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When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Ivan ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:03PM

ATTEMPTED COMMERCIAL ROBBERY: 11808 Baron Cameron Avenue (Exxon), 4/6/20, 2:34 a.m.

Two men entered the store, confronted an employee while displaying a machete and demanded money.

A struggle ensued resulting in the employee taking control of the machete.

The men then ran out of the store.

They were ultimately identified and charges are pending further investigation.

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: that's when ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:06PM

When we became a sanctuary community and opened our arms to the likes of MS-13.

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Ban assault machetes! ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:06PM

We need stronger machete laws!

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Need one ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:09PM

Where do you even buy a weapon-grade machete?

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: CP3F7 ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:15PM

ban assault-style machetes!

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Harbour Freight ()
Date: April 07, 2020 05:36PM

Harbour Freight sells machetes. I haven't seen any testing they've done on simulated bodies, or pigs or the like, so caveat emptor.

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: beaner beaner ()
Date: April 07, 2020 10:08PM

It's ok times are tough gringo we do what we want

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Pedro Manuel ()
Date: April 07, 2020 11:13PM

Machete much quieter than a gun, gringo

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Mike hunttt ()
Date: April 08, 2020 05:46AM

Was it an auto or semi auto machete? How many rounds did the magazine hold?

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: Mama Martinez ()
Date: April 08, 2020 06:06AM

Mike hunttt Wrote:
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> Was it an auto or semi auto machete? How many
> rounds did the magazine hold?


Spics dindu nuffin

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Re: When did machetes become the robbery weapon of choice around here?
Posted by: FFX Taxpayer ()
Date: April 08, 2020 07:00AM

It started when the bitch Sharon Bulova developed a taste for MS-13 dick, and started spending taxpayer funds on luxury housing for illegals. It worked for her - she got lots of spicy dick and their votes.

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