Stunning new COVID revelations

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Stunning new COVID revelations

Posted by: Cutting edge ()

Date: August 05, 2020 02:26AM

The WHO announced Tuesday that COVID-19 has mutated into several different new strains to adapt to various environments.

Fortunately the more dangerous varieties are rare. "Edu-rona" is nearly 134% fatal but was effectively contained by forcing kids to go be unsupervised and/or spend even more time with elderly relatives.

Other strains are quite benign and even probiotic! "Wal-rona" is good for the gut and makes your farts smell like overripened beef steak tomatoes. "Bla-rona" is shared freely at Marxist "protest" riots and is said to boost melanin production although reports of penile growth by infected white transgender "men" are only anecdotal as of now

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