Were you fucking him often before you knew he was using BP?

Marriage is a prison. Marriage is waste of time. Marriage is not the answer.

Welcome to the hobby.

Congrats on exercising common sense and finally throwing your attempts at using your charms out the window.

Wining & dining is a waste of your precious time.

Most women only have 10 prime years (18-28) anyway.

Trust me all of the young guys you see out on the town walking hand and hand with their young girlfriends will also join the hobby in due time they just have not realized it yet.

The younger you accept your fate and join the hobby the better off you are.

I know plenty of men who are stubborn. Men who are too filled with their own pride who still think they can wine & dine women out of their panties without having to pay for it until they finally accept their fate and join the hobby.

Good luck trying to wine & dine a 25 year old or 30 year old when you are in your 60s


Live your life. Have fun.

Enjoy women in their prime years (18-28) well into your 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s and even into your 90s. If you can still keep it up at that age. LOL

I don't understand why the rates are so low? Its extremely risky psychologically, physically & legally. These women are really selling themselves short. Do they not understand the value of being a woman 18-28 and willing to do this? No matter how high college trumps up their fees, people still go. They need to loosely organize and charge no less than $400 an hour.

The girls in Richmond are even cheaper, I got a one hour session for $120

Most are fake take your money and sit there.....dont bother kid

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Backpage ruined my marriage! My ex was always
> "working late" or going to run "errands" and after
> awhile got suspicious. Searched his internet
> history and found BP and a fake email account. I
> hired a PI and he followed him to at least 6
> different whore's over a 3 week period. He denied
> it when I confronted him until I showed the
> videotape. We are still separated waiting final
> the final court date for the divorce. The kids
> are messed up, so am I and all because he cheated
> with whores.

If you were a better wife he wouldn't need to look elsewhere. Divorce him and your quality of life will ultimately decline. you'll marry again to some loser out of desperation. Your ex will go merrily on his way and find someone younger who will fuck like a banshee.

Be honest wives - you just plain stop fucking your husband. Its that simple. Add to that what happens to the female body and what do you expect from your man?

Any guy out there reading this who has been rejected by a woman or countless women, do not get discouraged by that. It is not the end of the world.

Would you still want to bang those same women when you and they are in your late 30s and early 40s when you could bang a 25 year old in her prime with no strings attached?

Its a win win situation for you.

Consider all those rejections as a blessing in disguise.

JOIN THE HOBBY NOW.

You guys are wrong! I gave him sex anytime he wanted it and it happened at least 3 times a week. My therapist thinks he has too much testosterone and after a 15 year marriage is tired of the same woman. I've kept myself in shape and look better than women 10 years younger than me. He cheated which is never forgivable!

I am still relatively young.

With enough effort I could still probably attract fresh, young, 21 year olds and hook up with them but in the end its not worth it.

Why would I want to go through all of that trouble when I could just join the hobby and do my thing at my own discretion when my busy schedule permits?

There is nothing greater than after a long week of work to check in to a hotel room on Friday night and schedule a 23 year old blonde for Friday night, another 23 year old blonde for Saturday night followed by yet another 23 year old blonde on Sunday night just in time to relax and prepare me for another long work week.

I was in a relationship that turned sour.
She ended up marrying someone else.
Now her husband has to pay off a huge house, deal with her attitude as she ages and loses her looks.
Plus, he has to find a way to hobby behind her back without her finding out about it.

As a fellow man, I feel some sympathy for him.

But in the end I am better off in the long run. Let him deal with all that shit.

Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because they don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who pays for sex because I have no game."

you know it's true Wrote:
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> Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because they
> don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who pays
> for sex because I have no game."

Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20 something.
Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.

The hobby really depends on if the hooker is into you or not.

If the hooker isn't into you, it's just pretty lame, lifeless sex. I'd rather jerk-off at home. If they are into you, it can be pretty amazing. I'd never had my balls licked before (ex-wife was a prude) and the first time it happened to me it was pretty amazing. She actually had me screaming with pleasure and I'm a dude.

This is why you always check for reviews. Some ladies will go out of their way to make you sure have a great time and leave a positive review. Its way better than having a wife.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wrote:
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> The hobby really depends on if the hooker is into
> you or not.
>
> If the hooker isn't into you, it's just pretty
> lame, lifeless sex. I'd rather jerk-off at home.
> If they are into you, it can be pretty amazing.
> I'd never had my balls licked before (ex-wife was
> a prude) and the first time it happened to me it
> was pretty amazing. She actually had me screaming
> with pleasure and I'm a dude.

You married a chick that did not lick your balls!?

Only marry a women that licks balls, butt and does anal

You're a choad

Wow what a loser Wrote:
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> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The hobby really depends on if the hooker is
> into
> > you or not.
> >
> > If the hooker isn't into you, it's just pretty
> > lame, lifeless sex. I'd rather jerk-off at
> home.
> > If they are into you, it can be pretty amazing.
>
> > I'd never had my balls licked before (ex-wife
> was
> > a prude) and the first time it happened to me
> it
> > was pretty amazing. She actually had me
> screaming
> > with pleasure and I'm a dude.
>
> You married a chick that did not lick your
> balls!?
>
> Only marry a women that licks balls, butt and does
> anal
>
> You're a choad

Why get married in the first place?

Wow what a loser Wrote:
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> YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The hobby really depends on if the hooker is
> into
> > you or not.
> >
> > If the hooker isn't into you, it's just pretty
> > lame, lifeless sex. I'd rather jerk-off at
> home.
> > If they are into you, it can be pretty amazing.
>
> > I'd never had my balls licked before (ex-wife
> was
> > a prude) and the first time it happened to me
> it
> > was pretty amazing. She actually had me
> screaming
> > with pleasure and I'm a dude.
>
> You married a chick that did not lick your
> balls!?
>
> Only marry a women that licks balls, butt and does
> anal
>
> You're a choad


You have your priorities. I have mine. I care about looks and education. The hots chicks I know just don't lick balls. As great as the ball licking was, I'm pretty sure it was only because it was my first time. By the second time it already wasn't that great.

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Backpage ruined my marriage! My ex was always
> "working late" or going to run "errands" and after
> awhile got suspicious. Searched his internet
> history and found BP and a fake email account. I
> hired a PI and he followed him to at least 6
> different whore's over a 3 week period. He denied
> it when I confronted him until I showed the
> videotape. We are still separated waiting final
> the final court date for the divorce. The kids
> are messed up, so am I and all because he cheated
> with whores.

Learn how to give good blow jobs and lose 200lbs!!! Hit the gym more than once a year.

Its much cheaper to just go to a bar and spend $100 on shots for girls. You'll get much cleaner pussies.

Rfedt Wrote:
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> Its much cheaper to just go to a bar and spend
> $100 on shots for girls. You'll get much cleaner
> pussies.

So a 60 year old can just walk into a bar and buy shots for 25 year olds and get some pussy?

So long as he is fit and has a sharp wit. If he's a blob who can't entertain or hold a conversation, then he's got no choice but to do slackpage.

I have to drop my two cents on this subject...

Unfortunately, many of the "jaded" posts on here are absolutely right on. However, i'll do you one better. Instead of paying professionals for it...you should be paying amateurs for it. Here's why...

I don't care who the hooker is, she's not into you. Just like that stripper at the club sat down and talked to you all night and was so nice and listened to you so well...once she found out you had some cash. These bitches are beyond fucked up. They're not into anyone. Think about it...how fucked up would your head be if you got fucked by random, disgusting fat men all day long? Fucked up for sure. They're not capable of being into anything but alcohol, narcotics and prescription meds to quell the pain inside.

However...

College girls, girl fresh out of high school...Young...impressionable and curious girls...they need money...and attention. And they're not opposed to being "into you". They probably have huge daddy issues anyway and are just looking for some older guy to be "into". Not to mention, there's still the thrill of the chase as they're not going to say "yes" the first time you ask. Just make sure you set the limitations on the relationship: Go to a hotel and don't give out your main phone number and you will be fine. You'll bang some hot, non-worn-out, young pussy til your hearts content.

Back when MySpace was big I banged out an enormous amount of girls seeking "mutually beneficial relationships", which really just meant they wanted a hundred or two to come over and play for a couple hours. Add to those the quality amateurs that used to troll CraigsList before they wiped out erotic services and the place filled up with nothing but fat silverbacks.

Some highlights...

a) Two girl BJ at a GMU dorm
b) Running train on 19 yo college girl in basement
c) Meeting once a week in the woods behind GMU to pound a 19-20 yo student anally
d) Buying 18 yo Va Tech freshman a massive dildo and having her ride it while she sucked me off
e) Having an 18 yo "lesbian" give me her first BJ in her sisters condo right after getting high in the bathroom
f) Having another, hot, 5'10, blue eyes, long blonde haired "lesbian" tell her GF that she was going to get her car fixed put on a show for me and suck me off.

...and many more

Cost: Priceless

Better than throwing a hot dog down a hallway with a "pro".

No comprende? Wrote:
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> I have to drop my two cents on this subject...
>
> Unfortunately, many of the "jaded" posts on here
> are absolutely right on. However, i'll do you one
> better. Instead of paying professionals for
> it...you should be paying amateurs for it. Here's
> why...
>
> I don't care who the hooker is, she's not into
> you. Just like that stripper at the club sat down
> and talked to you all night and was so nice and
> listened to you so well...once she found out you
> had some cash. These bitches are beyond fucked
> up. They're not into anyone. Think about
> it...how fucked up would your head be if you got
> fucked by random, disgusting fat men all day long?
> Fucked up for sure. They're not capable of being
> into anything but alcohol, narcotics and
> prescription meds to quell the pain inside.
>
> However...
>
> College girls, girl fresh out of high
> school...Young...impressionable and curious
> girls...they need money...and attention. And
> they're not opposed to being "into you". They
> probably have huge daddy issues anyway and are
> just looking for some older guy to be "into". Not
> to mention, there's still the thrill of the chase
> as they're not going to say "yes" the first time
> you ask. Just make sure you set the limitations
> on the relationship: Go to a hotel and don't give
> out your main phone number and you will be fine.
> You'll bang some hot, non-worn-out, young pussy
> til your hearts content.
>
> Back when MySpace was big I banged out an enormous
> amount of girls seeking "mutually beneficial
> relationships", which really just meant they
> wanted a hundred or two to come over and play for
> a couple hours. Add to those the quality amateurs
> that used to troll CraigsList before they wiped
> out erotic services and the place filled up with
> nothing but fat silverbacks.
>
> Some highlights...
>
> a) Two girl BJ at a GMU dorm
> b) Running train on 19 yo college girl in
> basement
> c) Meeting once a week in the woods behind GMU to
> pound a 19-20 yo student anally
> d) Buying 18 yo Va Tech freshman a massive dildo
> and having her ride it while she sucked me off
> e) Having an 18 yo "lesbian" give me her first BJ
> in her sisters condo right after getting high in
> the bathroom
> f) Having another, hot, 5'10, blue eyes, long
> blonde haired "lesbian" tell her GF that she was
> going to get her car fixed put on a show for me
> and suck me off.
>
> ...and many more
>
> Cost: Priceless
>
> Better than throwing a hot dog down a hallway with
> a "pro".

I am not opposed to any of that.
Another plus is that they are in their Prime years with a capital P.

I cannot tell you how many girls I know who were attractive in college but their looks went downhill fast once they graduated and started working full time jobs.

Georgewhite Wrote:
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> A friend of mine told me about backpage escorts. I
> checked it out and saw some hot chicks on there.
> Before I try it out I wanted to know if it was
> safe. Is it worth the money?


Escort? You mean you want to hire a whore. But, you're not a whore; you're just a normal guy, right?

I LAUGH AT GUYS WHO ARE IN THEIR LATE 20S AND BEYOND WHO ARE STILL HOLDING ON TO THE HOPE OF BEING ABLE TO ATTRACT THE SAME CALIBER OF FEMALES THAT THEY ONCE DID WHEN THEY WERE 21.

FUCK PRIDE.

JOIN THE HOBBY.

GO TO THE ATM.
WITHDRAW SOME CASH.
CALL UP A WORKING GIRL.
HAVE FUN.

Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because they don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who pays for sex because I have no game."


You don't pay them to fuck- you pay them to go away when you're done.

Edfr Wrote:
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>
> Learn how to give good blow jobs and lose
> 200lbs!!! Hit the gym more than once a year.

I am 5'6" and 125lbs with a firm body. Wonder if your beer belly is getting in the way of typing on the computer - douche!

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Edfr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Learn how to give good blow jobs and lose
> > 200lbs!!! Hit the gym more than once a year.
>
> I am 5'6" and 125lbs with a firm body. Wonder if
> your beer belly is getting in the way of typing on
> the computer - douche!

Pics or GTFO

kjdf Wrote:
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> Pics or GTFO


Satisfied?
Attachments:

Jilted Wife, I was waiting for you to come out with that. The truth is, men who cheat the most are usually married to...


Beautiful women. Beautiful women who will hire P.I's and take them to the cleaners when caught. A sweeter, more understanding woman, they simply would of walked all over and jilted. As far as women always falling for the alpha assholes the same rings true for men. They marry the alpha bitches and then spend the rest of their wives whining.

I've been overweight and I've been in centerfold shape. I've been exceedingly wealthy and on food stamps poor. When you have experienced the far end of all possibilities as me, you come to know one reality. People will always take what you are at the moment and attempt to dehumanize you because you're not of the opposite end. They will always attempt to get their way and gain power through devaluing you. Everything, beauty, sloth, success, failure is all fair game.

Men experience this too. When they have a career or interest they are passionate about, all they get is flack from their wife that he loves his career and money more than anything else. When he is jobless and drifting, its always- what a loser you are haven't you any passion, any direction, any force of personality.

You can be happy that you're husband did not have an emotional affair. You can be happy that he didn't manipulate and take advantage of a lonely woman to get laid, that he fairly paid a desperate woman for services rendered. You can be happy that for all the times you laid in bed, comfy from a fresh bath and in your cozy jammies that a "lesser" ( in current social status) woman was taking it far up the ass in that very moment. You know you didn't want to.

If you'd really post you're own picture on here though,,,!!!

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> kjdf Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Pics or GTFO
>
>
> Satisfied?


Not bad. I'd hit that.

Tits or GTFO

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Edfr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Learn how to give good blow jobs and lose
> > 200lbs!!! Hit the gym more than once a year.
>
> I am 5'6" and 125lbs with a firm body. Wonder if
> your beer belly is getting in the way of typing on
> the computer - douche!

If your husband's wandering for prostitutes but doesn't have a girlfriend on the side then it's something about the sex with you. Or lack thereof.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wrote:
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> Wow what a loser Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The hobby really depends on if the hooker is
> > into
> > > you or not.
> > >
> > > If the hooker isn't into you, it's just
> pretty
> > > lame, lifeless sex. I'd rather jerk-off at
> > home.
> > > If they are into you, it can be pretty
> amazing.
> >
> > > I'd never had my balls licked before (ex-wife
> > was
> > > a prude) and the first time it happened to me
> > it
> > > was pretty amazing. She actually had me
> > screaming
> > > with pleasure and I'm a dude.
> >
> > You married a chick that did not lick your
> > balls!?
> >
> > Only marry a women that licks balls, butt and
> does
> > anal
> >
> > You're a choad
>
>
> You have your priorities. I have mine. I care
> about looks and education. The hots chicks I know
> just don't lick balls. As great as the ball
> licking was, I'm pretty sure it was only because
> it was my first time. By the second time it
> already wasn't that great.

there are tons of educated chicks that lick balls and are good looking. You just have no game

Hobbyist Wrote:
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> you know it's true Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because
> they
> > don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who
> pays
> > for sex because I have no game."
>
> Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20 something.
> Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.

I'm 38, fucknut. You couldn't get it in your 20s either. Never head it, never will.

you know it's true Wrote:
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> Hobbyist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you know it's true Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because
> > they
> > > don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who
> > pays
> > > for sex because I have no game."
> >
> > Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20
> something.
> > Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.
>
> I'm 38, fucknut. You couldn't get it in your 20s
> either. Never head it, never will.

Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 30 something.
Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.

Hobbyist Wrote:
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> you know it's true Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hobbyist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > you know it's true Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it
> because
> > > they
> > > > don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who
> > > pays
> > > > for sex because I have no game."
> > >
> > > Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20
> > something.
> > > Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my
> words.
> >
> > I'm 38, fucknut. You couldn't get it in your
> 20s
> > either. Never head it, never will.
>
> Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 30 something.
> Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.

Thing is, you never had your time. You settled for paying for it. No thrill of the hunt, no chase, nothing. How pathetic. It's not a hobby, it's desperation, chump. I'll be 50 and still be able to get better looking and more passionate women than you've ever paid for. I have more respect for losers whose hobby is Dungeons and Dragons than for pussies who pay to get laid and call it a "hobby."

I am still relatively young Wrote:
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> I am still relatively young.
>
> With enough effort I could still probably attract
> fresh, young, 21 year olds and hook up with them
> but in the end its not worth it.
>
> Why would I want to go through all of that trouble
> when I could just join the hobby and do my thing
> at my own discretion when my busy schedule
> permits?
>
> There is nothing greater than after a long week of
> work to check in to a hotel room on Friday night
> and schedule a 23 year old blonde for Friday
> night, another 23 year old blonde for Saturday
> night followed by yet another 23 year old blonde
> on Sunday night just in time to relax and prepare
> me for another long work week.

Can you post a body shot for us? also if you want revenge (mentally) I would love ot be pegged by a hot milf.

I don't care of what any of you fucktards said. You paid one way or the other. There are no such thing as a free pussy.

When this area is filled with immigrants who are down to fuck?

The FOB Viets, the Hispanics, they all fuck like rabbits.

Charlie Sheen Wrote:
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> I don't care of what any of you fucktards said.
> You paid one way or the other. There are no such
> thing as a free pussy.


Ain't that the truth brother.

Yes, pussy ain't free. Dick is Free. Good pussy costs a fortune. In this area, even bad ugly pussy ain't free. We all pay eventually, one way or another. Except maybe the blacks who skip out on child suoport.

you know it's true Wrote:
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> Hobbyist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you know it's true Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it because
> > they
> > > don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who
> > pays
> > > for sex because I have no game."
> >
> > Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20
> something.
> > Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my words.
>
> I'm 38, fucknut. You couldn't get it in your 20s
> either. Never head it, never will.

lolz, what a loser. I have had over 60 different women lick my balls why you and you and your wife played scrabble.

^^^^

And the diseases you have could fill an encyclopedia.

vbgfsb Wrote:
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> ^^^^
>
> And the diseases you have could fill an
> encyclopedia.

Such a dick ya fucking faggot. Can't get anything from ya balls licked

BRB


http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-back-simple-sweet-just-what-you-need-24/14676002

Jilted Wife Wrote:
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> Satisfied?

I'm guessing you are 45ish years old. Your warranty has been up for about 15 years.

:-)


Started with a BBBJ, and then we finished with a trip to the islands. Highly recommended.

hahahahah wifes! Wrote:
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> BRB
>
>
> http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-back-sim
> ple-sweet-just-what-you-need-24/14676002
>
> src="http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/13
> 1440326/image.jpg"/>
>
>

>
> src="http://images2.backpage.com/imager/u/large/13
> 1440323/image.jpg"/>

What's with the FUPA? Do you get a discount with that?

Fag City 99 Wrote:
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> you know it's true Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hobbyist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > you know it's true Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dorks who use the term "hobby" use it
> because
> > > they
> > > > don't like saying "I'm a pathetic loser who
> > > pays
> > > > for sex because I have no game."
> > >
> > > Spoken like a true cocky & arrogant 20
> > something.
> > > Your time will come. Just wait. Mark my
> words.
> >
> > I'm 38, fucknut. You couldn't get it in your
> 20s
> > either. Never head it, never will.
>
> lolz, what a loser. I have had over 60 different
> women lick my balls why you and you and your wife
> played scrabble.


If you had a bigger dick, you wouldn't have to pay for it, choad. Just sayin.

I like the excitement. I have a thick 8 inch penis.

Your a Jew with a small cock.