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Skinny dipping places
Posted by: College Nudist ()
Date: March 17, 2019 10:01PM

Anyone know any good places to skinny dip around here? College kid not from here looking to go with some friends, have no clue on where to go. Hear that most ponds and stuff are too polluted, so just looking for some insight.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Redder ()
Date: March 17, 2019 10:23PM

I know a great place for you, Skippy. Try the Potomac River, right under the Wilson Bridge. Your skinny ass will eventually end up in the Atlantic Ocean.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Goatfags neighbor ()
Date: March 17, 2019 10:26PM

Gerry has a swimming pool you can use, but be careful, he might attack you with his teenie weenie.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: March 17, 2019 11:58PM

Difficult Run, esp. on Sunday. There's this dikey couple that goes there, except the young one really plays for both teams & has an obsession with working out the ol' barber pole. Her older GF will get distracted by some other dykie-wykies who come there, so she'll look & see if she knows any of the guys there, & if so take you around the bend and go at you hard. If he doesn't see a guy she knows, she approaches several until she gets what she wants.

One of these days she's going to get knocked up & she's gonna' haf' some 'splainin' to doooooooooo!

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Big Rock, Saratoga, Springfield ()
Date: March 18, 2019 07:34AM

We used to go there as teens in the summer months(1986), and almost every lunch hour, we would hide and watch some dude fuck the shit out of some hot ass woman! Find out she worked in the newington forest HOA of south run drive!
Since this was those formative years between having wet dreams and still being a virgin, I locked into this sexual fantasy and ended up marrying the women. There was a 28yr age gap tho!
My lovely wife’s name is “Tonya.”

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Simon ()
Date: March 19, 2019 11:51AM

Any of the Reston Lakes. You can flog your junk in front of that craptastic high rise at Lake Anne, for all to see.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: woody ()
Date: March 20, 2019 07:34PM

Woodside Lake. Brook??? Rd. .between Rt. 7 and Old Dominion.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Skinny Dipper ()
Date: July 13, 2020 11:59AM

Anyone been in 2020? I will check out both Difficult Run and Woodside Lake

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Jason T ()
Date: July 13, 2020 12:06PM

We used to get jiggy in the George Mason memorial fountain in DC. Good times.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: its a fucking dinosaur ()
Date: July 13, 2020 12:35PM

You're gonna get your wiener bitten off by one of those prehistoric turtles that live in all the ponds and streams around here.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Try this ()
Date: July 13, 2020 12:45PM

Try any of the fountains in Dulles Airport. Take a dip and get some loose change for a cup of coffee or a light meal.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Lake Montclair Moms ()
Date: July 13, 2020 03:01PM

Last night!!! Gave a cop a quick tug, milked that hog, no problem!!!
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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: Scarsdale Diet ()
Date: July 13, 2020 03:14PM

Black Pond behind Madeira School in Great Falls, VA is the holy grail for skinny dipping. Guarded and nearly impossible to access these days. Try if you dare.

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Re: Skinny dipping places
Posted by: CGD7W ()
Date: July 13, 2020 05:38PM

Scarsdale Diet Wrote:
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> Black Pond behind Madeira School in Great Falls,
> VA is the holy grail for skinny dipping. Guarded
> and nearly impossible to access these days. Try
> if you dare.


Great advice, go get naked at an all-girls high school with private security. See you in the headlines!

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