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It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Fairfax county schools employee ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:15PM

What should I do? I have $2,800 in my vacation fund. Where can I go to have fun on a budget?

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: .FCPSer. ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:19PM

I hear there are bargains to be had in China and Italy.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: You're fuckec ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:29PM

You'll go stir crazy. After a couple of days you'll be fucking out-call girls who carry covid 19.

Get $2,800 worth of Lunesta and sleep for 2 weeks.

You can't go anywhere!

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Formerly concerned ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:42PM

I was sent home from work because I was experiencing chills. My office is small and doesn’t interact with the public, so I wasn’t sure why I was being told to leave. On the drive home, I started to worry that I had the virus. Imagine my relief when I started spurting load after load of hot diarrhea into my suit pants. It wasn’t the virus after all, it was steamy diarrhea! Off to the car wash now.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Family Man. ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:50PM

Every year I take a long weekend and stay in a reasonably nice hotel with a view. Three nights I relax, drink excessively smoke a little weed order delivery food and take a break from my nagging wife and ungrateful kids. You should do something like that. Comfort suites has places like this. I like the one in Raleigh NC.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: We get it, you’re gay ()
Date: March 14, 2020 03:54PM

Family Man. Wrote:
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> Every year I take a long weekend and stay in a
> reasonably nice hotel with a view. Three nights I
> relax, drink excessively smoke a little weed order
> delivery food and take a break from my nagging
> wife and ungrateful kids. You should do something
> like that. Comfort suites has places like this. I
> like the one in Raleigh NC.


You don’t have to be a psychiatrist to read between the lines: homosexual vacation.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Snarlin narlin ()
Date: March 14, 2020 04:07PM

Spend it all on coke and hookers from Mermaid Avenue.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: signs of failure ()
Date: March 14, 2020 04:31PM

Fairfax county schools employee Wrote:
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> What should I do? I have $2,800 in my vacation
> fund. Where can I go to have fun on a budget?

I take it you live in your parents home? You have no significant other? You must be a loser.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Stay home ()
Date: March 14, 2020 04:37PM

You probably have lots of projects to catch up on at home.
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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: fed1 ()
Date: March 15, 2020 09:26AM

Fairfax county schools employee Wrote:
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> What should I do? I have $2,800 in my vacation
> fund. Where can I go to have fun on a budget?

Last year when Trump shut down the government I had the same opportunity. The wife and I took a nice long road trip. We went and hung around in the Great Smoky mountains. Even though the National park was shut down we had a good time. From there we went to Florida for a few days and visited a few casinos on the way back. There are few times in life that you get a free vacation without having to use leave time. Don't let it go to waste!

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Andy Says hello ()
Date: March 15, 2020 09:32AM

Endorsed by Bernie too!
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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Fred Wilson ()
Date: March 15, 2020 10:38AM

Why dont you govt employees stay home indefinitely, not like you actually contribute anything to society except taking real working ppls money for your jobs program.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: cunard cruise ()
Date: March 15, 2020 10:43AM

Not in 2 weeks, but I just booked a 7 night cruise in June on the Queen Elizabeth for $600

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: fed1 ()
Date: March 15, 2020 01:14PM

Fred Wilson Wrote:
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> Why dont you govt employees stay home
> indefinitely, not like you actually contribute
> anything to society except taking real working
> ppls money for your jobs program.


Don't worry about us just keep paying those taxes in full and on time please.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 15, 2020 09:23PM

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: rock creek. ()
Date: March 16, 2020 09:02PM

Snarlin narlin Wrote:
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> Spend it all on coke and hookers from Mermaid
> Avenue.


diet coke is better.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Ax to grind ()
Date: March 16, 2020 09:22PM

Fred Wilson Wrote:
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> Why dont you govt employees stay home
> indefinitely, not like you actually contribute
> anything to society except taking real working
> ppls money for your jobs program.



Says the former government employee that was fired for inappropriate contact with children.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Are you gay? ()
Date: March 16, 2020 09:28PM

Cuz you sound gay as shit!

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: March 16, 2020 10:28PM

OP, sit around your house looking at porn and beat your meat like you usually do, only now you can do it during the day too

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Ffx Educator ()
Date: March 17, 2020 04:39PM

I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this coming with no snow days this winter.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: real moneymaking ()
Date: March 17, 2020 08:45PM

Ffx Educator Wrote:
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> I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> coming with no snow days this winter.


Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry about your low salary.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: what you get when you try ()
Date: March 18, 2020 05:37AM

real moneymaking Wrote:
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> Ffx Educator Wrote:
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> > I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> > coming with no snow days this winter.
>
>
> Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry about
> your low salary.


The wife and I are teachers, she makes 90k and I make 81k. If you are careful with money you can live quite well on 171k a year. Summers off,good retirement and health insurance. Life is too short to work summers.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: college degree. ()
Date: March 18, 2020 04:50PM

what you get when you try Wrote:
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> real moneymaking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ffx Educator Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am enjoying the paid vacation. We had this
> > > coming with no snow days this winter.
> >
> >
> > Glad you are getting a nice break. So sorry
> about
> > your low salary.
>
>
> The wife and I are teachers, she makes 90k and I
> make 81k. If you are careful with money you can
> live quite well on 171k a year. Summers off,good
> retirement and health insurance. Life is too short
> to work summers.


It's all a trade off. Some of us choose to work hard to become wealthy while people like you prefer to live a life of slackery and make enough money to barely get by.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: teacher 2.0 ()
Date: March 19, 2020 04:35PM

This Corona Virus is like a gift from God. A free vacation!

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: k ()
Date: March 19, 2020 05:04PM

you could be planning how to commence a panel to open a franchise in the usa that gives americans a choice other than buying chinese imports

all you need is money and time: which few have

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: xfruxx ()
Date: March 19, 2020 08:00PM

k Wrote:
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> you could be planning how to commence a panel to
> open a franchise in the usa that gives americans a
> choice other than buying chinese imports
>
> all you need is money and time: which few have

That's stupid.

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Re: It's official. I am on paid administrative leave for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Fairfax county schools employee ()
Date: March 21, 2020 06:21AM

This whole corona virus thing just gets better and better. Not only do I get paid for not working but now the government is going to send us money? I love it!!!!!

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