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Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Dnump ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:35PM

I keep seeing bumper stickers to call her, is she hot?

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Mr Pipeline ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:26PM

Very hot. I drill her everyday.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Veed Jay ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:46PM

No, she's a Mexican with a spray can.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Burrito Bill ()
Date: January 22, 2020 10:29PM

Veed Jay Wrote:
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> No, she's a Mexican with a spray can.


Yes, but she’s a hot Mexican with a spray can.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: And kinky ()
Date: January 22, 2020 10:56PM

She has a serious rape fetish. I'm not just talking wet, if you don't get her consent before drilling it literally gushes out man

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: January 22, 2020 11:05PM

No, but MITHTER Utility ith!

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: January 22, 2020 11:17PM

Thilly Thavage Wrote:
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> No, but MITHTER Utility ith!


Hi Thilly, see you tonight at the Wolftrap Inn.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:16AM

I really dig her!

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: VGH Supervisor of Operations ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:22AM

Miss Utility is a frequent the service technician at several of our Vienna area VGH locations.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: Orange Cone ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:46AM

Miss Utility sucks my cone everyday.

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: homeowner5 ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:50AM

Miss utility ghosted me after I called her to come mark my lines, I guess the bitch only takes contractors seriously

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Re: Is Miss Utility Hot??
Posted by: True Dat ()
Date: January 23, 2020 01:58PM

Ms. Utility loves mouth to ass to mouth to ass to mouth. Book it!

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