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My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Nova Husband ()
Date: July 23, 2014 07:25AM

And I am totally against it. Is she unsatisfied with me? Does she want to leave me? I am so confused!

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Fby3H ()
Date: July 23, 2014 07:28AM

The answer is yes to all your questions, but here's something you can get her since she wants to swing...

Have her put her fat ass in here:
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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Al Sharp-Ton ()
Date: July 23, 2014 07:29AM

Yup. She's gone. Prepare to walk in on her one day with a big black bull giving it to her real good, you cuck.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Dr. Dre ()
Date: July 23, 2014 07:32AM

She is depressed by your total lack of STDs.

She want to experience what all her friends are talking about (the pain, genital warts, prescription drugs, the itching, vaginal discharge, etc.)

Cut her some slack and let her have some fun.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: roger roger ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:04AM


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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: More Helpful Advice ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:05AM

Post nude pics of her here so that we can provide the most helpful advice possible.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Voted Most Popular ()
Date: July 23, 2014 08:08AM

My instinct tell me that this thread will receive lots of views and lots of replies and will stick around quite awhile. And no sex will ever result from it.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: the_truth ()
Date: July 23, 2014 09:39AM

If this isn't a troll thread:

The real honest answer is that she has already fucked around on you and is just now bringing it to your attention as a way to get permission for her past sins.

You would be stupid to ever have sex with her again.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: swingy ()
Date: July 23, 2014 11:13AM

If this is a surprise to you - wow you really married someone you did not know. Swinger types are born not made. My guess is she is gone. Not today but before she ages to the point no one will fuck her. If she is hot that means about age 40-45 max. If she is not hot then up to age 35.

Make plans for an exit but in the mean time humiliate her with some real kinky banging. Tell her she can experiment with you and tie her up, cover her with peanut butter, make her dress up in a bunny outfit. Take pics of it all to enjoy after she leaves you.

Good luck my brother...

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: johnny ringo ()
Date: July 23, 2014 11:19AM

And please post those pics on FFXU. We're a community that's all about sharing and support.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: JackDaniels ()
Date: July 23, 2014 11:33AM

It's a bit of a ways out there but Victory Lakes in Bristow has an active swingers community. They like their fresh meat to be clean, discreet and educated. If this sounds like you guys go check out the area. Chat up the locals. If they get a good vibe from you there will be a vetting process and you're in.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Nova Husband ()
Date: July 23, 2014 11:47AM

My wife is early 40's in great shape and always had a high sex drive. Before kids we experimented with threesomes, but never two males as I wasn't comfortable. I sense she is getting bored or maybe its a midlife crisis. She is searching the internet about a clubs in the area and wants to go. Anyone heard of Entre Nous, Tabu Club or The Crucible? I don't want strangers fucking my wife.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Your wife's lover ()
Date: July 23, 2014 12:18PM

Nova Husband Wrote:
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> My wife is early 40's in great shape and always
> had a high sex drive. Before kids we experimented
> with threesomes, but never two males as I wasn't
> comfortable. I sense she is getting bored or
> maybe its a midlife crisis. She is searching the
> internet about a clubs in the area and wants to
> go. Anyone heard of Entre Nous, Tabu Club or The
> Crucible? I don't want strangers fucking my wife.

Too late!

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: guesswhat ()
Date: July 23, 2014 05:16PM

One thing that is great about swinging is that it rewards men who paid into the system ( with marriage ) lots of sex. Kind of like college. Pay into the system, get rewarded... try to buck it- get nothing.
Women first and foremost need is commitment, once they achieve that they are often more likely to feel comfortable with no-strings attached sex. When a woman is not getting that need met, She has no desire to meet the needs of selfish single men. There really isn't anything more unattractive than a man over 35 who has never married.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: July 24, 2014 10:00AM

Really, you don't want pictures of most of the people at those parties. Trust me on this. Occasionally someone shows that's worth a gander at, but usually they're fat, sloppy, and unattractive.

Go to a coffee shop...imagine the clients naked...you've now seen what shows up at these parties.

And no, not the hot college kids...the middle-aged and older are what you'll see

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Swinging Man ()
Date: July 24, 2014 11:29AM

"There really isn't anything more unattractive than a man over 35 who has never married."


I think you just insulted most of the posters on this website.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Man-Ass-As ()
Date: July 24, 2014 01:14PM

Why get married if you're going to cheat anyway? (even with permission)

Someone please explain to me why? Why not just live together, stay single, and bang who you want if you want an open relationship like that- this destroys the sancity of marriage. I'm not religious at all, but I thought "for better or worse" and all that MEANT IT.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: entre_nous ()
Date: July 24, 2014 04:41PM

Nova Husband Wrote:
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> My wife is early 40's in great shape and always
> had a high sex drive. Before kids we experimented
> with threesomes, but never two males as I wasn't
> comfortable. I sense she is getting bored or
> maybe its a midlife crisis. She is searching the
> internet about a clubs in the area and wants to
> go. Anyone heard of Entre Nous, Tabu Club or The
> Crucible? I don't want strangers fucking my wife.

I've been to Entre Nous, but haven't been in about 4 years. It was down off of U Street. It used to be a lot of fun. I had a gorgeous bi girlfriend and she loved to play with other women. Women call the shots there so other guys aren't moving in on your space. Women always approached her and we'd sometimes get a nice hotel room in downtown DC. The girls could play but I'd never let another guy touch her.

After a couple of years of that lifestyle, she went all-out religious. So I broke up with her. LOL Yeah, I'm an asshole.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Just wait ()
Date: July 24, 2014 06:39PM

Just wait til 50 shades of grey come out. Rather than bitch, grow Balls and Join her. Just Remember if she can fuck, you can too. As long as you work together you benefit in more ways than one........

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Stephens322 ()
Date: March 17, 2020 07:32PM

Hi there. If she wants to swing, she is defintely unsatisfied. Probably she want more. You need to try harder satisfying her, it's very important. I guess that you have some problems with the erection, or maybe you're finishing too fast. However, you don't have to worry about that, it's a very common problem. If you are experiencing this kind of problem, you can try using some cialis from https://ed-oesterreichische.at. It's very cheap and effective, and it's definitely going to improve your sex life. Pay more attention to your wife, and everything is going to be fine!

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Capheus ()
Date: March 28, 2020 08:53AM

Stephens322 Wrote:
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> Hi there. If she wants to swing, she is defintely
> unsatisfied. Probably she want more. You need to
> try harder satisfying her, it's very important. I
> guess that you have some problems with the
> erection, or maybe you're finishing too fast.
> However, you don't have to worry about that, it's
> a very common problem. If you are experiencing
> this kind of problem, you can try using some
> cialis from https://ed-oesterreichische.at.
> It's very cheap and
> effective, and it's definitely going to improve
> your sex life. Pay more attention to your wife,
> and everything is going to be fine!


Thank you, it's really working. You helped me a lot

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Steady On ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:45AM

Nova Husband Wrote:
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> And I am totally against it. Is she unsatisfied
> with me? Does she want to leave me? I am so
> confused!


Steady on, soldier. Not necessarily, she might be curious, unsatisfied, or bored with other parts of her life. The fact that she was willing to disclose it to you is worth noting.

HOWEVER

You are now in a test of sorts. How you respond to it can have a dramatic effect on her emotions. None of this is conscious, and if you were to try to assert some of the things I'm about to mention, she would deny it adamantly, while actually being honest.

There is a ton of crap and BS out there in what some people call the "PUA community" (pick-up artists), however, there is one guy who applied certain principles to his marriage, turned it around, and now even his wife is one of the quickest to call BS on the narratives that dissatisfied wives run on themselves.

Check out a guy named Athol Kay, and his book Married Man Sex Life. I'd encourage you to buy it and read it privately before you mention a word of it to your spouse.

Also, don't expect all of your guy friends to "get it" or to have the balls to do some of what he suggests. I'll just say it looks to me like the only thing that might work to make a guy's married sex life (with his wife) what he wants in a lot of cases. It is contrarian in certain aspects, but he does a pretty good job of explaining the logic.

It is an actual strategy, with some tactical guidance, and I will just say that the model of men and women and the world that he uses most closely fits what I'd call observable reality.

(Onligatory Disclaimer - I don't know the guy, sell his stuff, or anything else. )

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Steady On ()
Date: March 29, 2020 11:54AM

Sorry, forgot the TL;DR

Basically, there are some credible arguments that humans are wired in some ways that seem self-contradictory in modern civilization.

While a woman may truly love and value a guy who is a caring and thoughtful provider, any man who ignores or refuses to accept the reality that there are other behavior patterns that will stir emotions within women, is lying to himself and settling for what the world hands him.

A lot of people who don't actually read or study often throw terms around like "alpha" and "beta" but have no idea what they're saying.

Find an author who seems cogent, articulate, and rational, and learn what they have to say, then decide for yourself. All kinds of men may give you grief if you try to discuss these ideas with them: they may just not be willing to try new things, may be threatened, or may not care. What they do has no bearing on you taking control of your own marriage.

Also, if you do start doing some of the stuff that Mr. Kay suggests, remember that women talk, and there's some possibility that your wife's friends are going to try to investigate "this new man" you've become.

Oh, yeah, and like all the other PUA stuff, the dark secret is that when you really get into it, the bottom line is that you have to accept and take responsibility for improving yourself. Nothing's more attractive to women than a guy who has his shit together.

In the meantime, if your wife invites you to any house parties with new friends, and if you see white-painted rocks in their front yard, be safe.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: ifthewifeis ()
Date: April 02, 2020 05:57AM

Usually it is a cuck.. or soon to be cuck husband that approaches the wife wanting to swing...if the wife is approaching you....??? You have married a ho... get out while you can or you will end up being a cuck that never gets any.. jerks it all the time.. and that will be the only way you can get it up is to jerk it.. won't be able to get it done with a real woman

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Ilhan Omar husband ()
Date: April 02, 2020 10:24AM

Ilhan Omar husband white guy is emblematic of today’s cuck culture.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: mmmahhhdii ()
Date: April 02, 2020 12:36PM

Nova Husband Wrote:
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> And I am totally against it. Is she unsatisfied
> with me? Does she want to leave me? I am so
> confused!


Bro.....leave that woman.....now....take the first thing smoking..

and owl let you in on a little secret

these fickle women who want to be chasing after men while in a relationship tend to select loyal monogamous men who don't chase after women and stay faithful to them

you wonder why they don't select a man that has the same beliefs

because they could never handle it being done to them

because they jealous of their own shadow

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Alternate lifestyle observer ()
Date: April 02, 2020 04:08PM

ifthewifeis Wrote:
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> Usually it is a cuck.. or soon to be cuck husband
> that approaches the wife wanting to swing...if the
> wife is approaching you....??? You have married
> a ho... get out while you can or you will end up
> being a cuck that never gets any.. jerks it all
> the time.. and that will be the only way you can
> get it up is to jerk it.. won't be able to get it
> done with a real woman

Usual BS from someone who suffers from the delusion that he's an alpha male and women worship his penis.

Men who propose open marriages or swinging are usually just bored sexually. When a woman proposes it, she isn't just looking for someone else to stick his penis in her vagina. If that was what she wanted, and few women over 30 do want this, then she'd go out, have a zipless fuck without her husband finding out. She's looking to trade up to a better relationship or at least explore her options, and she's asking her partner's permission to do so. Relationship not sex is the key word. Chances are she's already got someone with whom she's made an emotional attachment when she makes the proposal. In this warped land terms like cuck just don't apply.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Real White Wives Go Black ()
Date: April 03, 2020 04:25PM

My wife's first black guy was while she was in college, 40+ years ago. It's now "swinging" unless there's Chocolate and Vavillia mixing inside of her!

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Real White Wives Go Black ()
Date: April 03, 2020 07:14PM

If your wife wants to swing, let her go black and unprotected. The wait for her next period will be a lesson for you.

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: OP's Wife ()
Date: April 03, 2020 08:18PM

Nova Husband Wrote:
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> And I am totally against it. Is she unsatisfied
> with me? Does she want to leave me? I am so
> confused!


Kiss me when you get home from work sweetheart.
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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Real White Wives Go Black ()
Date: April 03, 2020 09:25PM

If you want real anticipation, let your wife go black and unprotected while she's fertile. Then imagine the feeling when her next period doesn't happen...

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Re: My wife wants to Swing
Posted by: Nng ()
Date: April 05, 2020 11:00AM

My wife told me no niggers, but she’ll swing with well hung white Americans or Europeans.
But, definitely, no filthy niggers!
That’s just nasty.

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