Bringing “good beer” to Vienna is going to have to wait.

Matt Greer was set to open his hybrid gastro-pub and brewery, Caboose Brewing Company, next month but due to permit issues, he is now looking at a late August or early September opening.

“It’s mostly just the approval process for building permits,” Greer says. “We got stuck in a queue with the town of Vienna. They just have a special way of doing things.” Greer chose Vienna to open his brewery because he didn’t want Whole Foods to be the only place to get a good beer with his friends.

According to Greer, Vienna’s board of architectural review only meets once a month. Documentation for changes in his brewery are required 45 days in advance so missing a day can set approval back by one month.

Although the brewery won’t open until the end of summer, it has been busy. Over the last two months, Caboose Brewing Company has been brewing beer, such as Crazy Train Tripel (9.7%), a beer with “moderate spiciness and fruity esters that compliment its slightly peppery finish…[and is] brewed with a clone of the legendary Westmalle yeast strain,” says Greer; Car Hopper IPA (7.5%) described by Greer as having an “intense hop aroma reminiscent of pine, citrus and fresh herbs”; and Raspberry Wheat (6%), made with real raspberries and a focus on “the tartness of the fruit rather than the sweetness,” says Greer. Unfortunately, the company can’t sell any of it.

Greer hopes to secure ABC approval within 30 days so the brewery can at least start selling growlers. Until then, Greer’s friends have been sipping on his beers for free and the public can buy gift certificates through its Facebook page. “Once we’re open, it’s going to be a lot of fun for everybody,” Greer says.

So any idea where this will be? I'm in!

With a name like Caboose Brewing Company, is Laurie Cole one of the investors?

Brew Me Wrote:
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> Bringing “good beer” to Vienna is going to
> have to wait.
>
> Matt Greer was set to open his hybrid gastro-pub
> and brewery, Caboose Brewing Company, next month
> but due to permit issues, he is now looking at a
> late August or early September opening.
>
> “It’s mostly just the approval process for
> building permits,” Greer says. “We got stuck
> in a queue with the town of Vienna. They just have
> a special way of doing things.” Greer chose
> Vienna to open his brewery because he didn’t
> want Whole Foods to be the only place to get a
> good beer with his friends.
>
> According to Greer, Vienna’s board of
> architectural review only meets once a month.
> Documentation for changes in his brewery are
> required 45 days in advance so missing a day can
> set approval back by one month.
>
> Although the brewery won’t open until the end of
> summer, it has been busy. Over the last two
> months, Caboose Brewing Company has been brewing
> beer, such as Crazy Train Tripel (9.7%), a beer
> with “moderate spiciness and fruity esters that
> compliment its slightly peppery finish…[and is]
> brewed with a clone of the legendary Westmalle
> yeast strain,” says Greer; Car Hopper IPA (7.5%)
> described by Greer as having an “intense hop
> aroma reminiscent of pine, citrus and fresh
> herbs”; and Raspberry Wheat (6%), made with real
> raspberries and a focus on “the tartness of the
> fruit rather than the sweetness,” says Greer.
> Unfortunately, the company can’t sell any of it.
>
>
> Greer hopes to secure ABC approval within 30 days
> so the brewery can at least start selling
> growlers. Until then, Greer’s friends have been
> sipping on his beers for free and the public can
> buy gift certificates through its Facebook page.
> “Once we’re open, it’s going to be a lot of
> fun for everybody,” Greer says.


Sounds good, but WTF does gastro-pub mean? I've seen this term a lot recently. Seems like a marketing ploy.

Can't wait to try the Mattress Store Ale.

I Like Beer Wrote:
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> So any idea where this will be? I'm in!


Its in that area near the train from the W&OD off of Church St near the W&OD Trail.

Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of Vienna is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt from Chantilly who cant afford to live in Vienna.

Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of Vienna is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt from Chantilly who cant afford to live in Vienna.


And you're obviously one of the more cerebral and thoughtful residents of Vienna, judging from your sputtering, garbled writing.

LoLz

mattress discunters Wrote:
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> I Like Beer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So any idea where this will be? I'm in!
>
>
> Its in that area near the train from the W&OD off
> of Church St near the W&OD Trail.
>
> Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of Vienna
> is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt
> from Chantilly who cant afford to live in Vienna.


Apparently not the only one.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/home/destination-design-vienna/2014/06/18/82292ae4-e69c-11e3-a86b-362fd5443d19_story.html

It's now known as the area's mattresses store Mecca.

lol

You can expect Chad Dukes to be a shill for these guys in no time.

Cirrhosis Wrote:
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> Brew Me Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bringing “good beer” to Vienna is going to
> > have to wait.
> >
> > Matt Greer was set to open his hybrid
> gastro-pub
> > and brewery, Caboose Brewing Company, next
> month
> > but due to permit issues, he is now looking at
> a
> > late August or early September opening.
> >
> > “It’s mostly just the approval process for
> > building permits,” Greer says. “We got
> stuck
> > in a queue with the town of Vienna. They just
> have
> > a special way of doing things.” Greer chose
> > Vienna to open his brewery because he didn’t
> > want Whole Foods to be the only place to get a
> > good beer with his friends.
> >
> > According to Greer, Vienna’s board of
> > architectural review only meets once a month.
> > Documentation for changes in his brewery are
> > required 45 days in advance so missing a day
> can
> > set approval back by one month.
> >
> > Although the brewery won’t open until the end
> of
> > summer, it has been busy. Over the last two
> > months, Caboose Brewing Company has been
> brewing
> > beer, such as Crazy Train Tripel (9.7%), a
> beer
> > with “moderate spiciness and fruity esters
> that
> > compliment its slightly peppery finish…[and
> is]
> > brewed with a clone of the legendary Westmalle
> > yeast strain,” says Greer; Car Hopper IPA
> (7.5%)
> > described by Greer as having an “intense hop
> > aroma reminiscent of pine, citrus and fresh
> > herbs”; and Raspberry Wheat (6%), made with
> real
> > raspberries and a focus on “the tartness of
> the
> > fruit rather than the sweetness,” says Greer.
>
> > Unfortunately, the company can’t sell any of
> it.
> >
> >
> > Greer hopes to secure ABC approval within 30
> days
> > so the brewery can at least start selling
> > growlers. Until then, Greer’s friends have
> been
> > sipping on his beers for free and the public
> can
> > buy gift certificates through its Facebook
> page.
> > “Once we’re open, it’s going to be a lot
> of
> > fun for everybody,” Greer says.
>
>
> Sounds good, but WTF does gastro-pub mean? I've
> seen this term a lot recently. Seems like a
> marketing ploy.


Gastro-pub = douche millennials and hipsters please come to my new place to be cool.

GBW Wrote:
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> Gastro-pub = douche millennials and hipsters
> please come to my new place to be cool.

Go buy a mattress, asshole, before the mattress outlets in Vienna are all gone.

Sleep on it Wrote:
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> Can't wait to try the Mattress Store Ale.


It just needs more cowbell.

Right... Wrote:
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> GBW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gastro-pub = douche millennials and hipsters
> > please come to my new place to be cool.
>
> Go buy a mattress, asshole, before the mattress
> outlets in Vienna are all gone.

No thanks. I do not shop in Vienna. And make sure you wear your skinny jeans to opening night at the Gastro-pub.

Cirrhosis Wrote:
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> Sounds good, but WTF does gastro-pub mean? I've
> seen this term a lot recently. Seems like a
> marketing ploy.

As you may know, you can't just serve booze in Virginia. 45% of your annual gross (exclusive of beer and wine sales) must come from food sales, or you are at risk of losing your liquor license. So, every place has to do food, the question is what kind? "Gastro" comes from "gastronomy" via the word "gastronome", a word for a person who appreciates fine food. The Vienna Inn serves gravy fries. A gastro-pub might serve boudin blanc in black truffle sauce.

mattress discunters Wrote:
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> Its in that area near the train from the W&OD off
> of Church St near the W&OD Trail.

It is indeed next to the W&OD Trail, but at the very back end of Mill Street. The train station and the actual red caboose are at the front end of Mill Street.

> Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of Vienna
> is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt
> from Chantilly who cant afford to live in Vienna.

Envy-Boy probably can't afford actual Chantilly either. I'm guessing he rents out a room in the trailer park and does odd jobs about the place for a living.

Mapquest Wrote:
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> mattress discunters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its in that area near the train from the W&OD
> off
> > of Church St near the W&OD Trail.
>
> It is indeed next to the W&OD Trail, but at the
> very back end of Mill Street. The train station
> and the actual red caboose are at the front end of
> Mill Street.
>
> > Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of
> Vienna
> > is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt
> > from Chantilly who cant afford to live in
> Vienna.
>
> Envy-Boy probably can't afford actual Chantilly
> either. I'm guessing he rents out a room in the
> trailer park and does odd jobs about the place for
> a living.


Residents of Vienna rise up and become one. We must avenge the onslaught of hatred towards our community. We know we are better than the rest of Fairfax County and we must prove it. Follow me into history...............

Mapquest Wrote:
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> mattress discunters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its in that area near the train from the W&OD
> off
> > of Church St near the W&OD Trail.
>
> It is indeed next to the W&OD Trail, but at the
> very back end of Mill Street. The train station
> and the actual red caboose are at the front end of
> Mill Street.
>
> > Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of
> Vienna
> > is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt
> > from Chantilly who cant afford to live in
> Vienna.
>
> Envy-Boy probably can't afford actual Chantilly
> either. I'm guessing he rents out a room in the
> trailer park and does odd jobs about the place for
> a living.

Vienna seems to be filled with Envy-Boys. A successful businessman, with experience that would have been invaluable to Town Council, could not get elected. It seems like Vienna citizens are envious.

We ride at midnight Wrote:
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>
> Residents of Vienna rise up and become one. We
> must avenge the onslaught of hatred towards our
> community. We know we are better than the rest of
> Fairfax County and we must prove it. Follow me
> into history...............


Embrace your inner coil springs you little pillow top queens.

Posturepedic Wrote:
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> We ride at midnight Wrote:
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> >
> > Residents of Vienna rise up and become one. We
> > must avenge the onslaught of hatred towards our
> > community. We know we are better than the rest
> of
> > Fairfax County and we must prove it. Follow me
> > into history...............
>
>
> Embrace your inner coil springs you little pillow
> top queens.

+1

We ride at midnight Wrote:
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> Residents of Vienna rise up and become one. We
> must avenge the onslaught of hatred towards our
> community.

It's not hatred. It's the same childish frustration as the little kid who finds out he's not tall enough to go on the roller coaster...
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"Mattress Douchebag who thinks the town of Vienna is some mattress haven is just an ignorant cunt from Chantilly who cant afford to live in Vienna."


Hmm, you sound mad. I bet you're trapped in a shitty job, are pissed off all of the time, and recreation for you is getting hammered at the Vienna Inn and then slapping your boyfriend around when you stumble home to that dump in Vienna you foolishly bought at the top of the real estate market.

The problem?

You're sleep deprived!

Come to one of the many mattress emporiums in Vienna and we'll set you up with a mattress that's guaranteed to give you a great night's sleep.

Vienna seems to be filled with Envy-Boys. A successful businessman, with experience that would have been invaluable to Town Council, could not get elected. It seems like Vienna citizens are envious.


If you mean the candidate that wanted to speed up the bulldozing of Vienna to make the town a ghetto of McMansions, then I would say that the people of Vienna voted correctly in not placing him on the Town Council.

envy indeed Wrote:
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> Vienna seems to be filled with Envy-Boys. A
> successful businessman, with experience that would
> have been invaluable to Town Council, could not
> get elected. It seems like Vienna citizens are
> envious.

Did your candidate get HALF the votes of any of the three winners? It appears that Vienna voters are simply not buying the slop that you are selling. Who could blame them?

Sob Story Teller Wrote:
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> envy indeed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Vienna seems to be filled with Envy-Boys. A
> > successful businessman, with experience that
> would
> > have been invaluable to Town Council, could not
> > get elected. It seems like Vienna citizens are
> > envious.
>
> Did your candidate get HALF the votes of any of
> the three winners? It appears that Vienna voters
> are simply not buying the slop that you are
> selling. Who could blame them?

They are envious of his success. They were envious of Brehony's success, too, which is why she did not get elected when she ran. Either they are envious of successful people or threatened by them.

They are envious of his success. They were envious of Brehony's success, too, which is why she did not get elected when she ran. Either they are envious of successful people or threatened by them.



Um, I don't think you should try to get a job as a political pundit...

New concert program coming to Wolf Trap too - the Sealy Summer Series.

Memory Foam Wrote:
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> New concert program coming to Wolf Trap too - the
> Sealy Summer Series.


Isn't that taking place at the Grown Teen?

Horizontal advice! Wrote:
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> Hmm, you sound mad. I bet you're trapped in a
> shitty job, are pissed off all of the time, and
> recreation for you is getting hammered at the
> Vienna Inn and then slapping your boyfriend around
> when you stumble home to that dump in Vienna you
> foolishly bought at the top of the real estate
> market.

Hmmm. Not mad. I'm retired, thanks (luxuriously so, in fact). Happy as a clam. Have Nats season tickets. Take in Spring Training annually. Enjoy a pitcher and four or five chili dogs as much as the next guy (maybe more). Happily married for 45 years. Return to a seven-figure home on a much larger than average property that is regularly and meticulously groomed by my landscaping service. The vistas are extraordinary Too bad you'll never see them.

envy indeed Wrote:
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> Sob Story Teller Wrote:> They are envious of his success. They were
> envious of Brehony's success, too, which is why
> she did not get elected when she ran. Either they
> are envious of successful people or threatened by
> them.

Or they could both have been voter-rejected for having been greedy ignorant self-serving bulldozer-mad scum-sucking porkers.

Memory Foam Wrote:
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> New concert program coming to Wolf Trap too - the
> Sealy Summer Series.

No, but you could see both Crosby, Stills, and Nash and Counting Crows (with Toad the Wet Sprocket) there next week if only you could afford the tickets. What's the trailer park concert calendar looking like these days? More of "An Evening with WMZQ"?

Memory Foam Wrote:
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> New concert program coming to Wolf Trap too - the
> Sealy Summer Series.


Tickets are priced as twin, full, queen, or king.

The Other White Meat Wrote:
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> envy indeed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sob Story Teller Wrote:> They are envious of his
> success. They were
> > envious of Brehony's success, too, which is why
> > she did not get elected when she ran. Either
> they
> > are envious of successful people or threatened
> by
> > them.
>
> Or they could both have been voter-rejected for
> having been greedy ignorant self-serving
> bulldozer-mad scum-sucking porkers.

Or because the only people who vote in Vienna elections are senior citizens and bored housewives.

Hmmm. Not mad. I'm retired, thanks (luxuriously so, in fact). Happy as a clam. Have Nats season tickets. Take in Spring Training annually. Enjoy a pitcher and four or five chili dogs as much as the next guy (maybe more). Happily married for 45 years. Return to a seven-figure home on a much larger than average property that is regularly and meticulously groomed by my landscaping service. The vistas are extraordinary Too bad you'll never see them.


Interesting: I live in Vienna as well, and for all you know, you and I might share the same vista. One thing we, thankfully, don't share is your shallow sense of douchebag entitlement....bragging about your seven-figure home, the fact that you have your lawn cared for by a landscaping service?

It seems that you've learned little of real importance during your overlong stay on this planet.

I doubt that you're my neighbor! How about fuck you and go back to Chantilly!

Poor Little Fool Wrote:
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> Horizontal advice! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

Return to a seven-figure home on a much
> larger than average property that is regularly and
> meticulously groomed by my landscaping service.
> The vistas are extraordinary Too bad you'll never
> see them.

How Nice Wrote:
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> Interesting: I live in Vienna as well, and for all
> you know, you and I might share the same vista.

Did I say I lived in Vienna?

> One thing we, thankfully, don't share is your
> shallow sense of douchebag entitlement....bragging
> about your seven-figure home, the fact that you
> have your lawn cared for by a landscaping
> service?

Maybe you too one day, but I seriously doubt it.

> It seems that you've learned little of real
> importance during your overlong stay on this
> planet.

The people who helped fund this luxurious retirement plainly didn't think so. But soothe your little self as you will...
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Exceptionally childish. Not all, but most of the homes in my neck of the woods go for a million or more. It's not such a big deal here at all. Way out of dream range for you, I'm guessing though.

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Envy Boy Butthurt Wrote:
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> Fairfax County D-bag alert Wrote:
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> -----
>
> Exceptionally childish. Not all, but most of the
> homes in my neck of the woods go for a million or
> more. It's not such a big deal here at all. Way
> out of dream range for you, I'm guessing though.


My townhouse (Old town Alexandria) isn't worth a million, but its pretty close. Having an expensive house, does not mean your rich. I'm sure a lot of my neighbors have more money than you, yet they live in small homes. If I really wanted a 7,000 sqft Mcmansion, I could sell and move out to Vienna or some other boring bland place.

You're retired too, so just you and your wife sharing the 8 bedroom pad?

You ignorant assfucks are so easy.

Did I say I lived in Vienna?


So you're a douchebag and you don't even live in Vienna? But you found it necessary to troll your way onto this topic?


Don't you have better things to do with all your considerable wealth and free time?

Whazzle? Wrote:
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> Did I say I lived in Vienna?
>
>
> So you're a douchebag and you don't even live in
> Vienna? But you found it necessary to troll your
> way onto this topic?
>
>
> Don't you have better things to do with all your
> considerable wealth and free time?


Obviously not if I'm here.

My empty life is almost over.

This is all that I have left - valiantly trying to defend Vienna against mattress jokes and trying to impress other losers on a third-rate NoVA blog.

Fairfax County D-bag Wrote:
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> My townhouse (Old town Alexandria) isn't worth a
> million, but its pretty close.

A townhouse, eh? I have one of those as well. It's on Capitol Hill though. A bit up from Eastern Market. Used to use it a lot for business. Now it's more of just a home in town. Great place to crash after a Nats game.

> Having an expensive house, does not mean your rich.

Well, it's a clue.

> I'm sure a lot of my neighbors have more money
> than you, yet they live in small homes.

I don't know how much money any of your neighbors might have, and I suspect that you don't either. I know how much I have, and statistically speaking at least, it would be very unlikely that your statement would be true.

> If I really wanted a 7,000 sqft Mcmansion, I could
< sell and move out to Vienna or some other boring
> bland place.

I doubt that as well.

> You're retired too, so just you and your wife
> sharing the 8 bedroom pad?

4/3 now actually. 3200 sqft. Very large property, beautifully landscaped. We spent some years looking around for places we might like to retire to when the time came, but nowhere was as nice as it is here. Poipu Beach was tempting, but no baseball and so far off the beaten path. So with the kids gone, we put about $400K into tearing up the inside and remaking the house into just what we wanted it to be for the long haul. And here we and the various animals all are. Everything we could want right at our fingertips. Too bad so many will never live like this.

Whazzle? Wrote:
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> So you're a douchebag and you don't even live in Vienna?

Did I say I didn't live in Vienna?

> But you found it necessary to troll your way onto
> this topic?

How on earth would living either inside or outside the town of Vienna be relevant to where the new gastro-pub is going to be located or what one even is? I don't think you can answer that question.

> Don't you have better things to do with all your
> considerable wealth and free time?

Well, I just finished listening to the Nats lose to the dreary Cubs, so sleep is next on the list.

I seem to be an enigma Wrote:
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Way Wealthier Than You Wrote:
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> We spent some
> years looking around for places we might like to
> retire to when the time came, but nowhere was as
> nice as it is here. Poipu Beach was tempting, but
> no baseball and so far off the beaten path. So
> with the kids gone, we put about $400K into
> tearing up the inside and remaking the house into
> just what we wanted it to be for the long haul.
> And here we and the various animals all are.
> Everything we could want right at our fingertips.
> Too bad so many will never live like this.


https://goo.gl/maps/n3UqZ

Vienna Douchebag Wrote:
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> My empty life is almost over.

Not according to the doctors.

> This is all that I have left - valiantly trying to
> defend Vienna against mattress jokes and trying to
> impress other losers on a third-rate NoVA blog.

Well, there's the ballgames, and the travel, and all the dining out. Over to Ovvio Osteria for lunch yesterday. The wife likes it. Most I can say for it is that every time I've been there, one thing has been good. It was the cream of spinach soup this time. Everything else was blah and ordinary. Today, it was the Hay-Adams in downtown DC at the lunch hour, and who knows where tomorrow. It can all get pretty hectic, so it is nice to relax from time to time with a little shooting fish in a barrel. That's where the goobers at FFXU come in.

Truly pathetic... Wrote:
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> Vienna Douchebag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My empty life is almost over.
>
> Not according to the doctors.
>
> > This is all that I have left - valiantly trying
> to
> > defend Vienna against mattress jokes and trying
> to
> > impress other losers on a third-rate NoVA blog.
>
> Well, there's the ballgames, and the travel, and
> all the dining out. Over to Ovvio Osteria for
> lunch yesterday. The wife likes it. Most I can
> say for it is that every time I've been there, one
> thing has been good. It was the cream of spinach
> soup this time. Everything else was blah and
> ordinary. Today, it was the Hay-Adams in downtown
> DC at the lunch hour, and who knows where
> tomorrow. It can all get pretty hectic, so it is
> nice to relax from time to time with a little
> shooting fish in a barrel. That's where the
> goobers at FFXU come in.


Yet you're still a

The perfect place for you Wrote:
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Actually, much of Lakeland is quite nice. Especially around Lake Parker. The Tigers train there. Joker Marchant Stadium. Have been there many times.

Large Economy Size Douchebag Wrote:
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HINT: You've fallen and you can't get up.

Sleep well, goober.

Superior in every way Wrote:
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> Large Economy Size Douchebag Wrote:
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>
> HINT: You've fallen and you can't get up.
>
> Sleep well, goober.

ok i'm getting ready ...
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The Skinny Wrote:
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> Cirrhosis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds good, but WTF does gastro-pub mean? I've
> > seen this term a lot recently. Seems like a
> > marketing ploy.
>
> As you may know, you can't just serve booze in
> Virginia. 45% of your annual gross (exclusive of
> beer and wine sales) must come from food sales, or
> you are at risk of losing your liquor license.
> So, every place has to do food, the question is
> what kind? "Gastro" comes from "gastronomy" via
> the word "gastronome", a word for a person who
> appreciates fine food. The Vienna Inn serves
> gravy fries. A gastro-pub might serve boudin
> blanc in black truffle sauce.

Might they serve a beer-braised Osso Buco? That would be reason enough to venture to the end of Mill St. Beer-braised short ribs would also suffice.

Senior Douchebag, might you wear Expensive Jeans by any chance?

Mattress Gland Wrote:
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> Senior Douchebag, might you wear Expensive Jeans
> by any chance?

Sounds like I've mistakenly tuned in to the XM Stereotype Channel. What a total failure you are!

Mattress Gland Wrote:
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> Senior Douchebag, might you wear Expensive Jeans
> by any chance?

Sounds like I've mistakenly tuned in to the XM Stereotype Channel. What a total failure you are!


Alas...alas...you didn't get it...how sad, how typical...

Reading Skills are your friend Wrote:
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> Alas...alas...you didn't get it...how sad, how typical...

There is nothing to be gotten from any of your posts beyond the scope of your stupidity and utter worthlessness. Same problem your soundly defeated Town Council candidates had.

I revel in and embrace my stupidity and my utter worthlessness.


And you're too stupid to be Expensive Jeans

Being next to the W&OD trail, it will be filled with sweaty Lance Armstrong wannabes in their spandex suits and their bikes everywhere.

We get it man, you have a fascination with the town of Vienna, meaning you are probably either working for the republican douchebag that lost or are the republican douchebag that lost. Either way, get a fuckin life dude, its a town in NOVA. No one saying its SoHo or Beverly Hills, but its a lot better than a lot of places in this region.

Move on fucktard. No one gives a damn about the mattress stores. I've lived here for 15 years and Ive never even been to any of them. You make it sound like the whole town is a big mattress warehouse storage lot or something.

You think Vienna sucks. The rest of us think Sterling sucks. Congrats. Enjoy your hovel.

Ummmm beer........

As I ride my bicycle around Sterling, with some shake-and-bake meth mixing up in my backpack, I often wonder what Vienna is like, with the streets paved with mattresses, and friendly non-judgmental residents waving as neighbors walk by...

We get it man, you have a fascination with the town of Vienna, meaning you are probably either working for the republican douchebag that lost or are the republican douchebag that lost. Either way, get a fuckin life dude, its a town in NOVA. No one saying its SoHo or Beverly Hills, but its a lot better than a lot of places in this region.

Move on fucktard. No one gives a damn about the mattress stores. I've lived here for 15 years and Ive never even been to any of them. You make it sound like the whole town is a big mattress warehouse storage lot or something.

You think Vienna sucks. The rest of us think Sterling sucks. Congrats. Enjoy your hovel.


An angry powerless woman, trapped in suburbia, lashing out on her keyboard...sad...like a character in an Updike novel...

I would like to make friends with Matt Greer so I could "sample" some of his no-doubt delicious beer...

Hates Vienna we get it Wrote:
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>
> Move on fucktard. No one gives a damn about the
> mattress stores. I've lived here for 15 years and
> Ive never even been to any of them. You make it
> sound like the whole town is a big mattress
> warehouse storage lot or something.
>


"Destination Design: Vienna

BY JURA KONCIUS June 18

Photos: Where to shop in Vienna

With four mattress stores, Vienna might be Washington’s most genuine bedroom community... "



It's what Vienna's best known for.

Mattress central for NoVA.

Ask anyone around here where to buy a mattress and they'll immediately respond "Vienna of course!"

If Mattress Land wasn't copyrighted, they could change the name. lmao

Deal with it.

Vienna residents are oddly defensive about their town being Mattress Mecca...

Living in the barrio of Sterling, as I do, where life is cheap, and we are forced to sleep on industrial waste and rat droppings, I can only dream (when I can actually get to sleep) of a place where mattresses are just taken for granted...sigh

Washington Post Agrees! Wrote:
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> Hates Vienna we get it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Move on fucktard. No one gives a damn about the
> > mattress stores. I've lived here for 15 years
> and
> > Ive never even been to any of them. You make it
> > sound like the whole town is a big mattress
> > warehouse storage lot or something.
> >
>
>
> "Destination Design: Vienna
>
> BY JURA KONCIUS June 18
>
> Photos: Where to shop in Vienna
>
> With four mattress stores, Vienna might be
> Washington’s most genuine bedroom community...
> "
>
>
>
> It's what Vienna's best known for.
>
> Mattress central for NoVA.
>
> Ask anyone around here where to buy a mattress and
> they'll immediately respond "Vienna of course!"
>
> If Mattress Land wasn't copyrighted, they could
> change the name. lmao
>
> Deal with it.

Sterling mattress places

https://www.google.com/maps/search/mattress/@39.0126785,-77.4123994,14z

8 within a 4 mile radius. Fuckin tard. I bet you are the dumb fuck who wrote that article. I've never once heard of people sayin Vienna is known for mattress stores other than this douche writer. Wolf Trap? Restaurants like Maple Avenue and Bazins which are consistently voted tops in DC metro, being a community instead of sprawl hell, Jammin Java, these are what I normally hear people talking about in terms of Vienna.

Enjoy your double the mattress store advantage in sterling you douche cunt. You have two mattress warehouses within 2 miles of each other.

What a fuckin joke.

According to Wikipedia:

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Vienna is a town in Fairfax County, Virginia, United States. As of the 2010 United States Census, it had a population of 15,687.

Sterling, Virginia is a census-designated place in Loudoun County, Virginia. The population as of the 2010 United States Census was 27,822.

Vienna has roughly one mattress store per 3900 residents while Sterling has one per 3500 residents.

extra firm Vienna supporter Wrote:
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> According to Wikipedia:
>
>

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Vienna is a town in Fairfax County,
> Virginia, United States. As of the 2010 United
> States Census, it had a population of 15,687.
>
> Sterling, Virginia is a census-designated place in
> Loudoun County, Virginia. The population as of the
> 2010 United States Census was 27,822.

>
> Vienna has roughly one mattress store per 3900
> residents while Sterling has one per 3500
> residents.


Lol, and if you included the same swatch as a "census designated place" Vienna's 3 main zip codes equal 60000+ people. Making it 1 per 15000. Sterling, even with being a nebulous blob of an area with a phone double population STILL beats it for more mattress stores per capita.

Hilarious.

The mattress guy is proven a douche. He enjoys his shitty Route 28 adjacent hovel town full of furniture outlets and pollo ricos.

Fuck Vienna, its all about Falls Church.

22046 FTW, its where all the ballers of NoVA live

It's Vienna, VA, douchebags, not Vienna, Austria. Get over yourselves...


And...

"if you included the same swatch as a "census designated place" Vienna's 3 main zip codes equal 60000+ people. Making it 1 per 15000. Sterling, even with being a nebulous blob of an area with a phone double population STILL beats it for more mattress stores per capita."


You have to be an extra-special Vienna douchebag to spend the time and research trying to make such a laborious non-point.

Puddinhead Prolapse Wrote:
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> It's Vienna, VA, douchebags, not Vienna, Austria.
> Get over yourselves...
>
>
> And...
>
> "if you included the same swatch as a "census
> designated place" Vienna's 3 main zip codes equal
> 60000+ people. Making it 1 per 15000. Sterling,
> even with being a nebulous blob of an area with a
> phone double population STILL beats it for more
> mattress stores per capita."
>
>
> You have to be an extra-special Vienna douchebag
> to spend the time and research trying to make such
> a laborious non-point.

+1

hangin out on the shoulder 28 Wrote:
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>
> Lol, and if you included the same swatch as a
> "census designated place" Vienna's 3 main zip
> codes equal 60000+ people. Making it 1 per 15000.
> Sterling, even with being a nebulous blob of an
> area with a phone double population STILL beats it
> for more mattress stores per capita.
>
> Hilarious.
>
> The mattress guy is proven a douche. He enjoys his
> shitty Route 28 adjacent hovel town full of
> furniture outlets and pollo ricos.


What's more funny is that you idiots would actually go so far as to try to calculate per capita mattress stores in attempting to protect the precious pretentiousness of Vienna. lmao!

I don't live in Sterling so if you want to vie with it for the mattress king title, knock yourselves out. But even on that basis you lose since you have to scale to +4X the area to try to make it work. Vienna still wins in mattress store density. Which is the more significant factor in giving an area it's mattress-storey flavor. Vienna proudly remains the Mattress Store Capital of the Capital Area! When NoVa residents think mattresses, they think Vienna!

Sleep on it biotches.

Mattress Discounters and Sleepy's in Vienna both have 4th of July sales going on right now.

Beer Brewery? That's redundant, lol.

They'll be located at 520 Mill St. NE

Does anyone know how to get a beer stain out of a Tempurpedic mattress?

great. they are already power drunk. this is something they "need"
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Heloise Wrote:
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> Does anyone know how to get a beer stain out of a
> Tempurpedic mattress?

I don't live in Vienna so I'd rather leave this question up to the experts.

Heloise Wrote:
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> Does anyone know how to get a beer stain out of a
> Tempurpedic mattress?

Try contacting these people:

Vienna Chamber of Commerce
7925 Jones Branch Drive
LL200
Tysons, VA 22102
(703) 281-1333 Fax: (703) 242-1482

I'm guessing that Crazy Train Tripel, Cap Hopper IPA and Raspberry Wheat are going to be about $4 a glass. I'll stick with the Vienna Inn.

Nostradamus Wrote:
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> I'm guessing that Crazy Train Tripel, Cap Hopper
> IPA and Raspberry Wheat are going to be about $4 a
> glass. I'll stick with the Vienna Inn.

Please do if you can only $4 for quality beer. Be happy with your warm Miller Lite $3 pitchers.

Hell you might as well hang out with a bunch of bikers too.

Just what we need.
Feh.

I'm sure the place will be loaded with lots of Vienna couples. Guys in designer jeans and 45 year old housewives who are dressed like they are still in their 20s....yuck.

Nostradamus Wrote:
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> I'm sure the place will be loaded with lots of
> Vienna couples. Guys in designer jeans and 45
> year old housewives who are dressed like they are
> still in their 20s....yuck.


Exactly. lol

Not the Wiz Wrote:
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> Heloise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone know how to get a beer stain out of
> a
> > Tempurpedic mattress?
>
> Try contacting these people:
>
> Vienna Chamber of Commerce
> 7925 Jones Branch Drive
> LL200
> Tysons, VA 22102
> (703) 281-1333 Fax: (703) 242-1482

I tried them but they are now the "Tysons Regional Chamber of Commerce." (Vienna was too much of a backwater.) They claim not to know anything about mattresses.

http://www.caboosebrewing.com/

In case anyone forgot, they are open for business.

Caboose Brewing has been a lovely addition to Vienna. Das schmeckt sehr gut.

Pretty cool place, love the beer. The food menu is a bit questionable at best though. I am a fan of farm to table but they are trying to go to hoity toity IMO. I'm not saying you need to serve a menu exclusively offering jalepeno poppers and cheese sticks, but serve some real food along with liver mousse and pate.

The view of the dump trucks and salt shed is unparalleled!

oh, the view! Wrote:
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> The view of the dump trucks and salt shed is
> unparalleled!

The view looks pretty good to me. http://www.funinfairfaxva.com/caboose-brewing-company-craft-beer-and-dining-in-vienna/

Nostradamus Wrote:
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> I'm guessing that Crazy Train Tripel, Cap Hopper
> IPA and Raspberry Wheat are going to be about $4 a
> glass. I'll stick with the Vienna Inn.

If those were any good, it would be worth $4/pint or something close to that. VI serves chilled piss for less, but when you move to their craft brew selection, those 8-10 ounce chilled mugs at about $3.50 are not such great deals.

The message to be taken away from this is that Caboose's beer offerings are not very good, regardless of the price.


And, as another poster speculated, it is full of 35 year olds who think the beer is good because all they have ever had is Bud Light, etc.

Caboose Beers are a big Fail Wrote:
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> Nostradamus Wrote:
> ----------------------
>
> ---------------------------------
> > I'm guessing that Crazy Train Tripel, Cap
> Hopper
> > IPA and Raspberry Wheat are going to be about $4
> a
> > glass. I'll stick with the Vienna Inn.
>
> If those were any good, it would be worth $4/pint
> or something close to that. VI serves chilled
> piss for less, but when you move to their craft
> brew selection, those 8-10 ounce chilled mugs at
> about $3.50 are not such great deals.
>
> The message to be taken away from this is that
> Caboose's beer offerings are not very good,
> regardless of the price.
>
>
> And, as another poster speculated, it is full of
> 35 year olds who think the beer is good because
> all they have ever had is Bud Light, etc.


You should give Caboose another try. When you do, be sure to sample the "Half-Wit." (It is a Belgian style white beer, with sweet and bitter orange peel, coriander notes, and grains of paradise.) It should suit you perfectly.

I get jokes...

But the six tasters that I had do not evidence that Caboose has a decent beer in any of the styles that I tried.

The farm-to-table food concept (I hate using that term) is worthy of consideration. I have not tried the food.

But Caboose has missed the mark. Good Beer. Then Good or Great Food.

Tell me that the beers have improved from what they were at the opening (a couple of days in for me), and I will give Caboose another try.

Since you have called me out, if you can't tell me that the beers have improved, I am going to go on Yelp and a couple of other sites giving the beer a negative review. I have held off on that up to this point.

Your move, Laurie's Caboose...

laurie's caboose Wrote:
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>
> You should give Caboose another try. When you do,
> be sure to sample the "Half-Wit." (It is a
> Belgian style white beer...

So far, so good.

> with sweet and bitter
> orange peel, coriander notes, and grains of
> paradise.)

^ and there's your problem right there.

Still a Fail, so far Wrote:
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> I get jokes...
>
> But the six tasters that I had do not evidence
> that Caboose has a decent beer in any of the
> styles that I tried.
>
> The farm-to-table food concept (I hate using that
> term) is worthy of consideration. I have not
> tried the food.
>
> But Caboose has missed the mark. Good Beer. Then
> Good or Great Food.
>
> Tell me that the beers have improved from what
> they were at the opening (a couple of days in for
> me), and I will give Caboose another try.
>
> Since you have called me out, if you can't tell me
> that the beers have improved, I am going to go on
> Yelp and a couple of other sites giving the beer a
> negative review. I have held off on that up to
> this point.
>
> Your move, Laurie's Caboose...

Knock yourself out. There are several dozen reviews on Yelp. Most are positive, so one negative review will not be fatal. In fact, the owners are responsive so you might well be doing them a favor.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/caboose-brewing-company-vienna

Brick Sidewalks Wrote:
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> Vienna seems to be filled with Envy-Boys. A
> successful businessman, with experience that would
> have been invaluable to Town Council, could not
> get elected. It seems like Vienna citizens are
> envious.
>
>
> If you mean the candidate that wanted to speed up
> the bulldozing of Vienna to make the town a ghetto
> of McMansions, then I would say that the people of
> Vienna voted correctly in not placing him on the
> Town Council.

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Recently I observed a builder implement these new guidelines for tree preservation during lot redevelopment on Oak Street SW. I reached out to the builder on the project to inquire what drives the decision to preserve trees vs. remove. Dennis Rice of JDA Custom Homes is the builder for this project; here is what he had to say: he was able to save the trees on this particular lot because he was able to shift the footprint. The set back requirements often make it difficult to do so in the front of the house. He also noted that it is frequently the new homeowner who drives the decision to keep or remove trees; in this case the homeowner wanted the trees saved. Rice indicated that it is his preference to save the healthy trees on all projects
whenever possible.

http://www.viennava.gov/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/2928

You really should apologize.

Do they serve bacon jalapeno mac and cheese?

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/encore-of-drunk-uconn-kid-trying-to-get-some-jalapeno-bacon-mac-and-cheese-at-the-student-union/

I would go back if they served bacon jalapeno mac and cheese.