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Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Helicopter Parent ()
Date: August 07, 2014 08:59AM

I know my kids are the best!

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: my kid oh yeah ()
Date: August 07, 2014 09:21AM

My kid kicked your kid's ass in egg toss yesterday at the overnight camp.....

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: oh no my kid ()
Date: August 09, 2014 05:21AM

I have the best, hands down.

Plus 1

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: whos helicopter? ()
Date: August 09, 2014 05:32AM

Wait - is this matt's mom?

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Magnus Robot Fighter ()
Date: August 09, 2014 12:55PM

I don't know about the best kid, but I can tell the OP is the stupidest parent.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: GS15 Woodson Mom ()
Date: August 09, 2014 12:58PM

My son is taking all AP classes, has a 3.9 GPA, and is going to UVA next year.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Helicopter Parent ()
Date: August 09, 2014 05:53PM

Magnus Robot Fighter Wrote:
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> I don't know about the best kid, but I can tell
> the OP is the stupidest parent.

Bet my kids can kick your butt while wearing Under Armor and eating Chipotle with one hand tied behind their backs.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Ole Mac donald ()
Date: August 09, 2014 09:27PM

Mama goat has the best kid!

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Realist1 ()
Date: August 09, 2014 09:30PM

GS15 Woodson Mom Wrote:
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> My son is taking all AP classes, has a 3.9 GPA,
> and is going to UVA next year.


If your son does not have a 4+ GPA he is not going to UVA unless you are legacy.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Leroy Hemings ()
Date: August 09, 2014 11:27PM

I am a legacy, I'm black so probably related to Thomas Jefferson.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Other Woodson Mom ()
Date: August 09, 2014 11:57PM

GS15 Woodson Mom Wrote:
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> My son is taking all AP classes, has a 3.9 GPA,
> and is going to UVA next year.

UVA is not bad for a state school. My kid has a 4.1 and is heading to Yale. I am very proud... she did it on her own, with the support of some excellent teachers.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Carmen ()
Date: August 10, 2014 12:01AM

My kid just left 8th grade to work for Goddard space center as an intern engineer. Cant get paid until he is 18 due to labor legalities. F you all.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Sleeper Cell ()
Date: August 10, 2014 10:23AM

I'm glad you all think your kid is the best. Too bad I will recruit him into ISIS and use his engineering skills for our great goal - Allahu Akbar!

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Hungry Man ()
Date: August 10, 2014 01:23PM

I think we should hold a taste test. Decide whether to cook them over an open flame, in a brick oven, or a microwave. The choice of sauce to marinate your kid will be left up to you. I will decide who's the winner after I come over.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Father Flannagan ()
Date: August 10, 2014 01:55PM

Hungry Man Wrote:
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> I think we should hold a taste test. Decide
> whether to cook them over an open flame, in a
> brick oven, or a microwave. The choice of sauce to
> marinate your kid will be left up to you. I will
> decide who's the winner after I come over.


Better yet, I can personally interview them (boys only) and suggest whose the best. I'm impartial in the literal sense - love all of gods children (especially the boys)

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: Hungry Man ()
Date: August 10, 2014 08:45PM

Who's talking about boys? I'm talking about goats.

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: 933127 ()
Date: August 11, 2014 10:34PM

So many parents these days gloat about how thier kids having high GPAs and getting into prestigious colleges for degrees. Just forcing your kids to follow the norms of society. Pathetic. I let my son follow his dreams and do whatever the fuck he wants to do. That's how you raise a kid.

Yeah he has four misdemeanor offenses, but everybody makes mistakes. Yeah he is immature at times and goofs off once in a while, but everybody does. My son is unique and special. The rest of you raise your child to follow the norms.
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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: one who knows ()
Date: August 13, 2014 12:12AM

Certainly NOT Stabitha's neighbor.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1204392/page-1.html

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Re: Who has the best kid in Fairfax?
Posted by: 4.4 gpa ()
Date: August 13, 2014 05:11AM

Other Woodson Mom Wrote:
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> GS15 Woodson Mom Wrote:
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> > My son is taking all AP classes, has a 3.9 GPA,
> > and is going to UVA next year.
>
> UVA is not bad for a state school. My kid has a
> 4.1 and is heading to Yale. I am very proud...
> she did it on her own, with the support of some
> excellent teachers.

I presume your kid is a URM or an athlete because even a 4.1 from TJ will not get an unhooked kid into UVa much less Yale.

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