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biker driven off the road
Posted by: biker driven off the road ()
Date: July 29, 2014 01:48PM

So this leather clad biker with all the patches and shit was going 65 on the George Washington Memorial Parkway at about 11:00am this morning. I gave him the horn to let him know to move over and he looked around all nasty, started fishtailing and came of the bike!

ROFL

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: Ox Road ()
Date: July 29, 2014 01:59PM

Thanks for the update, Kilton. We're sure that'll keep you hard for a week. If not, you can get your fill tomorrow at Kilroy's.

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: Biker's Lawyer ()
Date: July 29, 2014 02:14PM

Your post is being added to the client's file for the upcoming trial. Thank you for the admission of liability.

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: biker driven off the road ()
Date: July 29, 2014 02:19PM

ROFL

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: best on BBQ ()
Date: July 29, 2014 02:26PM

Timmy slaw!

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: Judge Triumph ()
Date: July 29, 2014 05:08PM

Biker's Lawyer Wrote:
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> Your post is being added to the client's file for
> the upcoming trial. Thank you for the admission
> of liability.

Lawyer: my client was the poor victim of an aggressive cager. Wah!

Judge: you mean the sound of a beeping horn caused him to lose all control of his bodily functions and crash?

Lawyer: well, not exactly like that, the horn was very loud and scary.

Judge: case dismissed. Next.

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: John Henny ()
Date: July 29, 2014 05:12PM

biker driven off the road Wrote:
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> So this leather clad biker with all the patches
> and shit was going 65 on the George Washington
> Memorial Parkway at about 11:00am this morning. I
> gave him the horn to let him know to move over and
> he looked around all nasty, started fishtailing
> and came of the bike!
>
> ROFL

Wow, 65mph is pretty fast for a bicycle. No wonder he lost control.

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: The Best Part ()
Date: July 29, 2014 10:42PM

best on BBQ Wrote:
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> Timmy slaw!


................................

This kills me....

Everytime I read Timmy Slaw! like out of nowhere bam all of those old post come right back. I about spit beer all over my keyboard.

Well Played Sir....

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Re: biker driven off the road
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: July 31, 2014 08:57AM

biker driven off the road Wrote:
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> So this leather clad biker with all the patches
> and shit was going 65 on the George Washington
> Memorial Parkway at about 11:00am this morning. I
> gave him the horn to let him know to move over and
> he looked around all nasty, started fishtailing
> and came of the bike!
>
> ROFL

Did he weigh 250 pounds, or 350?

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