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Are limos really needed?
It's Springfield for Christ's sake.
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Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
Why?
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Date: August 06, 2014 12:07PM
Are limos really needed?
It's Springfield for Christ's sake.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
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Limo Driver
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Date: August 06, 2014 01:28PM
It's there to transport Gerry Connolly every day for relief from the tension of doing Nancy Pelosi's pedicures and shining Obama's shoes.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
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GerrytardRetardtardLOLz
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Date: August 06, 2014 05:10PM
That's for the higher priced lapdances (usually include a BJ and if you brought enough cash, full on sex)
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
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Dancer
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Date: August 06, 2014 08:32PM
A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly after flying into town or right before they fly out so, this way we can maximize their time with us and then shuttle them to the airport directly.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
real Dancer
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Date: August 06, 2014 08:45PM
Dancer Wrote:
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> A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> after flying into town or right before they fly
> out so, this way we can maximize their time with
> us and then shuttle them to the airport directly.
Nigger please, That place is a clip joint dump. Nobody makes that shit hole a first or last stop. Bunch of Melwood dancers up in that joint.
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> A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> after flying into town or right before they fly
> out so, this way we can maximize their time with
> us and then shuttle them to the airport directly.
Nigger please, That place is a clip joint dump. Nobody makes that shit hole a first or last stop. Bunch of Melwood dancers up in that joint.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
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Uhhhh wtf
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Date: August 06, 2014 09:01PM
Why waste all that money to maybe get a BJ?
I can get a guarantee of some hot anal on BP for 1/3 of what you would spend there for a BJ.
I can get a guarantee of some hot anal on BP for 1/3 of what you would spend there for a BJ.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
Who Dat
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Date: August 06, 2014 09:08PM
Dancer Wrote:
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> A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> after flying into town or right before they fly
> out so, this way we can maximize their time with
> us and then shuttle them to the airport directly.
LOL, the Crystal City restaruant and Strip Club is right next to the Airport and has twice the quality of strippers.
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> A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> after flying into town or right before they fly
> out so, this way we can maximize their time with
> us and then shuttle them to the airport directly.
LOL, the Crystal City restaruant and Strip Club is right next to the Airport and has twice the quality of strippers.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 06, 2014 09:13PM
Want to go to a real strip club? Go to Larry Flynt's Hustler in Baltimore. You won't regret it!
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
Decrapitated
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Date: August 06, 2014 09:26PM
Hustling a $$ Wrote:
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> Last 'documented', it is the only strip joint in
> the DC Metro region to charge a cover charge just
> to walk in the door. $$15 bucks. Expensive
> drinks. And the dancing fat cows want you to pay
> for a dance. The limo service is part of the
> scam. The owner has been making so much money
> hand over fist they came up with enough spare cash
> to buy maintain a stretch limo to offer (for a
> charge, of course) the service. Probably combined
> with some 'escort' services offered by the cows
> that dance there, as well. This is just hear say
> heard. (Casual inquiry)
> Limo escort service. What a concept.
> Got to give 'em some credit, though. Obviously a
> very lucrative business arrangement the
> owner/management have got going there in today's
> difficult economy. What about the consciousness
> of the ones running the show, though.
> Sooner or later, more than likely, a major story
> of unscrupulous inidences will arise out of it all
> and the place will more than likely get shut down.
> Sooner or later. Takes time.
It just proves a man will spend his last dime on pussy
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> Last 'documented', it is the only strip joint in
> the DC Metro region to charge a cover charge just
> to walk in the door. $$15 bucks. Expensive
> drinks. And the dancing fat cows want you to pay
> for a dance. The limo service is part of the
> scam. The owner has been making so much money
> hand over fist they came up with enough spare cash
> to buy maintain a stretch limo to offer (for a
> charge, of course) the service. Probably combined
> with some 'escort' services offered by the cows
> that dance there, as well. This is just hear say
> heard. (Casual inquiry)
> Limo escort service. What a concept.
> Got to give 'em some credit, though. Obviously a
> very lucrative business arrangement the
> owner/management have got going there in today's
> difficult economy. What about the consciousness
> of the ones running the show, though.
> Sooner or later, more than likely, a major story
> of unscrupulous inidences will arise out of it all
> and the place will more than likely get shut down.
> Sooner or later. Takes time.
It just proves a man will spend his last dime on pussy
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
Last Dime
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Date: August 06, 2014 10:51PM
The pussy at that joint has a lot of mileage on it. Pussy's one hell of a drug, but you have to be at the end of your rope if you hit this place on the way out of town.
Re: Why is there always a limo parked outside of the Paper Moon in Springfield? What is it for?
Posted by:
Dancer
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Date: August 07, 2014 07:09AM
Who Dat Wrote:
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> Dancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> > after flying into town or right before they fly
> > out so, this way we can maximize their time
> with
> > us and then shuttle them to the airport
> directly.
>
> LOL, the Crystal City restaruant and Strip Club is
> right next to the Airport and has twice the
> quality of strippers.
Yup...I work at the CCR, too but, NOVA's a big place. The further south and west you go the further you get from CCR. Notice I didn't mention which airport. If you're flying in and out of IAD, then Paper Moon is a better option for you. Well...location wise anyway.
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> Dancer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A lot of our VIPs will stop in either directly
> > after flying into town or right before they fly
> > out so, this way we can maximize their time
> with
> > us and then shuttle them to the airport
> directly.
>
> LOL, the Crystal City restaruant and Strip Club is
> right next to the Airport and has twice the
> quality of strippers.
Yup...I work at the CCR, too but, NOVA's a big place. The further south and west you go the further you get from CCR. Notice I didn't mention which airport. If you're flying in and out of IAD, then Paper Moon is a better option for you. Well...location wise anyway.