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Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: NotanAudiDriver ()
Date: April 12, 2021 02:57PM

I've got to assume the Audi owner's guide say you can be an asshole when you own an Audi - or perhaps they were trying to enforce social distancing for their car.

Fact is - they already had a larger parking area given the left side curb - but they wanted more.
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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Phil McCrackin ()
Date: April 12, 2021 03:21PM

There's a reason I keep that extra old key on my keychain. It can be tough to dig thru clearcoat and a few layers of paint, but you need to bear down. Go down the passenger side and they won't even know for a few more days. When found, they will think "hmmmm, where was I acting like a dick the last few days?"

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Simpler Than That ()
Date: April 12, 2021 03:47PM

Actually it's just a nigger. Haven't you ever noticed typical nigger behavior?

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: 4 wheel penis extender ()
Date: April 12, 2021 03:54PM

Not unique to Audi drivers. BMW and Mercedes drivers are as bad, and Porsche drivers can be even worse.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Scratch em ()
Date: April 12, 2021 04:11PM

There was an apartment building near an old house and some jackass from the apartments would park his fancy car in front of the old house every day, I'm guessing to avoid door dings. I would rather have a few door dings than a deep scratch that ran clear around my car. He stopped parking in front of that old house.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Someones ex-wife ()
Date: April 12, 2021 05:55PM

A quality USA made flat head screwdriver will scratch the paint down to the metal with little effort.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: 4H9EY ()
Date: April 12, 2021 05:57PM

NotanAudiDriver Wrote:
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> I've got to assume the Audi owner's guide say you
> can be an asshole when you own an Audi - or
> perhaps they were trying to enforce social
> distancing for their car.
>
> Fact is - they already had a larger parking area
> given the left side curb - but they wanted more.


An Audi is a Volkswagen with a Mercedes-Benz price tag. You can't expect too much from a dolt who'd pay for a Mercedes-Benz and accept a Volkswagen.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: JKMNV ()
Date: April 12, 2021 05:59PM

4 wheel penis extender Wrote:
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> Not unique to Audi drivers. BMW and Mercedes
> drivers are as bad, and Porsche drivers can be
> even worse.


All of those are pretty bad, too. The worst used to be SAAB drivers. SAAB stands for Something An Asshole Bought.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: KUUV6 ()
Date: April 12, 2021 06:00PM

It might be a negro, or a fudge packer. It could even be a fudge packing negro.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Basic Truth ()
Date: April 12, 2021 07:13PM

KUUV6 Wrote:
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> It might be a negro, or a fudge packer. It could
> even be a fudge packing negro.


Might be ???

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Racist Willie ()
Date: April 12, 2021 07:49PM

I doubt it’s a nog. Never seen a nog in a Audi, unless he stole it.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Va assholes ()
Date: April 12, 2021 08:42PM

Vaginia assholes are very picky about driving and parking. They will scream, curse, and take pictures of you and your car for their Facebook. One showed up at my home pretending to be a cop. Why so triggered about cars and driving? How about go fuck yourself triggered Vaginia assholes?

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Ferrari Owner ()
Date: April 13, 2021 07:58AM

Lol, the brand new Land Rover Defender should be afraid to be scratched by the piece of shit old Audi. Not the other way around.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Ferrari Owner ()
Date: April 13, 2021 08:04AM

4 wheel penis extender Wrote:
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> Not unique to Audi drivers. BMW and Mercedes
> drivers are as bad, and Porsche drivers can be
> even worse.


When I had a Porsche 911, I would always park way out in left field of the parking lot when it wasn’t inside my garage. Now I have a Ferrari and it spends 348 days a year hooked to a Ferrari battery tender inside my garage and rarely would I actually park it anywhere. So it’s not Ferrari and high end Porsche owners. Just the dicks with entry level Audi, BMW and Benzo

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: in the know... ()
Date: April 13, 2021 08:15AM

I've had several Ferraris and rarely take them anywhere where they will be parked out of my sight. Once in a while I'd park far away from other cars, but always neatly within a spot. There's a dickbag segment of the population that already hates that you have that car, no sense giving them one more reason to fuck with your car.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: 911 no different ()
Date: April 13, 2021 03:29PM

Ferrari Owner Wrote:
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> When I had a Porsche 911, I would always park way
> out in left field of the parking lot when it
> wasn’t inside my garage. Now I have a Ferrari
> and it spends 348 days a year hooked to a Ferrari
> battery tender inside my garage and rarely would I
> actually park it anywhere. So it’s not Ferrari
> and high end Porsche owners. Just the dicks with
> entry level Audi, BMW and Benzo

If you weren't an asshole as a Porsche owner you were the exception. People who drive Porsches including 911s by and large are people flaunting the fact they can afford to drive Porsches. That moves them out of the camp of Ferrari drivers and into the camp of Audi, Mercedes and BMW drivers.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Ferrari Owner ()
Date: April 13, 2021 04:36PM

911 no different Wrote:
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> Ferrari Owner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When I had a Porsche 911, I would always park
> way
> > out in left field of the parking lot when it
> > wasn’t inside my garage. Now I have a
> Ferrari
> > and it spends 348 days a year hooked to a
> Ferrari
> > battery tender inside my garage and rarely would
> I
> > actually park it anywhere. So it’s not
> Ferrari
> > and high end Porsche owners. Just the dicks
> with
> > entry level Audi, BMW and Benzo
>
> If you weren't an asshole as a Porsche owner you
> were the exception. People who drive Porsches
> including 911s by and large are people flaunting
> the fact they can afford to drive Porsches. That
> moves them out of the camp of Ferrari drivers and
> into the camp of Audi, Mercedes and BMW drivers.

When I had my Carrera 2, I would park it way out in the boonies area of a near empty strip mall parking lot that was only 15 to 20% full.

And guess what?? One or two times an asshole in some shitbox would park his/her shitbox right next to me and very close to my 911 just be a total asshole. The world is full of jealous assholes.

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Bob bitchin ()
Date: April 13, 2021 05:35PM

Nigger with an Audi, typical

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Re: Socially Distanced Audi - VA Plates: VCR-5476
Posted by: Defender ()
Date: April 13, 2021 05:46PM

Ferrari Owner Wrote:
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> Lol, the brand new Land Rover Defender should be
> afraid to be scratched by the piece of shit old
> Audi. Not the other way around.


Good look, I didn't even notice it!

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